School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. w1VYU>  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "5sA&^_#_  
Class:Hooruy! T.-tV[2  
学生：万岁！ zn_#}}e;G  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 7-~)/7L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 X')l04P@%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! dn Sb}J  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .jtv Hr}U  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]+B.=mO_  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^W@%(,xb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? NuUiW*|`7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ z1^
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Cg`lQYU  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 7l~^KsX  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "bWx<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 lQvgq  
Mother:Why ever not? T:H~Y+qnt  
母亲：为什么？ 9&`";
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >7~*j4g  
母亲：为什么？ j|N<6GSke  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。