Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
l_T5KV sg_%=; 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
0}$R4<"{Y> =K9- One should love animals. They are so tasty.
-qB{TA-.\ } DkdF 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
!7Z?VEZ pA@BW:# Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
G}'\ nD{{/_"' Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
]Q{MF- EKj XC[bEp$ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
G 2FD'Sf 2L7ogyrU/A 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
-qDL': W_|7hwr The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
k FE<M6a9@ J-~:W~Qx4N 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
h.aXW]]}(P hKN/&P^ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
bbFzmS1 PkDh[i9Z| 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
bVds23q ]goPjfWvU" Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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-KiI&Q F3<Ip~K Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
eu?DSad r%` |kN 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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HmRmZ3~ !FbW3p f 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
z6bIv} -|/*S]6kK “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
QPp>%iE@ @s~*>k#"# “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
+ZPn[| hbTJXP~~? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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to;cF6X ,IQ%7*f;O_ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Ia*T*qJu -n`2>L1 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
,:?=j80m <+e&E9;>6 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
,PZ[CX;H@ &8QkGUbS< God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
H4g1@[{|0O gYvT'72 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
SSa0x9T ?E.MP7Y#V When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
A>QAR)YP -bQi4 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
6ragRS/'x G0pqiU6 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
F=~LVaF/_ p$@l,4@{ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
U&SgB[QHO )VFS&|#\ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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