Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
y?yWM8 |GnqfD 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
+C){&/=# u(Y?2R One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Y SD|#0 4WZ"8 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
O2C&XeB:4 $jgEB+ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
)0p7d:%mV dSw%Qv*y 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
QPT%CW61M yOXL19d@p_ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
D0a3%LBS/2 k&SI-jxj 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
^h\Y. "qv J-Y Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
a C< =P\Tk)(` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
kMY1Xb [ _wenlkm The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
"`8~qZ7k JN:EcVuy 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
e!JC5Al7 c6Z\ecH9 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
m(?ZNtBQt {|ChwM\x 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
OVgx2_F 4J6,_8`U Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
%$H~ ~AbTbQ3 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
'SE?IE { }Gg:y? Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
GtSvb6UNn >xJh!w<pB 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
w,v~ 9$oU6#U,h Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
1feS/l$ I-?Dil3 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Jt}0%C3d >@wyiBU “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
?R VY%s;g K\a=bA}DG “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
8KhE`C9z `oUuAL There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
mhZ60 RW {Mx3G*hr 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
8O0E;6b -^+!:0'; “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
NT}r6V(Aju ~99DE78 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
:M'V**A( 3iC$ "9!p “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
$X%'je i`)h~V|G 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
v?en-,{A r^,XpRe&M God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
,Kw]V %xOb BqA 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2AK]x`GY Gcz@z1a=n When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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3O pk,]yi,ZF 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
,]UCq?YW)T GIGC,zP@k A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
/9..hEq^ NiCB.a 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
!?u{2D ~gAp`Q The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
;mw$(ZKa# /degBL+ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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