School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. t1VH doNN  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1Z[/KJ  
Class:Hooruy! |K?#$~  
学生：万岁！ 7'wS\/e4a  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. JKer//ng4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 j8|g!>Nv  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?JV|dM  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 U yw-2]!n  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! s5RjIa0$7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 pLMRwgzr  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @fuM)B1"  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =%zLh<3v  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! pV6d Id  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 yq+!czlZ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. r>jC_7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 tbnH,*  
Mother:Why ever not? ~gz^Cdh  
母亲：为什么？ JFgoN,xn  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Bl9jkq ]  
母亲：为什么？ tBTTCwNT%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。