School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Bn]=T  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E_=F'sP?  
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学生：万岁！ ]Kq<U%x$  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 9iG&9tB@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 C})Dvh  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! T]wI)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 1M&Lb.J6  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! >Y08/OAI.2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 YAc:QVT87  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \eKXsO"d  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 1.+O2qB  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! }%Mdf6LS64  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 M v(Pp  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. N] sbI)Z@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 &AJ bx  
Mother:Why ever not? Y|LL]@Lv  
母亲：为什么？ k";dK*hD,  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! C!^A\T7p  
母亲：为什么？ MOQ6&C`7q  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。