Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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RW`j^q,c3 ;x|7"lE One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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b BHu%x|d 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
]?7q%7-e.a h/oC9?v Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
<GWzdj? n\i~H 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
v]GQb 1 2VSzIm Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
EJW}&e/ 4{QD: D(D 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
9u;/l#?@T fi~jT"_CI Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
ge4Qa K @tIY%;Bgk 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
$'x#rW>v L,O.XR The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Fh:L 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
M<nH `m`Y3I Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
%M*2 j%6 G,}"}v: 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Y 8n*o3jM R=J5L36F Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
P:>]a$Is 5S*aZ1t18 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Q_)$Ha{>H, Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
"x0/i?pqa hLr\;Swyp 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
/o^/J~/3 6)veuA3] Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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k b~*CJ8Ad 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
[X 9zrGHt g/4ipcG;N “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
?[=OQ/E X7rsO^}W “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
J(:y-U 90 >V he There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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opN>W 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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q#O8Fv T0 {X, 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
aHdQi,=z h0?w V5H “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
W2&(:C8V@ \30rF]F`l 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
N /zP!%L jp7cPpk:LG God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
NRT@"3,1YP DLN zH 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
q+BG 3T/&T`T+c When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
>9NC2%61S "&/lF[q 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
@A|#/]S1 mqtYny' A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
&3OV|ly] R;zf x/ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
uO)vGzt3^x #||D,[ _=+ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Jflm-Hhsf J|w%n5Y 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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