Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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]I< S7a6ntei 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
C):d9OI? y^=oYL One should love animals. They are so tasty.
*?D2gaCta 3~</lAm; 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
%5*#c*)R FA9e(Ha Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
w.aFaR)04 {0e{!v 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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({KAh? dCP Tpm 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
qm=F6*@} 0xUj#) Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
@izi2ND " B{0-H+ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
[\9(@Bx |u"R(7N* The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
#>jH[Q 8MeXVhM 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
gVU\^KN] /Q8A"'Nk Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1K9?a;. [|n-x3h 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
(eG]Cp@ R6Mxdm2P} Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
W 'a~pB1I 4sBoD=e 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
0Eu$-) f_h"gZWV Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
)75yv<L2S, ]8>UII ,US 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
37-y SP7g qM Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
N#['fg' ~_db<!a 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
P .4b+9Tx L*01l"5 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
l;}7A,u wT~;tOw~ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
,DuZMGg s<_LcQbt{ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
,XG|oo- M(zY[O 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
qb>r\bc T0v@mXBQ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
$;i$k2n: 60%~+oHi~ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Usf"K*A PnIvk]"Ab “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
#D/ }u./ uU(G_E ? 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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w+9C/U;|s J=SB/8tQ)T 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
x]><}!\<& s.`%ZDl@Y When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5'c+313 lm #X@<U <R 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
<6b\i5j {9.~]dI|L A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
,cy/fW iC|6roO!jk 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
QjjJtKz y~c4:*L3 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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lsRg:J .V 3X#t 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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