School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. &kvmLOI  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a:GM|X  
Class:Hooruy! Q
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. zrSYLG  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 L[:AUe  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! jLn#%Ia}  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |<3x`l-`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! k$5l kP.  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Q)XH5C2X  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? X'\h^\yOo  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ R<I#. KD  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! z.(DDj  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 lq.]@zlSO  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. /? d)01  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。  /s^42  
Mother:Why ever not? qGhg?u"n:  
母亲：为什么？ Uu*iL< `  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! &Qv HjjQ?u  
母亲：为什么？ (#6Fg|f4Y  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。