School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. cEGR?4z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 XM`&/)  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. $ou/ Fn  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )hD77(c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B_"PFWwg  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -+:t%A?  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ R=S)O.*R  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! k8,s<m  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~NIqO4 D  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }5}#QHF  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 WdbHT|.Aj  
Mother:Why ever not? [f]:hJi  
母亲：为什么？ !j9(%,PR  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! PVrNS7 Rk/  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。