School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6kKIDEX  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -`
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Class:Hooruy! 
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学生：万岁！ Wel-a< e  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =8fp4#]7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (Y!@,rKd  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 'zZN]P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 X%S?o  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! q?{wRBVVB  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Qg9 N?e{z  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $GYcZN&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ IiIF4 pQ,  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Dw?nf  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~k4S~!(U0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *K'(t  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;2-,Xzz8  
Mother:Why ever not? 8AVM(d@  
母亲：为什么？ DnP>ed"M!  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! HkD6aJ:kA!  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。