School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?#EXG  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 @gqs4cg{f  
Class:Hooruy! )D@n?qbG  
学生：万岁！ `F+x]<m!  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *A1TDc$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 }jY[| >z  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0-~6} r$  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 e9_O/iN  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! &pY G  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 AIxBZt7{b  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? E#2k|TpH4  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `w=H'"Zv  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! dK;\`>8  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 .kKwdqO+zB  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %1?V6&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 vBYT)S  
Mother:Why ever not? CygV_q
  
母亲：为什么？ v4>"p!_C  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! BSu)O~s  
母亲：为什么？ 7fTg97eF  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。