School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. X"d"a={]  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /eH37H  
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学生：万岁！ WwTl|wgvyI  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. M>m!\bb%.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u9KT_` )  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Cy uRj[;B  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 aY?VP?BL  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %n9ukc~$p  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?M&@# lbG  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5PZ7-WJ/  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ )'f=!'X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -r<8mL:yW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 $Ugc:L<h+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. |3E|VGm~  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 N}%AUm/L  
Mother:Why ever not? *j]Bo,AC  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 7L&,Na  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。