School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $2Whb!7Z(  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 @M]_],  
Class:Hooruy! "FWx;65CR  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. /{\ /e"5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 I I+y  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! wQSye*ec  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #GE]]7:Na  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q$c6l[(g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;:fW]5"R  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? AJbCC  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ TI4Hu,rc  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! YV<y-,Io  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,Uz8_r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "XR=P> xk  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +?$J8Paf  
Mother:Why ever not? *Jd"3Si/  
母亲：为什么？ _&uJE&xl}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #i[:oC6m:  
母亲：为什么？ H#~gx_^U  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。