School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. HX.K{!
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 c|%5SA  
Class:Hooruy!
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 T
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! JKK
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \Vv)(/q{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! H:
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 M_O$]^I3w  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? NO/$}vw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 52^3N>X4X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! N+V#=Uy  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Ob%iZ.D|3<  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \*PE#RB#6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ||2%N/?  
Mother:Why ever not? uWGp>;meO  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! TaF*ZT2  
母亲：为什么？ n4?;!p<F  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。