School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。  UN[rW0*  
Class:Hooruy! "jly[M}C  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. H2`aw3  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 B ?96d'A  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 6 ?FF!x  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |k3ZdM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q-fi(UP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8nw_Jatk1  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? FI{9k(  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H5uWI  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! pJ-/"Q|:i  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 JPW+(n|g  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ;*ebq'D([  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U,S&"`a  
Mother:Why ever not? `G
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母亲：为什么？ cN_e0;*Ua  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! lx,^Y647  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。