School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. P.g./8N`z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Nq^o8q_  
Class:Hooruy!  Hyenn  
学生：万岁！ ,Z :2ba  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. eD3\>Y.z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]&B/rSC  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Z-pZyDz  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! mey -Bn  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 YXmy-o>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Yt{Z+.;9OI  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5\O&pz@D  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {5HQ=&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^|vP").aQm  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. lp5'-Jo  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 k^cnNx  
Mother:Why ever not? O'xp"e,  
母亲：为什么？ =3rf}bl2  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :oYSvK7>  
母亲：为什么？ *-.`Q  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。