School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. M)3'\x:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2=
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Class:Hooruy! )=AWgA  
学生：万岁！ :+f6:3  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yVWt%o/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 cCs@[D#O1  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \%_sL#?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .rQcg.8/B  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! EQ]>^VE2B  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 N ;Cs? C  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? }=A+W2D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ eOahr
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1BSn#Dnj  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Vi#[kn'
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. WO$8j2!~#  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 F`>qg2wO  
Mother:Why ever not? ?}HZJ@:lB  
母亲：为什么？ G"ixw  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 0-p %.}GE  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。