School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. P5G0fq7  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 9-{.WZ  
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学生：万岁！ 6*$A/D  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?r)>SB3(e  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ZB$yEW]]~  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +6+1N)L  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Kn1u1@&Xd  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ZBU<L+#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 krlebPs[  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? oMM@{Jp  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ suaP'0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! uj%]+Llxv  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 KDP&I J  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. AGwdM-$iT  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Oel%lY}m3  
Mother:Why ever not? P^q!Pye  
母亲：为什么？ 2Nm{.Y  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! oWDn_GnG`h  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。