Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
hGH{Xp[mW N1I1!!$K;% 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
5FHpJlFK, P,!k^J3:l One should love animals. They are so tasty.
n>\BPiz twx8TQ9 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
YE5v~2 o(~>a Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
q<}5KY P_t8=d 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
>ofS'mp 4j)Y> Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5.xvOi|. 8 &VwAo 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
1uv"5`%s "8Pxf= Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
j2#Vdw|j #l-,2C~ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
P]+^^U )xP]rOT The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
nP?(9;3* 7%8,*T 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
W #qM$ s.KJYP Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
iTbmD .gT@_.ZD9 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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)TyL3Z\>( %dL|i2+*8 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
*D;B%j^; ;pb~Zk/[,w Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9A3Q&@, MH"c=mL: 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
)J (ekfM :":W(O Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
V}9wx%v m^T$H_*; 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Cj5M QE)g==d “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
e@0wF59 66)@4 3V “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
K~,,xsy,G& a%(1#2^`q! There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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6/@ cP/ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
rIge6A>I 51;(vf “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
"t"dz' sur2Mw(M" 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
s977k2pp- *A,=Y/ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
1P2%n[y ~`-9i{L 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
X[Y!=e4z 4f"be God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Sk;IAp#X9 `i{o8l 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
y-sQ"HPN 7)_0jp~2 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
2N)Ywqvj G|^gaj '9 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
C7+TnJ z9dVT' A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
UBC[5E$ 6f1;4Jfp 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
^x/0*t5};z ;WGY)=-gv The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
l0Pg`wH, j/B zbjq" 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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