School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Js,.$t  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~HX'8\5  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4=;`\-7!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。  %B#8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9\R+g5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 DB+.<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! yu'@gg(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 O/f+B}W  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9C1\?)"D^e  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ l9$"zEC  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !2g*=oY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Y{dj~}mM+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @yn1#E,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;U<rFs40  
Mother:Why ever not? Qnv)\M1  
母亲：为什么？ 5q.)K f+  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! zAd%dbU|  
母亲：为什么？ )>^!X$`3  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。