Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
o@W_ai_ 2no$+4+z 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
uvnI>gv bO3GVc+S One should love animals. They are so tasty.
p|3b/plZ ?^u^im 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
eY,O@'"8` |0sPka/u16 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
$.rzc]s R,t$"bOd 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
S2K#[mDG %2"J:0j Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
|sIr?RL{C c~imE% 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
,%[4j9#!_ _c2WqQ-05 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
`G!M>h@ j*400 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
*fnvZw? $dQIs: The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
mR%FqaN_ E{y1S\7K 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
<*(^{a.O :,S98z# Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
oC*=JJe, gL3iw!7 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Pbn!KX~F~ \X|sU:g Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
yNCEz/4 Eectxyr?;N 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
h3!$r~T!a: PFrfd_s{>\ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
]$A(9Pn" wL}l`fRB 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
IP3E9z_L v.&>Ih/L Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
GZ3 ]N mchJmZ{A 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
}Fa%%} J?&l*_m;t “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
V'G Ju ZmEEj-*7s “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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oQ[FdRn* There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
mi,&0xDea 9\JQ7$B 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
e6E?t[hEeS R>/NE!q “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
xY<{qHcX 2`?!+") 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
0w=R_C)s //f “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
t2>fmQIQ 7Nzbz3 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
VT%:zf k;ZxY"^ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
4x;_AN ;*2>ES 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
S( ^.?z x,n,Qlb When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
mGjN_ ?r=jF)C<' 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
r(h`XMsU lpB3&H8& A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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m 0Ua%DyJ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
>&:NFq- )%d*3\Tsd 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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