School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [ij,RE7,T  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 g"!\\:M  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. q
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。  D\T!4q'Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! tnW;E\cR  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 H=zN[MU  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~j,TVY  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 C'9 1d7E  

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Mother:How was your first day at school? RyRqH:p)3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ cvAtwQ'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! }w!ps{*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ":d*dl  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. B$`lYDqaG  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 gf$HuCh|  
Mother:Why ever not? +>3]%i-\  
母亲：为什么？ It 2UfW  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! qZG-Lh  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。