School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. K4U_sCh#f  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 x_L5NsO:  
Class:Hooruy! *3@ =XY7  
学生：万岁！ (sDZ&R  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vd
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 y$$|_ l@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! p`qy57  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 d#(ffPlq  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +,c]FAx4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 MxLg8,M  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .D3k(zZ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ V*6
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! h[ cqa  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 z&wJ"[nOC  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. u(W>HVEG  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 vC^U
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Mother:Why ever not? -y|*x-iZ  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! joA>-k04  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。