School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. xrPC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 _#8OHG.x  
Class:Hooruy! ZCbnDj  
学生：万岁！ Y@Zv5
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &gL &@';,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 8T#tB,<fFW  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?{O >&<~  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2-<i#nA3  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! J~jR`2+r  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %fyah}=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ][y~(&=T  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;x=kJ@  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! `]8z]PD  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9"H]zfW  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. |9F^"7Q~C  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 w<ol$2&B  
Mother:Why ever not? / ao|v  
母亲：为什么？ !Deg!f\g  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! BSGC.>$s  
母亲：为什么？ yRZb_Mq9U  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。