School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. R>&8%%#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 G;[O~N3n.  
Class:Hooruy! ~6O~Fth  
学生：万岁！ 9KJ}A
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !g)rp`?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,)TnIByM  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! i\DU<lD5VN  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 lOe|]pQ.,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =FiO{Aw`N  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 suFk<^3  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^ZRZ0:rZ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ GZn=Hgv8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! K_:2sDCaN  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |b^UPrz)VS  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .!i`YT*jF
 
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 wa`c3PQGu  
Mother:Why ever not? >p;&AaXkoG  
母亲：为什么？ _ yDDPuAi  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! f|F=)tJO  
母亲：为什么？ JY;u<xl  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。