School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 2dV\=vd  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Spr:K,  
Class:Hooruy! zf!\wY"`  
学生：万岁！ o"+&^  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. WY.\<$7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 l.NkS  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (=&bo p  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5KPPZmO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;(iUY/ h[h  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^$s~qQQ}B  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .]P;fCQmM  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &fNE9peQFa  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lt(-,md  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 kk\zZC <  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Z_4H2HseL  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 uRq#pYn
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Mother:Why ever not? Er+3S@sfq,  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O |I:[S},  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。