Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
%]I#]jR ;=0mL, 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
W;I{4ed6 gNP1UH4m One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Z(|$[GZP[ nm#23@uZ4K 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
WRu(F54Sk bgBvzV&'8 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
QD!NV* 5@>hjXi"Y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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hOk9 y= ,e'm@d$Q* 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
z[J=WI rd0Fd+t/ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
vVo'f|fW 3?V'O6 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
^AU-hVj trrNu The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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:'Gn?dv| u|}\Af Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
u~uz=Yse L @T/4e./ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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< :'wxm3f Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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P eGQ4aQhi 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
3LfF{ED@ m]U Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
wp1O*)/q qc,E azmU 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
xwsl$Rj XlF ,_ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
vaF1e:( fpQFNV 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Q +l{> sL (v?@evQ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
E va&/o?P| aB~k8]q. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
m,+PYq =I'iD0eR There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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BEb?jRMjLg i5le0lM “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Awfd0L;9 =Ks&m4 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
@Un/,-ck Ue Ci{W “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
[/hoNCH! zu?112-v2 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
-x6_HibbD LI}e_=E God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
)2y [#Blo <$?#P#A 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
sT1OAK\^ U3Gg:onuE When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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g*f I_f%%N% 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
E!}'cxb^ g0biw? A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
fsOlg9 l,Q`;v5| 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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90+Vw`Gz= The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
+arh/pd_I YkF LNCg4} 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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