Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
QK)){cK q:I$EpKf?Q 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
j 5Qo*p ,`k_|//}= One should love animals. They are so tasty.
K]c4"JJ kb71q:[ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
j^flwk \v+u;6cx_ Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
~#R9i^Y 'JieIKu 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Ko6^iI1 EIjI!0j Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
MJ`N,E[ $9 +YNgW> 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
&-%>qB|* 1B|8ZmFJj Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Z$p0&~ ,apNwkY 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
8)N@qUV .N,&Uv- The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
"-31'R- T .REq4< 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
M|q~6oM #] CFA9z Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+Y}V3(w9X `ltN,?/ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
<Mx0\b! [}OgSP9i Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
:_ROJ %f j+70 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
{%C*{,#+8q LCs__. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
[U>@,BH .Obn&S 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
!M7<BD}; K_~h*Yc Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
<[Q3rJ OoBCY-gj* 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
7ER|'j qnM|w~G “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
'OkGReKt :u6JjW[a) “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
n(1')?"mA MZV_5i@: There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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-oR6/$% 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
IvHh4DU3Z /J3ZL[o?Q “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
r X'*|] JTU#vq:TY 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
vAb^]d FOwnxYGVf “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
{sVY`}p| 6Wj^*L! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
&Lm-()wb iD`d99f8O God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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v 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
yNg9X(U G(iJi When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
q[3x2sR <eN_1NTH_ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
'sh~,+g o:S0* A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
yWDTjY/ urBc=3Rz 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
tZyo`[La 2I/xJ+ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
$e1=xSQp4 Cx<0 H 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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