School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. X'%E\/~u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 F_Z- 8>P  
Class:Hooruy! eyefWn&  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. '#s05hr  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 0.dgoq3u  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }Mo=PWI1?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @|<<H3I  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :{qv~&+C  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~vs}.kb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ,$1eFgY%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ W- i&sUgy  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Z^V6K3GSz-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 N5*u]j  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. x8Retuv  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 i7ISX>%  
Mother:Why ever not? K3m
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! |_o=^?z'  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。