School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. U'iL|JRF  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! ^/+0L[R  
学生：万岁！ 7h?yAgDv~  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. p{:r4!*L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o^59kQT  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! YM9oVF-  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Q !5P  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ed/@&52z0  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Gmcx#?|Tx  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? "i$uV
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }vOUf#^k  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _q([k_4h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 cK.T=7T  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. I>b-w;cC  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +NRn>1]  
Mother:Why ever not? W%]sI n  
母亲：为什么？ 6p/gvpZ  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! x{io*sY-  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。