School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. mBAI";L3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $!?tJ@{  
Class:Hooruy! FCr^D$_w  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *s=jKV
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 p*'%<3ml  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Xa
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 1')_^
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! h)NZG6R  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 H$@5\pP>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6@rebe!&=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {M_*hR;lL  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! $`a>y jma  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _L^(CFE  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^ ,cwm:B@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 t| cL!  
Mother:Why ever not? nt:d,H<p  
母亲：为什么？ )01,3J>#  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _8z gaA  
母亲：为什么？ #$dEg  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。