School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. |yow(2(F@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -nrfu)G  
Class:Hooruy! v/lQ5R1  
学生：万岁！ B&)o:P7h  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !;^TW$ G  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %]i("21  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! O(QJiS  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^iq$zHbc0u  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +'!vm6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 V|8`]QW@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D#,P-0+%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ l6EDl0~r  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! +p:@,_  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p94 w0_m@|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. x GHS  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 RGim):1e  
Mother:Why ever not?  "Aq-H g  
母亲：为什么？ jFBnP,WQ  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %A<|@OSdOa  
母亲：为什么？ "Q~-C|x  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。