Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
6>rz=yAM_ |cY,@X,X6 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
R$hIgw+p[ ~M{/cv One should love animals. They are so tasty.
; Z7!BU h7q{i|5 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
5rB>)p05[ 4RB%r Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
gM>?w{!LBx '~K]=JP 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
KFHZ3HZ:> T=tW'tlT\v Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
v0oVbHO5< ^AaE$G&: 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
*)-@'{]u B 452kE@=49 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
LdG? kbJ&y \WFcb\.. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
XZARy:+bc bRy(` The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
q%])dZ!lE #<b\B qYG 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
5)T[ha77u [;Lgbgt3f Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
V&:x+swt /qy6YF8;y 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
m\XsU?SuX ygIn6.p Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
.ZF%$H \{:A&X~\! 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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(KyOo,a re[5lFQ~Z 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
wrgB =o 2}pZyS Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
BYEZ[cM JS^DyBXc 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
9)W3\I>U- ~k"b"+2 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
ial{A6X 4x[_lsj 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
rIcgf1v70 yjL+1_"B “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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[lS.Lb 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
06^/zr z6@8IszU “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
[?I<$f" HP]5"ziA 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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iZy>V$Aq God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
dB6,pY( u'#/vT#l 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
!;|#=A9 F*@2 ) When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
iKrk?B< we`BqZV 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
SXqB<j$.; /i>n1>~yn A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
;hDk gp uxD3+Q 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Gh=I2GSo Jk(V ] The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
/Z:NoTGn KF+r25uy[+ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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