School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. mkgDg y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |SCO9,Fs  
Class:Hooruy! w?Y;pc}1B  
学生：万岁！ @2V#bK  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. L_Z>*s&  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 q5Z]Z.%3O  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! JT!-Q!O}O  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 SIVzc Hm  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! b0t/~]9G  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Z!DGCw  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !2=<MO  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ z`XX[9$qm  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! F8KSB"!NR  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 2{(_{9<>z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "|`euxYV  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 )17CG*K1  
Mother:Why ever not? )k$ +T%  
母亲：为什么？ /d*d'3{c  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! s9X?tWuL  
母亲：为什么？ 0sIwU!=vm  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。