School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. d6??OO=~>M  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #i*PwgC%_  
Class:Hooruy! \O,yWyU4  
学生：万岁！ T#I}w\XlhP  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4+p1`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ^q%f~m,O<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7Xh @%[   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 )"2eN3H/  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,4-],~T  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 x'6i9]+r  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? >f1fvv
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `JGW8
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %t74*cX  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 M[-/&;`f@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. t!B,%,Dp  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 J'WOqAnPZ  
Mother:Why ever not? 1r*@1y<0"  
母亲：为什么？ VuK>lY&  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 0r!F]Rm-^  
母亲：为什么？ p`52  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。