School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. HdPoO;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 0JJS2oY/  
Class:Hooruy! lj?v4$  
学生：万岁！ ]._LLSzWhg  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. cwL1/DGDB  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \ 5,MyB2/`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! r!{LLc}>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &[;HYgp  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! C,.Ee3T  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 PK4iuU`vh  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 78/N  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *>+,(1Fz  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! W[^qa5W<FB  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 C|?o*fQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ;JRs?1<='  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 q.()z(M7  
Mother:Why ever not? vVgg0Y2  
母亲：为什么？ e@ \p0(  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! XB_B4X1R  
母亲：为什么？ Jzp#bgq}|  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。