School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $dg9z}D  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Z~u9VYi!  
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学生：万岁！ B!S167Op  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. )u} Q:`9  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {=Q7m`1  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]\c,BWC@e  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \vbk#G hH  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F:g=i}7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 c:4P%({  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )e%}b-I'r  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ !]koSw}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! MQTdk*L_]  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 {7"0,2 Hb?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [0@`wZ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @!%n$>p/V  
Mother:Why ever not? !DXNo(:r  
母亲：为什么？ 5>_5]t {  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! WNX5iwm  
母亲：为什么？
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。