Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
_2`b$/)- KI#v<4C$P 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
C4PT(cezR #6#n4`%ER One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Bca$%3M f^QC4hf0 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
x.t&NP^V) !nJl.Y$ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
am3JzH #E=8kbD7 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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05HCr"k cs\=8_5 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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44~ReN}` EI?8/c 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
,)d`_AD+5 ,KM%/;1Dm The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
` W);+s 0e#PN@ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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;c]O *\/ k0PwAt)65 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
]Oo!>iTQi :epB:r Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
xWa[qCr 0&|M/ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
q[P> s{" QaEiP n~ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
A0A|c JP sl$y&C- 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
^Lfwoy7R +?3RC$jyw Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
[#\OCdb*3 G6>sAOf 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
6A5.n?B{ A_ &IK;-go “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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\6APU7S B [YyA There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
5"3`ss<m I+kL;YdS 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
MW+DqT.h YZOwr72VL “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
N#-.[9! =bJ$>Djp 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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*wmkcifF; nIB eZof 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
qA!4\v={ /o6ido God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
E>*b,^J7g b0h\l#6 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
[X@{xF^vBQ U,yZ.1V^: When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
}0H<G0 S3U]AH)C 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
_'V o3b # Dgkl A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
yRyRH%p) 7u^wO< 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
AriV4 + Citumc)E The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
IN1n^f$: N`N=}&v ] 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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