Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
.'&V#D0 qW3x{L$c 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
}1Z6e[K? tJAnuhX One should love animals. They are so tasty.
:Pf>Z? /d WI{ ;#A 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
h"r!q[MNo @+E7w6>% Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
6^ab@GrN\ I3PQdAs~&h 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
\f<z*!,D$ &Q~)]|t Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
cf\&No?-p G1/Gq.< 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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6A Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
6<PW./rk: ` .$&T7 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
14-]esSa &//2eL The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
;t!9]1 >8(jW 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
; [FLT:$ op.d;lO@ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
KGD'mByt" [[X+P 0`r 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
%mu>-h ac {!r#f(?uT Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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;?`@"YG) 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
%4/xH9 JRo;(wqZ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
W "k|K: &r:=KT3 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
+|0 t >:$"a Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
x;(g GMw)* 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
*Dc@CmBr b` zET^F “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
{mf.!Xev }^ ,q#' “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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MyFCJJ/ -yl;3K]l 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
}uiPvO+&p "&<~UiI “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
&(7$&Q V:>`*tlh 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
59Nd}wPO; \447]<u “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Yt*vqm[WV 4DM*^=9E 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
d- kZt@DL= xl,ryc3J God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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h9I 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
d"GDZ[6 JqSr[q When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
!-,Ww[G> +A\V ) 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
q :8\e _Jy,yMQ^[_ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
K~3Ebr R[Nbtbv9Q 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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(^R The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
%qi%$ cm,4&x6 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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