Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
fsKZ ZV/g_i# 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
9-Qu5L~ Ta8lc %0w3 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
IYr4 F6{Q1DqI 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
93)1 VyIM ,glu Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
:2t?0YR :y~l?0b&8 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
nqYarHi jTsQsHq Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Urm(A9|N RLVz "= 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
KjV1->r# +nFC&~q Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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P#KTlH mnYzn[d3U 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
R"`<ZY6(Ou 0$R}_Ok Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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pMB7 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
?DM!=.] AbMf8$$3SH Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
K}dvXO@=|c D<4cpH 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
.L3D] &K"qnng/y Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
lt C >{h/4T@ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0@jhNtL 3jM+j_nR Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$Ehe8,=fj ]EvK.ORy 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
F$,i_7Z&6 Dv BRK}' “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
O=}jg0k C/z 0/mk “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
K"=I,Vr: /n 1H;~f] There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
-[A=\]RfJ x1.yi- 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
3AC/;WB9 JW=P}h “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
g/z7_Aq/ Q[% +y. 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
^' b[#DG>F V%w]HIhq “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
$@ZrGT WaDdZIz4 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
vy5SBiK !-|{B3"6 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
7,D6RP(b >KCnmi 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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V!B& pM_oIH'8: When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
-* piC( .^FdO$" 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
oAq<ag\qV =8 Jq'-da A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
s#C~HK 05[k@f$n 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
,=t}|!jx mRD '@n The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
_*dUH5 j |:{ B 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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