School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. )/+eLRN5G  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 O=#/DM;  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. cDQw`ORP*g  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `!Ge"JB6   
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }^GV(]K  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Z#TgFQ3u  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! }eDX8b8emA  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \HP,LH[P:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Kz3h]/A.  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j]F#p R}p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 O275AxaN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. R/Dy05nloe  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 (g)lv)4P  
Mother:Why ever not? G|P
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母亲：为什么？ J,^pt Ql  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! K3r>nGLBo  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。