School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. C`yvBt40r  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 d Y:|Ef|v(  
Class:Hooruy! 5M<'A=  
学生：万岁！ H4}%;m%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. HvqF@/xh  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 E VN-<=i^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! B.}_],  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 bVa+kYE  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! *]}CSZ[>  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 {uaZ<4N.  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? d}{LM!s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7xv4E<r2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,]PyDq6  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i}/e}s<-6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [K cki+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 AfbB~LlBq  
Mother:Why ever not? v"P&`1=T  
母亲：为什么？ Pl rkgS0J  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! F`Dg*O  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。