School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. W[!bF'-10  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 n\JSt}A  
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学生：万岁！ 8QFRX'i  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Rv*x'w ==  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Wi)N/^;n  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! DKQQZ`PF  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 c1%ki%J#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <Dnv=)Rq  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 blV'-Al  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _#UhXXD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ z<"\I60Fe  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ]N'4q}<5o  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 kD+B8TrW  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Y%rC\Ij/i  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 =>C3IR/  
Mother:Why ever not? ~xZ)b
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母亲：为什么？ am WIA`n=  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 4pu>f.  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。