School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,*U-o}{8C?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 [ i,[^  
Class:Hooruy! E"_{S.Wc  
学生：万岁！ 1HKA`]D"p  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 0?8>{!I  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 _hyqHvP  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! fo+s+Q|Y  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y @'do)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]|eMEN['  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  q/ Y4/  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? XJPIAN~l  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ o]4BST(A
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! &_-=(rK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 b#p0s?*  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. F?R6zvive  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?_d>-NC  
Mother:Why ever not? %;
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母亲：为什么？ 8tR6.09'  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! J)B3o$  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。