School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. UjQi9ELoJ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 g/m%A2M&aH  
Class:Hooruy! ;hp?wb  
学生：万岁！ +Pm}_"GU  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^7% KS  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @g'SH:}  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [-Dl,P=  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 />9?/&N6"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! S}cm.,/w  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 UZ+FV;<  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? i bwnK?ZA  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8"g.Z*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3_tO  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ul$YV9[\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. JOIbxU{U_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :#QYwb~  
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母亲：为什么？ }]H_|V*f  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @E$PjdB5M  
母亲：为什么？ \}e1\MiZ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。