School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. LR|LP)I  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 fL>>hBCqC  
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学生：万岁！ 8bd&XieE  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. $9)|cO  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 'tm%3` F  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =8#$'1K,v  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w,f1F;!q1  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! '7Q5"M'  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 z]:{ruvH  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? d[eN#<  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ EFSln*|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! *uoc;6  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 OiAP%7i9  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ='"DUQH|*  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 HuzHXn)  
Mother:Why ever not? `tZm  
母亲：为什么？ csABfxi
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! XqX6UEVR4  
母亲：为什么？ 9[31EiT  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。