School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. G}aw{Vbg_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 # Ny  
Class:Hooruy! WVc3C-h
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. xaO9?{O  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 TJ@@kSSbl  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! `Tt}:9/3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :'aT4  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! iOpMU  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 jEj#
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Mother:How was your first day at school?  :[:5^R  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6e,|HV  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! D>9~JHB  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 tx}}Kd  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. (vm&&a@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 sS5 ]d8  
Mother:Why ever not? Rk2V[R.`S  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! DA)+)PhY7K  
母亲：为什么？ Q3MG+@)S  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。