School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. }5fd:Bm;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 {qw'gJmX  
Class:Hooruy! Y^]n>
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学生：万岁！ o`CM15d*7o  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. RFbf2s\t  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ;}Jv4Z  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %i?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Py*WHHO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,It0brF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 .M:&Aj)x16  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _EMXx4J  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ?Q_ @@)  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! yM 7{v$X0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -9LvAV>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. <Ch9"1f3,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?*V\ -7jg  
Mother:Why ever not? uVgA <*0  
母亲：为什么？ FtJaX])b  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! !Mw/j`*  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。