School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. i>F=XE  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "D(Lp*3hj&  
Class:Hooruy! `R[Hxi  
学生：万岁！ TekUY m!G  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |mb2<!ag{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7j]v_2S`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;5Sdx5`_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 un{ZysmtB6  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! m@4Dz|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6\4-I^=B  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? qkb'@f=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ NX @FUct;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! P
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (`tRJWbdz  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -=ZL(r 1  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 .G0 N+)  
Mother:Why ever not? Luq4q95]  
母亲：为什么？ a{5SOe;;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #z `W ,^C  
母亲：为什么？ ,erw(7}'.  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。