School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. E 7;KG^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 d0MX4bhZ  
Class:Hooruy! j9y,UT  
学生：万岁！ E+JGqk  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Y
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ^%IKlj-E  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 5c'rnMW4+p  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @2YO_rL[  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;9,Ll%Lk<  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?9mWMf%t  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ]L}<Y9)t  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ b.8HGt<%  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! hL67g  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ZS^EKz~+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1?E\2t&K  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 hYb!RRGn  
Mother:Why ever not? /bt@HFL|`  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! }..}]J;To  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。