School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. IAd^$9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 MS SHMR  
Class:Hooruy! EHe-wC  
学生：万岁！ z=k*D^X  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. qyyLU@hd  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 unL1/JY z  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Vfw +m1sS  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 RkdAzv!Y7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Y!E|X 3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 b=Sl`&A  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Dc>)js|"  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7L:R&W6  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 4d'tK^X  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ldoN!J  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. NU/~E"^I.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;v+CQx  
Mother:Why ever not? f4T-=` SO  
母亲：为什么？ '*p-`  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! skP_us~  
母亲：为什么？ >|I3h5\M  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。