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4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" RQh4RUm
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5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." H>W A?4
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在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" PVU( R J
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." hZyz5aZ)K
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7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." (A ?e}M^}
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." ;zp0,[r
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在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" C9 *'.~
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. Y.=v!*p?}
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