Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
"`gf y i{Y=!r5r 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
K,`).YK IKNFYe[9e One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Jnh;;< =; ~%L 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
z^gDbXS "Nk=g~| Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
F'$9en2I: pko!{,c 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
1puEP*P ;oN{I@}k Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
jKY Aid{- #u}v7{4 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
.0R/'!e 9,Crmbw8 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
DTX/3EN "1gk- 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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[%gK^Zt 3{N p 9y. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
<> &e/ J4Q)`Y\~ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
.ruz l(6 rw}5nv 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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;1$ :IP;FrcMP Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
$S($97IU= ~pX(w!^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
?~]1Gd .N-'; %8 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
nzQYn V7KtbL# 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
($[r>)TG !Vp,YN+yN Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
^C,/T2> [0**&.obz 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
cEh0Vh-] .,d$%lN “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
^a:vJ)WB7 o2 T/IJP “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
7Ap~7)z[ Mc#O+'](f There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
vV:MS O'r WwCK K 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
LX(iuf+l 8JjU 9# “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
M2zos(8g "c !oOaA 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
"df13U" N%n1>!X)! “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
PJSDY1T M'>D[5;N~ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
\M'bY: V{AH\IV- God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
x[.z"$T@ r[UyI3(i^ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
b.%B;qB @kCD. When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
f!uA$uLc E{+c*sz 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
<g/(wSl H8o%H=I% A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
[#P`_hx =?`y(k4a 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Nak'g/uP> DO1N`7@o The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
^NnU gj nY"rqILX? 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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