School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Pd3t~1TaW  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 N8KHNTb-M  
Class:Hooruy! wo*/{KFvh  
学生：万岁！ @50Js3R1q  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. v.\&gn(  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ]$z~;\T  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! HkQ2G}<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 p}j{<y  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +oyc9PoXF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;B7>/q;g  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 'dx4L }d  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H\O|Y@uVr  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! V-jo2+Y5=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pHWol!  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8x+K4B"oe  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 `_f3o,5  
Mother:Why ever not? MM^tk{2?.  
母亲：为什么？ .d.7D ]Yn  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Wve ^2lkoK  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。