School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ZGS4P0$  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )5<c8lzp  
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学生：万岁！ )%I62<N,z  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. kybDw{(}gc  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7!g4`@!5M  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! vn.j>;E'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 : UDh{GQ*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9t{Iv({6p  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 NY%=6><t!  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !@f!4n.e|I  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ "tU,.U
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! kIH)>euZ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;TCT%j`^o  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. g:[yA{
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ]= 9^wS  
Mother:Why ever not? O.'\GM  
母亲：为什么？ x|A{|oFC  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! x4/f5  
母亲：为什么？ @HP7$
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。