School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. T6m#sVq  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1^XuH('  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]Q,;5>#W  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :xJ]# t..  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 'QGacV  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 56gpAc  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! R)i  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  N1,=5P$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? z@;]Hy  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ jy@vz,/:%5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! R}Pw#*B  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Z0&^U#]  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. t`NZ_w /  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 K$OxeJP?F  
Mother:Why ever not? j.FA
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! piYv}4;:(  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。