School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ]["=K!la:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ?2;gmZd7  
Class:Hooruy! I eQF+Xz  
学生：万岁！ =z=$S]qN  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }w,^]fC:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `0]kRA8=  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %*>ee[^L ,  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3Pb]Of#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! #i#4h<R  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 {5ujKQOcR  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {"cS:u  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ?5%0zMC  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Anpx%NVo  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ypoJ4EZ(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. rv(Qz|K@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 =Ws-s f]  
Mother:Why ever not? JN9 W:X.  
母亲：为什么？ 8x`?Yc  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;ew3^i.du  
母亲：为什么？ N8<Wm>GLX~  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。