School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sZBO_](S  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 uN0fWj]  
Class:Hooruy! 3^yWpSC
 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. K2`WcEe  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <U`Nb) &  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! xm,yqM!0A  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :?6$}GcW  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! #f;1f8yrN  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 > BCX%<&  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? >M85xj
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ jAHn`Bxz  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! &-Er n/[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 yZaDNc9'  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jN>UW}?  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Jn&>Z? @  
Mother:Why ever not? e;r-}U  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。