School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. *iUR1V Y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 c3)6{  
Class:Hooruy! $e%m=@ga  
学生：万岁！ RijFN.s  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. { 3Qlx/6<  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 g6H`uO  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! hM[I}$M&O  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 JD~]aoH  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! KkSv23In  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 h`D+NZtWm  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -e.ygiK.`S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ BAy)P1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >L^2Z*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -l<[CI  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. +L pMNnl6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Qv@)WJ="-0  
Mother:Why ever not? i+|/V&#3[  
母亲：为什么？ H6Kt^s<6xu  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! zrV~7$HL  
母亲：为什么？ uXdR-@80*  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。