School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 9zE/SDu7\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $q*hE&x Qd  
Class:Hooruy! C8t;E`  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yIYQ.-DkS+  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 MnTJFo"  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! w8}jmpnI  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 )m_q2xV  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9 iV_  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 t$z 5m<8  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (lg~}Jwq  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ~@mN
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1+9!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ]FEDAGu
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. M$s9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 EGVS8YP>h  
Mother:Why ever not? LK+67Y{25  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! IoZ_zz0  
母亲：为什么？ ~s*kuj'%+  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。