School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %+Z0$Q  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! {5#P1jlT  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. `[jQn;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $io-<Z#Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! H{\tQ->(2  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6@]Xw
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Y H 2iV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。
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Mother:How was your first day at school? f0IljY!.  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ d?v#gW
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 83412@&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )XnG.T{0|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2GqPS  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 28f-8B  
Mother:Why ever not? ::j'+_9  
母亲：为什么？ bsuUl*l)  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! p87s99  
母亲：为什么？ xGk@BA=0<  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。