School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. S-x'nu$u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 K1y]  
Class:Hooruy! G<1)NT\u  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. VpmwN`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 q!UN<+k\h  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! *=G~26*!V  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _#f+@)vR  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! dU4 h  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,orq&#*Wd  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? K;uOtbdOK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6Bv!t2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! R
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 W^(:\IvV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. tccw0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 fRcs@yZnS  
Mother:Why ever not? ;JpsRf!  
母亲：为什么？ %#AM }MWIa  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *s=jKV
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。