Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
;lObqs*?> "@ >6<(Ki 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
96WzgHPWo xGs}hVlZiC One should love animals. They are so tasty.
<kB:`&X<\ 3W1Lh~Av 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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`E_3 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
ljFq ;!I5 d/_D|ivZ= 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
ki1(b]rf x0 j5D Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
P&`%VW3E N'{[BA(eE 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Ejug2q =\Q<TY Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
i/:L^SQAq o.Kn DY The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
$;v! ,> ?(ORk|)kU 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
w8lrpbLh zx@!8Z Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
<Gpji5f2 $dfc@Fn^x 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
T//xxH]w- kn3w6] Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
RELNWr \'|n.1Fr 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Jr!^9i2j' t:wBh'K~R8 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
h'y"`k- yr\ClIU 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
0%%1:W- Jn+ -G4h$ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
?Q:SVxzUd w=KfkdAJ*/ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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2)k!5X= “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
pRQ7rT',v TV{GHB!p" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
BTAbDyH5 h)Y] L#R There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
~ QRjl o z*;q] 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
RV~t%Sw^ WI\a “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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7 GrT +4yre^gC 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
`v-[& .xIAep_ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
nJI2IPZ 8AR8u!;8 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
1!uBzO6/$ (xgw';g God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
?]><#[?'L x3n9|Uud 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
"B'c;0@q >0HH#JW When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
OIKx:&uIk T"xJY#)} 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
/r4l7K N7?]eD A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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mKQ' [!uzXVS3 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
|r~ u7U\ B:h<iU:'D The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
|_?e.}K >XtfT' 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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