School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. pFW^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 kM;fxR:-
 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. iKVJ
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Q/2(qD; u  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Gdu5 &]H#6  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2vLV1v$,q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,g~Iup  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /T\'&s3D+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5B)z}g^h  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ZdsYIRU#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! g-8D1.U  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +!JTEKHKH  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r Y#^C  
Mother:Why ever not? ~C31=\$  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! d#vo)
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。