Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
$ J)2E g T@\%h8@~] 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
nZ8f}R!f: fVx_]5jM One should love animals. They are so tasty.
d+158qQOh] +EE(d/f 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
+W[NgUrGJ ]d -U Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
`}|$eF& `as6IMqJD 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
kli)6R< T@x_}a:g Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
wzz>N@| ]aTF0 R 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
_)=eE )G=hgqy Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
w-?|6I}T "6zf-++% 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
\1mTKw)S {}1KI+s9\ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
qjI.Sr70 GBo'= 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
m.2=,,r<Fq %Tm8sQ)1 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
JPGEE1!B{b t'im\_$F 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
d+Au`'{> c&;Xjy Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
[ %:%C]4 XL!^tMk 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
pCt0[R;? >[a&,gS Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
fe$O Pl~ 2JX@#vQ4 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
D~LU3#n VSW"/{Lp Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
b?deZ2"L# .U9A\$ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
ePxwN? *e}1KcJ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
u[~= a5:4 6;{E-y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
AxZaV;%* do&0m[x% There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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#8;#)q_[u 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
WpPI6bd MMS#Ci=Lj “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[&h%T;!Qii 1J @43>u{ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
:elTqw>pn 7zEpuw “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
NQ qq\h 0FG|s#Ig 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
lJ/{.uK h(MS>= God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
MR-cO Pn @1^:V-= 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
E!zAUEVQm[ C3GI?|b When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
}j6<S-s~ gi5Ffvs$ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
d6ABgQi0 gPzp/I A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
9Ls=T=96 kRH;c,E@ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
G;Thz !:|[?M.` The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
/{HK0fd >J>|+W 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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