School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !\.pq 2  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U6fgo3RH  
Class:Hooruy! R3&Iu=g  
学生：万岁！ 54R#W:t  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !_'ur>iR  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *VhL\IjN]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }.m<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 =QiI :|eRA  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! mQ26K~  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (b-MMr  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? k],Q9  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ NzOx0WLF  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =BAW[%1b  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ryUQU^v  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. J({Xg?  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 RF4vtQC=  
Mother:Why ever not? -23w2Qt  
母亲：为什么？ >T3-  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! {~"/Y@&]R  
母亲：为什么？ mtp+rr  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。