School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Q{hK+z`D  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 &Ai+t2  
Class:Hooruy! 6_EfOD9  
学生：万岁！ jJ>I*'w  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. NR^Z#BU  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 &sq q+&ao  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .>5E 4^$%  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 7n#Mh-vq  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! C-2#-{<  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 eET1f8B=L  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %H"AHkge:a  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _hB7;N3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! r^d:Po  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 X)Rh&ui  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #1>c)_H  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?cr^.LV|h^  
Mother:Why ever not? 7*&q"   
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Jpe\  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。