School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 n-OWwev)  
Class:Hooruy! .<w)Bmh  
学生：万岁！ !sK#zAR2  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. DQ_ 2fX~)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !R{em48D  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! fI}c 71b`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %!wq:~B1  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! &;U|7l~vl  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 .zwVCW,u  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?N_)>&b  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ T{HfP  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Zg
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 G5umeqYC  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. BvJ\x)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 I}%mfojC  
Mother:Why ever not? }K;iJ~kD1  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3N3*`?5c<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。