School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. N17RLz *\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 5*D/%]YsD  
Class:Hooruy! 2GStN74Xr  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =mmWl9'mJ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 00U> F
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! D|#E9OQzs  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 uSBaDYg  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! T9q-,w/j;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2VCI 1E  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? s(roJbJ_;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ >i-"<&#jG  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! dGTsc/$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8e"gW >f  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?b5^  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 !$>
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Mother:Why ever not? j$5
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母亲：为什么？ eKqk= (  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! EAby?51+  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。