School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. NYtp&[s2-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E>~DlL%  
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学生：万岁！ Nzj7e 1=  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *qKPZb~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9d{iq"*R  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &UH .e  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Aat_5p  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! HNN,1MN  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 nxH=Ut7{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? l6ayV  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ )G6{JL-I  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %rVC3}  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 x zmg'Br  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $p@V1"x  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 !mhV$2&r  
Mother:Why ever not? ]kUF>Wp
 
母亲：为什么？ n'a=@/  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .}gGtH,b3  
母亲：为什么？ ?EF[OyE  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。