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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. ;u`zZb=,[
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. WE\@ArY>
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. }T=0]u4,
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). y<r7_ysi
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. u,AZMjlF
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 9x;CJhX
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. EfA*w/y
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. R'RLF
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 57r?`'#*
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧. A[20ic
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