School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. n?P 5pJ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $?/Xk%d+  
Class:Hooruy! @)2V"FE4i  
学生：万岁！
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,~j$rs`Z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Q~w G(0'8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #G!Adj+p5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 'MdE}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! tzW<&^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 iQ]c k-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $m: a-.I  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n8O
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w)m0Z4*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9-E>n)  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9;v"bcQ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 V+a%,sI  
Mother:Why ever not? *r?51
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母亲：为什么？ + $a:X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Obc3^pV&  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。