School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. I"AgRa  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 b d!|/Lk  
Class:Hooruy! 0qND2_  
学生：万岁！ k#*tf:
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. q].n1w[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 &tKr ?l  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =[X..<bW9:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Yr7%C  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! iPnu *29  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 EUxkYl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `/+%mKlC|[  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 2`|1 !x  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! }\p>h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 \Pv_5LAo  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. =SY5E{`4p  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 N|G=n9p  
Mother:Why ever not? [;IW'cXNq  
母亲：为什么？ >%vw(pt  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ^4D7sS;~3  
母亲：为什么？ .'+*>y!  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。