School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "=XRonQZ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -xc'P,`  
Class:Hooruy! Q4&<RWbT^  
学生：万岁！ ^W
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |Xa|%f  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 K6z-brvw"  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8sxH
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?u
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! { w:9w  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 n{r
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .6#Y-iJqc  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Z )dz  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ZVmgQ7m  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,c'a+NQ_t  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. WL5!H.q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 D^W?~7e^r  
Mother:Why ever not? ij~023$DTt  
母亲：为什么？ 6sp?'GO`~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _"#ucM=B:-  
母亲：为什么？ )x*pkE**c  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。