School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wDp5HZ>  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 grVPu! B;  
Class:Hooruy! A9Kt^HR  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 5LaF'>1yY  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 OJ?U."Lxm$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! OjWg>v\v  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 JO-FnoQK  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! b]5/IT)@O  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 U5:5$T,C  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? }y>/#]X  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ yU|=)p5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! fL(_V/p^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Q3<ctd\]Y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]kdU]}z  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?Gx-q+H  
Mother:Why ever not? JuDadIrd{  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! TUN6`/"  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。