School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. R6+)&:Ab{R  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 XcVN{6-z  
Class:Hooruy! va6Fp2n<1*  
学生：万岁！ .uuhoqG0  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >t+U`6xK  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =@HS  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! L:$4o  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Bm$|XS3cD  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! l4bytI{63  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ig,.>'+l  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? <xI<^r'C9e  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ jm}CrqU  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! cHjQwl  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 R'>!1\?Iq  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. =8AT[.Hh  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 wZqYtJ  
Mother:Why ever not? "H-s_Y#  
母亲：为什么？ ,2@o`R.27  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  :Sq]|)  
母亲：为什么？ )GD7rsC`<  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。