School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ;>Ib^ov  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 %V7at7>o  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?Wlb3;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 , K~}\CR  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! rD3v$B
 
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;@oN s-  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! YIG~MP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 xqu}cz  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? k5'Vy8q  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ s;ls qQk  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! o6.^*%kM'  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 :74y!  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. m
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 )"7iJb<E  
Mother:Why ever not? ?^al9D[:lz  
母亲：为什么？ *Q "wwpl?  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! !Dn,^  
母亲：为什么？ -lY6|79bF  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。