Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2Va4i7"X\ <Wy>^<` 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
{?i)K X^ D{C:d\ e)$ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
J^ ={} frqJN 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
z*LiweR- hZN<Yd8: Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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r C3S`}o. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
kG^dqqn6 'msmXX@q Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
>IY,be6>P yr{B5z, 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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R2 HmV />9 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
\ e,?rH 5@P-g 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
]0/p 7N14 ]MAT2$"le The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
IKcKRw/O$ ;fGx;D 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
U)[ty@zyF y $V[_TN Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
2jA%[L9d^ (vQ+e 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
<v$QM;Ff s, XM9h>P4 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Y8ehmz|g]J H06Bj(Y! 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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jmw'mo Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
AyTx' u m;/i<:` 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
FFe)e>bH SLoo:) Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
rAXX}"l6s |Td5l? 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
FC}oL"kk >n!ni( “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
Nl*i5 io r(`nt-o@ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
7& 6Y _/ Os^ >R There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
>.LKct*5K l`gTU?<xd 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
{4rQ7J4Ux OD+5q(!"a “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
P(h5=0`*PR i2`0|8mw' 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
N5 n> e|'N(D}h* God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
6^YJ] w nq;#_Rkr 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
X~RH^VYv z\.1>/Z= When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
P*G+eqX zWIeHIt 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
"=|t ~` ?_ RYqolz A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
ek)Xrp:2 6/2v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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XkD]Hq Lko`F$5X The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
'sU)|W(3U &" h]y?Q 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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