School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. d;boIP`M;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~vm%6CABM  
Class:Hooruy! Z^3rLCa  
学生：万岁！ Fs9!S a7v  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?9 <:QE;I>  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ]_f_w9]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! W+I!q:p4H  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /:m->
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! em%4Ap  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Ni9/}bb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -_=nDH  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ,LHn90S  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3c-GY:VkLM  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <sb~ ^B  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. f\|w'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 n@<YI  
Mother:Why ever not? }|h# \$w  
母亲：为什么？ Ua
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! I fK,b*%  
母亲：为什么？ f z'@_4hg  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。