School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `PI*\t0  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 d.Ccc/1-  
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学生：万岁！ G^.tAO5:f  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >lyE@S sA  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -eD]gm  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~6O~Fth  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9KJ}A
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !g)rp`?  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,)TnIByM  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .RAyi>\e  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H;q[$EUNb  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ]n"U])pJd  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ( *K)D$y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. C?W}/r[  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1{a4zGE?[  
Mother:Why ever not? p8?"}  
母亲：为什么？ nqTOAL9FF  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! z[O*f#t  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。