School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. uqZ3Hyb  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 BKb<2  
Class:Hooruy! X;EJ&g/  
学生：万岁！ d*-Xuv  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. uiMIz?+  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 qgexb\x\4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! fPz=KoN  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,nYZxYLf+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `d`&R.'  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ETelbj;0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 78w4IICk  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _85E=  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! OqEHM%j  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 =t.F2'<[Z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. C->[$HcRa  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 v>k b^38  
Mother:Why ever not? u'Pn(A@1R  
母亲：为什么？ rgn|24x  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +V89J!7  
母亲：为什么？ ^Kum%<[i  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。