School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. C*a>B,H  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 tda#9i[pkH  
Class:Hooruy! b(Zh$86  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6ey{+8  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 b}HLuX  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 {0RwjPYp  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! /H/@7>
 
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 4W5[1GE.  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? RZoSP(6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ aZn]8jC%  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! XD%@Y~>+  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mM0VUSy  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^SM>bJ1Z_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f^Sl(^f  
Mother:Why ever not? ~Ap.#VIc'  
母亲：为什么？  `fMdO  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! aO)Cq5  
母亲：为什么？ @`xR1pXQ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。