School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ktK/s!bgY  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Z!qF0UDj  
Class:Hooruy! P+;@?ofB  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Vq#_/23=$y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {X>U`0P  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {m<!-B95  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @GE:<'_:{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cOEzS  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 FI(M 1iJ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? U*em)/9  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 78<QNlKn  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! &0S/]E`_M  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -qRO}EF  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jRIm_)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ph=[|P)  
Mother:Why ever not? ;^:$O6J7T~  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _i{4 4zE  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。