School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #kEdf0  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 dno*Usx5d0  
Class:Hooruy! B$j,:^  
学生：万岁！ "m5ZZG#R`
 
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6!N&,I  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )vzT\dQ|  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .b"e`Bw_=  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 z=sqO'~  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! |v&&%>A2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 gS
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Mother:How was your first day at school? z?^p(UH  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &r_B\j3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! rO~D{)Nu  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;I0/zeM%  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. K!X8KPo  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 bH&H\ Mx_k  
Mother:Why ever not? 5P4>xv[  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! (g\'Zw5bk  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。