School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `^JJ&)4iv  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 wFh8?Z3u_  
Class:Hooruy! }T^cEfX  
学生：万岁！ =;a!u  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Di_2Plo)4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 5wao1sd#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [H\:pP8t  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 54;J8XT7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! WL,&-*JAW  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 rB~W Iu  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6Tw#^;q-  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <:/&&@2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! &;,,H
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1(Y7mM8\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. aJL^AG  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 AsS$C&^  
Mother:Why ever not? r)9Dy,  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B_U{ s\VY  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。