School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. }Wlm#t  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =-bGH   
Class:Hooruy! ^Y%'"QwJS  
学生：万岁！ _+7+90u  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \rj>T6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %plu]^Vy  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +$}3=n34)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^%n]_[RUn4  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! mO=A50_&,Q  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 l*>,K2F  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? FMOO  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H@xHkqan  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! O=[Q>\p  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;9CbioO
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Z;O!KsJ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 o:'@|(&<  
Mother:Why ever not? }_Ci3|G>%D  
母亲：为什么？ 0QP=$X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! htT9Hrx  
母亲：为什么？ o|$r;<o3R  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。