School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #)}K
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 b/[$bZD5o  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vIq>QXb;d  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `$PdI4~J  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! oT!i}TW?o  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 R"{P#U,HNO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 5,BvT>zFY  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @,{Qa!A>l  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t^=S\1"R\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! R1Fcd@DWD  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 N"7BV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. xg4wtfAbS  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Z?qc4Cg  
Mother:Why ever not? 5^{I}
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。