School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. #%Hk-a=>)#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =*0KH##%$  
Class:Hooruy! I{bDa'rX  
学生：万岁！ C~e&J&zh  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. h#hx(5"6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 T]er_n  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <v=$A]K  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 G3.*fSY$.<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! i2+r#Hw#5R  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;C^!T  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? K20,aWBq;3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /gX=79  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [c^!;YBp)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %fT%,( w}t  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 -R]Iu\  
Mother:Why ever not? T\ *#9a  
母亲：为什么？ A "
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @d&JtA  
母亲：为什么？ Wtwo1pp  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。