School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >AY9F|:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ZS=
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Class:Hooruy! q&_\A0  
学生：万岁！ @&%/<|4P5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. BUV4L5(  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %4t?X  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Sw$/Z)1K&  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Nl/ fvJ`4  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! H q?
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?L H[,8z  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? <|]i3_Z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ U2tgBF?)A  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! r`.Bj0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 j]`hy"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9j5|o([J  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 GoH.0eQ^  
Mother:Why ever not? dm40qj  
母亲：为什么？ [O|c3;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Qh6vH9(D  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。