School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. N5SePA\ ,?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 yX'f"
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Class:Hooruy! TfbB1  
学生：万岁！ g2&%bNQ-5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \:To>A32  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 S?M'JoYy  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! fXV+aZ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 [f?fA[,[  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! R.FC3<TTv  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 - DO  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w Bi'KS  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ?OYK'p.  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7Ntt#C;]U  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )H'SU_YU  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2+2Gl7" s  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #s\HiO$BT  
Mother:Why ever not? RWe$ZZSz!
 
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _:B
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母亲：为什么？ *WHQ1geI8  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。