School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -G(z!ed  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 %8yfFrk  
Class:Hooruy! >9Fs)R]P  
学生：万岁！ ^%)'wDK  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. uwyzxj  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 R4_4FEo  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! F6}Pwz[c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 mF%>pj&b  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ZQD_w#0j  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /wljbb/s  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @r%[e1.  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ >O&(G0!N+}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (i.MxGDd  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Z WL/AC  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2Y(Phw2%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 hvtg_w6K  
Mother:Why ever not? >5% o9$|z  
母亲：为什么？ ?#-"YO7  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! N0O8to}V  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。