School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ]621Z1  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 KOhK#t>H@0  
Class:Hooruy! K0A[xkX6  
学生：万岁！ j82x$I*  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. "W^+NeLc  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4|/}~9/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &|fPskpy  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 {ui{Yc  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "M3S  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 mr
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7Y.mp9,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ yZ-Ql11
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! BU<Qp$&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. soOfk!b  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2WS Wfh  
Mother:Why ever not? LfvNO/:,  
母亲：为什么？ 5mX"0a_Q  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  p ~pl|  
母亲：为什么？ 0.wNa~_G|  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。