School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wBCBZs$H  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U!b~
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. eI
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ZdJQ9y  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! uCjbb  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Ssd7]G+n:  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !DBaC%TGC  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 GLA4O)  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3oC^"723  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <z QUa  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! "y-/ 9C  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Tffdm  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ejpSbVJ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }
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Mother:Why ever not? /Z2 g>  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! es1'z.UJ  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。