School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. rm}OVL  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #->#mshd4  
Class:Hooruy! -'F? |  
学生：万岁！ E2xcd#ZD  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 0X: :<N@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Vt;!FZ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -'wFaW0%I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (;1Pgh  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!  $%5f  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 iTpU4Qsj  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [7|j:!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ { kF"<W  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! /:o (Ghc?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 !5escR!\D  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. SWZA`JVK  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 -0R;C`(!  
Mother:Why ever not? {;[W'Lc  
母亲：为什么？ yccF#zU  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \Tii S  
母亲：为什么？ 4Bc<  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。