School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Jq"3xj  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 vV=rBO0a?  
Class:Hooruy! [
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学生：万岁！ pKLNBR|  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. xY.?OHgG/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *>:<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .qf~t/o  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 4\ElMb[]  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! .=yv m  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X>pCkGE  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? `PeC,bp  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ g-u4E^,*|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! )p#L"r^)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 wi%ls8
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. * RX^ z6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8df| 9E$  
Mother:Why ever not? ] M#LB&Pe  
母亲：为什么？ kaoiSL<[6  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *5XOYb?'v.  
母亲：为什么？ xDPR^xY  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。