Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
hhM?I$t: pX/42W 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
)y .1}R2[ 7m<;"e) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
tO@n3"O ?V{APM$x 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
$`wo8A|) Dcep^8' Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
z6Xn9 6^+T_{gl 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
vNA~EV02 =SUCcdy& Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
a(s%3"*Q ]\.3<^ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
3G.-JLhs s|O4>LsG Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
<5xlP:Cx O-N@HZC 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
PCcI(b>?l Lj,!025 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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ds#om2) ol7^T Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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jgyXb5GY skeXsls Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
y.6Yl**l rHMr8,J; 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
&x#3N=c# ,WKWin Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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B=;pwX 7xlarns Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
v6#i>n~x, ^rX5C2}G\D 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
}TDoQ]P C}D\^(nLu. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
VmbfwHRWb b;~?a#Z} “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
m +LP5S #$?!P1 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
vyXL F'L Tg;1;XM% 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
nu<kx H2iC? cSR “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
7K`Z<v&* _enS_R 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
gc"A Tc 9u^ yEqG` “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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f.{/PL &~MM\,KML God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
-SeHz.`N }^"#&w3< 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
ysDGF@wZC KM&bu='L^ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
~ ~U, l2ww3)Z 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Y2&hf6BE G{!adBna A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
&f_ua)cyY 6EY W:o 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
11Y4oS s<b(@L 1 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
9_&N0>OF 0\tdxi 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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