School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. YIp-Y
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 sK=}E=  
Class:Hooruy! ql&*6KZ"  
学生：万岁！ i_LF`JhEQT  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. W:VP1 :  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 8{Fm[ %"  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [$(R#tZ+  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 cQZ652F9  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! |\uYv|sT  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 bv d
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Mother:How was your first day at school? A~{f/%8D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ AzpV4(:an.  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! $ 'QdFkOr  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ]&i+!$N_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. oeL5}U6>g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 w3D]
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Mother:Why ever not? ;ggy5?>Qu  
母亲：为什么？ x@cN3
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! K,}w]b  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。