School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wG8 nw;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 oR#Ob#&  
Class:Hooruy! >g]ON9CGH  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. B$?^wo  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >'b=YlUL  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [pL*@9Sa&  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 O%&cE*eX  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! L5f$TLw h;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :RiF3h(  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? |@wyC0k!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ @^&7$#jq%  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! mlB~V3M'G  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 moZm0`WR  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. I]9C_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \f%.n]>  
Mother:Why ever not? 8EI:(NE*J  
母亲：为什么？ "%@v++4y  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! X{\jK]O  
母亲：为什么？ ),`8eQC  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。