School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $AUC#<*C  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 X)xQKkL0  
Class:Hooruy! Y:/z)"u,C  
学生：万岁！ SV}I+O_w  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. W :jC2,s!m  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 WeE>4>^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 4E}/{1  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 tD.md_E  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! |28z4
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Mother:How was your first day at school?
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! V,fSn:8%M  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 egxh  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $uF}GP_)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >Q#_<IcI  
Mother:Why ever not? lzN\~5a}  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! fn(KmuNA  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。