School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. rcUXYJCh-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 C 7)w8y  
Class:Hooruy! X#KC<BXw,  
学生：万岁！ >6ul\xMU  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. v|:2U8YREf  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 eHUr!zH:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =~M%zdIXv  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <WN?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :r%Hsur(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 <smi<syx  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? o";5@NH  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ UruD&=AMK  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! es}j6A1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 %a-*Ku  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. T=6fZ;7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 K?[*9Q'\  
Mother:Why ever not? Ml`tDt|;  
母亲：为什么？ R[Y]B$XO  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :<$B o  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。