School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ^-k"gLg  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^OWG9`p+  
Class:Hooruy! h`1<+1J9  
学生：万岁！ Fl=H5HR  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. U[?_|=~7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 h^tCF=S  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! pIcg+~  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! HBE[q#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -]zb3P  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 65~E<)UJ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3[fm|aU  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! eP>_CrJb  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >;c);|'}q  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \/3(>g?4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 !mUJ["#  
Mother:Why ever not? ktTP~7UVi  
母亲：为什么？ NLL"~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! !X-\;3kC0  
母亲：为什么？ ~bb6NP;'L  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。