Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
1)^\R(l 5+11J[~{ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
xVw@pR; =}%#j0a4 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
xxyc^\$ pbEWnx_ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
5q*s_acQ "b~C/-W I Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
`kuu}YUi a7c`[ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Zj!,3{jX^ *1Bq>h: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
A"ATtid .SjJG67OyA 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
<!g]q1 \HbZ~I- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Y~g\peG7 vRH^en 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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w`1 J{^md0l The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
r@}`Sw]@ [:.wCG5 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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COsmVQ. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
VS/M@y_./ e)wi}\:q_ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
,IyQmN y WI4<2u; Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
!Pw*p*z 6w7; 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
V\Gs&> k7Bh[ ..! Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
#Z1-+X8P LWv<mtuYf 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
@>Yd6C z^U+oG Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
>9!J?HA LAlwQ^v| 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
,_u7@Ix 6&os`! “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
YK)m6zW5 a5pl/d “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
wHbkF#[:i WVRIq' There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
KE3`5Y! `Y:]&w 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
4HGTgS UsyNn39 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
L]H'$~xx* 6?F88;L 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
2.aCo, Kb; Cw+boB_tip “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Zu,:}+niU QMBT8x/+_' 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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!^%3 !G-+O#W` 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
D6Ad"|Z Ab ,^y When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
]gq)%T] {!|4JquE_ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
fB3Jp~$ }_'5Vb_ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
ekhv.;N~ ie6c/5 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
X(ph$,[ "tCTkog3] The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
@q'kKVJs aj`&ca8 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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