School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. o<iU;15  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 O) T
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Class:Hooruy! _si5z  
学生：万岁！ @tPr\F  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. c{dabzLy  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 _;U%`/T b  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \K~wsu/?`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 MoQ\~/Z|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! |IV7g*J89  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 F~qZIggD  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? j}B86oX  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ yci}#,nb  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Rzh.zvxTp  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 kxd
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $Hj;i/zD  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r#2Fk&Z9  
Mother:Why ever not? Z~QLjv&$/r  
母亲：为什么？ |dbKK\ X9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! tK .1 *  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。