School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. L3J .Oh  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "V3f"J?  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. mhi^zHpa  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 sIz*r Gz  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! O <#H5/Tq  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %<yH6h*u  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 1MYA/l$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `&/~%>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #7BX,jvn>  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ sA:k8aj  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Kn`-5{
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 k3VRa|Y")  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 3x3 =ke!  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 K
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Mother:Why ever not? ?:c:D5N  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Y8@TY?  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。