School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $_eJ@L#
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +>2.O2)%q  
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学生：万岁！ wL]#]DiE  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. mea} 9]c  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @x A^F%(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! jLO$[c`;  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 P|lDW|}D@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! G;pmR^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 IZ^:wIKo{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? T*C F5S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  5 b,|6  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =|empv#  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 #)48dW!n  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _(~E8g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 UmMu|`  
Mother:Why ever not? {]0T  
母亲：为什么？ pStbj`Eq  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ?|}qT05  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。