Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Fyc":{Jd 3u'@anre 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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k"+/DK,: *enT2Q 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
CL5t6D9Qi 5oR) Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
8|Wl|@1( c22L]Sxo 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
wdRk+ >viLvDng Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
|^O3~!JP(> e*39/B0S 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
JR|P]} LGWQBEXw Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
T/q*k)IoR 4TcW% 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
tw<}7l_>Au Q.SqOHeJ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
UbP$WIrq ;e Mb$px 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
;MW=F9U* :Y4G^i Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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|c/ayh~ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
$~r=I[5'( XW*d\vDun Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
l'?(4N ,1i l& 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
@Dd3mWKq 1+Bj` ACP Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
WISeP\:^ *-s':('R 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
hlHle\[ds o6 8;-b'n Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
muKjeg'b (~^KXJ{-> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
$ ~/x;z: n0w0]dJ&lc “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
2l +t- sfC/Q"Zs “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
kj`h{Wc[) T>m|C}yy There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
1fV\84m^ -\g@s@5 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
xgWVxX^) D}?JX5. “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
t=n@<1d '^BTa6W}m 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
{QT:1U\. sl*&.F,v= “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
tS[@?qP 1pTQMf a 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
w=ZK=@ 5-"aK~@+ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
j`-9. 67 wq8| 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
kQ .3J.Q5 !D9V9p When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
+P=I4-?eX MQVEO5 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/z4n?&tM 8[u$CTl7a A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
SOvo%L@ uD4$<rSHb 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
l6-%)6u> _@sSVh$+ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
27UnH: = %kiPE<<x 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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