School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. DNy1} 3wg  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -Oro$=%  
Class:Hooruy! LK
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学生：万岁！ x>@+lV'O  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2_4m}T3  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9x~qcH%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! VvO/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 -k19BDJ,W  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +P~E54  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @a1+  

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Mother:How was your first day at school? #<7ajmr  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %`c?cB  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (/c&#W  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @'Er&[P  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. TT429  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 &S.zc@rN  
Mother:Why ever not? eKL)jzC:  
母亲：为什么？ HgwL~vG  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5O9Oi:-!c  
母亲：为什么？ aQ ~  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。