Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
]=?X*,' {(m+M 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
ibZt2@GB)I pPi YPfs One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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)Y&MIJ7>@ ]^yV`Z8 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
!F0rd9 _KSfP7VU 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
A6?qIy Aj8l%'h[ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
njy~ >zPO>.?h7T 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
*<`7|BH 3 TRs[ ~K)n Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
LPq*ZZK (xk.NZnF 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
VZT6;1TD$8 1&X}1 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
u#a%( ysSjc 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
o9KyAP$2 bc3|;O Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
avu*>SB Ij;==f~G 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Whv]88w{ HpB!a,R6B Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Cp .1/ +8LM~voB 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
,~?A,9?%: ttK,((=@ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
M(n<Iu4^_ fnVW/23 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
2x7(}+eD c&E*KfOG Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
c[(yU#@ /#-,R,Q 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
A5CdLwk i&A{L}eCr: “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
)LkM,T tj#=%m?8V; “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
Gkdm7 SV :[y]p7;{f There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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Y5nz?a 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
~mN g[] ?ada>"~GR_ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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j4E H2v R(M}0JRm “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
IY];Ss&i bin6i2b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
R^jlEt\&P 2-B6IPeI God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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1 8!Wfd)4=,F 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
=jJ H^Y2 >}-~rZ When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
;): 8yBMk L_tjcfVo 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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Na\3.:]z >nc4v6s 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
^dFhg_GhF s9uL<$,' The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
C}n'>],p ~Y\QGuT 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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