School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. l)V!0eW  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -__RFxG  
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学生：万岁！ 8(yZX4OH>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _lWC)bv
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 [E9V#J89  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! v"nN[_T  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 RCXm</  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! l;*/F`>
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "gm[q."n<  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? s}2TJa  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ kEQ1&9  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _?j66-( Q  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 LAe>XF-5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. B,Pbm|U1  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U GA_^?4  
Mother:Why ever not? [I*)H7pt}  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! T1$fu(f
 
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。