Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
wh:;G`6S `PWKA;W$0 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
~D52b1f P\U<,f One should love animals. They are so tasty.
qt8Y3:=8l OSu&vFKz 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Cfi{%,em s:T%,xS 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
!3b& S4 :.:^\Q0 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
oW^b,{~V ZrN(Mp 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
&;PxDlY5 8Km&3nCv$Q The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
G ek?+|m PGTEIptX7 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
7oZ:/6_> \u[x<-\/6 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
&V38)83a 0=ws )@[I 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
o;8$#gyNY =s\$i0A2 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
w{ja*F6 _){|/Zd 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
~Ztn(1N y0%@^^-Ru Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
KzHN|8$o De$~ *2 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
|$WHw*F^ 2?,Jn&i5 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
m6Dm1'+ Tmg C {_ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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4D65VgVDM 1*O|[W “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
0]d;)_`@ -` ]9o3E7H There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
kowS| c# '|C%X7 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
!Dd'*ee-; . ,|C>^ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
A 3 V C:Ef6ZW 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
{;$oC4 u]ms~rO “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
GQ(Y#HSq jCqz^5=$ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
teok *'b: 6[m~xegG God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
H/a gt eMGJx "a 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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>a"J);p 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
()lgd7|+ EjP;P}_iK A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6,t6~Uo/ & SXw=;B 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
rm-d),Zt M=,pn+}y> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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