School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?3~t%Q`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 j4;^5 Dy^  
Class:Hooruy! "73*0'm  
学生：万岁！ jSpj6:@B  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. l,J>[Q`<  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 s?HK2b^;D  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kSV(T'#x  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _".h(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! {ENd]@N*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :#g.%&  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (d#&m+ g]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ry|a_3X(I  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! X
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 no8\Oees  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. sl-wNIQ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ]r#b:W\  
Mother:Why ever not? D9TjjA|zS  
母亲：为什么？ Ja~8ZrcY  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;=n}61  
母亲：为什么？ ho$}#o  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。