Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
dDu8n+(8 L XE#a# 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
6o:b(v&Oo MnLo{G] One should love animals. They are so tasty.
B~ ?R 6 h5)4Z^n 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
XY`{F.2h XWq`MwC9 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
}HCt=W` EpW89X 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
5'<J@3B I]@QhCm0 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
p=XEMVqm (X?HuWTm 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
!We9T )e *w#^`yeo Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
tf3R /KTWBcs 7 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
d[F3"b% E8/Pi>QW The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
BT^Im=A qdPmTaak 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
W-RqooEv +@^FUt=tq Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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uxJGx sC'PtFK8z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
).32Im!;#R >6KwZr BB Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
f8?hEa:js ?vBMx _0 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
H2S/!Q;K $jg~a Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
]>/oo =E H73 r3BH 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
Pk3b#$+E gJH^f3 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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yHo#v:>?p LVaJyI@/> “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
v8"Zru m0i,Zw{eM “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
N0pA ,& :bq${ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
*L&|4|BF2 r,<p#4(>_ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
W5uC5C*,l bXz*g`=; “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
<CcSChCg hRQw] 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
$ghlrV;:ct en"\2+{Cg “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
}U^iVq* `.g'bZ<v/ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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7oE\cxr jA? 7>"| God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
vX?C9Fr 2 d"=)=hm! 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
*`40B6dEr nGM;|6x"8| When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
lMmP]{.>$ 7/HX!y{WP 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
v]'\]U^ *&z!y/ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
RGLJaEl ! s$kvLy< 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
SN 4JX FMtg7+Q|> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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ffpA 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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