Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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VbM5]UT/ r4JXbh6Tt 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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&[*_ - E{T\51V]% 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Y@KZ:0< XZcsx Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
tA#X@HIE Yp 6;Y7^ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
^K@r!)We 'e3y| Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
tt[P{mMQ 34YYw@?}Y 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
D> Z>4:EM ifTVTd7O The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
@[=*w`1 {,IWjt &> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
P:lvZ s%GiM Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7b+OIZB \2_>$:UoV 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
rctn0*MP |r}%AN6+ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
XYod>[.x +D?d)lK 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
[.6>%G1C JsnavI6 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
]|u}P2 t)cG_+rJ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
sB0+21'R G8u8&| Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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+V2a|uvEc wB9IP{Pf “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
>=U$s@ 07(E/A] “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
V2g$"W?3 ]2h[.qa There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
!ox &` T"QY@#E 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
@;rVB IE_@:]K}Ja “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
_'I9rGlx3 IC}zgvcW 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
M<ad>M 5&}icS “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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gH6D 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
s{s0#g 8z/ ^Ql God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ixDB0"\ W!X#:UM) 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
]6:5<NW 20fCWVw}?} When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Gi<f/xQk> iGha pD 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Y\op9Fw Ey6K@@% A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Q'8v!/"}p{ yBl<E$= 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
y.O? c&! 61mQJHl. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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