School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5@n|uJA  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !uA'0U?ky  
Class:Hooruy! N:EljzvP}  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;Mr Q1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 3TN'1D ei  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! g@]1H41  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 < B!f;  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^c"\%!w"O  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |BO5<`&I  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0|{":i_s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! |=W>4>  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 X.rbJyKe  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @;[.#hK  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ) urUaE  
Mother:Why ever not? 8:]5H}Hi  
母亲：为什么？ -CPLgT  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! dhuIVBp!!e  
母亲：为什么？ }@53*h i(  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。