School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. bs)wxU`Q*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +O 7( >a  
Class:Hooruy! ;#v3C;  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ZJ)Z
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 zqNzWX  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =&UE67eK,  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 JnK<:]LcK  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! IP#vfM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 TA*}p=?6?!  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Lr*PbjQDIY  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :K2 X~Ty  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! $#D#ezvxe  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~"
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jH<Sf: Y(  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 SEzjc ~@3  
Mother:Why ever not? ,ESli/6  
母亲：为什么？ f]%SFQ+  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! h?n?3x!(  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。