School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _0!<iN L  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )d7U3i  
Class:Hooruy! g<5G#  
学生：万岁！ _NB8>v
  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 28=L9q   
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >|_B=<!99W  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7oFA5T _  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ah|`),o(k  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! X:d[eAu0  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 P(Z\y^S  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9Lqo^+0)\  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n%I9l]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~PiCA  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?PDrj/: *  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. \aB"D=P\ok  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 <n)R?P(or  
Mother:Why ever not? ]]lM)  
母亲：为什么？ SCKpW#2dP{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 73tWeZ8rvx  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。