Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
4#YklVm _/=ZkI5 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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W[m_IY yN o8R[M 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
HY:@=%R |#B"j1D,H Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7A|jnm N.`]D)57 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
@&W?e?O ~G ,i,=LGn Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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<XagkD m&%b;%,J The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
\nyFN s?E: ] 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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;~bn@T- >D;hT*3 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
>g2B5KY >8tuLd*T Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
31C]TdJ ES2qX]I 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
!tdfTf$ ;R!H\ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
`IoX'|C[h 8(D}y\ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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j5O*H_D ~-GDheA 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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gsp7N 9-^p23.@[j “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
f tPw6 QA(,K}z~^S There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Sv@p!-m h'x~"k1 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
N96BWgT 0mh8. “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
,]mwk~HeF GvOAs-$ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
QO.gt*" $rEd5W&d! “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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}6>J 0?xiG SZV God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Y(zN 7]j-zv 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
`yZZP YoJ'=z,e When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
*"\Q ~#W m[j3s=Gr 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Z5L1^ uFWgq::\ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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yp 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
ef;L|b%pp N{t:%[ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
N08n/u&cr, P{!:pxu[ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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