School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fI]bzv;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 c3#q0Ma  
Class:Hooruy! Vo >Xp  
学生：万岁！ ="3,}qR  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. )x[HuIRaa  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Hk9U&j$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! anC+r(jjg9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 eO[c lB  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! o|rzN\WJn  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !M^\f N1  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? V.2[ F|P;3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ CL1;Inzl  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! tl^m=(ZQ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 O,irpQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. &D*8l?A/1f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9^\hmpP@D  
Mother:Why ever not? N"1QX6  
母亲：为什么？ Q.ukY@L.'  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4U{m7[  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。