Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
L%8>deE>;D g8yWFqE!T 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
:\@WY f:k3j}& One should love animals. They are so tasty.
5#zwdoQ g1Q^x/ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
G4Zs(:a !8"516!d|p Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
H}NW? C7(kV{h$d 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
j:%~: @L%9NqE`O Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
R|T_9/#) M%wj6!5 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
'|0Dt|$ *M_.>".P Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
P-L<D!25 >Au]S` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
p~h=]o'i 4-`C !q The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
=:U63 jg?B][ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Dg]ua5jk W"fdK_F\ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
)-824?Nl: W:uIG-y~ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
+[9~ta|j 9n!<M)E Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
4uv'l3 ZpPm>|w 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
9YMUvd,u J{=by]-rD, Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
--0z"`@{ ,UQ4`Mh^L 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
}XCHoB ;m}lmq, Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
da3]#%i0 $4`RJ{ZJw] 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
vJ$#m_aa 9hI4',(rE “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
S%b7NK raGov` “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
8#S|jBV 9)sGnD; There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
!`vm7FN"u 5AR\'||u 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
TuphCu+Oh q('O@-HA “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
@B$ Y`eK\ x+(h#+F 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
pB{QO4qn JoA^9AYhR “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
L <Q1acoZm OWCd$c_( 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
%FGPsHH F ]\4< God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
.eW}@1+[; : L` 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
KYVB=14 DY?`Y%" When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
ghJ81 o"t+G/M A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
-MoI{3a RX:\@c& 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
kRnh20I $lci{D32, The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
7ZS5u+o M)6_Tal 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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