School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. vF&b|V+,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Y"qY@`  
Class:Hooruy! |@BN+o;`Om  
学生：万岁！ UVK"%kW#(  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. pA'A<|)K0  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 sfa'\6=O  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }U9jsm  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 N6;Z\\&0^q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! j,XKu5w)Oi  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 L|LTsRIq  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Kcl$|T  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ #A;Z4jK  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! YkX=n{^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ''uI+>Y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. BvF_9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #=(op?]  
Mother:Why ever not? _GqE'VX  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +`8)U3u0  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。