School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. qIIJ4n  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Q GZyL)Q  
Class:Hooruy! X5LBEOG  
学生：万岁！ n_?tN\M  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 3"N)xO-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \xv;sl$f  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! */:uV B,b2  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 z2_6??tS/c  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $5x ,6[&  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 M(x$xAiD  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7x);x/#8Z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ kF(n!2"W  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7lV.[&aKW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 %yBB?cp+_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. I[)%,jd  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Guz"wY  
Mother:Why ever not? &xRo^iV?  
母亲：为什么？ Q></`QWpoB  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! L:XC  
母亲：为什么？ X+UJzR90  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。