School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. *8I+D>x  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6 b/UFO  
Class:Hooruy! blVt:XS{,m  
学生：万岁！ d17RJW%A  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @%FLT6MY  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! h)NZG6R  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 bUcEQGHcZ=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,ORwMZtw{H  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 J2_~iC&;s  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? W5)R{w0`GD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ r 9~Wh $  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! o[A y2"e?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 /r8'stRzv  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. L2ybL#dz  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 nO\c4#ce  
Mother:Why ever not? 6x.ZS'y  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  /#FU"  
母亲：为什么？ NMy+=GZu^  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。