School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. uXJ;A *  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ZQ%'`q\c  
Class:Hooruy!  ~-_kM  
学生：万岁！ Gi?/C&1T  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. rrBsb -
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xSsa(b  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! NV72  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 g(qJN<RC/  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! jHE}qE~>5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 S >X:ZYYC  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? M/>7pZW  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ hKLCJ#
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! |,gc_G  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 2Mc3|T4)U  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [q
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Ui_8)z _  
Mother:Why ever not? |ef7bKU8  
母亲：为什么？ eTI%^d|  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \r^qL^  
母亲：为什么？ }Gz~nf%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。