School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. cq,0?2R`t  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 M$0-!$RY  
Class:Hooruy! mjtmN0^SR  
学生：万岁！ GnzKDDH '  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. swh8-_[c/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 - .EH?{i  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! {5, ]7=]  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $)O=3dNbo  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~DYv6-p%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 GZwz4=`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? f6r~Ycf,f  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ G (o9*m1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 74p=uQ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >3MzsAH\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Lq6R_udp  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 0lm7'H*~  
Mother:Why ever not? (/a#1Pd&  
母亲：为什么？ _/>JM0  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! NrK.DY4  
母亲：为什么？ [Ep%9(SgA'  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。