Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
x+Ly,9nc$ N_0B[!B] 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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skt9mU `,c~M 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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=$kSn\L, IJZx$8&A 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
ZtI@$ An VW] ,R1q Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Y1DbBDk B|AIl+y 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
CSFE[F63 ?IiFFfs Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
A;;OGJ,!\ }hc+ENh 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
2.a{,d /EZ - The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
a{}8030S 91FVe 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
QA~Lm w(odgD Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
. J@q!N;eh| 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
#\LYo{op/. 8(-N;<Ef2 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
H ;HFen| zK: 2.4 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
hi ),PfAV ]vCs9* |B Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
2<_|1%C X&%;(` 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
gYw=Z_z 3e;ux6 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$h1pL>^J V67<Ky> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
pvM`j86 _ xZMAX}8 v “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
)EsFy6K: _E^ !,Wz “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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@l~MY*hp Lyjp 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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SCFWc }pT>dbZ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
@.v{hkM` ].N%A07 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
s#(<zBZ9p# 69``j{Z+ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
JZ"XrS0? 4m_CPe 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
kE{-h'xADD K=J">^uW God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
3TT?GgQ KyzdJ^xC" 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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11-?M When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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S\A9r!2 tfd!;` B A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
212 YM +4:P2 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
8wzQr2: 5S%#3YHY2 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
$"{I|UFC e:iqv?2t 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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