School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. (aLjW=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J7HY(7Nx  
Class:Hooruy! ?)H:.]7-x  
学生：万岁！ P$.$M}rMv  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2({|LQqk  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 OAaLCpRp  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! M+I9k;N6&  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @Z5,j)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~x^Ra8A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Vh
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Mother:How was your first day at school? EQQ@nW{;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ xd\ml 37~  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! L)qUBp@MW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 }a;H2&bu  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. E;,__  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 -d-xsP} s  
Mother:Why ever not? Q.fUpa v  
母亲：为什么？ raZkH8  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _5S||TuNS  
母亲：为什么？ [930=rF*  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。