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5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." .D :v0Zm}m
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在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" er53?z7zP.
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." HV}NT~
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电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。" ]C!u~A\jq
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7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." ! M bRI
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餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！" og>f1NwS[
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." _2|,j\f;L
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9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." { Z |C
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10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. <a'j8pw9i
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