School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $.R$I&U  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \! Os!s  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !\JG]2 \  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 OQ 5{#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! j8M}
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $Etf'.  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ([_ls8  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @,CCwiF'q  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _p?lRU8  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ tB&D~M6[  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! BEg%u)"([  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 `8xmMA_l  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 0+P_z(93?  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 <uU AAHi  
Mother:Why ever not? ZajQ B  
母亲：为什么？ sw'20I  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! R/~j <.s3P  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。