School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. YO+d+5  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 8!Kfe  
Class:Hooruy! bNgcZ V.  
学生：万岁！ =&GV\ju  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. iJeT+}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 oGJI3Oh  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Xw)+5+t"{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 B4=gMVp1  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! m^KkS  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 u}_q'=<\  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Ye\%o[X  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 1|CO>)*D  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! akoILX~u  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 []NAV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. r@aFB@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 e2v,#3Q\  
Mother:Why ever not? WJWhx4Hk  
母亲：为什么？ );vU=p"@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! IU/*YI%W  
母亲：为什么？ pQD8#y)`C  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。