Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
S^JbyD_yoh XnH05LQ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
\,'m</o~, u%GEqruo[ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
R)?*N@.s 0gu_yg! R 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
77 Q5d"sIi /m!BY}4W Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
` _6C{<O H-!,yte 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
OW&!at ~V:\ _{mE Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
WSPI|#Xr% "syI#U{ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
n.}Zk G0` 7RQR)DG Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
"-E\[@/ &.F4b~A7 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
`{8K.(])s! 1;* cq The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
<q)# K$z2YJ% 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
DVO.FTV^` j\ZXG=j Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>^O7 \Zb;'eDv 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
!@5 9) pj8=wc h Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
iR HQ:Y! b;L\EB 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
~kV/!= H[T?\Lq Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
d.aS{;pse \wmN 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0RzEY!9g+ PgAf\.48a Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
pP1|&`}ux ,S\CC{! 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
S0$8@"~= y1z4ik)Sd@ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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* “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Oz.HH EX*HiZU> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
4a&RYx 2bz2KB5> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
//B&k`u v6|RJt? “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
g%o(+d OUE(I3_ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
REQ\>UO_ iG$!6;w< “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
XMZ,Y7 {.`vs;U 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
@?ebuj5{e P|`8}|}a God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
pR<`H' SV4E0c> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
p;a,#IJu v{RZJ^1 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
aNsBcov3O W@>% {eE 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
&{5,:%PXw UJUEYG A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
KV91)U \eTwXe]Pv 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Fk7?xc 0mp/Le5 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
_!#@@O0p/h t[HE6ea 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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