Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
t[`LG) ]|CcQ1#|H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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.Q!d[vL 0>BxS9?w 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
y2_rm @^UgdD,BS, Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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xiaE 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
;m7G8)I TUnAsE/J& Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Hh^ "c} =\%ER/ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
dXh[Ea^ vYV!8o.I 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
BrE#.g Jq paIjXaU1Mb The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
o(SPT?ao~ ih0a#PB8 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
>k\pSV[ y<FC7 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
2@ZVEN Nz2V aZ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
U_*,XLU n>, :*5"G Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
}9"''Z )&1v[]%S 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
%@vF% F9j@KC(yg Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
tC'E#2 =6dAF"b) 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
ck{S }?,?2U,8: “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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{X “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
l'(FM^8jv [y9a.*]u/@ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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sNrx i4|R0>b 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
nm1dd{U6^ [L+*pW+$\. “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
d78 [(; $.Tn\4z& 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
5K1cPU~o_b M)oKtiav* “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
5FR#CQ x9Z89Gwi 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
;|vP|Xi HQP.7.w7 5 God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
We{@0K/O MMFg{8 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
0vjCSU-X wvq4 P When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
X=#us7W} _A C N 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
[o<hQ`& BFW b0;+ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
%!nI]| g:fvg!_v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
R#hy2kA -NJpql{Cb The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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