School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;NzS;C'  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 vs~lyM/  
Class:Hooruy! r 2L=gI  
学生：万岁！ D1VM_O  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. p~w|St7jg  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 #yVMC;J?W  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! @UidQX"b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 N>}2&'I  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [5Dg%?x  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #UpxF?A(  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? cWA$O*A  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =wy
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 c_r&)8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. b|HH9\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [d_sd  
Mother:Why ever not? zsx12b^w  
母亲：为什么？ 1#3 Qa{i  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! BsX# ~  
母亲：为什么？ SLze) ?.  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。