Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
31k.{dnm 30g-J(Zg 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
e.n&Os<|< 21M@z(q* One should love animals. They are so tasty.
om$)8'A,l 2 @Jw?+}vr 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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9Z];<g ^.Vq0Qzy] Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
OOs Y{8xM ~oz8B^7i; 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
8$-(% OT{wqNI Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
"CBe$b4 {,|*99V 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
FkR9-X< |i7|QLUT Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
XKLkJZN JadXd K=gE 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
rgdDkWLXC #-1 ; The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
T?:Vw laE ~\<Fq \.x 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
0J z'9 #, W7N_mt Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
]wWN~G)2lV { :'#Ts< 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Wcl@H @ WE 'afxgV Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
su>GeJiPW rq Dre`m 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
kJq8"Klg y[oc^Zuo Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
/=A^@&:_# F#eZfj~ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
7"wr8 i&$L$zf, Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
+DaPXZ5. ie{9zO<d 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
6%~ Z^>`N bEyZRG “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
03L+[F&"? LJ`*&J “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
6MvjNbQ w`&~m:R There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
8-3]Bm! xCz(qR 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
}&Ngh4/ j[k&O)A{C “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
<xOXuve [U.3rcT"N 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
o(Yfnnuy d}j%.JJK “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
aFGEHZJQ S*VG;m# 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
n=WwB(}q P!3)-apP\ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
NK;%c-r0v7 FY+0r67] 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/J )MW{;O ER<LP@3k When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
eG*<=.E -b"mx"'? 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
luRtuXn[8 =~6A c}$ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
@?lmho? X Uc(7>k 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
;NQ9A &$) uMKO^D The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
b6Pi:!4 5&Al 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
k#X~+}N^ [ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]