School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. c+c^F/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 *!kg@ _0K  
Class:Hooruy! YXEZ&$e'  
学生：万岁！ jXQ_7  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Q)/q h;Ru  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -0{WB(P  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %K4-V5f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 iD~s,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! hb{(r@[WHv  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 bB["Qd}
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Et(prmH  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ,??|R`S  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! p%_TbH3j`  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 AKVmUS;70  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. SzDi=lY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 *SZ<ori  
Mother:Why ever not? J.*=7zmw  
母亲：为什么？ w~`P\i@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! x0]*'^aA  
母亲：为什么？ 7pNh|#Uv'  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。