School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. aP}%&{iC*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -|/kg7IO\  
Class:Hooruy! @:M?Re`L  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @XSx
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 wfJ[" q   
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3L5o8?[  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 I,Z'ed..  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! {R{Io|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ]di9dLT  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? M,f|.p{,Y  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ w-3 B~e  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! DdG*eKC  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 VJ'bS9/T  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }F
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U(t_uc5q  
Mother:Why ever not? R/UL4R,)^  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! s/=.a2\  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。