School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Fi2xr<7"  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 uSN"vpc4D  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. '\"G{jU@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 O9s?h3  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! UKtSm%\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 y$b]7O  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `Ye8 Q5v"]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 HYCuK48F[_  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? eC! #CK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ c_.-b=zm  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 8'#/LA[uPe  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 $,fy$ Qk,S  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. pOT7;-#n  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 'cBBt  
Mother:Why ever not? $s-Y%gc  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! G[,Q95`w?<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。