School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. f?iQ0wv)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 | %Dh  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 5z8!Nmb/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 BPoY32d"_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! D(MolsKc?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ddDl~&}o  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! S$!)Uc\)A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;NrN#<j(!  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0L "+,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ PKoB~wLH  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! <z3:*=!  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Z|YiYQl[)  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. TSQ/{=r  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 SBnwlM"AN  
Mother:Why ever not? 0ciPH:V  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! hw?'aXK{  
母亲：为什么？ ('/5#^%R  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。