School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ {.2\}7.c  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. X7!q/1$J  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 `h@fW- r  
Class:Hooruy! \96\!7$@O  
学生：万岁！ QdgJNT<=H,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;mEn@@{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 O q$_ q  
UF7h{V})  
f|,Kh1{e  
{_N9<i{T  
wPM&N@Pf  
s)- ;74(  
㈡ wj6u,+  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 5TJd9:\Af  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 bY#BK_8 :  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +51h
euu[o  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 rnZ$Qk-H  
aqEZhMy  
lQ?jdi  
㈢ 8;?4rrS  
Mother:How was your first day at school? e ymv/  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ~1+6gG  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :\|A.# U  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 GqHW.s5  
=dPokLXn  
K
kp dcc  
㈣ k7iko{5D  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -
 ]wT  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ketp9}u  
Mother:Why ever not? bVzi^R"  
母亲：为什么？ }O*`I(  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @?<[//1  
母亲：为什么？ ;~<To9O  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。