Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
x;F^7c1 9=l6NNe)| 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
$ ]fautQlt T?DX|?2X One should love animals. They are so tasty.
D*nNu]|j brdfjE8 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
zXEu3h &'mq).I2 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
$-=QT X doX8Tq 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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5n1aRA1 HCCEIgCT 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
@)IHd6 R >RTmfV Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
TV['"'D&i cu@i;Hb@ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
QAk.~ob w nPg ). The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
liuw! yu~o9 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
AeZ__X O'WBO" Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
y8!#G-d5 lQq&tz, 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
6^Q/D7U;s rgK:ujzW! 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
`"-ln'nw h(>eHP Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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\\D(St 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
J}{a&3@Hm C 7a$>#% “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
G9YfJ?I f)b+>! There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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w YTk"'q- 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
W[R^5{k` [d3i_^\ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
nl\l7/}6 je[1>\3W 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
e*Gt%' 2K~<_.S “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
zQ=c6xvm8 gd,3}@@SH 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
kgZiyPcw YPU*T&~ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
N+3]C9 2o Y48MCL 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
2|re4 >Hd0l L When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
>%?kp[ yd>b2 M 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
+!F+mV9 p7{%0 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
;iq58. 6A;,Ph2 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
&$V&gAN 5X1z^( The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
>69- [#P! p "Cxe 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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