Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
5>VY LI >Wh}f3C 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
U QE qX vQ<90ZxqB One should love animals. They are so tasty.
%509\;el V7#Ff i 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
vesJEaw7 L{:9Cx!F Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
?P4w]a Pa(^}n| 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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pnMEB,) Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
MzPzqm< hbU+Usx 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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rX*H)3F ;g6M%;1- 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
wg ^sGKN b'P eH\h{ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
w0|gG+x jS jlp:lX 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
u4m,'XR aqYa{hXio Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
JB ZUv *o-.6OxZ$ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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!(qsD+ t^`O{m< Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6``'%S'# df*5,NV'-* 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
iQ4);du cKN$ =gd Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
ex+\nD>t4 GFfq+=se 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
o]Ol8I D,;\o7V “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
MepuIh 1mfs4 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
{*[\'!d--. 994`ua+ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
m.px>v- 9m|kgY# 4 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
p`nPhk,:b <WjF*x p “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Vm5c+; Qd=^S^}( 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
qzI&<4 $KUos+% “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
ONx(] O@MGda9_; 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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!iH-#B- bKj%s@x 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
PlF87j ( 8i|w(5m; When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
LUH" RG3l.jL 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
3<k `+,' 8%%f%y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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TlI<1/fP} 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
fBgEnz/ !_+8A/ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
!Gu%U $d BYTnrPA&Z; 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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