Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
@E^~$-J5j z8jk[5z 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
:?k>HQe SHvq.lYJ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Wl;.%.]> 0@yXi 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
u6M.' g$7{-OpB Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
c]$i\i# qHsUP;7 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
k>F'ypm ,`wXg Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
us;YV<)d y)F;zW<+ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
_wC3kAO ?Eg(Gu.J Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
(hTCK8HK x4g3rmp 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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<:(6EKJAq} 3 j!3E 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
}XZ'v_Ti uXI_M) Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
X'wE7=29M |>27'#JC 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
J cg,#@ _,zA ^*b Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
g3Ec"_>P aHs^tPg 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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JCz@s~f\y y]2qd35u_A 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
D5$wTI Q<z_/j9 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
,%n\= E_Im^a “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
U3 */v4/ LL] zT H0 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
qgE 73.!`6 wDcj,:h` 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
4S,`bnmB ^cV;~&|.Xk “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[!!o-9b if}-_E<F 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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QN@CPuy “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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HN67O aki_RG>U' 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
tDSJpW'd (]b!{kS God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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:@+ MA;1;uI, 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
7Ok;Lt!x g1XZ5P} f When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
zEs>b(5u Nqw&< x+ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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`n$I]_}/% :/y1yM 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
z."a.>fPaO 9U{a{~b The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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zd Fkvl%n 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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