School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. v[Q)cqj/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J3:P/n&  
Class:Hooruy! tH_#q"@)  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. L+I[yJY:!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Q~xR'G[N  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e\yj>tQJg  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Bs##3{ylu  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! AP@xZ%;K  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 N.64aL|1  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -g@pJ^>:  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ hA@X;Mh^w  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Gi<f/xQk>  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 vi5~Rd`  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. qL'3MY.!  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 I[4E?  
Mother:Why ever not? y:,{U*49  
母亲：为什么？ R(zsn;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! wz, \zh  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。