Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
U|U/B Y k~ i.p 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
_2f}WY3S X] Tb4 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
;hd> v&u# %k$+t 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
t$Irr* A[+op'>k Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
/1n}IRuw &sx/qS#,VL 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
uVOpg]8d >+,1@R Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
R&PQ[ Xc ufEt"P-X. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
']+H P9i$ ?ADk`ts~,} Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Qyd3e O_ L[TL~@T The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
#)cRD#0 hn!$?Vo. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
5:n&G[Md r\=p.cw< Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
%qja:'k H,3$TNXy 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
DgOoEHy[ / HaS. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
:p8JO:g9 hh: )"<[ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
WxO*{`T! #docBsHX&s Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Wuc,Cjm9(! ]*zF#Voc 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
NG5H?hVN= ?]h+En5z8 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
E8NIH!dI G*J(4~Yw} 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
{p6",d."N& #/1A:ig “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
pR\etXeL d \I'A:~b)L “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
_Q.3X[88C :I<%.|8 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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ypK@ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
z$;%SYI rM>&!?y+ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
;'J L$= /=7 |FtB` 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Z$WT ~V k"Sw,"e>+ “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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A 9tQb: A9lqVMp64 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
rZpc"<U /I6?t=?< 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
j&8 ~X2?* WQ"ZQ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
#NL1N_B EidIi"sr 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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%%(U A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
:B=`^>RK nMVThN*Ig 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
N?87Bd df8rf8B- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
@ZX{q~g! `L9o!OsQ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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