School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. )}!Z^ND*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 oz8z%*9(  
Class:Hooruy! #Sg< 9xsW  
学生：万岁！ [pY1\$,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. dMd2a4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 FT'2J  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! QH>e_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3[{RH*nHD  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! *C~$<VYI  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2.p?gRO  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? e};\"^HH  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 'v^Zterr  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! dgEH]9j&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 2K:Rrn/cR  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `/"*_AKAI  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 57|RE5]|!  
Mother:Why ever not? 1ze\ U>  
母亲：为什么？ }+@GgipyO.  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2/dvCt6 N  
母亲：为什么？ #jqcUno  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。