School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. m;xa}b{(i  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Lh-Y5(c o  
Class:Hooruy! SCMvq?9  
学生：万岁！ %q;y74  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V(LfFO{^>?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ZR|s]'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Ny`SE\B+/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3@O/#CP+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~Hg*vCd ?  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 N|@tP:j  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [K4k7$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .)%,R  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~^'t70 :D  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,+v(?5[6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Mkt_pr  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 %M8Q6  
Mother:Why ever not? 6kR3[]:16v  
母亲：为什么？ Dh#5-Kf%  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  4y5Q5)j  
母亲：为什么？ S_??G:i  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。