School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5pH6]$  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 KnC:hus  
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学生：万岁！ Eg(.L,dj  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6PT"9vR`)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 I~Q G  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :B~m^5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 lf\x`3Vd  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! p&2oe\j$,  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 p:zRgwcn  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? H,EGB8E2  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ PZihC  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! F^CR$L& K  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1ZY~qP+n+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. R(f6uO!m  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @?*; -]#)  
Mother:Why ever not? RMHJI6?LB  
母亲：为什么？ e2kW,JV/<$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! }H:wgy`  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。