School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. { d|lN:B  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 W|-<ekH_u  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. DT#F?@LG(  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 m:x<maP#E  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 9L7jYy=A#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 l:- <CbG  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~;/}D0k$x  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "l[ c/q[  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? U]}f]GK  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ >#[,OU}N  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NSkIzaNY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 uG,*m'x']  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. q)Qg'l^f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 *wp>a?sG\  
Mother:Why ever not? 8'|
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母亲：为什么？ q>f|1Pf  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! fq4[/%6,O  
母亲：为什么？ JS2h/Y$  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。