School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. NqF-[G<  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ,cC4d`  
Class:Hooruy! DK)qBxc8  
学生：万岁！ jH:*x$@ =  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. **s:H'Mw_  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }qlz^s  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #K)HuT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }y[o[>  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! TR%?U/_4;r  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 jg
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Mother:How was your first day at school? v
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  UNhD  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [yVU p+  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 xHL{3^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $@#nn5^IX  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Y*AHwc<w`  
Mother:Why ever not? \+>b W(  
母亲：为什么？ /aPq9B@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 'Kl
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母亲：为什么？ TLV)mCZ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。