School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?xzDz  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 NE-c[|rq  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. qUG)+~g`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Z(o]8*;Ai  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^a;412  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 C)+%9Edg  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !R1OSVFp  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ddvtBAX  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #:}mi;{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (Z at|R.F  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! hE}y/A[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9I*`~il>{  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ya/pn qS  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 0tP{
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Mother:Why ever not? @z7$1pl}  
母亲：为什么？ .jbT+hhM  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! (KdP^.7  
母亲：为什么？ Z}$1~uyw  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。