School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wWJM./y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 O2~Q(q'   
Class:Hooruy! D'Kiy  
学生：万岁！ :<6gP(  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }vX1@n7T6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 |v"&Y  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! u0Opn
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <[z9*Tm  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )4FW~o<i  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %PM8;]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2()/l9.O'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j[$+hh3:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! FQB6`
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 :
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. o[k,{`M0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9t{Iv({6p  
Mother:Why ever not? NvJ}|w,Z  
母亲：为什么？ u:}yE^8@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! q}p (p( N  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。