School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. zePVB-@u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "SJp9s3  
Class:Hooruy! [KR|m,QWp  
学生：万岁！ *pK bMG#  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. `U?" {;j {  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 n!z7N3Ak>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &TJMopVn  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 I .jB^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Y"6 '  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 3eT5~Lbs  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (k/[/`3ST  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ U l8G R  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! "Zm**h.t  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 & mwQj<Z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .'foS>W=t  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 tl
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Mother:Why ever not? XrP'FLY o  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! p}H:t24Cr5  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。