Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
^ 5UIbA( VvPTL8Z 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
:ox+WY H>W A?4 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
:Tjo+vw7$H QU\|RX 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
G_X'd /O&j1g@ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
un..UU4 S(rA96n 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
#^eviF8 T$RZRZo Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
PR.?"$!D{ Rr:,'cXGi 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
^TDHPBlG @y}1%{,% Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
e&wWlB![ y&SueU= 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
j4Lf6aUOX W**a\[~$ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
^S[Mg6J ~I!7]i]"*? 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
pYVQ-r%QF jtN2%w; Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
4GaF:/ `F(KM ' 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
CB6<Vng}C MT|}[|_ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
K~C*4H:9 4WDh8U Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
@Vc*JEW llI`"a 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
,GGr@}) \u2p] K> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7pmhH%Dn$ )CEfG 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Qnph?t> ?r#e “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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[v#t “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
yp_:]RE ;#cb%e3 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
vt@.fT#e kC0F@'D 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
M-"%4^8_ 9:IVSD&"Rf “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
vG69z& 8?h-H#h 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
tLJ"] D1w [C9 ->`(` “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
x{j|Tf3,G b_:]Y<{> f 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
STL&ZO Bc`jkO.q God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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N 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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&Rk!t |Xlpgdiu When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
ZM`6zS! xJ:15eDC 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
OV_Y`u7YR ]EC zb/ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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MU9tq[ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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Me{5H /Q8E12 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
]<V[H -1;BwlL 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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