School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \ElX~$fS  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 O]=C#E{  
Class:Hooruy! ?C;JJ#Ho  
学生：万岁！ UVX"fZ)  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. IsYP0(L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (Pi-uL<[a  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?ApRJm:T  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 mvTb~)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cH"@d^"+q|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X , ZeD  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? H?:Jq\Ba0  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 4#rAm"H  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7kz-V.  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 TlPVHJyt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Yo2Trh  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 tV`&-
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Mother:Why ever not? ^ }#f()  
母亲：为什么？ 7:o+iP46  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _Y-$}KwY!  
母亲：为什么？ ]h@{6N'oNS  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。