School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ]NuY{T&:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I4  Tc&b  
Class:Hooruy! )wpBxJ;dB}  
学生：万岁！ /+sn-$/"i  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. iyu%o9_0  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7-w +/fv  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .pi#Z/v  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }&rf'E9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! fbwo2qe@K  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^P:9iu)+]~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _myam3[W  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (~}yt.7K  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 20zIO.&o  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. //Hn[wEOh  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 -YA1Uk  
Mother:Why ever not? Kdx?s;i  
母亲：为什么？ f&8&UL>e`  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5p94b*l  
母亲：为什么？ ilayU  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。