School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Vur bW=~g  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 9 Rx s  
Class:Hooruy! 0d3+0EN{  
学生：万岁！ 5r?m&28X  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. NuYkz"O]  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1]}#
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (E,Yo  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 4<x'ocKlD  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! /'hCi]b@v  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \T;\XAGr  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? NBF MN%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ de]zT^&C  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! g/&T[FOr  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 t!2(7=P30(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. I"1;|`L~:  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 c5Q<$86  
Mother:Why ever not? &|aqP \Q5  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! DaH?@Q
 
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。