School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. j#29L"  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 *edB3!!  
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学生：万岁！ m/<7FU8  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. U
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \ZXH(N*>2t  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! z`lDD  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <~'\~Zd+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [8<)^k  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 iJU]|t  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? m+zzhv1  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ EiSS_Lc  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _E3*;  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 *U8Pjb1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ve<l7U;  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 fVw+8[d0  
Mother:Why ever not? $`mxOcBmQ  
母亲：为什么？ >osY?9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +[ !K  
母亲：为什么？ 5Osx__6$t  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。