School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 2AK}D%jfc  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 0N5bPb  
Class:Hooruy! SRWg[H  
学生：万岁！ u[EK#%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 all*P #[X  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! u){S$</  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 V16%Ne  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 1eiw3WU;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [q"NU&SX  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? vHc#m@4o  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ]}~4J.Yn  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! y@ .b 4  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 A]xCF{*)&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. pN+I]NgQ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 hgwn> p:S#  
Mother:Why ever not? )Y[/!  
母亲：为什么？ |*1xrM:v~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )f[C[Rd  
母亲：为什么？ D-D#`  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。