Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
;W>Cqg= ML;*e "$ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
OU5*9_7. BrRL7xX One should love animals. They are so tasty.
K~=UUB fXI:Y8T 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
0Wa}<]:^ .itw04Uru Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
{7 TlN.( bVP"(H] 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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VU,b> WJ<^E"^ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
lj+u@Z<xA .ERO|$fv 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
f&v9Q97= ctE\ q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
}D+}DPL{^ @(r/dZc 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
__mF?m Y0eE-5F, The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
cwiX8e"3 cGjPxG; 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
8@so"d2e dOa%9[ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
H":oNpfb >EY3/Go> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
%^RN#_ro(3 Sa2>`":d Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
]U"94S U:) H;RwO@v 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
SdD6 ~LS k:7(D_ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
T=ev[ mS yPq'( PV 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
'-zD | Bi! Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
l\i)$=d&g ](hE^\SC 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
P&f7@MOV.P 'inFKy'H “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
^0Mt*e{q M3.do^ss “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
A0Qb 5e $< JaLS There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
} }59V&'t 4r45i: 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
(!:,+*YY =i[\- “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
q.;u?,|E/ 79;<_(Y 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
%^jMj2 LGn:c; “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
}4,L%$@n 'dn]rV0(C 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
DMO Mh#[ kDsFR#w&` God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
\.-bZ$ T:~vk.Or 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
FYpzQ6s~ x7Yu I When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
V-BiF>+ j:v@pzTD 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
fb~ytl< HAa;hb A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
*}*FX+px) x<ZJb 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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<~[Ws} The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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( 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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