School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. BnY&f  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2~[juWbz  
Class:Hooruy! [nh>vqum  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !8b^,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 |N]XJ)?  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Vjpy~iP4B  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 n=q76W\  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 7xR\kL.,  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 G#$-1"!`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? J[kTlHMD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Dt1jW  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 4I[P>  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 J.%IfN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6S{l'!s'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。  Fk;Rfqq  
Mother:Why ever not? ugBCBr  
母亲：为什么？ % AgUUn&k  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! HVAYPerH  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。