Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
!leLOi2T `X06JTqf: 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Ur/+nL{ 18xT2f One should love animals. They are so tasty.
lS.&>{ -N3fhW#) 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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s(r{%I L93&.d@m9 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
muc>4!Q 6pHn%yE* 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
~RRp5x _ g]hTz)8fF Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Xj^Hy"HC^~ vCB0x:/ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Y%B:IeF} W".: 1ov#B Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
};z[x2l^ &u@<0 1= The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
o'8`>rb TNHkHR[& 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
iksd^\]f X?'v FC Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
(rM-~h6g ,a&&y0, 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
/kLG/ry8l: #H;yXsR` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
?=22@Q}g *}hx9:9\B 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
srbU}u3VZ iIe\m V Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
1+f>tv rk$$gXg9/ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
z ]@ Q 2th>+M~A Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
M:4N'#` W.fsW<{4j 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
1I{^]]qw B`Q~p92 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
hd@ >p. BO3#*J5S\ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
8N8N)#A[ n%M-L[n There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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% zuq7 x7 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
eiNF?](3O _wC4n }J “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
:j}]nS )9.i'{{ 0 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
/Lf+*u>" Z uh!{_x; “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
/ p_mFA]@ U',9t 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
[M7& ? ^EB"{ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
1Rrl59}5 kFJ sB,2- 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
errT7&@,A Zr&~gXmVS When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
jP]I>Tq Vh.9/$xQ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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[%8t~zg rW~hFSrV[o 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
eC9nOwp]xH h;^H*Y&` The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
yK$.wd2, M7\; Y 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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