School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. kz4d"bTb  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 GE+%V7  
Class:Hooruy! @WcK<Qho  
学生：万岁！ 3&*_5<t\X  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Z0yy<9q]2  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ?$rSbw  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (e>.hfrs  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 A0L&p(i  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \U^0E> d  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R-xWZRl>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `Qzga}`"]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ FcR(uv<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >s\j/yM  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 eBZ^YY<*g  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _ZgIm3p0A  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 g.CUo:c  
Mother:Why ever not? J{98x zb  
母亲：为什么？  ZzDE  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .A;D-"!  
母亲：为什么？ yFfa/d  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。