School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fP `b>]N_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I'0@viF"Nx  
Class:Hooruy! !U~WK$BP  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. QD>"]ap,o  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 KkE9KwZ]W  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;{"+g)u  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 DY?Kfvef  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! X]dwX%:Z!j  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 '4#}e[e  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? mA=i)Ga  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Ch3jxgQY  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! oT>(V]*5  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |]X  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ikSt"}/hd  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 d>t<_}  
Mother:Why ever not? t?'!$6  
母亲：为什么？ }=]M2}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! yLQ*"sw\  
母亲：为什么？ n@,G8=J?  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。