Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
lPyGL-Q *4#)or 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
f tW- )8]O|Z-CU One should love animals. They are so tasty.
]vRte!QJ; d 2sY.L 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
{/`iZzPg I$!rNfrs Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
zhtNL_ a;JB8 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
(A(7?eq p>Dv&fX Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
y<(q<V#0!S 6Mu_9UAl` 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
*YmR7g |k sFv68Ag+ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Z18T<e nNJU@<|{* 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
dPplZ,Y% |?k3I/; The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
rOd<nP^`\ ZHT_o\ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
21'I-j !$N^Ak5# Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
=Hplg>h) AsJN~<0h 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
I3`WY-uv &nkYJi(! Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Hhx"47: 3V~871:-~ 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
wSoIU,I ssaEAm: Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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07 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
B1)gudP` {3n|= Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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V45A>#?U 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
SQ%B"1&$D ;NNYJqWd^] “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
uYVlF@] CT5\8C “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
8,iBG! RF Iz Vb There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
7\x7ySM ZlQ@k{Es~ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
nvY3$ Ty Tbf't^Ot$ “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
3!E*h0$} ZL/iX~}a' 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
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4G%m>$ #1fT\aP “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
t;005]'Mp )e&U'Fx 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
n;&08M5an} EB R,j_ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
,z<J`n E4;vC ?K{ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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" When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
I/YBL 8@;|x2=y 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
k1Z"Qmz o/0cd A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
We%HdTKT qTc-Z5 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
9C&Xs nk <Y%km[Mh The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
38ac~1HjE qe. Qjq 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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