Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
(x/xqDpmBS {]3Rk 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
9y`Vg CkEbSa<)hK One should love animals. They are so tasty.
r"=6s/q7 ;Ff5ooL{ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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nx|b9W< "XWO#,Ue 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
zz1]6B*eX 1D2Yued Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
,&0iFUwN_ Or"+d 5 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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AS= `m=u2kxY Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/4Jm]" f~v@;/HL 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
nW!pOTJq21 &ngG_y8}& The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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D;r35h= 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
:y3e-lr ILMXWw Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7N}==T89[ faPgp 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
)=6o, #({ 9M Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Gu5%P ou +w9X$<?_ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
%tT=q^%5 mFW/xZwR,5 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
?b3({P QRAw# 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
w6@8cNXK n}toUqUnk\ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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&b!|Y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
B|.8+Q =` KV),\ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
G_)(? $\vTiS' “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
~#nbD-*# uJu#Vr:m There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
mxkv{;ad Bxs0m] 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
6}^6+@LG uH=^ILN. “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
uM74X^U MH h;>tw 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
rLJjK$_x sq1v._^s “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
>%Nqgn$V khS > 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
boWaH}?0' ~pve;(e= God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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,'^^OLez 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
j6r.HYX! I>(-&YbC When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
>w)A~ F< x'hUw* 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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mYw9lM A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Z9k"&F~u} {[$JiljD 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
4I7;/ZgALQ /I@Dv? The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
}S}9Pm,: /Lt Lu 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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