School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. uq;,h46ki  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 O=o
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Class:Hooruy! vF, !8e'v  
学生：万岁！ ?#@
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n7~!klF-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 0mB]*<x8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! sa\v9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 MRvtuE|g  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! E.v~<[g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Qh%(yL!
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5m")GWQaP@  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .+XGbs]kCi  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 l 6wX18~XJ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }a@ZFk_>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [V`j@dV  
Mother:Why ever not? 9OB[ig  
母亲：为什么？ 2#Fc4RR;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Ij>x3L\-  
母亲：为什么？ {.9phW4Vr?  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。