School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ge):<k_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ml.;wB|  
Class:Hooruy! #[a"%byTR  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. KO"Jg-6r|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 a-5HIY5
 

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _t|G@D{   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3G%wZ,)C  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! LMFK3
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1iJ0Hut}d  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ jQ_dw\ {0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1Sg|3T8bGT  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 3+(yI 4  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. mPs%ZC  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 s]y-pZ  
Mother:Why ever not? [J)/Et  
母亲：为什么？ >-5td=:Z  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <rX\LwR  
母亲：为什么？ 4D^ M<Xn  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。