School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0(#HMBE
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^zkTV_,cRp  
Class:Hooruy! Yu=4j9e_mG  
学生：万岁！ on(P  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Qfo'w%px  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 vFY/o,b \  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :xZ/c\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 AoyU1MR(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! A@*P4E`xp  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?@Z~i]gE[V  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? |GE3.g  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;&e5.K+.Z  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >=^g%K$L6J  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 YD2M<.U  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. wRf_IBhCd  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 I%%\;Dy  
Mother:Why ever not? #0`2wuo {  
母亲：为什么？ CZE5RzG  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %Z&[wU~  
母亲：为什么？ 8<3J!X+  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。