School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. R
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 >w%d'e$  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. l5":[C$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 z7NGpA(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [Gh%nsH  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 B^Rw?:hN  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $1Q3Y'Q9  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 F&nMI:h7  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? PVQ#>_~5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ / h2*$  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 2@=cqD7x  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <;TP@-a  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. )-TeDIfm  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 )%H5iSNG$P  
Mother:Why ever not? q\z=z$VR  
母亲：为什么？ `-9*@_-=M  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! j?Jd@(*y$  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。