Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
9r!8BjA ysW})#7X 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Iux3f+H ci~#G[_$S One should love animals. They are so tasty.
*;o%*: b dgkA 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
*;Jb= ;o_F<68QP Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
C$OVN$lL`8 Y}:~6`-jj 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
BzzC| pM?;QG;jA Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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*sU|jeO w&p+mJL. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
|kYlh5/c d bn(N8MFCV Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Yj/afn(Jt va6Fp2n<1* 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
i5VZ,E^E vrnvv?HPrR The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
a+w2cN' 6Y9N=\` 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
z5E%*] `H+"7SO Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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.H" ?&Mf $|N6I Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
"rv~I_zl 3U[O : 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
7oE0;' O=B=0 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
B~p%pTS+ ;qshd'?* 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
8<=^Rkz a>wCBkD Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
"tJ+v*E ov6xa*'a 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
#-/W?kD %5o2I_Cjz “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
E9:@H;Gc ,2@o`R.27 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Q Be6\oq 1Cr&6 't There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
^P)f]GQx bJ~H 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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A~5B 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
v=U<exM6% USg"wJY “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
3$|/7(M&DA 9/ <3mF@E 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
kK6OZhLH O0 'iq^g God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
{{G)Ry*pb I2Xd"RHN 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
"Xq_N4 &> sbsx\y When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
c;l!i- 8&<mg;H, 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
70'OS:J=\ Z)?$ZI@ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
YpZB-9Krf [Vd$FDki 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
,06Sm]4L, P}R:o The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
OVg&?fiP ?CpVA 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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