Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
ykJ+%gla 9GtLMpy 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
SCqu, dP?nP(l One should love animals. They are so tasty.
.[#xQ=9` K6ciqwUO 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
^kc>m$HY -?[O"D"c Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Tq.MubaO iOKr9%9?Z 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
y/z9Ce*> u<x[5xH+ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
=CWc` 'W}~)+zK 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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b$PT_!d Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4fZY8 K<D`(voL 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
lp?i_p/z 8.:B=A The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
!Jk(&. MiRibHXI, 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
,xm;JXJ 6s> sj7 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
F">Nrj-bs ?T tQZ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
+ZY2a7uI JHnk%h0 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
2,rY\ Nu_ f+Pg1Q0zI 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
PWADbu{+ ^vYVl{$bT Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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v(i1Z}*b 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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3L'en a7ub.9> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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@m*&c* r 0sq=5 BnO “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
)pkhir06t oG|?F4l* There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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geG,/-` 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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$)kk8Q4+K jx^|2 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
*+_fP |cv ;t.SiA “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
u5[1Z|O V+4k! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
}qgqb L8,H9T#e God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
U08<V:~ 9}K(Q= 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
r6gt9u: YR^Ee8 _H When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
l%-67( rCnV5Yb0O 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
|TQedC 3{N p 9y. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
>/*?4 CSd9\V 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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$71D)*{P The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
/-G qG)PX S0Rf>Eo4 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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