Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
V[mT<Lc m.hkbet/R 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Fzm*Pz3 -<6\1J One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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G`+T+ C^s^D: 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
2{D{sa y+Ra4G#/} Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
GXcJ< v XWDL5K 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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ysJQb~2q -N6f1>}pE 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
toLV4BtIG :1 ^LsLr5 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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WJ$bf(X* i1UiNJh86 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Ha(c'\T(\ B|Du@^$ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
dW)B1iUo! Ki4r<>\l{H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
F7A=GF' ZLc -RM Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
%}[i'rT> A mvEf 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
@_-hk|Nl@ $>G8_q Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
'g6\CZw(# tG:25 T0 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
.>q8W .rO]M:UY “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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dFRsm0T 6RG)`bu There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
iyA'#bE- VQ"hUX8 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
8H;t_B ?TM,Q “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
%!]@J[*1 wHzEMwY_ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
!-ok"k0,u 6rh5h: “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
W~6EEyD% A]<y:^2])C 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
f}aL-N~ ]-PH^H God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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|_LU~ 7./ r/4``shg When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
[V^WGW2oY |"?M 1*g 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
FI[A[*fi 3Q"<<pi!~ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
* ;-*x6 +?F[/?s5qz 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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FPkp LE&RY[ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
W_||6LbZy a!ud{Dx 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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