School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5m$2Ku  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 SJ' % ^  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }peBR80
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Jhkvd<L8`m  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! I~eSZ?$s#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Z-=YM P ]Q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! BF|(!8S$U  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 m8]?hJY3l  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0O!cN_l|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [^H"FA[  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w&&2H8  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 '$|UwT`s  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Zwt;d5U  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 D6D1S/:ij'  
Mother:Why ever not? Z~G my7h(  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 6Q|k7*,B  
母亲：为什么？ $*[{J+t_  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。