School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?ehUGvV2  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 G}`Hu_ [\)  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @qB1:==@7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gal.<SVW  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! HNV"'p;  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 k^\>=JTq=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 6zJ>n~&(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 z.*=3   
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Mother:How was your first day at school? vLh,dzuo  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 67dp)X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! si|b>R&Z  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 cz$q~)I$  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1ogh8%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Z#|IMmT;*=  
Mother:Why ever not? M2y"M,k4  
母亲：为什么？ =#{i;CC%  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *M()z.N  
母亲：为什么？ b+mh9q'5E  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。