Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
]>Es4 s onxLyx|A 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
toC^LZgZ_6 St*h>V6 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
"@2-Zdrr1< JY(WK@ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
2`=7_v _KAQ}G3 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
]Er$*7f ;>7De8v@@ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
0YDR1dO(* w~qT1vCCN Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Vs!Nmv` /f;~X"! 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
t;\Y{` K J4.4Zq{c Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
P( 8OQL: Qq|57X)P* 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
f(MO_Sj] @|YH|/RF The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
JT_ `.( BLD gt~h# 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
A6(/;+n +@wD qc Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
*(DV\. l` vUM4S26"NT 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
P+/e2Y zIAD9mQex Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$1`2kM5 cSV aI 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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k;FUs[ 3)ywX&4"L 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
^k9I(f^c-_ [.wYdv35 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
xU`p|(SS- #KZBsa@p 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
{R6ZKB $6SW;d+>n “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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_I5Y"o P/_['7 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
j&qub_j"xX -(H0>Ap 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
%1+4_g9 (SAs- “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Rnq7LGy )+9Uoe~6 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
qlPT Ll <wD-qT W “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
[/8%3 '^UI,"Ti 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
)lDD\J7 IjnU?Bf God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
d/~9&wLSb .% 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8KzkB;=n 13x p_j When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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1bwOmhkS ^^ixa1H< A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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$mV d+ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
QoT;WM Z uoh7Sz5!^ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
]:J$w]\ 4^o^F-k' 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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