School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Y$^x.^dT,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 CfMq?.4%E}  
Class:Hooruy! &FWPb#  
学生：万岁！ _v=@MOI/J  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. qAH@)}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 HQ%-e5Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! nL}bCX{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 mT.p-C  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! IJ^KYho  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 <v?9:}  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5Wj+ey^^w  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ]MkZ1~f7  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! '676\2.  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 #@,39!;,:O  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. /Yk2 |L  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :&=TE2  
Mother:Why ever not? L~1u?-zu  
母亲：为什么？ >4a@rT/  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .>0e?A4,5?  
母亲：为什么？ "(}xIsy  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。