School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. e}voV0y\v:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。  y`iBFC;_  
Class:Hooruy! xh-o}8*n"  
学生：万岁！ Mc lkEfn  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]2A^1Del  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ;7*[Bcj.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1NFsb-<u  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 J6"9v;V  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! -]Bq|qTH[(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 >tS'Q`R
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? HdI8f!X'TG  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ PN%zIkbo  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ';Ea?ID  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $QF{iV@6d4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f^ZRT@`O  
Mother:Why ever not? Rr$-tYy6  
母亲：为什么？ 1UgEI"#a6g  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! `cn#B BV  
母亲：为什么？ 2ACCh4(/P  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。