Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
QiO4fS'~W ]rC2jB\,M 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
$mgamWNE8w 5\!t!FL_ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
{o>51fXc) b^s978qn# 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
>I*)0tE ={g.Fn(_ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
t"# .I?S0 <9f;\+zA 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
[Ey[A|g a9LK}xc={ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
=f~8"j -nK\+bTL} 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
lQ&"p+n G42J Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
B8Vhl:p )WWqi,T} 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
k65V5lb _"0, The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
KYw~(+gHv2 ~t=73fwB 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
t .\<Q#bN# Cj/J&PDQ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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lK VV*RR} G.{)#cR Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
qe/dWJBa LOO<)XFJ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
{^8->V WR|n> i@m Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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#!.26RM:P RKi11z Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
DjLSl,Z sOVbz2\yb 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
;15j\{r ]#NJ[IZb “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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ob.Br:x &0`[R*S There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7=hISQMsVP gI T3A*x 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
6 Mc&gnN Ot<vn34mt: “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
y/vGt_^;3< xcHuH-} 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
QH5[}zs8 y|b&Rup “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
w|,BTM:e cM?i _m 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
F=g+R~F n9H4~[JiC God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
5mqwNAv 'g5 Gdn 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
UG !+&ii| 90Sp( When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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-bP_jIZF;g R3bHX%T A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
L,\wB7t dje}CbZ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
\+#>XDD {t%Jc~p{ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
fbrCl!%P `b:yW.#w3l 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
Z#vU~1W [ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]