School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. C,A!tj7@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /2;dH]o0  
Class:Hooruy! s.yq}Q  
学生：万岁！ (*6m^  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. p^1zIC>F  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 PS=e\(6QC  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 c,y|c`T 2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %MJL5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 bLgL0}=n  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D|d4:;7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ B<|VeU  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! *Jvxs R'a1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p%q.*trUb9  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ia629gi5s  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 `)R?nVb  
Mother:Why ever not? AF^T~?t  
母亲：为什么？ RU2c*q$^X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! xvU]jl6d  
母亲：为什么？ d0(Cn}m"c  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。