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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. Ik~1:D]f
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. f /y`
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. aE/D*.0NI
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. YI@Fhr
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. OYmi?y\
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. FxRXPt
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每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 ZjVWxQ
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. \#,t O%D
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 6`\ya@
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. + WDq=S
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ig_2={Q@
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. nII^mg~
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). {9 PR()_
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. .$rC0<G[K
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. -?a<qa?$
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. |qN'P}L
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ;<wS+4,
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. KL?) akk
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. `a]44es9q
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. nU
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. adO&