School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ^5E:hW[*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~t+T5`K  
Class:Hooruy! pTeN[Yu?  
学生：万岁！ 2P,%}Ms  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2`dKnaF|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 C*X=nezq  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Tfq7<<0$N  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +h]~m_O  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! PPA
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 mP*Ct6628n  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? "
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ D?.H|%  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Y~TD)c=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;{lb_du2:  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @#r6->%W  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 J5!-<oJ/  
Mother:Why ever not? y g:&cIr,  
母亲：为什么？ #_SsSD=.Sy  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -xXdT$Xd  
母亲：为什么？ WhT5NE9t  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。