School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. MeSF,*lP  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ZWVN(U  
Class:Hooruy! 7"iUyZ(  
学生：万岁！ I<["ko,t@?  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. /%P|<[< [  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Jh)x_&R&Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :MIJfr>z  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?m
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! W>*9T?  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 E5H0Yo.Wi  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? N"+o=nS  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ p;P"mp\'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! wTu_Am  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 sFvu@Wm'7W  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. VN5UJ!$?J  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lhN2xg5x  
Mother:Why ever not? fs:%L  
母亲：为什么？ 9Ez>srH(  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! a&?SRC'x  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。