School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -f Zm_FE  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 bhuA,}  
Class:Hooruy! mjB%"w!S  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \!G&:<h  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 q1NAKcA<U  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! E(TL+o  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 7CM<"pV  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! /Pi{Mv eZM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [",W TZ:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? =$Xdn'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ $Wb"X=}tl  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! cq@8!Eu w]  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 3Yg/-=U(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [<f\+g2ct  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 a.wRJ  
Mother:Why ever not? H.w
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母亲：为什么？ dO rgqz`e  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! p# O%<S@?  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。