Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
2x3'm (W.euQy 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
|%6zhkoufM h ]'VAt One should love animals. They are so tasty.
mMLxT3Ci8 )./pS~ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
e>"/Uii "n'LF?/H' 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
K.CwtUt`54 l+$e|F Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
|cZKj|0> Id->F0x0 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
5$SO iM'{,~8R5 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
{UX[SAQ 3PS(1 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
q r12"H XsE] Z4 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
F,B, D^WD S(;3gQ77 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Q=hf,/N Mq7d*Bgb Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
[;5?=X,LD e[D'0L 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
>{_`J "],amJ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
gwFHp.mE Gx75EQ2 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
jtWI@04o09 w`~j(G4N Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
x @EEMO1_" _SS6@`X 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
\qPgQsy4 ?kvc`7> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
?cQ v 6{qKpU# 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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Eo, “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
XWo=?(iA ii%n:0+zm “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
v5i?4?-Z P<iS7Ys+ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
^:0NKq\ x+h7OvW{ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
H^s@qh)L >j]*=&,7 “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
Q7PqN1jTE %;,D:Tv=& 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
$;<h<#_n; Q!DQ!;Br6 “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
m4:b?[ F8 4LMk?U 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
:z=/z!5:j 4i'2~w{/ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
]1] ye U4,Ko 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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Z+"%MkX0 ?k4O)?28 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
lyzMKla" GiBq1U-Q A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Z@j$i\,` E&k{ubcT 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
6ju+#]T r\+AeCyb"p The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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&Rf k 8;3T65KY 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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