School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @2 fg~2M1  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 nc|p)  
Class:Hooruy! 81 sG  
学生：万岁！ fS78>*K  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @r/nF5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Fy-t T]Q9  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -z%^)VE  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 vT,AMja  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! i6Emhji  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 lp%pbx43s  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? |imM#wF  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ #fn)k1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! p]2128kqx  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 jkF
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #( 146  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 kzUIZ/+ZL,  
Mother:Why ever not? XrGglBIV  
母亲：为什么？ y(yHt=r  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! scz&h#0V  
母亲：为什么？ #yF&X(%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。