Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. uGgR@+7?Z
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. x@Q}sW92
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. sgFpZk
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. +\Rp N
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. M]eH
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. o
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Nqy',N
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 :Bda]]Y=
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. pbAQf3
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. evZ{~v&/
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. dxxD%lHCF
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. C$Ldz=d
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ~E#>2Mh
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). vlx
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ss
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 7*uG9iX
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ZA+$ZU^
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. +#n5w8T)M
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. =]&R6P>
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 3,W2CN}
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. USJ4qv+-
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. Pa%XLn'5
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ^o65sM
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ^pAqe8u_
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ” H+\rCefba
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. SO3WOR`3
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“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! " *ofK|r
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. ok2$ p
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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends. s>E4.0[I%
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 t&eY+3y,T
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! D3vd O2H
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! }|&