School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. jy2nn:1#^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 LTct0Gh  
Class:Hooruy! )&<ExJQ&  
学生：万岁！ *)I1gR~  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. GA}^Rh`T-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 S>E.*]_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]SgeZ07  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /)T
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! W F<V2o{k  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 s3 $Q_8H  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? cO&9(.d  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6QQ oHYtZ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! GGtrH~zx
  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ze)K-6SKH  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kELyD(^P`  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [{$0E=&0  
Mother:Why ever not? ypo=y/!  
母亲：为什么？ &Sa~Wtm|*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! qCN7i&k,  
母亲：为什么？ P^W47 SO  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。