Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
@,G\`;Ma cnY}^_ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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&I{5f-o* [ 'B u 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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$em6 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
xj]^<oi< e+m(g 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
;c@B +RquR $p}q,f. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
T$DFTr\\ EyV5FWb58 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
M,r8 No 3"Kap/[h Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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iDsY5l |$GPJaNqa The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
T&<ee|t@{ a]8W32 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
[xdVuL;N SK@lr Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
}h sR} xaq/L:I< 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
x|Ms2.! L5wFbc"u Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
!<h-2YF<M _?Ly7*UML 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
iqWkhJphv 1l.HQ IS Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4Le{|B a\p`J 9Z@ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
tCj\U+; c48I-{? Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
lvR>%I0`* E7<l^/<2S+ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
EgOiJH E6?0/" “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
2Fbg"de3- aMxM3" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
:?)q"hE 8'Q&FW3" There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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j'kW6G6 R{9G$b1Due 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
rFW,x_*_vP d @b ]/ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
,Mn`kL<F -_>E8PhM 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
L~Xzo H_u%e*W “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
U@LIw6B!KL [QwqP=-6 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
AaM~B`B OXV9D:bIa God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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<2&_$| 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Z:VT%- H<l0]-S{ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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6D4 j];~X Lv-M. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
x!fRT.,} r<$"T 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
D!V*H?;U p'=XW#2 > The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
~@D{&7@ Nbt.y 'd 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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