School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. z>W?\[E<2  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 mb'{@  
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学生：万岁！ )1R[~]y  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,H
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ?5G;=#I  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! iqF|IVPoi  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "MPS&OK  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! HH3Z?g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 AO-~dV  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? uC]c`Ue  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _Kli~$c& M  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! TPj,
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 xxgdp. (  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Tv,ZS   
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Q*f0YjH!  
Mother:Why ever not? dF&@q,  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! &[|Z
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。