School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <3SFP3^:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 EmtDrx4!(f  
Class:Hooruy! ZI2K-z'e  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ZYwBw:y}y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %5Q
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &.cGj@1!J  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 LW83
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _/QKWk&j  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 *([0"  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? xWenKY,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }AMYU>YE=  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! %
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Pqr Ou  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. N27K  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {a+Fx}W
 
Mother:Why ever not? bGMeBj"R  
母亲：为什么？ 7.lK$J:  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8 7|8eU2:k  
母亲：为什么？ O" X!S_R  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。