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4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" h x&"f e
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5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." :;.^r,QAI
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在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" 51b%uz
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." :ujpLIjvVG
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7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." (;;ji!i
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 4NW!{Vw ,
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在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" h{iuk3G`h6
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9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." a`n)aXU l
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在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。" `DF49YP"~
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. Gmi? xGn
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