School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wwD?i.3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 d\A!5/LG  
Class:Hooruy! ),]XN#jp(u  
学生：万岁！ g|rbkK%SoE  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. kKEs >a  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 s2ixiv=  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! X|Z2"*;b`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #Qnl,lf  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!  {;| >Qn  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )=@SA`J  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? /7[X_)OG  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ g;G]Xi.B}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \:@yfI@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8JbN&C  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. A4`3yy{0-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \GEf,%U<K  
Mother:Why ever not? bfl%yGkd/|  
母亲：为什么？ Hm*?<o9mxC  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O[O[E}8#  
母亲：为什么？ X4{O/G  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。