School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. .755-S  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 % |V:F.f  
Class:Hooruy! :gXj($  
学生：万岁！ R.@GLx_zpQ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. w&H7S{
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,ic}   
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! G>j/d7  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 f 36rU  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! dO2cgY}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 EHOdst  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @gd-lcMYW  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 4'M#m|V  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! A<&9  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 HDYf^mcW  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. H={,zZ11{  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r?$\`,;  
Mother:Why ever not? &nq[Vy0kO4  
母亲：为什么？ "F^EfpcJ{9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Q]\xO/  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。