Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Blk}I Pu;yEh 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
L^FcS\r; Ie@Jb{x One should love animals. They are so tasty.
!n<o)DsZR E(4w5=8TI 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
uv]{1S{tb s8vKKvs`9 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
_Yq@ FOu u,o1{%O 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
BvK QlT I9&lO/c0 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
dJi|D -Sz_mr 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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_! %dW%o{ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
,mKObMu "3}<8c The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
TH4\HY9qa? (0L=AxH 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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dJD(\a>r.u OlY$v@| 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
CU$#0f> L:@fP~Erh Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
}y6q\#G #U ASH& 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
pRi<cO C6jR=@42Q Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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BStk&b 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
kOjf #@c Lm6**v Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
u =J&~ ~L{l+jK$p 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
3FNT|QF |=K_F3aJ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
"2{%JFE I ~$1Lu`~ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
VhEka# lH2wG2 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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tR)H~l7q 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
)D/ 6%]O +Xy*?5E;C “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
{mTytT :iPym}CE 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
_#C()Ro*P 314=1JbL “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
:P+\p= :a0zT#u 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
lAi2,bz" "G?Yrh God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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6t:hn 9P WY52! 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2+Rv{% L{&U V0q! When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
BVpO#c~I MX|H}+\ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
'@=PGpRF T!|=El> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
09h.1/ ST dNM\+ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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xq%?b The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
w$ fJ4+ zpjqEEY; 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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