School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. I_Q'+d  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ws@;2?%A  
Class:Hooruy! <S<(wFE@4  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Y>r9"X|&H  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 #8cY,%<S]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9M<{@<]dm  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 tT'+3  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! qm2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 v*kTTaU&  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? F4@``20|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ smJ%^'x
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lj(}{O  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 dx?4)lb  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. zGF_c9X  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 .>_p7=a  
Mother:Why ever not? y]yp8Bs+  
母亲：为什么？ 1t6VS3  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5#~u U  
母亲：为什么？ qdWsP9}q  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。