School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 2h*aWBLk  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )T gfd5B  
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学生：万岁！ .
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. mSu$1m8  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4Y1^ U{A+  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %_p]6doF  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 h]z8.k2n  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ZTfW_0   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 P~:^bU^F7  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q^wSM  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Hi~)C\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! G@jx&#v  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 4Jc~I  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `<<9A\Y-f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >>C S8  
Mother:Why ever not? zlQBBm;fE  
母亲：为什么？ 3%o}3.P,:@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Lp|n)29+du  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。