School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. vR\[IV?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 _b 8XF&O  
Class:Hooruy! Hz<)a(r!J  
学生：万岁！ _N`pwxpsb  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =E%<"FB  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =R\-mov$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! V.274e  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6<A3H$3b  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! oWc +i U(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 }GTy{Y*&  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;R?9|:7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |tS~\_O/  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! cB[.ET$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?|9$o/Q}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. KBFAV&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 DWH)<\?  
Mother:Why ever not? /C}fE]n{X  
母亲：为什么？ Kq0hT4w  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! XUT\nN-N  
母亲：为什么？ L:F:ZOM6`  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。