School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. P2 z~U  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 mzn#4;m$  
Class:Hooruy! LC0g"{M  
学生：万岁！ 0G8zFe*p  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >2#F5c67  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Q\z9\mMG-  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! cTdX'5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |GP1[Q{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D3C3_ @*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 P:m6:F@hO  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? a7TvX{<d  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ eJ60@N\A  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Z (C
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )Vpt.4IBd  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. N$P\$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 hfRxZ>O2  
Mother:Why ever not? :+meaxbu  
母亲：为什么？ J,t`ilT  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! r!/<%\S  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。