School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ];\XA;aOl}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 GB}!7W"  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. DtkOb,wY  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Qb'Q4@.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =h[;'v{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 fHXz{,?/w  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'SKq<X%R;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 D;6C2>U~L  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5EL&?\e  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3 ]w a8|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! /@0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i:7cdhz  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 60r0O5=|Fl  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 6NGQU%Hd  
Mother:Why ever not? lQG;WVqW  
母亲：为什么？ }UqL2KXi4  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;TboS-Y  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。