Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9vmH$ 1V+a;-? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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Lv$bPZ/ 8QE0J$d5 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
f/&Dy'OV7 )T(xQ2&r4 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
H"WkyvqXb tUGnD<P Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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qt 4G;+ETp 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
& *B@qQ Vu*yEF} Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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3:PBVt= 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
)V!9& ^a[7qX_B Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
gkI(B2,/ fk5!/>X 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
ES;7_ .q bVQLj}% The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Lf3Ri/@ p >O&(G0!N+} 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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D}SRr,4v 8ysU.5S 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
=IkQ;L& \'q-Xr'}M Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
up=4B d8C?m*3J 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
zQ(li9 AZ(["kh[ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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~Hd{+0 k v,'9z Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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o9$|z e-ljwCD 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
K,&)\r kzD f+}?$' “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
6;dQ#wmg $LRvPan` “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
s_hf,QH m>x.4aO1 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
:2^%^3+V nC$f0r"z 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
9.m_3"s yH;=Y1([ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
N|O/3:P<,U }y(1mzb 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
\L}Soe' 2oXsPrtZ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
r,(rWptf4 &{!FE`ZC_ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
>2x[ub%$L 7"yA~e,l God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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M/x49qO# 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
x~j>Lvw L jutEb@nog When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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dZFf/BXU &|'1.^f@;E A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
12U1DEd>- x9 bfH1 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
$ jWe!]ASU 1Jg&L~Ws" The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
vOy;=0$ >B<jR$`6@ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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