Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Xg_M{t ~K&ko8 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
iYEhrb -}AAA*P One should love animals. They are so tasty.
U4w^eWzP wG ua"@IE 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
4w<U%57 f]jAa?d T& Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
6X$]d^)h{ iqRk\yq< 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Y1h8O%? [z5pqd- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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g+bc4eU [u`v'*0d Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
\L($;8`\ %scSp&X 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
}4Ef31X8q "eA4JL\%) The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
q@1b{q#C5 rF'_YYpr> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
z'z_6]5 K-cRNt Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Y`eU WCD iO4Yfj#? 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
h8iic )*}2L_5] Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
{ZP0%MD 7k.=_Tl 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
@eU;oRVc{ =]X_wA;% Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
dUegHBw_`R $ @QF<?i~ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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cv})^E$x (S3\O `5 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
HRS^91aK He @d~9M “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
#&u9z5ywM :08b&myx “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
l|TiUjs D"UCe7 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
[CTE"@A l.[S.@\ =. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
SM;UNIRVE wK>a&`< “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
0eP7efy <]1Z 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
T?B753I XRARgWj “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
-9W)|toWb" O~D>F*_^j 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
*i3\`;^= xvn@zi 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
*|n-Hr !:"$1kh1(" When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
:E`/z@I 4}-{sS}MP 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+||y/}1 <~s{&cL!%# A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
*f<+yF{=A .S4c<pMap 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Y=0D[o8 .xG3`YH The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
~nLE?>x|Z XLQt>y) 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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