School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. v]U0@#/p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =P`l+k3  
Class:Hooruy! =`f"8,5  
学生：万岁！ %R-KkK<S  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;#n+$Q#:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4^{~MgQWK+  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .*c%A^>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 r=:o$e  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F:cenIaBF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 hC2_Yr>N%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 4qmaL+Q  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (7?jjH^4  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {on+ ;,  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 RtScv  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [LrA_N  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 <"}WpT  
Mother:Why ever not? p<AzpkU,A  
母亲：为什么？ u{(-`Al}L  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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母亲：为什么？ v@;!fBUt  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。