School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. e jk?If 07  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 8[^b8^  
Class:Hooruy! E]a,2{&8<  
学生：万岁！ l3MA&&++KF  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2g)q (  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 p,8:(|(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {|zQ .sA  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 aFrZ ;_  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0_>1CW+X  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 f]Z9=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %kBrxf  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +@Kq  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! jw2hB[WR  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 `kOp9(Q{  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. w~9Y=|YI7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [9CBTSr  
Mother:Why ever not? 4%jSqT@  
母亲：为什么？ 3XjY  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4NFvX4  
母亲：为什么？ ]ao%9:P;  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。