School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. HK2[]G  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ` 2V19
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Wa{`VS  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @eKec1<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Y,^@P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ).`1+b  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! jK& h~)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 fof
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {#?N  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ >I-RGW'A  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! *Doa*wQ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 LnH?dy  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kuszb~`zPY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Oi8.8M  
Mother:Why ever not? gG(fQ 89U"  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! "Q@ronP(~  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。