School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -t#YL
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 phCItN;  
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学生：万岁！ xhcFZTj/(  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _43'W{%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! a gkw)#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 KBC?SxJSJc  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! trx y3k;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?Vre"6U  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? s5s'[<  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -v %n@8p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! px${ "K<  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 %eOO8^N  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. *Jwx,wF}4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ldFR%v>9  
Mother:Why ever not? zgNzdO/B  
母亲：为什么？ =;Q:z^S  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3xIelTf*  
母亲：为什么？ h0.2^vM)R  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。