School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 28 8XF9B^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 rE}%KsZ  
Class:Hooruy! 1pArZzm>  
学生：万岁！ sCR67/  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. B!vmQR*1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ;\f gF@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! /YZr~|65  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 xlhG,bb7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $GlWf  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 b )B?
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {phNds%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &*+'>UEe5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 0g+'/+Ho 4  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 q@[QjGj@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !\7!3$w'8,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ogyTO
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Mother:Why ever not?  Vh_P/C+  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +j< p \Kn>  
母亲：为什么？ ,6-:VIHQ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。