Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
aS}1Q?cU ^2odr \ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
O g%U L0%hnA@ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
}<jb vCeK O|cu.u| 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
\uG`|Dn (!5LW'3B Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
to"'By{9 }%TSGC4{ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
E^ hHH?w+ % p?brc Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
nsb4S{ 7:NmCpgL! 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
utlpY1#q/ r'BAT3 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
'j%F]CK #kkY@k$4 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
RE 3Z%;' (IbW;bV The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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", iO1nwl !# 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
hbOnlj4 Gi^Ha=?J% Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>i,iOx|E- %ICglF R 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
)<4_: \nrP$ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
G&eP5'B4i t@?u 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
SKY*.IW/Z 9=dkx^q Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
FZpKFsPx C.!_]Pxs 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
RBGlzk h7_)%U<J2 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
w8~K/>!f +$z]w(lb T 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
#6S75{rnW" o5Rz%k#h “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
0>6DSQq~t( ^%oUmwP<$ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
b 1^n KB 8_\W/I!7b There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
MN;/*t cJ}QXuuUv 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
oholt/gb+0 CidM( “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
eo#^L} SjcL#S($&Y 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
GtI6[ :1t h=RDO “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
bNzqls$ }3/~x 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
J>S3sP %.x@gi q God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
9 |:^k. U_z2J(e~ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
T>]sQPg t)1phg4H) When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Nofu7xiDw[ +S { 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
V/#v\*JHFc :pKG\A A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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zN 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
!r&Bn6* Q2'eQ0W{o The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
~5#)N{GbY ?AsDk ~3 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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