School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. = g &  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 xT_"` @  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6WQN!H8+^  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 z[1uub,)1  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1t^y?<)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?k4Hk$V  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! G#e]J;   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \t1#5  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? & ;.rPU  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &_-=(rK  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! b#p0s?*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 uP%VL}%0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [KYq01cj  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9ybR+dGm+  
Mother:Why ever not? PdVx&BL*  
母亲：为什么？ Bo8f52|  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Z(tJd,  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。