School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <T` 7%$/E  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 x,=&JtKVc  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Q:2>}Qg
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 LC,F <>w1  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! kjTduZ/3"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 UFXaEl}R   
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! d`QN^)F0#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \{Y 7FC~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $.Qkb@}  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ d6Ht2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3U<cWl@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 dcDyK!zz"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6/
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 |tKsgj  
Mother:Why ever not? Xc=Y  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 9e<.lb^tP  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。