School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Vr2A7kq  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gP_N|LuF"  
Class:Hooruy!  : (UK'i  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 0/HFLz'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 M9)4ihK  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Sn
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 l";Yw]:^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f' A$':Y  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 fHiL%]z  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \,S|>CPQ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9'MGv*Ho  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! N~/'EaO  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 z;JV3)E  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. zPnb_[YF  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 aRTy=~  
Mother:Why ever not? rrL.Y&DTK  
母亲：为什么？ [,Ehu<mEK  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  L<FXtBJ  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。