School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. u23_*W\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 j `!Ge  
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学生：万岁！ xDl; tFI  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. /TPtPq<7:#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 N.q*jY=X|  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #C.  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #Ff8_xhP2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <%d!Sk4  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 xk/-TXB 0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _()1"5{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n6t@ e^  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ?ZGsh7<k  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 U$OI]Dd9  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. z k}AGw  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 j%y{d(Q4  
Mother:Why ever not? g"|>^90  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! L~;(M6Jp  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。