School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. D(H>R
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ,Qnd3[2[  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. h_T7% #0  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %]8qAtV^3j  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! eK!V );  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 IuRmEL_Q_  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [ zEUH:9D  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )_i qAqkS  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (m:Zk$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Oms. e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 8_6Q~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Jh?dw3Ai^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 4@ML3d/  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 frT]5?{  
Mother:Why ever not? A' /KUi  
母亲：为什么？ cdZ~2vk  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ##V5-ZG{:  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。