Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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Ed,~1GanY {19PL8B~} One should love animals. They are so tasty.
1&evG-#<: sRL`dEl4l 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
>xYpNtEs 9gEwh< Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
C>j@,G4 ]kRfB:4ED 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
"ZoRZ'i z] PSpUd Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
}mq6]ZrK dIa+K?INX 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
xU>WEm2 a# y;dK Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
l%pu HZ)t 5Y'qaIFR 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
n :\~'+$ xH(lm2kvT The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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*yP 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
#Z`q+@@]A )Y6 + Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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3=`3 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
m}aB?+i .4M.y:F Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
tI TS1 RJ ||} 5 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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6YLj^w] % 5k3 b3& 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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bv9i*] Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
gG:Vt}N EQyC1j 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
LX7FaW '4Ixqb+ “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
B^Nf #XN( ;R5`"` “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
%C'?@,7C &Gn 2tr There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
W5lR0)~#* H*QIB_ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
#!qm ZN c~$)UND^ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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/& 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
KL:j?.0 .TR9975 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
{M$1N5Eh !M]uL&: 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
z(e xA nntuLuW God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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HU}7zK2 _ Yx]_Y9I When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
YTX,cj#D^& kg~mgMR+w 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
L9\1+rq @ ZwvBH A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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Wpl 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
t#/YN.@r ZrxD`1L The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
P[#e/qnXu| b#Z{{eLny 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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