School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. tai  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 j[2?}?  
Class:Hooruy! 7v\K,P8  
学生：万岁！ J}a 8N.
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. DWT4D)C,U  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 2O}UVp>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Q?]307g7  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 p<%76H A  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =<~/U?  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,#;%ILF4%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?\\ ]u  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H-UMsT=g]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 14^t{  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,Klv[_x7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *!%lBt{2  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 =eDIvNps  
Mother:Why ever not? _p^"l2%D/  
母亲：为什么？ J0?kEr  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! P(hGkY=(  
母亲：为什么？ 3''Sx8p  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。