School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. HT1dvC$COo  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 l%Fse&4\  
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学生：万岁！ vb80J<4  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. .P0Qs&i  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 _sCJ3ZJ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!  6@Z'fT4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 GwIfGixqH  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8bKWIN g_n  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 {"@b`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [C~)&2wh>  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {dr&46$p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! N@du.d:  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 bQ\-6dOtv  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. {ALBmSapK"  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 GO GXM4I  
Mother:Why ever not? :,z3:PL  
母亲：为什么？ _2Xu1q.6~5  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! V]PhXVJ  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。