Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
@)OnIQN~ JNxW6 cK 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
WyBQ{H{So BcZEa^^~os One should love animals. They are so tasty.
$ DDSN P1)* q0 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
w69>tC J0?$v6S Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Pn'`Q S? j*;*Ka w 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
gro7*< ^i{,z*vi Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
[^?13xMb LKR= =;qn 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Yl)eh(\&J B#HnPUUK Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
9,S,NvSq @@xO+$6 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
]PR|d\O 457fT | The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
51o@b X+`ddX 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
f![xn2T ?-pxte8 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Fy 4Tvg YHETI~'j. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
]{K5zSK Q<RT12|` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
X!U]`Qh "[awmZ:wo 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
/\TQc-k?2 hf_R\C(c Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5c<b| |9+bSH9 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
NlA*\vco rumAo'T/% Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
h^%GE;N S8*^ss>?^R 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
$|Q".dD ZvUp#8x(3 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
(3AYy0J% Mv7w5vTl “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
#GDh/t2@ |*]X\UE There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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0M/\bEG(_ UijuJ(Tle “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
H649J)v+m cdek^/ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
q^jqLT&w Sq?6R}q% “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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=XRgT1>e Tg<>B God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Yn[EI7D BZ\EqB 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
T,xVQ4J? lvz:UWo When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
U47k5s(J st'?3A 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
-pU\"$nuxH {*ko=77$* A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
]mD=Br*r~ <Hr@~<@~ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
_,K>u6N& B!E<uVC The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
?^G$;X7B P :7l#/x_ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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