School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. pK"iTc#\X  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +3k.xP?QS  
Class:Hooruy! ro+8d  
学生：万岁！ uO((Mg  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. O!'gylj/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 G|I}x/X"Q7  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;v!Ef"E|cV  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 gDjAnz#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $Ji;zR4,  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  w!b;.l  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? eF(oHn,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ p@?ud%  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! *Oq&g\K)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 yBCLS550  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .IsOU  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U1D;O}z~  
Mother:Why ever not? Z-L}"~  
母亲：为什么？ v=daafO  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,=[r6k<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。