School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 8w$q
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Class:Hooruy! HfPu~P  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ym8pB7E7%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 KG=57=[  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! P~*'/!@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &0`i(l4]l  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f+lPQIB  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 CjGQ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \<HY'[gr  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %i.Prckrb  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! &^7(?C'u  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 W2&(:C8V@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. (
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 )x<BeD  
Mother:Why ever not? @A|#/]S1  
母亲：为什么？ r&+w)U~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  [a_o3  
母亲：为什么？ #||D,[ _=+  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。