School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Y+}OClS  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !#l0@3  
Class:Hooruy!
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学生：万岁！ K7n;Zb:BR  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }D8~^  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 q\-xg*'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Xd90n>4S  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 l;"ub^AH  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! pIM*c6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6C@0[Q\ER  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )1X' W  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ xP<H,og&x=  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! KE&InTM/j  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 gs^UR6 D,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. D>!v_v6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 'd~, o[x  
Mother:Why ever not? 2_B;  
母亲：为什么？ ZlwcwoPib  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! vr8J*36{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。