School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ 9;'>\ImI  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. GZ-n! ^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 aa'0EU:  
Class:Hooruy! (*c`<|)  
学生：万岁！ -#:Y+"'  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. xNkwTDN5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u:p:*u_^I  
[7CH(o1a&  
7zi^{]  
~j\;e  
9'1;-^U1  
`RL(N4H  
㈡ `-E.n'+  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _j|n}7a  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @vDgpb@TM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 1-ndJ@Wlz  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X_EC:GU  
=[43y%   
gs)%.k[BqG  
㈢ GHJQ d&G8G  
Mother:How was your first day at school? jtlDSf#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ fNmG`Ke  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! a93d'ZE-X  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 0VWCm( f-  
P,+0   
2t~7eI%d  
㈣ O=9VX  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. p>w~T#17  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 WL*W=(  
Mother:Why ever not? cfQh  
母亲：为什么？ }r\SP3  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \3@2rW"5  
母亲：为什么？ Z{|.xgsY  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。