Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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JGvhw,g W3UxFs]$ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
c$ib- FvVC 2Z 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
k6(</uRj *\'t$se+ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
#|je m 'q:7PkN!p 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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fNAW4I I} Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
oCkG +i!HMyM 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
9VTAs:0D= b3>zdS]Q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
ZHZxr N5zWeFq@6 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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|0}Xb|+ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
|Y}YhUI& IYq#|^)5+ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
o S%(~])\ ,h1\PT9ULY Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
/77cjesZ9 Pi5MFw'v 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
o>(<:^x9 bl>W i@GL Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
`qmwAT $#n9C79Z@ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
iP9]b& '"7b;%EN' Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
J/Y9 X, g)Hsd0 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
GFPrK9T u{=h%d/ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Eu&$Rq} "4WnDd5" 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
f@ |[pT 4$vUD1(' “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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w)S 4Xi= ~b#<HG\,, There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
]aMDx>OE :kI[Pf!z 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
]7k:3"wH B=>Xr!pM! “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
1t/c@YUTy [-l>fP0 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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V A UGM:'xa<T “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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{}'Jr1 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
lrHN6:x(Y4 -}T7F+ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
_Fj\0S" :n~Mg{j3 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
K%%Ow w-)JCdS6Tb When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
"dndhoMq In%FOPO 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
.Gr"|uII 7`L]aRS[ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
jl7> ;dZZOocV1 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
_]'kw [ dmkGIg} The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
A6_ER&9$>N ~IO'"h'w 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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