Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
KoTQc0b! LW+^m6O 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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$jv/00:& lag%}^ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
nSh}1Arp/ bJ9K!6s??` 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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$ VAZ6;3@cd Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
<5l!xzvw Y+_t50S 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
.06[*S +[$ Q C* Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
2< Q3-|/i I0C$ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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M=/+<c Y'2 |GJc2 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
!;;WS~no3 OqA#4h4^ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
##qs{s^] F<A[S" Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
y4~;H{! wx)Yl1C 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
\>r<z46x Kv-4VWh Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
,.&y-? X2hyxTOp 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
W\J wEb9Y 0|@*`-:VO Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
8iwqy0< KcNh3CR 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Y+UM> @b"J FB| Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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IJV1=/NJW \t\ZyPxn “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
$oU40HA)W] fI1,L" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
@XFy^? zeG_H}[2& There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
x6={)tj mu}T,+9\ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
CP!>V:w%9! o&b1-=MC2 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
!/Wp0E'A o>}fKg< 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
maR5hgWCHe j^'op|l “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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:6 3G)Wmmh"a God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
(r+#}z} KZ;Q7 1 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
}tRY,f (:2,Rr1" When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
7Ta",S@m ^q=D!g 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
bhWH `$odxo+ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
{@8TGHKv ">^O{X\ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
R<jt$--H OPsg3pW!] 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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