School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. PS}'LhZ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 KcvstC`  
Class:Hooruy! l+A)MJd oj  
学生：万岁！ ;l %$-/%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?Gl]O3@3  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ~NMx:PP  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Yu$QL@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `y|_hb  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! >t_h/:JZ)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "2~L  

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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;,}Dh/&E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Z%Fc -KVt  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5%%e$o+  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 4`B3Kt`o  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. u4h0s1iI  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^)y8X.iO  
Mother:Why ever not? Yb=77(QV  
母亲：为什么？ 3=Q:{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =%B5TBG  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。