School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. zCOgBT~p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 K{ \;2M  
Class:Hooruy! cwm_nQKk  
学生：万岁！ 7lS#f1E  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *1 G>YH  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 #[
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! hzI|A~MFB  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >@YtDl8R  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! M;0]u.D*=  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R-Z~V  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? k{VE1@  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Qfky_5R\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! e5.h ?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^/5XZ} *  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i 9g>9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9}c8Xt^&  
Mother:Why ever not? 7@6g<"I  
母亲：为什么？ RZe'Kw -  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! (mtoA#X1:h  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。