Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
#:DDx5%x<b -TjYQ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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~ULA One should love animals. They are so tasty.
2fFNJ B`T|M$Ug 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
lVARe3# /^P^K Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
lk1c2 ~;Ss)d 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
zTAt% w5 ;7K5Bo Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
`P)1RTVx {ylc2 1 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
B.'@~$ >O9j},X Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
;]i&AAbj >Y1?` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
r*0a43mC1 fP&F$"o8 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
gTH1FR8$y y@nWa\iG 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
dY;^JPT n&r- Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
=yz#L@\! \&&kUpI 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
DcQ^V4_ gK-: t Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
w>IkC+.? Z,lUO. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
U^+9l?ol ^;6~=@#*C Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
v|?hc'Fj #E{aN?_ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
prlB9,3|C k]qZOO} Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
J.$<Lnt>u ]n _- 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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2x~fiM e&OMW,7 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
(e=ksah3> L}XEROTR “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
q-o=lU" j72cSRv There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
?Ih24>:D ,h#!!j\j6 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
7v?tSob:b _8 vxb “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
wju~ 5 >:W)9o 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Y@9L8XNP> \CUxGyu “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
ZNOoyWYi5 t<ftEJU"'w 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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^nbze I;P?P5H 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
X2M<DeF: ;f=:~go When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
<Ks?g=K- @h>#cwhU 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
7 aDI6G +}m j6I A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
:Jhx4/10 {D."A$AAa 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
2-j|q6m5 RVI],O The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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[ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]