School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ]G.ttfC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ) *Mr{`  
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学生：万岁！ ;mH O#  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. <>JN&#3?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 NFq&a i  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! xG:eS:iT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 l_bvwo  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! h8@8Qw  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2Zt :]be  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? wBz?OnD/D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +-tvNX%IJ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! .^6;_s>FN  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 a+A^njk  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. gB/4ro8  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 f P'qUN  
Mother:Why ever not? 7u[U%yd  
母亲：为什么？ cQ(zBf  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! &)jBr^x#>  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。