Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
aI+:rk^ sDWX} NV 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
_vvnxG!x& h^34{pKDn One should love animals. They are so tasty.
hRGK W c9iCH~ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
b)'Ew27 bIe>j*VPh@ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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T'f( H6rWb6i 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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x@FYn Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
>y%$]0F1 0Q%'vBX\` 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
j[) i>Qw z`5+BL,|ND Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
fd*=`+P -Qqb/y 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
op&,& Y( D d7`c The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
LK/gG6n5M0 XQ,IEj| 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
=F8uuYX%m 'Ys"yY@ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
#`v`e" "t`r_Aw 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
"uqa~R{ kzgHp,;R{ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
)v8;\1`s: u ldea) 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
w0tlF:Eg tkV:kh< L~ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
HC}D<FX| duV|'ntr 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
tCtR(mG=A 7Dom[f Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
C6CX{IA] @QVAsNW:O 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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z{x “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
$*8c0.{U ;^O^&< “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
09%q/-$ dg/7?gV There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
JB''Ujyi 9v0.] 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
=5I1[p; FbWkT4t| “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
|PDuvv!.f hFj.d]S 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
E=sBcb/v VH+^G)^) W “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
*Rr,ii !0 *=z~ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
=EsKFt" u|BD%5+J God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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\ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
A{mbL2AxwC tN";o\!} When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Qf7]t-Kp dSk\J[D 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
zUIh8cAoE ZUAWSJ,s A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
~e, (3{'GX2c 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
=u${2= #e+%;5\ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
&Mo=V4i> Nd^9.6,JU 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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