Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
D4S?bZFHo HpSfI7 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
%cjav l_IX+4(@b| One should love animals. They are so tasty.
D\~$6#B>> o6%f%:& 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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&_ {%}6d~Bg Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
~OfKn1D wpMQ 7:j 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
SvrV5X KAEpFobYo Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
U .jMK{ I4ct``Di 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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z1A-EeT uT2cHzqKB 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
45JLx?rN_ +@v} ( The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
2xm?,p` Y0'^S<ox 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
?%n9g)>Yej +& Qqu`)?F Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
O/@ [VPf K?eo)|4)DB 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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0=t9J v65r@)\` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
K",]_+b OPh@H.)^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
$$>,2^qr&L ~kFRy {z Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
I9 aber1 5lY9 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
wpmtv325 |Q+v6r(<zZ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
yU`IyaazZ 3P>@ : 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
N.rB- Jc6 D ^= “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
Etk<`GRfA $nN$" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
--D`YmB Yq.@7cJ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
69L&H!<i: ]kvE+m&p}^ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
'93&? 7MfvU|D[d/ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Jl}7]cVq# ~=Sr0+vV 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
;T(^riAEl 93,ExgFt “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
,+{ 43;a N/p_6GYMa 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
? 'nMZ AO]e^Q God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Y6Q6--P 0eIR)#j* 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
CQ ?|=cN fW`F^G1R When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
BC+qeocg ~A( Pa- 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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[ j_jee YN3uhd[2 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
v4zARE9# Po[zzj>m The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
b87d'# . re2%e-F" 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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