School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Za]~[F  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /VD[:sU7  
Class:Hooruy! ZiPz~G0[^  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \,#;gS"  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 B`YD>oCN  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^r,0aNzAs  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y`3\Z6KlV  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! v\E6N2.S  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B|.A6:1g+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? I+( b!(H  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ?*.:*A  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 2Bi?^kQ#  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 6s>io%,:  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jz
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 N,UUM|?9_  
Mother:Why ever not? ~NB|BwAh  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ttls.~DG  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。