School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _p<wATv?7t  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Rp>%umDyL  
Class:Hooruy! j{@li1W@  
学生：万岁！ ]ClqX;'weJ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. y2nT)nL  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ]'Gz~Z%>F  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 jVna;o)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! rj/nn)vv;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^~s!*T)\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6 kD.
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NleMZ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9 $^b^It  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *P?Rucg  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 c`oW-K{  
Mother:Why ever not? +y\o^w4sT  
母亲：为什么？ WsT  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! W)L*zVj~  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。