School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. .*u, !1u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 'CT8vt;  
Class:Hooruy! ^l#Z*0@><~  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 5Sd+Cc  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 qp*C%U  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! VnUWUIVJ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 OWsK>egD  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]KfjZ
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  ?[Od.  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? sQrP,:=r#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ D 8^wR{-;J  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! G>{B
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 WJ$D]7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. +E7s[9/r  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 -QL_a8NL  
Mother:Why ever not? dzMlfJp  
母亲：为什么？ 4l+"J:,  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! V6Kw71'9  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。