Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
T?\CAk> 4C*3#/TR 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
-ufmpq. O h"^ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
^X&9"x)4 '!.;(Jo 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Agi1r]W OpL 6Y+< Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
WD\{Sdx:r s{k\1P(G} 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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y[|g!9Rp WvJ?e 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
m@,>d_|-K- AfEEYP)N Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
&!a2%%1#N yhdG 93 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
$McO'Bye{h v$i%>tQ\ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
[;=ky<K0E w+37'vQ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
if}]8 -7O/ed+ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
U959=e 1!`768 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
s4$m<"~ c_q+_$t Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+r$.v|6 'U"3'jh 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
>>bYg jp^WsHI3 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
L%d?eHF W`'|&7~ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
b(q&}60 B%@!\D# Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
.:ZXtU 62x< rph 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
(A'q@-XQ IJc#)J.2A “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
H27Oq8 #=H}6!18 “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
)Zf}V0!?+ C9H11g7{ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
]0i2]=J&, %B&?D@ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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GLQvAHC m90R8 V 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
h==GdS4 '>|*j"jv- 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
[a)~Dui0@\ gZEA;N:H%< God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
E9d i KHus/ M&0 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
y]YS2^ ~`>26BWQz When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4`-?r%$,: /9+A97{ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
y[WYH5&DJ i)= 89?8 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
tbzvO<~ Q xF8=p 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
)~blx+ \y 0HJqsSZ$mW The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
W8yfa[z~J 9poEUjBI 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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