School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. z\zmAus  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 wI!>IV(5  
Class:Hooruy! }B{bM<dF  
学生：万岁！ DYJ F6O  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. (nWi9(}J  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 YQb43Sh`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! "0JG96&\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :J|t! `  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! (Sr D  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 P4xQ:$2!
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0_d,sC?V  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ['p%$4i$  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ?[n
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 %:bTOw[4r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. l+e L:C!  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ykY#Y}?^  
Mother:Why ever not? L0\97AF  
母亲：为什么？ Q;m:o8Q5  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! dac?b(  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。