School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. z?V'1L1gM  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1RC(T{\x  
Class:Hooruy! J}IHQZS  
学生：万岁！ Q)oO*CnM!-  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {VOLUC o 4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Zr`pOUk!4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! jcNYW_G  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Z>GqLq\`ed  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! d\Q~L 3x  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 I8=p_Ie
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? +D ,Nd=/  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 0'ha!4h3Z  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 A|!u`^p  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. u_+64c_7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 v[efM8  
Mother:Why ever not? )@"iWQ3K  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! &m
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。