School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #rs]5tx([  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ,^#{k!uaC{  
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学生：万岁！ kbHfdA  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. .dvOUt I[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 p+pBk$4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! XX:?7:j}[8  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 c<c"n'  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \F }s"#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |sIr}}  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? X-$\DXRIo  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ d77->FX2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ;:/<XfZ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 NGYUZ\m  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. n:#gKR-J  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 yL#bZ9W }  
Mother:Why ever not? av.L%l&d  
母亲：为什么？ e7cqm*Qi  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! yl#(jb[?1  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。