School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. J(~1mIJjC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! 0t"Iq71/  
学生：万岁！ (E,[Ad,$  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 0wSy[z4V  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 'qde#[VB  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :i {; 81V  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 8KkN "4'  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! sKs`gi2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 vF~q".imC  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? +O8zVWr  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ U1fqs{>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (|<+yQ,@>  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 =|empv#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *<[\|L:#]Z  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 TXV^f*  
Mother:Why ever not? <s|.2~  
母亲：为什么？ ?|}qT05  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! D^p)`*  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。