School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. aM+Am,n`@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )kDB*(?  
Class:Hooruy! <b:xyHS  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V5'(op/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ;zT3Fv\  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 2N{^V?:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 4W#DLi
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +{0v@6<(02  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 RT|1M"?$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0D Lw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Zc'^iDAY  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,b4o
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _L+j6N.h1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ny
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 09qfnQG  
Mother:Why ever not? [&g"Z"  
母亲：为什么？ ,0c]/Sd*p  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! pu5%$}dBE  
母亲：为什么？ q@g#DP+C  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。