Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 5TW<1'u
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. g<jK^\eW
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 5UD;ZV%
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. B'~i Z65
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. CZno2$8@e
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. vb2O4%7tw
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ep1Ajz.l
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. Tfs9<k>G#
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. $w}aX0dK&
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. jh!IOtf
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. ,$*klod
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. E 4(muhY
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“Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ” gU$3Y#R
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. SaScP
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