School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. i`3h\ku  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 b'9\j.By  
Class:Hooruy! <9JI@\>  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. .E'Tfa  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 CdCo+U5z{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! f}JiYZ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 h0}=C_.^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F)ak5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 A>@ i TI  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? P.L$qe>O  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ J1@X6U!{  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! .TcsXYL.`,  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pFfd6P  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !c}?u_Z/  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ldd|"[Ds  
Mother:Why ever not? ]ZV.@%+  
母亲：为什么？ v6Vieo=  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 0E*q-$P  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。