School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fDfph7[)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a`#lYM%(>  
Class:Hooruy! `XK\', }F  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. nqUn
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 r<!nU&FPD:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $ B&ZnZ?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F`x_W;\  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! g)r{LxT#+  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 =RRv& "2r  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? S2*sh2-&6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ U0:*?uA.  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ew|Z<(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 GWPBP-)0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ; YQB  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 g@4~,  
Mother:Why ever not? [R%*C9Y d  
母亲：为什么？ ,@?9H ~\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! rXD:^wUSc  
母亲：为什么？ ,h'Q  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。