School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?Lb7~XKt\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &`y_R'  
Class:Hooruy! Vk=<,<BB  
学生：万岁！ _BaS\U%1(  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. XzFqQ-H  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 BqAwo  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! xH-k~#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Ybiz]1d  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! #`wfl9tj  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 .tZ$a_O  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? oQB1fs  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ O@&I.d$  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! +/8?+1E ^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 I=I%e3GEm  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. pMrfi}esx  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 0tyU%z{RV  
Mother:Why ever not? AU\!5+RDB  
母亲：为什么？ LM`#S/h  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $ $+z^%'_  
母亲：为什么？ YH$`r6\S  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。