School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. h@y>QhYU0  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $ \o)-3  
Class:Hooruy! ibG>|hV  
学生：万岁！ N0JdU4'  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^6LnB#C&  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @YG-LEh  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! UP%6s:>:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Wcm8,?*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )}t't"  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 m4Ue)  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? =)gdxywoC  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ V w58w`e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #N'9 w .  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 D{[{&1\)r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ,VSO;:Z  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 fFWi 3.  
Mother:Why ever not? cUdS{K&K  
母亲：为什么？ J_-fs#[x  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! {IaDZ/XS6  
母亲：为什么？ 4l68+  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。