School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0: hv6Ge^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 C,l,fT  
Class:Hooruy! , %z HykP  
学生：万岁！ miQ*enZi  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. HV/:OCK  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !aF~5P7%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &U]/SFY  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 qq&U)-`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ..u{v}4&  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 13#ff  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? eP>_CrJb  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ YQG l8E'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =+j3E<w  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~ `qWEu  

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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^*.$@M  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2'S&%UyP  
Mother:Why ever not?  J3 Q_  
母亲：为什么？ T@yQOD7  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! JnBc@qnP6  
母亲：为什么？ <<MpeMi  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。