Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
/r Q4JoR> ,OGXH2!h 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
uvbXsO"z]] PH6!T/2[ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
ElBpF8xJ|o QQ1|]/) 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
J.%%]-f=& zTP|H5HyK Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
h^Bp^V5# d~ m,hCTe 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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];| \piHdVD Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
,\2w+L5TD J 'qhY'te 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
o3=2`BvJ 1MVzu7 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
^p@ # f9ziSD# 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
P LHiQ: KG8:F].u( The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
d5 U?* T~&9/%$F 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
6qAs$[ SuorCp] Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Hi V7 qj$6/V|D 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
m+3U[KKvG zQPQP` Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Py}] {? 5Xe1a'n5] 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
cV|u]ce%1 -~PiPYX Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
"}91wfG9 @)iAV1r" 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
U&PwEh4uG ggQB Q/ L Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$N@EH;{_0 ~a5-xWEZ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
F4o)6+YM O|ODJOQNol “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
E;*JD x 4/_@ F>I_ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
7QnQ=gu h#EksX There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
DrY5Q&S 2%i3[N* 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
,o?yS>L_r =x QLf4> “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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nIl$9 I4Y;9Gg 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
v"Z`#Bi QO fqW@g “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
X{-@3tG<r cVR#\OM 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
S*0P[R ";>>{lYA. God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
<0%X:q< (hb\1wZ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
>U%:Nfo3 $t1XoL When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
76'vsg `8D)j>Yh~ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
^y1P~4w? vwc)d{ND A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7y/Pch )|Il@unp/ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
8Ev,9 "&@v[O)!xu The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
&OXnZT3P rB<za I\V 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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