Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
-)e(Qt#ewl ]/Cu,mX 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
2'?C ` yM9XjEl> One should love animals. They are so tasty.
TEbE-h0)] "@itn 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
nwJc%0 %:Zp7O2UB' Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Lnl-han% |3gWH4M4** 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
|(5|6r3 ro^T L Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
a*o k*r 3e|,Z'4}4 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
zzX9Q: {<2q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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I!~3xZ N0(($8G 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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inyS 4tb ?MJ5GVeH 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
^NO;A=9b[ 1<wolTf Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
_/F}y[B7d liTAV9< 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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'V*8'? ~tqNxlA 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
62>/0_m5 w6'8L s “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
oRl@AhS @Hst-H.l<l “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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$)7Af6xD |bjLmGb 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[.4D<}e V(n3W=#kky 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
N{fYO4O $+HS^m “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
4\2~wSr OC2%9Igx0 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
Ijs=4f DZX4c 2J God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
f2{qj5 K Td![Id 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
'Ie!%k ^ -o sxKT: When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
.t{?doOT v5`Odbc=w 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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c]:@y"W5$ IV$2`)[A&X 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
axd9b, CV6W)B%Se The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
g?!;04 7>|p_o`e 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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