School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,:[\h\5m  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Y@(izC&h  
Class:Hooruy! GZxPh&BM?  
学生：万岁！ GN1Q\8)o  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. %Z
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >o/+z18x
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3A&: c/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 xg(*j[ff3  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! hqDnmzG  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Mi^/`1  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5,_DM  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ JnE\z*
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! y.>1r7  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (e"\%p`  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. F_I.=zQr  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 jjT)3 c:J[  
Mother:Why ever not? qs$w9I  
母亲：为什么？ 5M v<8P~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 6N\f>c  
母亲：为什么？ [AHoTlPZ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。