School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Y"Ut  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 oQiRjDLx  
Class:Hooruy! }&LVD$Bz  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. R wTzS;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <kCOg8<y :  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Qv WvS9]  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ";U#aK1p  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! o- v#
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X> T_Xc  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3;JF5e\?x  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .TM. v5B  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 2Krh&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 SE$~
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _Ie?{5$ng`  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 qi*Dd[OG  
Mother:Why ever not? &n'@L9v81  
母亲：为什么？ IhHKRb[  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! RT. %\)))  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。