Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
>\1twd{u] zdwQpB,+^ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Tm`@5 WVeNO,?ytS One should love animals. They are so tasty.
!kSemDC ]S%_&ZMCM 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
FXr^ 4B} ^(TCUY~f& Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
zn>lF MQP9^+f)O? 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
9^!.!%6O$ $}(Z]z}O ; Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
qR.FjQOvn V<9L-7X 8 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
p-"C^=l Qp<*or@ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
"9xJ},:- +~V_^-JG& 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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Y)k"KRW+ !ldEy#"X 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
_qE9]mU F qJ`d2E Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
sN1H{W o*204BGB 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
igQzL*X = -oP,$k Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
yr},pB n*9QSyJN] 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
S!A:/(^WB <9&GOaJ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
h1q3}- P.>fkO1\ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
-F/)-s6#!' oL~1M=r Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
}m<+tn3m _i ztQ78 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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bDDP:INm. Y"t|0dO%b “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
(^~a1@f,J K_+M?ap_ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
6/cm TT$i w(bvs&`{uC 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
(tA[] ne2 jkl dr@t “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
U>kaQ54/ (A2ga):Pk 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
06HU6d, ?MywA'N@x “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
7J3A]>qU kmBA 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
_L)LyQD]T 9=}#.W3. God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
n5"i'o{w ~<u\YIJ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
S'RRe84C Fdl0V:< When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
f]10^y5& yx#!2Z0hw 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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p .Od@i$E>& A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
!]R>D{"" B0RVtbK 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
&u9,|n]O9 ipu~T)} The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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PSkW9H ,&,XcbJ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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