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2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people." J~iOP
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3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." EREolCASb
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5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be." 2/v35| ?
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在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。" t_I\P.aMA
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6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." "K|)<6J
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7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up." \Y!T>nWn)I
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餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！" [F/^J|VMV
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8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 2E`~ qn
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在保龄球馆："保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。" V&Xi> X8
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在墓地的前院："开车当心，我们会等着你的。" AIZW@ Nq.5
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