School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. q0c)pxD%
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 i;dr(c/ft  
Class:Hooruy! MPL2#YU/a  
学生：万岁！ 1}ToR=  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [e^i".  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ]iNSa{G  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! HE,wEKp  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9QX{b+}"e  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D3HB`{  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。  >=Rb:#UM  

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Mother:How was your first day at school? 4PF4#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <s{/ka3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #{?oUg>$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. LnyA5T  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m76]INq  
Mother:Why ever not? #UI`G3w<  
母亲：为什么？ }}xR?+4A  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -OW$  
母亲：为什么？ ~,guw7F  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。