School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _m#P\f'p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +-PFISa<r  
Class:Hooruy! F @uOXNz)  
学生：万岁！ NI2-*G_M  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. uX8G<7O^  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *d}{7UMy#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! D%h_V>#z  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !U~S7h}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ADT8A."R[  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #RWmP$+#=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7D=gAMPvJ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ im@c||
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! S<Uv/pn  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 xX\A&9m  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. T-.Bof(?w  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^dRgYi"(A  
Mother:Why ever not? wQrD(Dv(yA  
母亲：为什么？ wiM-TFT~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $j'8Z^  
母亲：为什么？ 0Rz",Mu>  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。