Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
m}+_z^@j9 Ni#y=cb 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
v1$}JX %:y"o_X_ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
d.k'\1o j6Au<P 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
R^rA.7T ).jna`A, Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
=cxG4R1x ;0}C2Cz' 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
:-~x~ah- *oAnG:J+M Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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cY={ %3T:W\h 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
gXB&Sgjo Y{L|ja%9? Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
jR{t=da iBCIJ!; 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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Hr/J6kyB) 2>im'x 5 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
MJ.Kor Yy_mX}\x Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
U!T#'H5'- m^4O jik 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
3Z74&a$ ]o`FF="at Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
q[+V6n`Z5 dfs1BV' 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Dm`gzGl J=ot&% Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
C12y_E8Un Hzc^fC 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
rm,h\ `(8RK Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
K\$z,}0 )`zfDio-1V 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
||.Ve,<: e_Q(l'f “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
AmcBu" "H}ae7@ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
{>l`P{{y K_V$ ktL There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
0vM,2:kf* ;+Mr|vweTC 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
!}HT&N8[r bfA9aT “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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$WU?Z 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
'Y5=A!*@tf 62#8c~dL “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
CvqUaHW@ ;sd] IZ$# 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
IFWP&20 ~<[]l~` God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
O9F#gO|! Y+"Gx;F> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
JDB Ni+t }fz;La:b When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
*1_A$14l 9R4q^tGR\ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
5<?/M<i 2|LkCu)~," A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
y#5;wb<1 t8-LPq 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
!_h<w ?) C-ipxL"r The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
HO;,Ya^l }pv<<7}| 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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