School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. =H}x  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =}Q|#C  
Class:Hooruy! =Lnip<t>ja  
学生：万岁！ sM%l:Fv  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 8-cuaa  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 qv|}>wU  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! VN$7r  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 a=vH:D  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! WG
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Dd-a*6|x  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? C~.T[Mlu  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ kjXwVGK=P<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! s?4nR:ZC}  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 cmq4w&x/  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ou`KkY||  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。  .C5JQO  
Mother:Why ever not? zz(EH<>  
母亲：为什么？ nwqA\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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母亲：为什么？ 2uV5hSHYe  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。