Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
rN8 ZQiJC wlmi&kq 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
4f'WF5S/}8 \^w=T* One should love animals. They are so tasty.
+7^{T:^ht .0r5= 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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;>b n!A')]y" Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
dGrOw) 5d<-y2!M Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
coiTVDwA j"yL6Q9P 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Xo;J1H _LxV) Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Yk6fr~b 's(0>i 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
WOzdYeeG SG$/v The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0&$e:O'v &7XB$ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
yIh>j.P MuO7_*q'n Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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gU0}.b p%G4Js. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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;4QL 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
u3dh MnUn AW!|xA6'`: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
L_=J(H| 2<qq[2 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
f8B*D4R} XK{`x< Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
[`yiD> b'St14_ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Qf$0^$ " Yono8M;9* “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
~BaU2S@y <~u.:x@ R “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
b=Zg1SqV 4qrPAt There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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7] 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
zZ[SC Z:&"Ax “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
b^;19]/RW t9zPJQlT} 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
\# lh b hUxpz:U* “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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jgs kK ]j}zN2[A God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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< 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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Cc1sZWvz P zzX Ds6 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
e-]k{_wm (b GiBsb A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
L>).o%(R i/,G=yA 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
$xvEYK EJNj.c-# The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
~bWqoJ;Q ;KbnaUAS8 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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