Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
3{ .9O$ 6&i[g 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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? p+u{W"I` One should love animals. They are so tasty.
vN{vJlpY ]+}:VaeA 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
VFe-#"0ZO d[~au=b Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
^JYF1 #nU@hOfg 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Wwn5LlJ^ 0z#l0-NdQ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
k$9Gn9L% 2N6Pa(6 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
[{6&.v vG'vgUo Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
&M!4]pow )OARO 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
-=-x>(pRW7 Jm{As*W> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
R*JOiVAC S#dyRTmI 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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I[^3Fn 27h/6i3 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
t9KH|y Up]VU9z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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$ Y;a6:>D%cT Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
pHI%jHHJ f)&`mqeE 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
r?Ev.m `~w%Jf Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
+^^S'mP8 b&hF')_UOz 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
]pM5?^<~ ~G|{qVO7A Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
>#${.+y w]]x[D]L 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
sqq/b9 uL/ &(z8GYBr “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
x9XGCr uAPLT~ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
j8D$/ @F""wKnV There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
puf;"c6e' )_x8?:lv 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
30gZ_8C>} C%x(`S^/ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
a=}">=]7 x| ~D(zo 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
`Cb<KAaCH K8 Kz “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
2i4Dal K'{ wncumQ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
e!:?_z." .@x"JI>; God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
'vf,T4uQ" ,M+h9_&0? 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
#b]}cwd! ;6\Ski0=l When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
e>)}_b >mGGJvTx 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
@; j0c_^"! zm_hLk A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
g,z&{pZch gZ79u 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
~gzpX,{n hj#+8= The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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