Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
h>z5m tC/+ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
)2jH&}K wr>6Go% Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
'OU3-K :$XlYJrjK 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
-<u_fv q03nu3uDI Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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XHJ/211 6jov8GIAt 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
J0t_wMJa *~UK5Brf1 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
#~r+Z[(,p F}B2nL& 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
{XnBj}C <#./q LSR Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3CSwcD A(+V{1L' 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Hm~.u.)\. iQiXwEAi[ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
cA90FqUH Yqt~h 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Yic4|N?u Gy'/)}}Z Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
|B2>}Y/ BG1hk! 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
MTbCL53!- y8v0>V0) Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
a\p`J 9Z@ vhU#<59a1 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
H.tfn>N| 0^d<@\ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
|g<l|lqz| R0q|{5S “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
DKNcp8<J #)%X0%9.*< There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
JUq7R%"h6 T I yHM1+ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Ozsvsa AFsYP/g] “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
MJn= NMN&mJsmh 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
2Fbg"de3- ~KxK+6[ : “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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WjvgDNk 6x16?x God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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qa;fiJ) u*T#? W? 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
8;3I:z&muQ h,MaF<~ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
&sJ6k/l >ATccv 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
#Xi9O. 0"mr*hyj A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
]];LA!n IKp/xj[! 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
-_>E8PhM [q|8.>sB 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
w6AG:u [ 此贴被嘻唰唰主义在2006-04-06 12:55重新编辑 ]