Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
!,5qAGi0 dXsL0r*c 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
R3)ccom AxTFVot One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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;<E?NBV^ ]rg-=Y k 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
ymqn1ja1 O<Ay`p5 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
/6n"$qon6 X`eX+9 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
dBN: {`J!DFfur Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
(r}StR+ \RFA?PuY 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
/;21?o )fS6H<* The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
fmUrwI1 % ?hIDyM 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
JPj/+f %.\+j,G7 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
vQ$"|8, 1 un! 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
=i7CF3 16.?45 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>Apa^Bp dI=&gz 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
zqI|VH 7/Bj WU5* Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
iF.f*3-NJB uOKdb6]r6 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
T`<Tj?:^& "15frr? Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
92b}N|u JV/:QV 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
d$?+>t/ 61HJ% “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
5,|{|/ H,j_2JOY= “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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dtz1 qk0cf~gz There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
c@4$)68 2t{Tz}g* 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
XZ8]se"C 6KN6SN$ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
iP$>/ [I &Fk|"f+ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
X .K*</(g :inVwc “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
|^F$Ta j*1MnP3/8Y 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
n 4H'FZ =~)rT8+) 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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bux Y2g%{keo When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
QNXS.!\P W3%RB[s- 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
,&Zk63V U2Ky4UFm A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7s}F`fjKP 1h)K3cC 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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:HFJ! ;oVOq$ql The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
aouYPxA` wg:\$_Og 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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