School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. )&") J}@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -Gyj]v5y`c  
Class:Hooruy! Cd7imj  
学生：万岁！ YjR`}rdwo  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Sc/\g  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 D^30R*gV  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kR !O-@GJ]  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6/=0RTd  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! J6C/`)+w  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 LFskNF0X  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? F*, e,s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |nMg.t`8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #1z/rUh`Cr  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. SmUj8?6"  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +I>V9%%vW_  
Mother:Why ever not? Mjj5~by:  
母亲：为什么？ Pl\r|gS;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! QUO'{;,  
母亲：为什么？ Yf?hl  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。