School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.  ,<U  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;9hS_%ldX4  
Class:Hooruy! __[bKd.  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V@\A<q%jTs  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 e%^PVi  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8jz7t:0  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /<CgSW}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! lLN5***47J  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [y(<1]i-a  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {emym$we
 
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ x,#?  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -S 0dr8E  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 z W*Z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `\Te,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 d#:7V%]dp  
Mother:Why ever not? {r_x\VC=p  
母亲：为什么？ :Kk+wp}f#  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $pj;CoPm  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。