School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ioPUUUb)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 wf1
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _=|vgc  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 l7
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! H4]Ul eU  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 zSb PW6U  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! FZ8b7nJ)4m  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |>z3E z  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?k(\ApVHj  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ epg
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! sUPz/Z.h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )& u5IA(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Hr$QLtr  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {&Q9"C  
Mother:Why ever not? <id}<H  
母亲：为什么？ 1{P'7IEj  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! LY-2sa#B$-  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。