Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
{x<yDDIv_ v `7` ' 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
N_| '`]D )@a_|q@V One should love animals. They are so tasty.
x0$# 8 (?lKedA>2 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
zb& 3{, |7%#z~rT Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
<-F[q'!C1 ^>m"j6`h, 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
QV9z81[ jRNDi_u?Wb Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
)jHH-=JM eD?f|bif 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
&AhkP=Yw _"G./X Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
U['|t<^uf hLF ;MH@ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
B):hm {`=k$1 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
D);w)` J3,m{%EtNM 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
&~sirxR p 5;q{9wvqO Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
22FHD4 /L*JHNu"_ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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,;<Bz|X Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
^~K[ bFbW j-9Zzgr 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
a/dq+ se&Q\!&M Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
)Rr0f 8 p~f=0K 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
^F:Bj&0v[ k`h#.B J Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
^!sIEL .vWwYG 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
YK%rTbB( ,#Mt10e{ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
`e^sQ>rDI $ uqB.f$ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
dBEm7.nh pgEDh^[MW There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
NGVl/Qd (fcJp)D 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
-)Of\4kx y{Vh?Z<E “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
SmVL?wf B<oBo&uA 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
^vha4<'-qG `/JuItL- “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
+~f=L- > G-eSHv 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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Aqo90(jffx )SyU 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7mtX/w9 ?,^Aoy When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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tQ(4UHqa~ 5]~451 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
ug^esB 6QAhVg: A 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
ppzQh1 '^%k TNn The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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z? 2B"&WKk 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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