School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,axDMMDI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 7h<> k*E)  
Class:Hooruy! :iY$82wQ  
学生：万岁！ )ctr"&-  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yFIIX=NC  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :.IN?X  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! k 'zat3#f  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 *{/@uO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! K}x/ BhE+  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +g
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Mother:How was your first day at school? LdWc X`K  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9D4-^M:a  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! emWGIo  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jX
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 B?(4f2y
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Mother:Why ever not? oX|?:MS:  
母亲：为什么？ QrS$P09=\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #8?^C]*{0  
母亲：为什么？ nm):SEkC  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。