School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. L|Gk}n  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #)eJz1~  
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学生：万岁！ SPm5tU  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. e
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 i(;u6Rk  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! H%gD[!^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 HWAqJb [  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! e-av@a3
  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 s+~Slgl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? c&W.slE6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7VBw@Rh  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7anpz%  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 31;T$5v1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ==r|]~x  
Mother:Why ever not? NX",e=  
母亲：为什么？ !\ukb  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 6-YR'ikU  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。