School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Cb;6yE)!Z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 AY/.vyS  
Class:Hooruy! vXDs/,`r  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [Fr](&Tx  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /w?e(v<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! y*iZ;Bv j  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 *cb|9elF^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! /whaY4__O\  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,{0Y:/T'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? DhM=
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Z 8rD9 k$6  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! U?0|2hR~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 H+[?{+"#@l  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *$eH3nn6g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 O)dnr8*  
Mother:Why ever not? uuY^Q;^I*  
母亲：为什么？ =<n ]T;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! V+`kB3GV  
母亲：为什么？ gRY#pRT6d  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。