School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. *-E'$  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 5d-rF:#  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Bt(nm>Ng  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Sb}=j;F  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %kP=VUXj  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F><ficT  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]UGk"s5A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 h1$75E?,  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? c/l^;6O/!\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ \4O_@d`A  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! C>QWV[F  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 bzECNi5^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. n(
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \Qf2:[-V0  
Mother:Why ever not? W<$!H V$  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! :BB=E'293  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。