School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !o:RIwS3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 vjZX8KAiZ  
Class:Hooruy! 0UWLs_k:  
学生：万岁！ W}WGg|ug  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. )+oDa{dZ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1<<`T%&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0$}+tq+  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 uc=-+*D'I  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0l.+yr}PE  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -q(,}/Xf  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? E} Uy-  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }/(fe`7:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ?*4&Z.~J  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 = Yh>5A  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 3UD_2[aqN(  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f Nm Sx  
Mother:Why ever not? sUfH1w)0  
母亲：为什么？ !7AW_l9`i  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! HP.
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母亲：为什么？ 6;I&{9  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。