School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. W#KpPDgZE  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :^kZ.6Q@  
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学生：万岁！ -7S g62THS  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Ezr:1 GJ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /lo2y?CS*  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! lEhk'/~  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 R $&o*K`?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! K Pt5=a  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 byTh/H  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0URji~?|x  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ c&AygqN  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (CsD*U`h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 hS)'a^FV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 7cTV?nc  
Mother:Why ever not? w)Q0_2p.  
母亲：为什么？ Ed_N[I   
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! hnDBFQ{  
母亲：为什么？ [/Rf\T(,jn  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。