School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. C3NdE_E  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \ZU1Jb1c  
Class:Hooruy! umi5Wb<  
学生：万岁！ s?R2B)a  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. u8GMUN  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 cWyW~Ek  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! svf|\p>]H  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !V2/A1?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! sZGj"_-Hzu  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B=8Iu5m  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? mE%$HZ}  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _j?e~w&0b  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 29CINC

 
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 a] =  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. :0& X^]\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 `K~AhlJUQ  
Mother:Why ever not? 2_vbT!_  
母亲：为什么？ r%:+$aIt  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! h\v'9  
母亲：为什么？ 1$qh`<\  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。