School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. J4U_utp  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 G51-CLM,  
Class:Hooruy! 7
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学生：万岁！ /"m#mhL  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?z6K/'?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 |cp_V  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! XP:fL NpQ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 55UPd#
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! C!9m
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #w\x-i|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? *qAG0EM|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ vWrTB   
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! O@W/s!&lFa  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ZWzr8oY)  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ggkz fg&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?m7i7Dz   
Mother:Why ever not? 2G!z/OAj  
母亲：为什么？ H"k\(SPVS  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。