Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
k2DT+}u7G Tl"GOpH\] 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
m [7@l }@%A@A{R One should love animals. They are so tasty.
>5-z"f ]pr( hk 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
5<h7+ %?t9 ovJwor Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7.7P>U a[d6@! 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Xr'Y[E[ AX3iB1):K Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
A+v6N>}* #vCtH2 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
kSj,Pl\NC ?EQ]f34 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
gE2k]`[j] YLs%u=e($ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
:4RD.l ^-Ob($(\ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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x[l_dmq <Vucr 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
JwEQR @%Y$@Qb{ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
yg34b}m{ B>sSl1opI 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
6t@kft>Nv A'Q=DoE Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
I-oY@l` pIcvsd 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
CqHCJ ' k$]-fQM Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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AmYqrmJ A/ppr. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
&ru2&Sz Q'-g+aN “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
esE5#Yq4.k e(nT2E There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
#+$pE@u7A n?uVq6c 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
L[v-5u) nO-1^HUl “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
^yLiyR e\ JBzRL"| 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
G-FeDP 5X"y46i,H “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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^ G&ZpQ) 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
?[<C,w~$` Op''=Ar#sh God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
=)tU]kp Gp*U2LB 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$TU)O^c ,c3gW2E When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
^\|Hz\"* D9.H<.|36 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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r(qAe{ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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;}/ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
k)l*L1Y4: c j-_ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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