Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
0^ODJ7 n[3z_QI 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Qg*\aa94 0\dmp'j] One should love animals. They are so tasty.
"6f`hy +/ukS6>gr 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
M~:_^B KZppQ0 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
?"x4u#x C}8#yAS9M 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
"\b>JV5 RQ,#TbAe Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7rjl-FUA~ :;+!ID_ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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65/gG8> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
.@VZ3" !mNst$-H4 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
4\;zz85E ]01`r/->\ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
0'Pjnk-i *dBeb 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Fz7t84g( ],]Rv#` Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
cJ4My#w -zg*p&F 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
aCG rS{ B.8B1MFm Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
b RR N `OfhzOp 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Q0xO;20 7V"?o Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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k,GF9p] fs!dI 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
V[tebv! Tv ``\< Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
%N8I'*u P#O"{+` 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
)4g_S?l= 6FB0g8 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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0z qezWfR` “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
a~_9BM41T 7'\.QJ!< There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
=3bk=vy kF|$oBQ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
I{IB>j}8 n`5Nf “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
g257jarkMF Ik:G5m<ta 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
SyL"Bmi b<a3Ue% “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
mY 1l2 )M8d\] 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
YgEd%Z%4 @yTu/U God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
,HjJ jpE /uw@o9`~2- 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
(qAF2& 5Q10Ohh When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
:w^:Z$-hf g#I`P& 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
^%\a,~ e9p/y8gC A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
x^y$ pr ^*P?gG 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
@[^ 3yC# SzLlJUV X 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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