School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <DF3!r  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1Cr&6't  
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学生：万岁！ HK;NR.D  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. K"#$",}=  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (Ou%0 KW  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! J=g)rd[`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 O2w-nd74U  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! zF1!a  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Abc{<4 z0?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Hfcpqa  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Jj4HJ9  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! I2Xd"RHN  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @\K[WqF$$q  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. lx)^
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @DN/]P  
Mother:Why ever not? 8&<mg;H,  
母亲：为什么？ jK|n^5\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! J4Gzp~{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。