Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
IVxZ.5:L$ hEsiAbTyF 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
C}Kl! 7X/t2Vih@ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
#+AQ:+ Q1?*+] 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
aVc{ aP 3+h3? Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
'EXx'z;/# S**eI<QFSk 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
foQo`}"5 (4A'$O2 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
NId.TaXh 6:Z8d%Z 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
=uAy/S wT::b V{ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
GjHR.p?- q=BljSX The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
!@8i(!xb VK1B}5 / 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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R( FQ+h @y`xFPB 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
G`>]ng ZDR@VYi+~ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
C=r2fc~w Em@:QmEN 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
9iZio3m W_Y8)KxG:L Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
:Q3pP"H,} #m{*]mY@ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
<TRhn z 5j1d=h Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
NBc^(F" Ws@'2i\; 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
SNH 3C1 L8PX SJ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
LtMM89u }\7UU?@ n “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
~!r;?38V` NSB6 2 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
Kh(`6 f `/P/2{,~ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Wa<<"x$ i!?gga “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
`9J9[!+!` _2hLc\# 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
tZ9i/ =S $Xu3s~:S “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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hXIp 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
&S*~EM.l8 ,=m.WmXE God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Jd>~gA}l Kg$RT?q-C6 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
$El-pMq 5h#h>0F When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
<GNLDpj S v>6:y9?G 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
"[|b,fxR e}e8WR=B A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
ns8s2kYcm x 6`! 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
}bjZeh. FoyYWj?,R The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
'{,xQf*x cj8cV|8@ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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