School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. i'>5vU0?3  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 >mR8@kob<  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ZMiOKVl  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 D `V.gV]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! }P{Wk7#Jq  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <Q- m &  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;y1/b(t  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 yf8kBT:&S  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? t#t[cgI  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ eMFxdtH  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Q@NFfJJ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |KS,k|).  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. nu-&vX  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :E~rve'  
Mother:Why ever not? #RU8yT  
母亲：为什么？ m~Q24Z]!'&  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! k1zK3I&c_  
母亲：为什么？ 5dE=M};v  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。