School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. vtXZ`[D,l)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ./}W3  
Class:Hooruy! mA6Nmq%{ F  
学生：万岁！ 01o,9_|FL  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. jNP%BNd1f  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 tnC,1HV0[  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! >FReGiK$T  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 q%MLj./?[  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $(;0;!t.  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )5ISkbsxD  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;Y`k-R:E6A  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &y.6Hiy&  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! )[5.*g@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 f=nVK4DuZ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. BY??X=  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 n;*W#c  
Mother:Why ever not? |1Pi`^  
母亲：为什么？ s F3M= uz  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! w-?Cg8bq<  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。