School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,?|$DY+=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 OA[e}Vn  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vW=L{8zu  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 2Ckx.m&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Xv-p7$?f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 m|qktLx  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;Nj9,Va(t  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Q# B0JT1  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? O1
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 'f-r 6'_ZX  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! r\;fyeH  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 :D)
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @vt.Db  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 X@\W* nq  
Mother:Why ever not? DpT9"?g7  
母亲：为什么？ g|>LT_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 'k X8}bx  
母亲：为什么？ H&)}Z6C"  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。