School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0n5{Wr$  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 M2UF3xD  
Class:Hooruy! [TUy><Z  
学生：万岁！ s-V5\Lip,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -YF]k}|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 muMb pF  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^gP pmb<x  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 FsZW,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! .M3]\I u  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,(h:0L2v7d  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^FaBaDcnl  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ A 9I5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >=G-^z:  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 6[r-8_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *V@>E2@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {s]yP_  
Mother:Why ever not? uVnbOqR<X  
母亲：为什么？ ]r]=Q"/5  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! j2@19YXe@  
母亲：为什么？
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。