School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @\`G & VB  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 XjZao<?u  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. J s<MJ4r>/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 OO\biYh o  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! renmz,dJ,  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 QjjJtKz  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! , HI%Xn  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Rc:cVK  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? oj(A`[  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :KV,:13`D  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -=[o{r`  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 95?5=TF  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. n?e@):  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 kk_9G-M  
Mother:Why ever not? fyg~KF}  
母亲：为什么？ "Eok;io  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Avv  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。