School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [<d_#(]h'  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6^2='y~e  
Class:Hooruy! %:sP#BQM  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,?+uQXfX
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0WyOORuK  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 H.o3d/8:  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ag&K@%|*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /_yAd,^-+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? EiyHZ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <q&i"[^M  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %_~1(Glz  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <)"i'v $  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 3T[zieX  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 czB),vooz  
Mother:Why ever not? b'vIX< g  
母亲：为什么？ _ D"S  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Vl'rO_?t  
母亲：为什么？ s{42_O?,c  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。