School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. A`Y^qXFb`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 d!0rq4v7  
Class:Hooruy! .7gh2K  
学生：万岁！ WK(X/!1/k  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !W@mW 5J|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -8Mb~Hfl0  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7)
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ~a`[p
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D^US2B  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 eDZ8F^0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ckA\{v  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 0ck3II  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! i:0v6d
  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 {eaR,d~X  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. D48e30  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?8"*B^*Sh  
Mother:Why ever not? 9>S)*lU&s  
母亲：为什么？ CMW4Zqau*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! P7XZ|Td4*
 
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。