School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0>8w On  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ggL/7I(  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. $~iZaX8&  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 zPc"r$'0U  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! @ ?M\[qeF@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Q#G xo  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! i6KB\W2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Q3(ulgl]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? j<P;:  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ s~].iQJ{B  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! W2#
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [#C6K '  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. c)LG+K  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 `hZh}K^  
Mother:Why ever not? 9xO@_pkX  
母亲：为什么？ M2|!,2  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! H7GI`3o  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。