School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. A(2_hl-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 0]?} kY  
Class:Hooruy! #g*U\y  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. VliX'.-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 0B#9CxU%  
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 =/Pmi_  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \B) a57  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 mI
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q&OF?z7H  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ S7]\tw_L)  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! EITA[Ba B`  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 L)W1bW}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @TF^6)4f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Uyf<:8U\  
Mother:Why ever not? L[o;@+32  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! vaN}M)W/  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。