Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
%x./>-[t T|&u? 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
PYwGGB- :IO"' b One should love animals. They are so tasty.
lDL(,ZZS` *V_b/Vt 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
ef@F!s_fI +4n}H}9l Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5g`J}@"k #Vhr1;j 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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?W VtzBYza Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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>uo=0=9= ?AVnv(_ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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eNK6=D| RA!8AS? Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4av )8taMC:H^ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
b\^1P;!'W BI<(]`FP;s Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
J vl-=~ }R~C<3u\2 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
.]0:`Y,; *x)u9rO] Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
P_P~c~o V#B'm?aQ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
yjOZed;M &k`/jl;u Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
rM4Ri}bS f[*g8p 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
vl!o^_70( &gP1=P,! “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
;Za^).= 9 ge'Mo “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
lmIphOUoIw u`XZtF<vf There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
uG+eF 1wE`kbC< 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
[B^V{nUBc 7CCSG{k “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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*bc#!e /VFQbJ+` 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
|}: D_TX [fJxbr" “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
p`S~UBcL. z<s~` 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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x}f)P _QtW)\)5\ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
o9v.]tb !-7<x"avm When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
>J,IxRGi bv``PSb3 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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Pk8(2fAYk CX 7eCo 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
=T$2Qo8 BOl*. t The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
()fYhk|W ?QcS$i 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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