School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. V 5D8z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 W:>XXUU  
Class:Hooruy! )F+wk"`+6  
学生：万岁！ %>!W+rO,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Fv<3VKueK[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 'U-8w@\Z
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! x>tsI}C  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @%jY  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! c 5 `74g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 U".5x~UC  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? =q}Z2 OoYh  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .d6b?t  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! p<+Y;,+  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 OXnTD!m>{  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Mm;[f'{M)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 wLzV#8>  
Mother:Why ever not? Nw{Cu+AwG  
母亲：为什么？ tz5\O}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ]k8f1F  
母亲：为什么？ B(f_~]  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。