School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3?oj46gP  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Vch!&8xii  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 h;sdm/  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! wXxk+DV@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ~",,&>#[K  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )t$|'c}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 dsJHhsu6  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? k,nRC~Irh  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ K# dV.  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,zY!EHpx  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Zf%6U[{ T  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8y, ]>n  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 xkzC+ _A  
Mother:Why ever not? bbO1`b-  
母亲：为什么？ N/fH%AtM  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! |k^ *  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。