School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3P Twpq1  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 AC3K*)`E  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 7|PpAvMF  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 iQ*JU2;7t  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \*6%o0c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (xK=/()}q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `m<l8'g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 KL*ZPKG  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ~$#DB@b  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ KXcG;b[7n  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! D9e"E1f+"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +^<CJNDL9  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. J5k\R+\H  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5ej
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Mother:Why ever not? 8gJ"7,}-'  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! `j[)iok  
母亲：为什么？ n?&G>`u*  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。