School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /lc4oXG8  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 oKPG0iM:  
Class:Hooruy! ~bgM*4GW  
学生：万岁！ 6|1*gl1_LD  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4p>,
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Tzfk_h3hE  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! /{-J_+u*%  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 -`PLewvX  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !y3X
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 3o#K8EL  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0hq\{pw_y*  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8TYoa:pZ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! <m%ZDOMa  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 m" ]VQnQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^j2z\yo  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 H:mcex  
Mother:Why ever not? u|(Iu}sE=  
母亲：为什么？ b\H,+|i
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 9jllW[`2F  
母亲：为什么？ xj JoWB  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。