Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
-lLq) :MJTmpq, 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
*DU86JL` uS<&$JH One should love animals. They are so tasty.
X\flx~ JZai{0se 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
9v/1>rziE m@TU2 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
eLl;M4d RX#:27: 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
3ne=7Mj &:Raf5G-E Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
V}Oxz04 sx|=*j,_ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Knn$<!> ek3/`]V: Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
?HU(0Vgn' rw58bkh6 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
QDLtilf : hXZk$a' The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
tX6n~NJ$ %m{h1UQQ+ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
~|+ HjL+Wg Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$S3C_.. _AK-AY 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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rfoLg Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
@#;~_?$?C = q;ACW,z 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
qJrK?:O; 'BtvT[KM Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
j#.Aiy:, 2gukK8R$ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
>~2oQ[n i.6c;KU Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Wc#4%kT U%m,:b6V 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
_@SC R% uBH4E;[f “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
Qp]V~s( T[q2quXgk “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
THkg,*;: =5',obYN>c There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Jro) g2BE-0, R 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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H^m “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
c7,p5[ Qne@Vf kA 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
bRfac/:} o4\\q66K “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
yIA-+# r[ 6|| zfH 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
/*i[MB ?s6v>#H% God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
?sk{(UN] Rcc9Tx(zvQ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
)pbsvR_ }&F|u0@b When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
YZMSiDv[e <Y:{>= 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
"A6m-xE~ SFv'qDA A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Uc^e Ia@ <Z5-?wgf9 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
_Dr9 w&;< e#!%:M;4P The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
3K!(/,` S6Y2(qdP 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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