Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
(;q\}u G(~;]xNW+ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
"g'jPwFG L2, 1Kt7 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
( YQWbOk K91)qI;BD 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
ik!..9aB ]p;FZ4-T Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
2n `S5(V ]79:yMD~ba 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
DqX{'jj [o.B Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
s1e:v+B] :PtF+{N> 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
#/I[Jqf hWKJ,r%9; Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
BQ @huns3 aBNZdX]vzO 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
:%sXO uPRQU+ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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v76D3'8 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
"R3d+p =e8bNg Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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j%y$_9a7 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
i} N8(B( Z7RiPSdxp Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+3&zN( zkO<-w 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
jq+A-T}@ Gkp<o Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
kiRa+w: WdnIp! 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
A0Zt8>w ak:ibV Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
D`xHD#j h ;q:jl~ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
C#H:-Q& 1*dRK6 “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
r" K':O6y v*9<c{a “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
1?| flK 8P"_#M?! There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
|U_]vMq P(;?kg}0 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
*bxzCI7b r)i>06Hd “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
{U84 _Pi &`fhEN 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
MNg^]tpf $DZHQH “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
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uio@r^Xz m~dC3}e8/? God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
8o/}}=m$ gd0Vp Xf' 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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UThB7(O, YG8>czC 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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M{$j UK{irU|\ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
/l{&iLz[ >/#KI~}'N The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
vBsP+K YOrrkbJ( 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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