School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +b0eE)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =RA /  
Class:Hooruy! b6nsg|&#  
学生：万岁！ }()5"QB  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. y"bByd|6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 n0r+A^]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! K2M~-S3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 qLn/2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +T|JK7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 U`R5'Tf;  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 8ja$g,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7X0Lq}G@  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %HGD;_bhI  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 =XA;[PVx:#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 7!@-*/|!S9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 EYtL_hNp}I  
Mother:Why ever not? cii_U=   
母亲：为什么？ -~s!73pDY  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Rp.Sj{<2  
母亲：为什么？ zL$@`Eh-KP  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。