School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %HVD^. V  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ) H+d.
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Class:Hooruy! ETg{yBsp  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vlAy!:CV  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 UeNF^6sWu0  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! UI_v3c3b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <dS5|||  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! J7Sx
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 u9,=po=+7f  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2;h+;G  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ MU*It"@}2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! cPSti  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pSXEJ 2k  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. g kn)V~ij  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5E0wn'  
Mother:Why ever not? )Z&HuEg{ZR  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <a fO 6?`  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。