School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Ax+q/nvnb  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 vo DTU]pf  
Class:Hooruy! 'roZ:NE  
学生：万岁！ E :Y *;  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 76*5/J-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ~v<,6BS<$Z  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]LhNP}c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 A,qWg0A]nt  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! FVcooV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `#~HCl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #zcnc$x\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =w!14@W  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! BqKh&m  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 sf5koe  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .ZrQ{~t  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^dR5fAS  
Mother:Why ever not? &H{KXX"X  
母亲：为什么？ Q4MTedj1H  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! uNYHEs6%T$  
母亲：为什么？ )xQA+$H#4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。