School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. q TN)2G   
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gVR]z9  
Class:Hooruy! H=f|X<8  
学生：万岁！ &|RTLGwX  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. wD{c$TJ?{F  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gJrWewEe  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .PR+_a-X  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 02*qf:kTnA  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! #qDm)zCM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6j6;lNUc  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6},[HpXRc4  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |Rhqi  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Rc1k_fZ}  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |}UkVLc_^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. P}A!C9Frh  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 N8#j|yf  
Mother:Why ever not? 9jEH"`qqk  
母亲：为什么？ A( vdlj  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! }b&S3?ONt  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。