Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
!8|?0>3) {$I1(DYN 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
L=gG23U& @CS%=tE}U One should love animals. They are so tasty.
#kgLdd" ;( (|0Xa 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
\s6VOR/ J;N\q Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
~!P&LZ |#sY(1 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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_FkH;MG WS IM_SZs 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
pp+z5 _adW>-wQ!d Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
]]T,;|B _FCg5F2U 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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wku6lCk The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
Q!(qb Q"K`~QF" 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Fr#QM0--B C3KAQU Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
n2Y a'YF y>c Yw! 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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m?uj4I{ H-3*},9 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
/}k?Tg/ bZ}T;!U?I 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
w3M F62: }Vfc;2 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+&.39q! jP.dQj^j& 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
G[]h1f! C_&ZQlgQ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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Gkb[H&RZ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
U.1&'U* v!#koqd1y. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
_$yS4= . bp'\nso/ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
|`d-;pk!% oGL2uQXX 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
FAq9G-\B MAD t$_ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
x??H%'rP F#z1 sl' 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Fnuheb'&m {Hz;*1?$k “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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w.yh QG5c>Q 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
=WK's8FB;8 "Mh}n-oju God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
|Ew&. fgz oN,9#*PVL 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
!gi3J @ d!y_N&z|( When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
o4,9jk$ &(NW_<( A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
'JJ : of>H&G)@ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
A`V:r2hnb L(}/W~En The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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