School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3\RD%[}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ,X3D<wl  
Class:Hooruy! 3A^AEO  
学生：万岁！ kkZ}&OXS;  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. L@O
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +PE-j| D  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )T9Cv8  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F1BvDplQ>G  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! wowf1j-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 >QYx9`x&  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? h{7>>  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3M?O(oO  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %1p-DX6  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <m
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. YSxr(\~j  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 rF[-4t %  
Mother:Why ever not? &i3SB
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母亲：为什么？ sHPAr}14  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! GmNCw5F  
母亲：为什么？ e~gNGr]L/  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。