School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. faaFmEC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1=%\4\  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. z+B"
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /7<l`RSr  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! @RF!p
 
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 s|Acv4| V  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! VDq?,4Kb  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 hpJi,4r.d  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ajz%3/R  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ >*%mJX/F  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! cvvba 60  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 *:3`$`\54  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. u%vq<|~-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Q<V?rPAcx  
Mother:Why ever not? ;'r} D!8w/  
母亲：为什么？ R1X{=ct  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Yvu!Q  
母亲：为什么？ U_HOfix  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。