School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. c:sk1I,d~^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 L&h90Az1W  
Class:Hooruy! $jgEB+  
学生：万岁！ )0p7d:%mV  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. dSw%Qv*y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >.f'_2#Z&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \S`|7JYW  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 8S*W+l19f  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %:hU:+G E  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 v\
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Mother:How was your first day at school? sDzlNMr?P+  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ BP`'1Ns  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Fy
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 PcK;L
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 'SE?IE{  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 tX *}l|;(  
Mother:Why ever not? Ec;{N  
母亲：为什么？ l&4+v.zr  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -P'KpX:]hd  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。