School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. :D4'x{#H  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 nk;^sq4M:  
Class:Hooruy! a$\Bt_  
学生：万岁！ H@b4(6  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. nok-![  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "'C5B>qO  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! N<b~,[yCd>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &8I}q]'k  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O`5hjq#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \AIFIy  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q0DRT4K  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [RY Rt/?Q  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! J=&}$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 P| hwLM  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. GG"6O_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 `:C2Cj  
Mother:Why ever not? GS7'pTsYH  
母亲：为什么？ :5BCW68le  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =k>fW7e  
母亲：为什么？ m41%?uC/  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。