School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. bLTX_ R  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 M5[#YG'FlQ  
Class:Hooruy! "eoPG#]&  
学生：万岁！ ||2%N/?  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. :WH{wm|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *K>2B99TXu  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! /&?ei*z  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 va~:Ivl-)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! gy1kb,MO  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )YCH>Za  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? /3+E-|4s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *{JD=ua  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =5:vKL j  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 7d{xXJ-  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 5m;pHgkb  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [)IaXa  
Mother:Why ever not? 3b?-83a  
母亲：为什么？ ,:.8s>+i  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <-d-. 8  
母亲：为什么？ c5CxR#O  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。