School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @A%`\Ea%   
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 C.Yz<?;S  
Class:Hooruy! 0 $r{h}[^c  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. UbXz`i  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xC]/i(+bA  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0o`o'ZV=c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /6fsh7 \  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! h&P[9:LH  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 N~_gT Jr~P  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? c_i;'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _`_$UMK;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! od>.
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _{8boDX#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -vQ
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m"5gzH  
Mother:Why ever not? +VDB\n  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! |gNOv;l  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。