School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. HT5G HkT  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 xk}YeNVj  
Class:Hooruy! #T n~hnW  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -rlxxLT+  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Vl?R?K=`~J  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! '\dFhYs{*  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $d!Sl a  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! KC?hsID{  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 W9Bl'e  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? +*d,non6v  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ l0u6nGkh  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! F1)Q#ThF\  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 co<){5zOT  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. {`KgyCW:  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 <i~ ( 8F\  
Mother:Why ever not? }`Q'!_`  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! KcfW+>W3  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。