School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. zn_InxR  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 u<]-%ha$  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \d&j`UVY  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 bguhx3s  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <[Q#}/$"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (VO) Q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! w_ kHy_)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 IwZn%>1N  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? =xSF
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ^Gq4Y
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! I
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 y{uRh>l  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !Z YMks4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 - A x$Y  
Mother:Why ever not? SJ6lI66OX  
母亲：为什么？ WLP A51R  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Qi&!IG  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。