School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 8`6G_:&X  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2A:&Cqo  
Class:Hooruy! WNt':w^_  
学生：万岁！ w[$oH^7  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. m6#a{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7 IJn
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )5n:UD{f[#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Q @[gj:w  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O<#8R\v  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 p5% %k-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ,Xr`tQ<@  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ bI`JG:^b  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 0 /9 C=v  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |3 Iug  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. S^
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 *?$M=tH  
Mother:Why ever not? n`@dk_%yI  
母亲：为什么？ &SNH1b#>E  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 'sNiJ>  
母亲：为什么？ Sk)lT^by  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。