School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;O=h$8]  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Vfs$VY2.  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7$uJ7`e  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kfrY1  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `8g7q 5  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <"tDAx  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 I.jZ wW!r  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? H3KTir"on  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ $dg9z}D  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 B!S167Op  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }*wLEa  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 B#l?IB~  
Mother:Why ever not? ${r[!0|  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! mOBACTY^  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。