School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. auAz>6L  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 M| Gl&   
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学生：万岁！ QObVJg,GD  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vv,<#4d
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 kJuG haO  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;6hoG(3 +  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 dF51_Kk  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ``g  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 g`'!Vgd?M[  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &@@PJ!&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6XA(<1P  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [!;sp~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ;\A_-a_(#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. )=gU~UV  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 *ilVkV"U  
Mother:Why ever not? f@!9~s  
母亲：为什么？ w+')wyB  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! M .6BFC  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。