School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0^E!P>  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 i+&="Z@  
Class:Hooruy! 87<y
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学生：万岁！ "bf8[D  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. bq(*r:`"  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "E''ZBLO~  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :>3&"T.  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `=KrV#/758  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! iL,3g[g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 vQ_B2#U:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (QRl -| +  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ "V^jAPDXb  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! YD
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 zcZw}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. n9J>yud|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @<6-uk3S  
Mother:Why ever not? Bhs`Y/Ls-  
母亲：为什么？ hy]AH)?pR  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3
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母亲：为什么？ [`b{eLCFX]  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。