School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.  mi)LP?q  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 o_D?t-XH  
Class:Hooruy! -R%<.]fJ  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. j^;I3_P  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 jGEt+\"/QJ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _=NwQu\_F  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }p!HT6 tZ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! /u0' 6V  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 FFH_d <q  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6q]5Es<  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 72X0Tq
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 0qo)."V{  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <YOLxR  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1\g6)|R-+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 P#_sg0oJF  
Mother:Why ever not? 9(5OeH6o?  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! qnoNT%xazo  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。