School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @a'Rn  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 4[44Eku\  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. NoB)tAvw  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 hbl:~O&a/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Cvry
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !i,Eo-[Z  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! M4w,J2_8MK  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 0Dv r:]R  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _ I"}3*  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ h6Ovl  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! pX8TzmIB0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Xia4I* *  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. wXZ"}uT<}  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 eS-akx^@  
Mother:Why ever not? ?l/VCEZP  
母亲：为什么？ ~Ap.#VIc'  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^ >JAl<k  
母亲：为什么？ td JA?  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。