School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 8nng^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 O}%ESAB  
Class:Hooruy! "b402"&  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -.r"|\1X  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )u+O~Y95&i  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (V&8 WN  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 pj<aMh  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 2Y%7.YX"  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 lX%-oRQ/os  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? xe^M2$clb\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ F53 .g/[  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! g0"xG}d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 iZ>P>x\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1X2|jj  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 kkfBVmuW  
Mother:Why ever not? k-a1^K3  
母亲：为什么？ I{[}1W3]W  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  5k@T{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。