Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 1.d9{LO [-
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. +MoxvW6
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 7Caap/L:
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 Zz*mf+
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. #&8pp8wd,}
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ToXFMkwY
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. Gt%?[
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. X'Il:SK
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. FEi,^V
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). jxOVH+?l%
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. X qva&/-
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 2F@<{v4
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. WoG
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. =xWW+w!r
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. D~?*Xv]s~
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. YZtA:>;p
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. x3F L/^S
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. QS?9&+JM |
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. Y~?YA/.x
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