School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Y)Y`9u<?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 JicAz1P1W  
Class:Hooruy! |pJ)w  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n(.y_NEgV!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7N"$~UfC  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e Ll+F%@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9Vz1*4Ln  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! zVe@`gc  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7 Xe|P1@)  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Pk[:+. f(  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ />;1 }  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! tLe!_p)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 IlsXj`!e  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ;>_\oZGj_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 g1VdP[Y#  
Mother:Why ever not? $.kP7!`:,  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! w\k|^  
母亲：为什么？ fv_}7t7  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。