School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #cwCocw  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ev>oC~>s  
Class:Hooruy! *[kxF*^  
学生：万岁！
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. O(OmGu4%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -0,4egj3  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (clU$m+oXX  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^@}#me@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <4D%v"zRP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Qp!Y.YnPd_  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ,sb1"^Wc  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ A'"-m)1P  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! "]]q} O?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >x'bZ]gm  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. o?!uX|Fy  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :z~!p~  
Mother:Why ever not? s[-]cHQ  
母亲：为什么？ 56s*A*z$ ;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <7gMl  
母亲：为什么？ cjg=nTsBA  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。