School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. CW -[c  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 0<+eN8od.  
Class:Hooruy! G\K!7k`)!  
学生：万岁！ Nka 3H7`  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Xr
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ~~q>]4>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .R)uk  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 51;[R8'w  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~SS3gLv  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 *Tr9pq%m  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Cv[1HO<  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ a\&g;n8jA  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w-3Lw<  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 &Tg~A9y\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }b]eiPWN  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 T3@34}*  
Mother:Why ever not? /0Mt-8[  
母亲：为什么？ yW&ka3j
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! [Y.=bfV!  
母亲：为什么？ ""*g\  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。