School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. bR:hu}YS  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 O 9M?Wk :  
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学生：万岁！ >M##q?.  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 JBZ1DZAWC  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 4}UJBb?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F0r2=f(?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! X8R:9q_  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 vfXNN F  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ">20`Mj8  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _%\%  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 6-g>(g  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ]|=`-)AP3  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #N~1Ye  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 nG{o$v_|  
Mother:Why ever not? 5~im.XfiVx  
母亲：为什么？ 0 VG;z#{J  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :("@U,  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。