School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. r<VZEbm)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a~q_2S]h  
Class:Hooruy! nGQc;p5;  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,5!&}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 eRU0gvgLu"  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! w0qrh\3du  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `EKmp|B_p_  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! G&,1 NjSi  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 I@Cq<:+(3  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? qE B3Y54+  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ sZe$?k|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! T8<pb^#  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 .5L|(B=
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. paKur%2u  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 0RHKzk6~c  
Mother:Why ever not? `9;0Y  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %+ln_lgD:  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。