Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
]`$6=)_X d_25]B( 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
nnyT,e% v#?DWeaFS_ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Qn$'bK2V \6wltTW]# 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
n+8YTjd 1Vy8eI`4 Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
5nx*D" epsRv&LfC 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
KNeVSZT h>`[p,o Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
D`p2a eI RnkV)ed( 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
v@{y} rN&fFI Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
^aB;Oo g$uiwqNA% 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
S%\5"uGa +ywz@0nx The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
HIc;Lc8$ Z;uKnJh 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
8'Q+%{?1t -9om,U`t Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>Lcu ? X8`+`nh 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
a?y ucA x<l 5wh Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
WfO E I1 z -?\b^ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
^VYR}1Mw sccLP_#Z Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
.V!5Ui< |B(,53 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
aG7Lm2{c" OAkqPG&w Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
@wXYza0|d 'gN[LERT 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
vu.ug$T Aa9l-:R “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
`lY-/Ty r.?dT |A “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
a0ms9%Y;Q[ ;rf{T[i There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
:7(fBf5 oT}$N_gFT 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
d[h=<?E5 c^_+<C-F “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
;ab[YMkH 5i6Ji( 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
)P7oL.) #sU>L= “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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NkUY_rKPb F42^Uoaz God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
;R+Gf!1 s1OSuSL> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
n'ZPB P=}l.R*1G When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
i{}m 8K) #IppjaPl8 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
VN-0hw/A PdKcDKJ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
%5L~&W}^" l%V+]skS 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
fbI5!i#lz iw.F8[}) The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
"U9e)a0v <e Y2}Ml 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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