Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
^c9ThV.v _J?SIm 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
QF-)^`N w#PZu+ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
[UPNd!sy {j(4m 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
urY`^lX~ h\,5/ )Y Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
nR5bs;gk" RagiV6c 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
<Mgf]v.QS CKARg8o Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4".J/I5u %u]6KrG18b 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
o0;7b>Tv d5xxb _oE Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
K, (65>86; f[/.I,9U^ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
O OlTrLL FuP}Kec The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
`ypL]$cW |i)lh_iN 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
|n P_<9[ J6|JWp Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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iM8( +BB0wY 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
.K9l*-e[= [%.18FWI Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
(-(*XNC >_Uj?F: 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
OAok QaMDGD Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
`mErF%b EODB`$+ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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[,7-w 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
u( 9X xURw, “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
agY5Dg7 e{t=>vry “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
;QidDi_s> AP@<r There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
"]<}Hy TSXTc' 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
,Oi^ySn }N| \ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
LVmY=d> DyX0xx^ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Q [:<S/w _?Ckq “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
?waebuj> hZ o5p&b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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E@ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
]-EN/V 1)Eq&ASB When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
EP0a1.C !=knppY 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
y^YVo^3 7V/Zr A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
JilKZQmk H` Lu"EK 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
Cn/q= 4L$};L The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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/ZHJkJ7 #8E?^d 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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