School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. krr-ZiK  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s;_#7x#  
Class:Hooruy! G{:af:5Fo  
学生：万岁！ UOLTCp?M;J  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. S0.- >"L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1RI#kti-"  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! U=c5zrs  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^b"
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! OP|.I._I  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 xyS2_Q  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? KMpDlit  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ np`gcj#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ;Z!~A"~$>
 
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  '{j
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. uFrJ:l+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 A{i][1N  
Mother:Why ever not? U9@t?j_#X{  
母亲：为什么？ Lem\UD$D`  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! (:&&;]sI  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。