School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Ps@a@d"83  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 h#ogL-UU  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Ka|WT
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Lb2bzZbhx  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e_Ue9c.}  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 8cV3VapF  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Flrpk`4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 HB}!Lf#*P  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2UPqn#.3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6  XZF8W  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! nU{}R"|  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 `*5_`^t   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9ZbT41  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 x]~{#pH@<  
Mother:Why ever not? IUt/V^  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sEQAC9M  
母亲：为什么？ #bz#&vt$  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。