School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Vbo5`+NAis  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !4pr{S  
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学生：万岁！ uX98iJ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 UIz:=DJ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! *3P3M}3~\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 HIsB|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @kz!{g]Sn  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \w3%[+c  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :b<
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %mJ~F*Dy  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -E}>h[;qZ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 au,jAk  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. f.J9) lfb  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 TZ:34\u  
Mother:Why ever not? +8^5C,V  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! i,([YsRuou  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。