School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "A[ b rG  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |d}MxS`^  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. k \qiF|B)Z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 e@n!x}t8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ,pt%) c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 M+xdHBg  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! R_kQPP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Q@QFV~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Q0cRH"!:  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ lE5v-z? &|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! y
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 XL5Es:"+?S  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !#x=JX  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 !GK$
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Mother:Why ever not? ${hz e<g  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ?mYYt]R  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。