School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. SV^[)p)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 _cJ\A0h^  
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学生：万岁！ lH"VLO2l  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 1W9uWkk_d  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8{Vt8>4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9v7}[`^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! >-(,BfZ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2F ~
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Mother:How was your first day at school? NF7+Gp6?q  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ $@[Mo   
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! R5<:3tk=X  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |lVi* 4za%  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jW}hLjlN  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 CR-2>,*a9  
Mother:Why ever not? F5
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母亲：为什么？ ^YEMR C  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! GEki34 n0  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。