School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;%jt;Xv9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 f8&=D4)-w  
Class:Hooruy! ixS78KIr  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4_"ZSVq]#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `\Npu  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9xKFX|*$  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 XW#4C*5?d  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Lw#hnLI.  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 J`mp8?;%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ A!f0AEA,  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9/%|#b-z  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 N4Lk3]  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. eQLa.0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 =_1" d$S&  
Mother:Why ever not? ld?M,Qd  
母亲：为什么？ JIQzP?+?  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sS|zz,y  
母亲：为什么？ 4Ek< 5s[  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。