Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
21.N+H' MI*@^{G 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
T.iVY5^< BxHfL8$1[$ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
mY/x|)MmM #{suH7 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
H"%SzU ~6Df~uN Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
=.f<"P51k cKH By 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
6+x>g =-8y= Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
)GF>]|CG {^SHIL 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
YOY{f:ew * AjJf)o Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
,: 4+hJ<q C}cYG 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
R#33ACCX 0O7VM)[ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
"uHU!)J#z ^%2S,3*0 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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_U/C G<n +*P;Vb6 D 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
yB,{:kq7D yZ57uz Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
lO5*n|Ic, D-4\AzIb 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
e8$OV4X {B+{2;Zk Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
ICB'?yZ, qW'5Zk 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
%[7<GcWl WbDD9ZS Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
c;1Xu1 )Qx&m} 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
X1;ljX ZsepTtY “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
f1}b;JJTsv 8n Oent0a “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
{\zB'SNq 9Z;"9$+M There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
M8iI e:{ c Aq"<#: 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
osW"b"_f a gM I$ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
/J` ZO$ 8lcB.M 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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g$$j:U*- !BikqTM God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
b<?A @I,:(<6 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
Ve\=By-a| 1!`B8y) When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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,!sZ&v 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
{]=oOy1 #{oGmzG! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
p:9^46N@ dqo&3^px 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
qGPIKu #Mmr{4m The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
cl3Dwrf? -McDNM 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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