School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?(H/a-(:v}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 (i1]+.  
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学生：万岁！ YP/BX52v  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. #2s$dI  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 K08xiMjl  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! QOB>
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 h@&&.S`B  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^fa+3`>  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7E6gXf.  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? "k[-eFz/@M  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;N#d'E\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! E9i M-Lw  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1YL6:5n  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. {1Z8cV  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Dyyf%'\M  
Mother:Why ever not? hOG9  
母亲：为什么？ [@(M%  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Bvb.N$G  
母亲：为什么？ *]:gEO  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。