Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
i8Y$cac! XA%a7Xtni 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
iH#b"h{w 14,Pf`5Sz One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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* }CyS_Tc 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
3>I 8iDg2_l`G Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
zJJ6"9sl w`?Rd 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
i$Sq.NU tgX},OU^ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
J"TM[4^\Y ,@b7N[h 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
E*F)jP,yo ^ew<|J2,B Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
=:;KYuTr Q4&|^RLLG 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
d'yA"b] $)fybnY The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
~il{6Z+#n 1p[Z`m*9 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
?(!<m'jEy 5r$X Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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b .PhH|jrCW^ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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ERE1XOe=D Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
jW G=k#WN /W,K% s] 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
`S{Blv R1%2]? Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
22<T.c u?>]C6$ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
v\UwL-4[ vj23j[!| Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
dK=<%)N X@[)jWs 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
{ fmY_T[Q8 08!pLE “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
)38M~/ ^l us^2Oplq< “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
N{f4-i~ t`XYY There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
nnZ|oEF 1YklPMx6 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
/<Doe SDJ| TyCMZsvM, “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
d/57;6I_ c<8RRYs 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
JBsHr%!i "1U:qr2-H “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
':v@Pr| G\?q{ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
ZN:~etd ET&Q}UO E God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
^:0epj7 <u"h'e/oW_ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
U1>VKP;5Nn {cNH| When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
ZL3aO,G2 :!wdqn 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
#\[((y:q [,F5GW{x A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6L~tUe.G J)w58/`?t 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
l9J ]<gG 4}~zVT0'~ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
}/%(7Ff{ ^}-(8~_en 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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