School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ko>SnE|w#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #AFr@n  
Class:Hooruy! 0+m"eGwTm  
学生：万岁！ (<=qW_iW  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. lD _  u  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! --dGN.*xb4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 dPPe_% Ilr  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! /Vg R[  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 mv)M9c,`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #B&D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 72@8M  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \Llrs-0 M  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ak;fCx&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. tQF7{F-}  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 k$7-F3  
Mother:Why ever not? jCtl ]  
母亲：为什么？ r9yUye}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <xOpm8  
母亲：为什么？ 8L|rj4z<#  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。