Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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NAZxM9 ~/!Zh One should love animals. They are so tasty.
MkC25 W~.1f1) 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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W:[Q\rSj Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
Q pz01x 8~ .r/!wfy 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
<6mXlK3N0 :)g=AhBF Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
`R!0uRu L/%3_, 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
~4=4Ks0 &1F)/$,v Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
_{_LTy%[ nFzhj%Pt; 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
OC#o JwC k^ B'W{ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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zY(w`Hm2 |ZJ]`qmZ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
@8DBLn w ) Y\} ,O 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
# h/- Rr^<Q:#"<| Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
J}i$ny_3OB rxI?|}4 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
8|d lt$ j08G-_Gjn Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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6`e!Q 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
tJUMLn? 2"'0OQN0\ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
TA`*]*O( X@JDfn?A 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Fw!5hR`, AXH4jQw “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
mz+>rc xaoaZ3Ko “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
A>%fE 6FY H[*.Jd There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
.m7iXd{ *Y9"-C+ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
<gZC78}E AQbbIngo “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
[\V]tpl! \qUmdN{FU 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
b&*^\hY9b NqkRR$O “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
?qHW"0Tjn gD _tBv 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
*VIM!/YW e l'^9K God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
6y%BJU.I _66zXfM< 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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:?@d\c' When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
W2%(a0p 5;>M&qmN 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
Z&s+*&TM ;T"}dJel# A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6IPhy.8 za<Ja=f9X 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
pk}*0Y- T d4 /3k The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
ok-sm~ bp h}q+Dw.i 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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