Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. PpPg ~ix*
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. DBuvbq-
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. \$Xo5f<
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. !Pf_he
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. F6*n,[5(
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. -s`/5kD
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. S}Wj+H;
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 :- B,Q3d
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 1ID0'j$
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ]sBSLEie
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. tG(# &54
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. =B9Ama
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. -lr)z=})
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). D9
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 8X":,s!
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. aZt5/|B
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ~1&%,$fZ
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ~^((tT
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. L&O!"[++
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. '_& Xemz
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. /t=R~BJu
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ” _-aQ.p ?T
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. lub(chCE[
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