School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. h9L/.>CX  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1$
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Class:Hooruy! X-=J7G`\h#  
学生：万岁！ 1(12`3  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;Q} H'Wg,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4Gm(P~N  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Um'r6ty  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !4l\*L  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ``4lomz>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? GBsM?A:  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! *X4$'LSx1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 &k2nt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !,3U_!  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^ M4-O~  
Mother:Why ever not? K'zG[[P  
母亲：为什么？ {l-V  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! v
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母亲：为什么？ 8^Ov.$rP
 
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。