School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0%dOi ko  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;o9ixmT<-o  
Class:Hooruy! .7  0  
学生：万岁！ 8B:y46
  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. o~)o/(>ox  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "ayV8{m^3  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! r9OgezER  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 FK593z  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?-vWNv  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 849,1n^  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D2kmBZ3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {;u,04OVK  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! PPr Pj^%z=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (8)9S6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @,TIw[p  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 fy4zBI@  
Mother:Why ever not? Q_|}~4_+  
母亲：为什么？ 8c+V$rH_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! C| ~A]wc=  
母亲：为什么？ A*?PH`bY  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。