Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/d`"WK, fgLjF,Y 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
lj4Fg*/Yn 5]xuU.w' One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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2S9 S-Uod y 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
@"@a70WHk .~z'm$s1o Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
9shfy4?k ]WT@&F 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
FG? Mc'r& la!]Y-s)'4 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
. [|UNg SZyk G[ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
iD^,O)b IwYeKN6s Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
rK3kg2H }^"6 :;, 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
.;#T<S" q=1 NRG The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
uuzV,q N& _~y| 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Z6!Up1 Epzg|L1) Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
f?3-C8hU TlG>)Z@/ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
N&9o 1_} !avol/* Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
B2`S0 H @s5=6z]=H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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*"V<Z J-W9B amx Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
^-o{3Q(w oXPA<ef o 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
l|5 h m</m9h8 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
e`*}?N4d ]#/nn),Z 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
t,/ G W4^L_p>Tm^ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
6FS%9.Ws kY0HP a “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
XS<>0YM $vn6%M[ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
sdp&D@ 2e48L677- 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Pt]>AW;i K<JzIuf& “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
ffKgVQux s%[F,hQRk 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
SZ` 7t=I2 ]a3$hAcj6" “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
AFLtgoXn: q0sf\|'<} 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
dFg>uo JWVV?~1 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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hfB$4s9 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
V&Y`?Edc _]:b@gXUw When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
_nGx[1G( 5 E)b$;' 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
rPxRGoR _&KqmQ8$7 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Im]@#X ]8G 'R-8} 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
WtSs:D K#"=*p, The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
r>mBe;[TX u6iW1,# 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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