Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
\Bt=bu>Z ~:T3| 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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: One should love animals. They are so tasty.
sfyBw Mm "Wk 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
|3 ;u"&(P ]/LWrQD Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
ZH_FA stX'yya 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
`0Yt1Z& C%0<1mp Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
`'*F1F 2H[=lY 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
a#^_"GX *e%Dg{_ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
M8\G>0Hc6 I<c@uXXV;! 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
kmmL>fCV"M "|F.'qZrm The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
xy$vYDAFw ]}p2Tp;1 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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1po"gVot "fRlEO[9 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
^CfM|L8> -E6J f$ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
*C5:#A0 T}V7SD. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
-Uzc"Lx B +Y^-e.UO Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
'uPxEu4 >4 Sc% aJ1 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
/z/hUa *Hxj_ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
\nC5 ,Rz uFGv%W 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
W"W@WG9X0 g4zT(,ZY “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
cC b>zI ;>inT7?3| “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
9@(O\ xr 5tN%a>D% There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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[CY g!p+rq_f 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
sVE>=0TVP Z~duJsH “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
%|#P&` P=f<#l"v 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
F"-S~I7'L Lv “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
!}iLO0 )EhTM-1 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
h{Oz*Bq }W - K God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
bk/.<Rt 7'-)/Pk 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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{;]uL`abi? ~z\pI|DQ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
rE/}hHU sqm%iyC=q A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Q'FX:[@x-S M3hy5j(b 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
VaD: 2z.k)Qx!Z The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
1.hOE>A% gg lNpzj 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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