Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
[)p>pA2GZj 2G`tS=Un 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
IsiCHtY9 X[iQ%Y$/n One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Rp""&0 |NWo.j>4- 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
RS[QZOoW} lZ }H?n% Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
B}p{$g! m:{IVvN_ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
h-:te9p6>4 5F|oNI}$: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
_"c?[n PeB7Q=d)K1 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
5@@ilvwzz @ * *]o Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
B"I^hrQ QPpC_pZh 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
`GT{=XJfY 4Q(GX.5 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
.q(1 D~JrO]mi 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
<@2g.+9 5"9!kZ(< Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
[E|% iwnFCZVS 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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*G .~dNzonq Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
;JQ;LbEn ]eZrb%B. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
R<x~KJ11c pbePxOG Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4XXuj loFApBD=$^ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
S+&Bf ~~D z#elwL6 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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$4a;R I Rz9IjL.Z “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
;/g Bjp]H e2l!L*[g “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
h"DxgG 1x~dsM;q There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
&;Jg2f%. <^8&2wAkJ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
GY,HEe]2r U0X? ~ 1 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
9s'[p'[Z HTU?hbG( 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
ijR,% qg 7awh__@ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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}DW WvJidz?5 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
||t"}Y Zw<\^1 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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Y<0R5rO 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
.8EaFEd XIJW$CY When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
Doj>Irj?7 nL@(|nJ[ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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Zdc f,}9~r# A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
rsgTd\b 8\/$cP"<^ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
$(8CU$gi= I=G-(L/& The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
"MNI_C#{ <@z!kl 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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