School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. etT9}RbQ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 BdMd\1eMw  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xe^M2$clb\  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! V,rR*a&p  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 P>u2""c  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +'SL5d*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Y[vP]7-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ppRA%mhZ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -~aG_Bp!($  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! JBA{i45x  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mi$C%~]5m  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. x0>N{ADXQ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m' S{P:TK  
Mother:Why ever not? P`O`MwEAf  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :CezkD&  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。