School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `1{N=!U(&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 tiN?/  
Class:Hooruy! bjAnaya  
学生：万岁！ LIg{J%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. #%J5\+ua  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 988]}{w  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \{Q?^E  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 f+rz|(6vs{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cA6lge<{~  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )%!XSsY.N|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ]|<w\\^A  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ?g!V!VS2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! @( n^T  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8kP3+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. EyY.KxCB  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 0Z{j>=$  
Mother:Why ever not? lO2[JP  
母亲：为什么？ DcSnia
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5SkW-+$  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。