School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. apz)4%A  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |n*nByL/  
Class:Hooruy! 50<QF  
学生：万岁！ QfdATK P  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. S.4gfY  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +D3w2C
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]!um}8!}  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 IqA'Vz,lL  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! IBT1If3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (dH "b *  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? S6<z2-y  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ QWncKE,O$  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! wr) \G
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 v,[E*qMN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. pO_$8=G+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。
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Mother:Why ever not? l_2B  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *^+]`S  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。