School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $e
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \(bML#I  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !xK`:[B  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1%6}m`3  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! oFV>b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w#,C{6  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !(Y23w*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~dK)U*Q  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ L%JmdY;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! m>6,{g
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 puz~Rfn#*  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. igsJa1F  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :WTO*M  
Mother:Why ever not? }4kd=]Nk  
母亲：为什么？ NQ!jkojD  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! b{t'Doe  
母亲：为什么？ Kuy,qZv!"  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。