Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
a]MX)? 49vcoHlf 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
$fzaPD4. R;j!}D!4 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
e:5bzk!~ <>8WQn,K 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
c`o7d)_Ke }b-g*dn]5 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
~x|F)~:0= &sU?Ok6 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
w'UVKpG+ {QwHc5Bf Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
FAj)OTI2S +1D+]*t_?[ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
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'(eZ^ R.yC(r Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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6HF_p_ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
sNLs\4v aXoVy&x= The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
(,8$V\ [Lzw#XE 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
oomT)gO 6* Gy6l<:; Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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@CT;g\4 @g&ct>@y Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8/=L2fNN[ eY| 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
z[3L2U~6 sL\L"rQN6 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
lhBT@5Dm9 pNKhc#-w 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
#n#@fAY Y$?9Zkp> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
tQBRA/ , T8>}U( 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
vuoQz\ {\:{[{qF “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
6,0_)O}\b 5Er2}KZJv, “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
L{8xlx` E6pMT^{K There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
CW,Wx: Y DKBSFm{~Q 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
::}{_ Z s;6CExH “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
* /:x sI l=v4Fa0^jF 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
}Nf%n@ j'HZ\_ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
<c2'0I > &FF"nE* 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
\Hn>oonph OUhqMVX9C God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
Kq;8=xP[ _Nqt21sL 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
/K.!sQ$ r(RKwr:m When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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Q|5 `#;e)1 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
m>MB7,C;N Ndi9FD3im 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
34Kw! a_'2V; The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
//s:5S<Z ' <@3i[M 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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