School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. hp-<8Mf  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 sB0+21'R  
Class:Hooruy! bcM#KA  
学生：万岁！ ^l$(-#'y  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yp@mxI@1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4c2P%X( C  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! n:wn(BC3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 T"QY@#
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! S<Q1 &],  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 S BFhC  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 'Fonn  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ e3S6+H),I  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ++dV5  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 5@0c@Q  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. (S2<6Nm8  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $hKgTf?  
Mother:Why ever not? kk~{2  
母亲：为什么？ Lvp/} /H/  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ise@,[!  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。