Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Zt4g G KG [Oen{c9A 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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W^npzgDCo n|2`y? 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Z>gxECi `bT!_ Ru Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
7 4Xk^8 wI><kdz 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
UhN16|x G6(kwv4 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Rt:k4Q QEKSbxL\W 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
[zv>Wlf,% !l|vO( Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Cw42bO 7K.&zn 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
J!5BH2bg %|E'cdvkX Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
_Z?{&k `q|&;wP. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
mAMi-9 g?`g+:nug Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
i)9}+M5 ;, P-2\V/ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
arJ4^ d &7z79#1NS Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
U<,@u,_Ja aEU[k>& 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
]@X5'r" z@;]Hy “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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2bk .{sKEVK “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
*z[G+JX ^?PU:eS There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Z0&^U#] <i{O\K]9 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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rt">xVl <X[TjP 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
h/~:}Bof Z|;<:RKWY “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
(t&]u7Atr j.FA!4L 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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:#D?b.= Vp8t8X1` 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
s2f95<B J)1:jieQ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
~^d. zIN! r/v'h@ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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m|q?gX9R z'@j9vT 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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n\d`Fk i`[5%6\"& 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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