School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5pe)CjE:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 9+PAyI#w  
Class:Hooruy! |iX>hJSl  
学生：万岁！ xW*Lceb  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. g,!.`[e'ex  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 H.E=m0np  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -]Su+/3(,  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 r|DIf28MIq  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! g?Nk-cg
  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #asi%&3pP  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? *($,ay$&H  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |N% l at  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! F[yofRN  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 KV|D]}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. o{fYoBgr  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 &]RE 5!  
Mother:Why ever not? ")\V  
母亲：为什么？ L6Brs"9B  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! IF5-@hag,  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。