School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. v] m`rV8S[  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 EiyHZ  
Class:Hooruy! <q&i"[^M  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {!!8 *ix  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (`R heEg@f  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! xqauSW  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 d ]#`?}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [<>%I#7ulG  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  @l&{ j  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? NceK>::56  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n]>L"D,  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! |3hNTH?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Ix~rBD9  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2tQ?=V(Di  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 _{GD\Ai_W  
Mother:Why ever not? 9V;A+d,  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! E5
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。