School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. xx>hJ!  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 RC[Sa wA  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. OqIXFX"  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 5N$XY@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! r9&m^,U  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 yD7}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! x1#>"z7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7~QI4'e  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 4>0q0}J=5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 0=3)`v{S@  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! j;y~vX b  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 M yHv>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. v;e8W9M  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Jg[Ao#,==  
Mother:Why ever not? =/46;844T  
母亲：为什么？ >":xnX#  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! X2Z)> 10  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。