School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. i$XT Qr0K=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。  e3%dNa  
Class:Hooruy! ~Z$Ro/;l  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. U{8x.
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7m;<b$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! x8RiYi+  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5T;,wQ<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 7U{g'<  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B|+t
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Mother:How was your first day at school? "Crm\UI6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ !t92_y3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! bAqaf#}e  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 iv62Fs'  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. y1:#0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 <sq@[\l}a  
Mother:Why ever not? ^atB
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #.n%$r  
母亲：为什么？ <xeo9'k6&  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。