Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
|P9)*~\5 yMgS0 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
\!>qtFT ~^ ' + . One should love animals. They are so tasty.
yG# x*\9 ]wbV1Y" 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
!14v Ovj4{ h;cw=G Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
&;vMJ ]nxSVKE4p 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
g6SZ4WV sFgsEKs Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
8jky-r X1u\si%.4S 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
&,/-<y-S 1F2(MKOo! Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
gI Gi7x U?:?NC=1{ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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R\6dvd #N97 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
_w5c-\-PUM !.|A}8nK Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
te>Op 1R &y3;`A7, 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
q?0&0 2 XjH1 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8)f/H&)>8 1)-VlQK p 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
skt9mU e&<=+\ul Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
ub4(g~E e:QH3|'y 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
j2hp*C'^ ~>%% kQt Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
cS#| _ VW] ,R1q 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
7<5=fYbr &_]bzTok “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
-BrJ5]T>* N;cSR\Ng “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
A;;OGJ,!\ CT=5V@_u\ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
2.a{,d soB_j 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
a{}8030S BL\H@D “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
QA~Lm wI[J> 9Qn 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
. Oj7).U0;# “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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oDcAjH 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
# *7ImEN <+<,$jGC- God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
NQd0$q GRgpy 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17ynFHMd, }A<fCm7 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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G/_8xmsU 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
#]wBXzu? '"V]>) A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
MnW"ksH ;'4Kg@/ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
6.3qux9 #4& <d.aw' 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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