School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +z nlf-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "LlQl3"=  
Class:Hooruy! la<.B^  
学生：万岁！ Jy/< {7j  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. MJch Z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {Z k^J  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 27fLW&b2  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 msgR"T3'  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! jUM'f24  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 5e.aTW;U  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? MrB#=3pT  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Fn.JtIu  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 4 9N.P;b  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 B?i#m^S  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ,B'=$PO%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 dscah0T  
Mother:Why ever not? rs?Dn6:;B  
母亲：为什么？ j yD3Sa3  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! tgKr*8t{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。