School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. })TXX7[h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 K."h}f
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Class:Hooruy! J.g4I|{  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. S>N/K  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 JXNfE,_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! n| [RXpAp3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 OO  /Pc  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! kM o7mkV  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 nLjc.Z\Bl  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? MET"s.v
 
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ P+s-{vv{0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! RLL2'8"A  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 B 4my  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -)dS`hM  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?=^M(TA;  
Mother:Why ever not? %yJ $R2%*y  
母亲：为什么？ UW@BAj@^@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! dLnu\bSF  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。