School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. jWW2&cBm\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 p8^^Pva/  
Class:Hooruy! KXFa<^\o  
学生：万岁！ !<2*B^   
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ':w6{b  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 n%<.,(.(S  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }H,A T  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 LVLh&9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! j{P,(-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :7!/FBd  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1.H"$D>TC  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Phgn|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ]@ [=FK^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 X>|.BvY|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Krq^|DY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 .+B)@?  
Mother:Why ever not? g%=\Wiit]  
母亲：为什么？ j4}aK2[<  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! t7A.b~#  
母亲：为什么？ I"JT3[*s  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。