School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4F>Urh+  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I V%VU  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Ioy  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4Tc&IwR  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [ao U5;7  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 O|A_PyW  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;R=.iOn  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 BG^C9*ZuP  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? X7UuwIIP  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;g_> ;tR/  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! G!8Z~CPF  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 v1k)hFjPK  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ogt]_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 !{n<K:x1  
Mother:Why ever not? 6J~12TU,  
母亲：为什么？ X1[CX&Am  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! j#~Jxv%n  
母亲：为什么？ gw`B"c|  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。