School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fda4M  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ii&ckg>]z  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6v74mIRn'?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "_2;+@+  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! T9'HQu  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #3tC"2MZ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! bN6i*)}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Z?d][zGw  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? mN>(n+ly  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Q+/P>5O/  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :sw@1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 z`eMb  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. OI8}v  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }#2(WHf=<  
Mother:Why ever not? 6y "]2UgQk  
母亲：为什么？ 'vYt_T  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 17`-eDd  
母亲：为什么？ ?*[35XUd  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。