School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'S;l"  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Dn;$4Dak(  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. A#w*r-P  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >zv}59M  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! XO4rrAYvW  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 D-\z'gS  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! }Ym~[S*x  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 4m/L5W:K  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? +?bOGU
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .cg"M0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 62J-)~_  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 4031~A8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. GAcU8MD  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8E\6RjM  
Mother:Why ever not? $5#+;A'Q+  
母亲：为什么？ +J%9%DqF  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! n$(_(&  
母亲：为什么？ 4krK CD>|G  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。