School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #_K<-m%9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gLFTnMO  
Class:Hooruy! JvP>[vb  
学生：万岁！ <R~;|&o,$  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. #W.vX=/*  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <u],R.S)  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! vl+bc[ i~  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 L(k`1E  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =:6B`,~C  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 QoxQ
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3^$=XrD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Bc-/s(/Eq  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! $b7@S`5  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 })?-)fFD  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ,Jn` qvmi  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 4M6[5RAW{  
Mother:Why ever not? 9`"#OQPn1  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5DkEJk7a  
母亲：为什么？ AGO"),  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。