School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. h}PeXnRU  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]?!#*<t r  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &2-d
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 &DoYz[q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )}QtK+Rq  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x6Q,$B  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! r;}%} /IX  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 LIfQh  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _*\:UBZx6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ d{^9` J'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! UIS\t^pJD  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 fFu+P<?"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]%Am
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;vM&se63  
Mother:Why ever not? AE`z~L,  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! s~N WJ*i  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。