School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "Ot{^_e  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #!d]PH746  
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学生：万岁！ .Cr1,Po  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &<h?''nCy  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o+^Eu}[.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! P)IjL&[  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 b~as64  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;[~^(. f  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 'w6hW7"L  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w_H2gaQ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ oCA(FQ6  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >0V0i%inmF  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 0n5!B..m}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2 `&<bt[g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 G>0)I  
Mother:Why ever not? f".q9{+p,  
母亲：为什么？ ue9h   
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! u _X}-U  
母亲：为什么？ ^j iE9k)  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。