School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3iw.yR  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 TIxlLOs
 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. m Gx{Vpt  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4MRN{W6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! zKGr(9I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Kr%`L/%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'grb@+w(
 
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |T{ZDJ+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Tvw(Sq};  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ y2Vc[o(NP  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 0gr#<(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 c[EG cY={  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }R`}Ey|{  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 '8b=4mrbH  
Mother:Why ever not? QY$4D;M`g6  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sNJ?Z"5k1h  
母亲：为什么？ PcvA/W  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。