School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `6G:<wX  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 l{3ZN"`I  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 95-%>?4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ??Dv\yLZI  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! C2K<CDVw  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3;EBKGg|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! elb}] +  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 qo}u(pOj|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? A:,V)  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ o){<PN|z  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! nZkMyRk  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 EaN^<  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. SQf.R%cg$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 a~`,zQ -@  
Mother:Why ever not? %A;s3]V  
母亲：为什么？ ?B:],aztf  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 7Y*Q)DDy  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。