School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "2i{ L '  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ePq(:ih  
Class:Hooruy! }BKEz[G(  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |o6 h:g  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \-0@9E<D  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! --d<s  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Gi~p-OS,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! AV Gu*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 PBbJfm  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :6S!1roi  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ L3JFQc/oh~  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ym9Z:2g  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |!E>
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. C8rD54A'M  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >A5R  
Mother:Why ever not? rZ2X$FO@  
母亲：为什么？ 3('=+d[}Vw  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! '9c`[^  
母亲：为什么？ SNV~;@(h  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。