School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +?+iVLr!l}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 BV eIj }  
Class:Hooruy! gPF5|% 3)  
学生：万岁！ hEAP,)>F  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. YLid2aF  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -9yWf8;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &NK6U  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 j,v2(e5:  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! j]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 c{!XDiT]P  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Z'_EX7r  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l%v2O'h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (z^987G
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. &I?d(Z=:\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5<Y-?23  
Mother:Why ever not? E7j9A`  
母亲：为什么？ !\|L(Paf  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;\gHFG}  
母亲：为什么？ ]t;bCD6*  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。