Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
LrdED[Z a)S6Z 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
|DsT $~D ^(T~ Q p Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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{VpO+ @R;k@b 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
xp^Jp (ruMOKW Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
fY=:geB !%(kMN 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
VS`{k^^ M'X,7hZ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
V#Y"0l+~ XCxxm3t 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
e1V1Ae NTK9`#SA The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
yZoJD{'?Sw "Il)_Ui 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
iM1E**WCtv 5mL4Zq" Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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B=S &+hk5?c / 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
L|b[6[XTHL c1R[Hck Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
;5T}@4m|r }=gD,]2x8 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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lwA- Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
)L":I F]N?_ bo 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
9G7Br s: @0tX,Z9 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$Dv5TUKw >lJTS t5{ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
]70ZerQ~L 9R-2\D] “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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Ut/%+r"s 1@TL>jq There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
{od@Sl 5vS[{;<& 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
d}|z+D Z rgv* “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
5xj8^W^G9 @li/Y6Wh 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
1BP/,d |+ ru1^.(W2 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
z7P~SM nC?Lz1re 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
]vV)$xMX $n47DW& God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
=CdrhP_ jlqSw4_ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
|-cXb.M[ %(K} 1[ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
tt6GtYrC 1 <{YzmN\Z 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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P)Oe?z;G? ]HXHz(?;F 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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7t eQ6wEeB9 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
*]Cyc< ~*^o[~x]\ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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