School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. PQUJUs  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 KquuM ]5S  
Class:Hooruy! .Rt~d^D@  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. w'9!%mr  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7\N }QP0"u  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! S f6%A  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 z<%dWz  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "ruYMSpU  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 3 2"f'{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? luW"|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /|3~
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! KWM.e1(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 3Kc9*]D  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. {pdPp|YDZ-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U "r)C;
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Mother:Why ever not? ;NQ}c"9  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! o_BRsJy  
母亲：为什么？ u}P:9u&h6X  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。