School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. GABZsdFZ!  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /x VHd  
Class:Hooruy! @CprC]X  
学生：万岁！ aukcO;oG<  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. tpfgUZ{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Z}W{ iD{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! inP2y?j  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 c[dSO(=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! gf|uZ9{  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 u'YXI="(  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !09)WtsEfx  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ E^F"$Z"N  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! DfXkL
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 5`;SI36"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. K-qWT7<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 u]^s2v  
Mother:Why ever not? qeZG/\,  
母亲：为什么？ l:HQ@FX  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .OPknC  
母亲：为什么？ ,Qj G|P  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。