School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. igNZe."V  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2i+'?.P  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. kj(Ko{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,3^gB,ka  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $Iuf(J-5[  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 p"9
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! yRQR@  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 PZn[Yb:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (;1FhIi&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :[#g_*G@p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #V4kT*2P)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 U1?*vwfKZ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Rpit>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 cr!6qv1  
Mother:Why ever not? =$`xis\  
母亲：为什么？ _akC^hT  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! f&+=eUp  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。