Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Bx"7%[ $I#q 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
2>-S-;i f\;65k_jq One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
;n=. {[, o]{uc, Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
hqk}akXt $qF0ltUQ 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
7f<EoSK cH<q:OYi Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
FLoNE>q !|2VWI} 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
;o/>JHGj T,fI BD: Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
_8}QlT qj01] 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
Kx"<J@ NVIK>cT6 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
,:Vm6u! Q "oI])r 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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'B83m#HR# 3:"]Rn([P Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
DlMe5=n-u #{r#;+ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
53HU. xE}VTHFo' Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5ep/h5*/ 6#}93Dgv4 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
` b !5^W +^rh[>W Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
h@7FY z|G9,:9 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
0s#vwK13 L?_7bXoD “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
-Z4{;I[Q@ *KK+X07 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
#6+FY+/ QU{Ech' There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
<1w/hy&mWN ~5ZvOX6L2 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
qLncn}oNM , xx6$uZ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
q,<[hBri- s/"&9F3 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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k1bi f0+2t.tj “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
ezhDcI_T QYXx:nIrg 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
s)voII& DPe]daF God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
{-9jm%N _|<d5TI 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
"%WgT2)m. mtic> When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
(-7ZI"Ku :&}odx!-!C 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
vv6$>SU W#_/ak$uF* A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
+]>+a<x*% MB);!qy 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
.F&9.#> dNY"]b The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
|6biq8|$3V >1L=,M 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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