School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -sDl[  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~rXLb:  
Class:Hooruy! 5UK}AkEe&x  
学生：万岁！ el<[Ng[  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Klu0m~X@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 eE\T,u5:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! @|OGxQo
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (5hUoDr!  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! FS!vnl8`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 N?A}WW#  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? B~O<?@]d  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ G \$x.  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lm+s5}*%o  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ChNT;G<6$  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. yVpru8+eD  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 uFvR(LDb&g  
Mother:Why ever not? T=g2gmo9  
母亲：为什么？ T/hz23nH  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <Y;w I#C  
母亲：为什么？ H5jk#
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。