School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. uBC#4cX`D*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !.4q{YWcYk  
Class:Hooruy! ')2LP;(  
学生：万岁！ \Il?$Kb/  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. fl4'dv  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 c{x:'@%/s'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3J3wKw!`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <u?\%iJ"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!  _BCq9/  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ws U@hqS  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? bJeF1LjS  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ S]4!uv^y  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Le,;)N
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 5)->.*G*  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6;M{suG|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 w.+G+r=  
Mother:Why ever not? { / ,?3  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! H}8kku>7  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。