School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E<[Y KY  
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学生：万岁！ 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *6aIDFNl  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 rHp2I6.0a  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Ku?1QDhrF*  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (9Of,2]&E  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D@)L?AB1f  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 4x-
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Vt(s4  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  joBS{]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 6w4HJZF~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 BB imP  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. yRR[M@Y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #$;}-*  
Mother:Why ever not? gh `]OxA  
母亲：为什么？ >en\:pJn)'  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。