School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ZP&iy$<L  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 rSm#/)4A  
Class:Hooruy! gQ%mVJB{(  
学生：万岁！ 8DbP$Wwi  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. C7}iwklcsa  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 hstGe>f[6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [a}Idi` K  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F[0~{*/|G  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _F^NX%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +&J1D8  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -Ekf T_  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Bsd~_y}8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %.Kr`#lCr  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ]@}hyM[D;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 3O_O5  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1!E}A!;  
Mother:Why ever not? ]=/?Ooh  
母亲：为什么？ Tn(uH17  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! /+. m.TF  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。