School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sl?> X)}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 L?:.8k`d  
Class:Hooruy! cih[A2lp  
学生：万岁！ Q"rQVO  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. hA 1_zKZ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 zmaf@T
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! X0G6Wp  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >8%<ML  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! CCx_
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 '9@} =pE  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? s9^r[l@W0U  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ @s7ZfV??  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! pSMF1Oy  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 FL
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. b~oQhU??"  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ZDn5d%  
Mother:Why ever not? ^/c v
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母亲：为什么？ aUZh_<@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! iG+hj:5  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。