School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 7b(r'b@N  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 PQ"v  
Class:Hooruy! Wqe0
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学生：万岁！ 8aVj@x$'  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Z& bIjp  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! gH0Rd WX  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 [@0Hmd7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! EE*FvI`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X3l6b+p  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `m\ ?gsw7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %V92q0XW  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! x) R4_3  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 *Tq7[v{0*|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^geY Ay  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 FZN}T{<  
Mother:Why ever not? 5G=fJAG  
母亲：为什么？ ZBjb f_M:  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O*9d[jw[  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。