School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. (7q^FtjA#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ,=w!vO5s  
Class:Hooruy! jD<pIHau  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. j64 4V|z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $@[)nvV\  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [Z}B"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 T[Q"}&bB  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Gi$gtLtNh  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 bejGfc  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $iJnxqn  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ V,4.$<e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! N=ifIVc  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 j=3-Qk`"/|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. E[S':Q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @W9H9PWv&  
Mother:Why ever not? O3_B<Em  
母亲：为什么？ co]Gmg6p  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Va9q`X
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母亲：为什么？ V<0$xV1b|=  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。