School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Wq&c,H  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Uk ;.Hrt.  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^X'7>{7Io  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 'n.9qxY;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! x&b-Na3Xi  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 S2SQ;s-t_  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! TmAb! Y|F  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -^Va]Lk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ,IATJs$E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ L<]PK4  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~ZN9 E-uL  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 d>psqmQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #TF  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。
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Mother:Why ever not? nEr, jd~f  
母亲：为什么？ 7s3<}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! K#m o+n5-;  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。