School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !OVTs3}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 dFu<h   
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 8hTtBa  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 J^Dkx"1GD  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Slk__eC  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。  KKfC^g  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +x7b9sHJ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -R~!N#y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? RS$!
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j2UiZLuV  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! y5td o'Ex  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 BD)5br].  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. FD}hw9VyF@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 D[m+=-  
Mother:Why ever not? P,$|.pd'  
母亲：为什么？ k *a?Ey$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! e~Oge  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。