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4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" Jd7+~isu~
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." "b|qyT* Sl
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." _@ev( B
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. \L<Hy)l
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