School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. KY2z)#/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "w 4^i!\  
Class:Hooruy! "WY5Pzsi:  
学生：万岁！ ~2[kCuu  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yEB#*}K?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 nCV7(ldmH  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! yz>S($u  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \u6.*w5TI  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! U |eh  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 hw`pi6  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ( ?e Et&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ m+dQBsz\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! N.|zz)y  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 D0_CDdW%7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]"O*&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 J}-e9vK-#  
Mother:Why ever not? <v\$r2C*  
母亲：为什么？ xqDz*V/mD  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3k8nWT:wT  
母亲：为什么？ /A>nsN?:]  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。