School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ~JB4s%&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 [x0*x~1B  
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学生：万岁！ cRSgP{hy  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. a[J_
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <FwAV=}6p  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! HG3iK  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 D 1(9/;9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! HFX,EE  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 _+<AxE9\  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0e
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ G;]zX<2^3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 8< "lEL|  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mzcxq:uZ5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _r`(P#Hy  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 NZ-57Ji  
Mother:Why ever not? } A}Vd:#  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! |9mGX9q  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。