School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. )8]O|Z-CU  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 eS(\E0%QI  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. y<(q<V#0!S  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 6Mu_
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! gDbj!(tm  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 V4I5PPz~  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! PyQt8Qlz  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 u^.7zL+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? FYPv:k  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;e,_F/@`  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >np!f8+d"q  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9e|-sn  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. B(tLV9B3Q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 C\"nlNKw  
Mother:Why ever not? )F_vWbg  
母亲：为什么？ WUOoK$I~K  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 7{jB!Xj  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。