Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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`!.)"BI/s Y?(kE` R 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
e `!PQMLU `N_elf://n Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
' {L5 3cH= gJ_{V;R 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
TU-4+o%; }hralef #N Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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ZxmMw +mQMzZZTZ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
G6C#M-S mTcop yp 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
WB2An7i@"{ ,Jy@n]x The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
)T1U!n?^x O\h*?, ) 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
H uPw?8w= W=fw*ro Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
,9I %t%sb cnQ;6LtFTz 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
uT'}_2=: ^tS{a *Yn Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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V!i0 9E/{HNkf 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
>hkmL](^ WgxGx`Y) Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
*9#6N2J$M CdCo+U5z{ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
UEZnd8 vUEG0{8l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
v71j1Q}6 ]Ek6EuaK 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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d"K~+<V} k8!|WqfP “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Hc`)Q vFRW J#h2~Hz! There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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VCTiG8t 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
\LYB% K} {}r#s> “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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7Vz CH!>RRF 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
97 Oi} T bMW?Su “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
h^yLmRL Af~>}-`a 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
5Lmhip {+`'ZU6C God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
<gvuCydsh *C/bf)w 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
J7Z`wjX1 ^HJvT)e4 When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
|;~kHc$W m<7Ax> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
mGss9eZa m=g\@&N A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
$1aJdZC7 V*xo3hU 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
^^q9+0@ ORVFp]gG The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
"H{Etb/ ]H ze 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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