Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
Z'v-F^ l95<QI 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
Z0,~V Jc*XXu) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
y6HuN Bstk{&ew 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
P* #8ZMA< +FFG#6e Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
4jmK]. 2h^WYpCm 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
e&It ,Fqz e/ Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
pb;")Q' #&!G"x7 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
,2[ra9n N]/!mo? Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
|I8Mk.Z=FA 8%{q%+ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
!UBO_X%dz B)SLG]72f The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
vFmJ;J +*nGp5=^GE 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
@!tVr3;N$ 9L eNe}9v Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
$\Lyi#< 6iezLG5 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
PFSLyV* 7LZ^QC Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
|?m` xO tV;%J4E' 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
WPuz]Ty &Y>zT9]$K Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
9|r* pK[ MLVB^<qkeH 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
j#A%q"]8 R""%F#4XJ2 Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
%uESrc-; `i!wq&1g7 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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dZ3+f P1kB>"bR “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
8pZ<9t' KlxN~/gyik “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
2i=H"('G)+ PK6iY7Qp) There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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:0_^- X!,@j\L 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
T8J4C=?/ K\!#4>yd “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
C*Vd -U 42) mM# 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
*b(wVvz \|=mD}N “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
Va<HU:< )6oGF>o> 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
~ 9o6 W", lPq\=V God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
oY9FK{ $Rtgr{ {;" 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
~4 #B'Gy[ Wsz0yHD[` When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
.jg0a j.?:Gaab?# 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
w_-+o^ 3 x*z\VJ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
0~A#>R' xp \S2@< 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
u</8w&! I+?hG6NM The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
Y>6.t"?Q^ $n=lsDnhQ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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