School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -qRO}EF  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 p=J9N-EM  
Class:Hooruy! ,<?M/'4}G  
学生：万岁！ ^o*$+DbC  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. zs@[!?A,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 d@t3C8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! gedk  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %epK-q9[  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9CTvG zkw  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 $U/_8^6B0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Vl+,OBy  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ cZXra(AD  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !4G<&hvb  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 H=k*;'  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. +,
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 mg^\"GC*8  
Mother:Why ever not? #`H^8/!e  
母亲：为什么？ wh;E\^',n  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! in6iJ*E@'  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。