School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. (0.JoeA`y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /L@6Ae  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. bZK^q B  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 pjFj{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 01uj-!D$@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 z"QXPIXPk  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! v\qyDZVV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 fX6pW%Q'6  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [p}~M-$V8Y  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ e"XolM0IM  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Wm5[+z|2?9  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 QnS#"hc\a  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. F:[[
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ]` A*7  
Mother:Why ever not? VM\\.L  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! vv<\LN0  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。