School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. HLl"=m1/>  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 i [6oqZ  
Class:Hooruy! .'S_
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学生：万岁！
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. P(i E"KH;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 (+
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! BV]$= e'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 wQ\bGBks  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =[`gfw  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;>jOB>b{h  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? uar[D|DcD"  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -FQS5Zb.!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! poXT)2^)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 MMf_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. =v~$&@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @<44wMp  
Mother:Why ever not? Z^GXKOeq  
母亲：为什么？ h($Jo  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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母亲：为什么？ {0Ej*%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。