Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9!b,!#= ]wh8m1 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
I<e[/#5P\` /d=i0E3 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
nF~</> ,Xs%Cg_Ig 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
vo)pT %Fig`qX Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Xrx>( n 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
RIOR%~U F,Y@ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+Mc kR -}`ES] 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
rUEoz |e4a @qmONQ eb Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
TU&6\]yF_ TC[_Ip& 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
lTJ1]7) o90SXa&l/ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
ePdM9% F@Y)yi?z 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
eZ5UR014 0@d )DLM? Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
xx0s`5 qg#TE-Y` 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
lc>)7UF x|i"x+o Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Qmle0ae b}S}OW2 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
#mlTN3 Zq=t&$* Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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^Ry?6) 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
(mz5vzyw Z)EmX= Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
6kuN) &o{I9MD 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
RmxgCe(2a @/*{8UBP “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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4A drP2%u “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Yr5A,-s kKVd4B[#* There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
sY+U$BYB> }1]/dCv “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
:bI4HXT3 ?(Q" y\ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
tt%Zwf q4{Pm $OW “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
# eqt{ vl*CU"4 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
RR!(,j^M eT1b88_ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
`}.K@17 h=SQ]nV{ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
1MHP#X;| m6^Ua When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
X).UvPZ/ 35z]pn%L 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
;8/w'oe*j yi<&'L; A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
r \H+=2E' Uo v%12 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Mm`jk%:%] au7%K5 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
.+>w0FG. g]85[xz 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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