School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 T
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Class:Hooruy! V\C$/8v  
学生：万岁！ Y!M&8;>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. e!+_U C  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 HzdtR  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Ebmd[A&&  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (QARle(i  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! e;IzK]kP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 XMt5o&
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Mother:How was your first day at school? =!@5!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ gO{XD.s  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >P@JiR<@\n  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^o`;C\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .fZ*N/  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 AD_aI %7  
Mother:Why ever not? !KYX\HRW  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4tv}5llSG  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。