School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6j Rewj  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I|l5e2j  
Class:Hooruy! mX%T"_^  
学生：万岁！ pr[V*C/  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {DD #&B  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! d`,z4_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,A5}HRW%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! i#aKW'  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 o)GesgxFa5  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ f
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! /:v}Ni"6nF  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 !sp`oM  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #uV J  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;9Qxq]
 
Mother:Why ever not? |~@yXc5a  
母亲：为什么？ P!SsMo6n  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! V,%K"b=  
母亲：为什么？ IE3GZk+a~  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。