Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Y8s;w!/ b=##A 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
N?r>%4 6o3T;h One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Aw^yH+ae }amU[U, 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
GrEs1M1]* sPYX~G&T Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Ayx^Wp*s *3{J#Q6fk3 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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H>7dND2; kN9yO5h7 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
oVkq2 uK*|2U6t Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Dk)}|GJ()" .:1qK<vz 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
uZjI?Z.A a_T,t'6 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
MOz}Q1`a Y)HbxFF`/ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
W*T{,M@Y -/{af Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
,TC~~EWq nnCug 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
Bt~s*{3$8 :xeLt; Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
*_hLD5K! Z[#IfbYt 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
Ueyw;Y n[k1np$7?6 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
?T*";_o,B OD9 yxN>P 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
)q^ Bj$ P;91~``b- Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
f@z*3I; -zfoRU v 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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0Qd%iP)6 # mT]j"" “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
1M5 -pZ[D Y(i?M~3\t There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
r'aY2n^O UVX"fZ) 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
IsYP0(L 3B9nP._ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
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E&2tBrAq 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
Q_P5MLU> L7q | ^` “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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cdp0!W4Gi D1"7s,Hmu God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
,seFkG@1 c~tAvDX 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
vjK, I9 WcGXp$M When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
moO_-@i 960qvz! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
HHS45kg[c K5flit4- A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4;<DJ.XlN= h5onRa*7 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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wVY The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
|~$7X z+"0>ZN& 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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