School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /w2IL7}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 NA/Sv"7om  
Class:Hooruy! !VrBoU4<d  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Aqg$q* Y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4xFAFK~lx
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Gt!Hm(  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 0{?%"t\/f  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <!|=_W6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 td#m>S  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ eMH\]A~v"  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _,-\;  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mj9]M?]  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ew9MWlk  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Yt4v}{+  
Mother:Why ever not? a$6pA@7}  
母亲：为什么？ q#Ik3 5  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! o`}8ZtD  
母亲：为什么？ _)#~D*3  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。