Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
~ G6"3" A/}W&bnluD 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
yZkyC'/ <hx+wrv One should love animals. They are so tasty.
t0)<$At6J [p;E~-S 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
[eUftr9&0 fo0+dzazY Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
AUe# RP ~1L:_Sg* 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
E3aDDFDH 7.g[SBUOG Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
t2BL(yB ,|kDsR! 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
6#@ f'~s ])}(k Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
cC'x6\a yR;{ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Y>+y(ck N!2Rl The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
nh>K`+>co cV{o?3<:B 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
F4L;BjnJ \Ae9\Jp8M Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
YXo|~p;=Y Z\}K{# 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
T~_/Vi uxaYCa? Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
^Yj xeNY H<EQu|f&x 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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*+)AqKP\Kv \p{5D`HY 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
xg_Df, Y5ZZ3Ati Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
L2Pujk I/gjenUK 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
' Z0r>. Z_1U9+, “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
\^7C0R-hX UhA"nt0 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
10!wqyj& OCZaQ33 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
B33$pUk K*UgX(xu4P 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
D(-yjY8aG om?-WJI “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
5%sE]Y# ^j-3av= “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
^P151*=D ?v>ET2wD 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
m3Il3ZY. ?T+q/lt4 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
b&1`NO 5waKI?4F 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Uf}\p~; p-.n3AL When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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uo{u ~3uP6\F 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
&gzCteS 8 r_>t2$ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
@v}/zS )iFJz/n> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
AU2i%Q! `ZC<W]WYX/ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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