School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Bb[e[,ah  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gDNTIOV  
Class:Hooruy! _K}_h\e.  
学生：万岁！ 5m USh3  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. G\>\VA  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +.#S[G  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! v#%>uLl  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 {9.~]dI|L  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,cy/fW  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 iC|6roO!jk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? HvgK_'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ zHoO?tGf  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! hW!@$Ph  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 #D LT-G0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. },EUcVXk  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 y)^CDe2xU  
Mother:Why ever not? />^`*e_  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。