School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0YsN82IDD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J T0,Z  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. S3JygN*  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 dKN3ZCw*gF  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! !A ydhe  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5e~{7{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! bW 79<T'+  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ko7-%+0|]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? dA MilTo  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7HR%rO?'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7=M'n;!Mh  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 A)`fD %+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. )uv$tnP*  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lG^mW\O  
Mother:Why ever not? L-X _b3E\  
母亲：为什么？ #D*J5k>2  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *7D$;?"  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。