School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sNNt0q(  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Lu<'A4Q1  
Class:Hooruy! kdF#Nm  
学生：万岁！ `5gcc7b  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. x JepDCUJ>  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 dpE+[O_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <7)@Jds\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /FQumqbnt  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! gsZCWT
 
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2B*9]AHny  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _p90Zm-3X  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ d_OHQpfK  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ypp>7J/  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 vZk+NS<  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. d*!,McBn  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 *V
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Mother:Why ever not? +nZx{d,wt  
母亲：为什么？ C:H9C  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,(]hykbXp  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。