School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. We}9'X}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 T>| hID  
Class:Hooruy! PP'5ANK  
学生：万岁！ ,=Wj*S)~  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. H'YKj'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %_Lz0L64k  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <HRPloVKo  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 l6WEx -d  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O ] !tK  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |iBf6smF  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [T7&)p  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ x<!]#**;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lc5(^~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 oP56f"BE(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ~s'}_5;VY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 aDX&j2/  
Mother:Why ever not? cyWb*Wv  
母亲：为什么？ b&h'>(  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8NNh8k#6  
母亲：为什么？ 6%6dzZ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。