Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
,reJ(s ]7sx;KFv 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
6,Hqb<( 1.@vS&Y7OE One should love animals. They are so tasty.
\v@({nB8 Z{-Lc68 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
.W\ve>; ,cTgR78' Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
"yb WDWu @`u?bnx]e 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
*a}(6Cx \jW)Xy Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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$cUNvI 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
`cP <}^] \L!uHAE2a Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
`&7RMa4= r2*<\ax 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
)9"oL!2h :LJ7ru2 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
:bM+&EP U0B2WmT~Q 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
GrJ#. UgHf*m Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Gu(lI ~ .,2V5D-${ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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O0~vf[i]; 8Vl!|\x5 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
>X}{BDMb. V%L/8Q~ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
g1m-+a GrEs1M1]* Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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Ayx^Wp*s 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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@98;VWY\ ^i%A7pg “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
~2}Pl) 3*S[eqMJc There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
@Z(rgF{{ =iz,S:[ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
M8W# io j\)H 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
W*T{,M@Y e=f .y< “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
8:;#,Urr nnCug 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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^[-V 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
WO</Q6+ 2wpjU&8W! When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
W? ,$!]0 W|c.l{A5Q 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
ksI>IW #!#z5DJu A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
"e62/Ejg% `7Ug/R< 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
1$LI px <!x+eE` The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
:X>DkRP xxX/y2\ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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