School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. MH\dC9%p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s-Tv8goNV  
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学生：万岁！ H40p86@M  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *P=VFP  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 HBXOjr<,{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^Y \"}D  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 d^ 8ZeC#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! u `6:5k  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !z3jTv  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %l[( Iw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ E]-/Zbvdv  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >}i E(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 &B1WtW
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \Uq(Zga4)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Ai3*QX  
Mother:Why ever not? MAPGJ"?  
母亲：为什么？ lX4 x*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! "@0]G<H  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。