Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. DJP6TFT&G
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. QIV%6q+*R
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. %^.P~s6
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. @G GccF
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. j>'B[
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. N[k<@Q?*a
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ^?"^Pmw
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. r4;Bu<PQN1
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. nq;#_Rkr
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. z $6JpG
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. .>]N+:O
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. dZ2`{@AYY
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 2)\vj5<~$
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. [Ox(.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. p|VcMxT9-
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. -M61Mw1
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. =!
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 8wIK:
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. agsISu(
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ” T*P+Fh"
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ,w`~K:b.
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. r!K|E95oj9
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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends. R6@uM<