School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. l5k?De_(x  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 NYB "jKMk  
Class:Hooruy! . I==-|  
学生：万岁！ Vb!O8xV4;+  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. c-B/~&  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 R0wf#%97  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! g^l RG3a  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Ur!~<4GO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! eT[&L @l]b  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %>zjGF<
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^DB{qU  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ nw:-J1kWR  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7V7zGx+Z7  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?/hZb"6W  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. JYb}Zw;  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2/ rt@{V(  
Mother:Why ever not? ~wm;;#_O  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +kK  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。