School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /#00'(oD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I~6) Gk&  
Class:Hooruy! CQ2vFg3+o  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {.LJ(|(Mz  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 RL}?.'!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! We y*\@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y#@D% a8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! nVs@DH  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~|"Vl<9  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ]fajj\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Ts.2\-+3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! q|ce7HnK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 atZe`0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. & R_?6*n  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 
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Mother:Why ever not? ?;RY/[IX6  
母亲：为什么？ at?I @By  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +JI,6)Ry  
母亲：为什么？ %1 )c{7  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。