School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,Lt[\_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |)G<,FJQE_  
Class:Hooruy! Xry47a )  
学生：万岁！ RFH0  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. l@:0e]8|o  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $mB;K]m  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]+$?u&0?w  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。  Mc}^LDX  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Tb-F]lg$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -`t^7pr  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? m#F`] {  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9)=ctoZ'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ei{eTp4HpV  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  f V(J|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. OUXR  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。  rXU\  
Mother:Why ever not? +t;7tQDVB  
母亲：为什么？ Xs?o{]Fe  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! "wHFN>5B  
母亲：为什么？ ~3 bPIg7D  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。