School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Q&&@v4L  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. p'fYULYE  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {$r[5%L\H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 1}37Q&2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! M;NX:mX9  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6RM/GM  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $N\Ja*g  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ F"<vaqT2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ccnK#fn v  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -+5>|N#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. KgG4*<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [V!tVDs&'o  
Mother:Why ever not? ]~%6JJN7  
母亲：为什么？ jtc~DL  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! K>9 ()XT)  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。