School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?s?uoZ /2  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 iit`'}+U  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ; zvnDox  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /y!Vs`PZ!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kdHql>0  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 f9Xw]G9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! sN g"JQ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ZH}NlEn  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0*AlLwO  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ua[\npz5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! V8sY7QK=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Ue8D:CM  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. CC09:L?  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 eLTNnz  
Mother:Why ever not? BE+YqT  
母亲：为什么？ Q&#:M>!|  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sy`s$Ed!  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。