School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4/'N|c.  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =\Iu$2r`
 
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学生：万岁！ z}+i=cAN  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]!Oue_-;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Lu=O+{*8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (u&`Ij9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 e4\dpvL  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^2S# Uk  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 XN#&NT{t}  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? or2|O#=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /:Lu_)5   
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! E7nFb:zlV  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Qs9OC9X1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. D."=k{r.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /[=E0_t+  
Mother:Why ever not? I[d]!YI}F  
母亲：为什么？ <41ZZ0<EwY  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! QA?oJ_}y  
母亲：为什么？ fDh]tua  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。