School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Xm^h5jAr  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 *CPB5s  
Class:Hooruy! xlPcg7  
学生：万岁！ K.iH  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. q{De&Bu  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ",aT<lw.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .t^UK#@#4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 L4/TI(MP  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F3Ak'h{Ay  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 */5<L99v  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 10l1a
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H6PXx  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! rPo\Dz  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 {7Gx9(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2NArE@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :9x084ESR)  
Mother:Why ever not? `3sy>GU?  
母亲：为什么？ [nN\{"~O  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \Sq"3_m4T  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。