School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >*TFM[((Y)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 `Gl@?9,i  
Class:Hooruy! W$x'+t5H  
学生：万岁！ 9zj^\-FA_l  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. U]!
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Ok-*xd  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! M(,npW  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 8ODrW!o  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 1*_wJ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :Mss"L820  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ^O cM)Z6h  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ';buS -|6  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Z3K~C_0Cnu  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. tA+ c  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;J3az`  
Mother:Why ever not? 4_3 DQx9s  
母亲：为什么？ _"8\k7S*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! B]K@'#  
母亲：为什么？ JF
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。