School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. U\!LZ?gC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "u$]q1S  
Class:Hooruy! BtBt>r(*  
学生：万岁！ ]KV8u1H>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. di P4]/%1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /JY ph^3][  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! LRlk9:QD>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^V;lZtZ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ognq*[om  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 W&q5cz  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? /01(9(  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (DaP~*c3cC  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! tNNg[;0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 eOnl sx/  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. {_gj>n(1  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 G5@fqh6ws  
Mother:Why ever not? T%vbD*nt.  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 9%'HB\A  
母亲：为什么？ }[R@HmN  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。