School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5RD\XgyN]  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 .cJWYMC  
Class:Hooruy! MdM^!sk&`  
学生：万岁！ )D?\ru H  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. /V}>v
  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 |>(d^<nR^v  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!  &0! f_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 4Rj;lAlwB  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! s}yJkQb  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #~<cp)!3  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ODa+s>a`^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 0Yk@O) x  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 3{OY&   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2 |lm'Hf  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U,Py+c6  
Mother:Why ever not? Teq1VK3Hr  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! w;@DcX$]  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。