School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. T#Z^s~7&I  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 t?&|8SId  
Class:Hooruy! \gGW8Q;  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. KVaiugQ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 VG#EdIiI  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e@07  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 7wqK>Y1a  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [`[|l  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^_W#+>&--  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? A#<?4&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ V>LwqS~`  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! .},'~NM]  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 yNo0ubY  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9};8?mucr  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1{.|+S Z!  
Mother:Why ever not? EjR9JUu  
母亲：为什么？ (D&3G;0tK  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 0<@KG8@hI;  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。