School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #YV;Gp(2h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :\XD.n-n  
Class:Hooruy! 6y5~K
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学生：万岁！ UJ+JVj  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ~M=`f{-$K  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (nG  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! # jyAq$I0  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6C=.8eP  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! nfEk,(:  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 xae
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !cZIoz  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Uk#1PcPd  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! `3Y+:!q  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >3/<goXk7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6kk(FVX  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 dc
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Mother:Why ever not? 3FfS+q*3S  
母亲：为什么？ p_( NLJ%  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  lwlR"Z  
母亲：为什么？ Wh7nli7f_  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。