Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
N3A<:%s /Ft:ffR|R 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Sb&lhgW]c :<S<f% One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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}7zE3V epD?K 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
[a1jCo (c\hy53dP Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2a=sm1? PD[z#T!' 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
,^s0</ve _r Y,}\ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
;@mRo`D` Sr Ca3PA 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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@%P% X"asfA[6K Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
},-* Tenf:Hm/k 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
W#F Q,+0) "E*e2W The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
wD\ZOn_J r|<DqTc6l 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
u_O# @eOc e)^j+ l Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
s<QkDERMX F3U` ueP 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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.)XP\m\ ^-)txC5{T 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
GRqT-/n" 77 r(*.O| Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
vG.9H_& N#xG3zZl|N 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
^_+XDO B}?IEpYp Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
;\;M =&{} <X7\z 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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nLFw~ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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yzsab ^] hcCp,b 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
->{d`-}m' +_l^ #?o, “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
;QCrHqRT` bO5k6i 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
(7FW9X; rNOES3[~ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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qE> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
O\KQl0*l\\ P$GjF-!: God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
SGc8^%-` :aLT0q!K 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
~V=<3X sW#JjtK When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
siDh="{s Bf`9V713 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
YcX/{L[9o d)o!5L A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
=:,xxqy #V02hs1 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
;TiUpg</_3 ~ (On|h The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
EpJ4`{4 /Dtd#OAdr 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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