School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,>-< (Qi  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 z>Hgkp8D"  
Class:Hooruy! FrYqaP  
学生：万岁！ p@5`&Em,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vchm"p?9)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 uPG4V2  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }O^zl#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^T$|J;I  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 RBm ;e0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? C/kW0V7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ "C19b:4H  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! |J}Mgb-4  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 I}6\Sv=  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. YWe"z
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 GlT7b/JCG  
Mother:Why ever not? Uo>]sNP~  
母亲：为什么？ .5,(_p^  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4V==7p x(  
母亲：为什么？ 6qaQ[XTxf  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。