School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. rfZg  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 4xFAFK~lx
 
Class:Hooruy! q?L*Luu+  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n iB<h  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 &;GoCU Le  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7bJM $   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ~ r$I&8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! y92<(ziaX)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 nXxnyom,  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Ww{-(Ktx  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %u]>K(tU  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! BMhuM~?(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ab6D&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. qEjsAL  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 uQWd`7  
Mother:Why ever not? wp-3U}P2(  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! e9B$"_ &2  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。