Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
~d+.w%Z` pn},o vR; 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
B/P E{ / 9XU"Ppv One should love animals. They are so tasty.
iy{n"#uX xwSi}. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
+ -[M 7J $UgQ1Qc Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2(_+PQ6C= b<]--\ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Q> Lh.U,{ zF+NS]XK Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Pk\dyP Equj[yw%@ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
/h)_Q;35S; ]Q?`|a+i Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
H9 d!-9I Mq!vu! 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
:>@6\ W u4` 3 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
cba 2`D1cX 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
7d44i Im7t8XCG Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
RyI(6TZl Gp0B^^H$ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
zQ;jaS3hf AKKp-I5 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
AFd3_>h Ch3{q/-g 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
&$\B&Hp@ \v7->Sy8 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
ZGstD2N$ 6 WD( 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
%Tc P[< Td7f Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
;7Hse^Oc d0@&2hO 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
=}bDT2Nb H9@24NFb “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
C'6yt X(sN+7DOV “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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f)~j'e 9-Y.8:A` 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
3M 5+!H K>!+5A$6i “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
NJ^H"FLS: h($XR+!# 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
2ZZ%BV!s j. @CB` “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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z0@{5e$#Y {P/5cw 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
,Z2fVz~9 k&|#(1CFY When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
GFq,Ca~ oxs0)B 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
_$&C$q$ 1y =)Aav! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+3;`4bW cip"9|" 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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*<+K<Tp The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
*,hg+?lZ `R9}.?7 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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