School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. S4r-s;U-v/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +<
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Class:Hooruy! TFIP>$*_C  
学生：万岁！ yvPcD5s5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4 _*^~w  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !B&OK&*  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3#=%2\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 wt8?@lJ"/  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f!3$xu5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ]Wc:9Zb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? <Cbah%X  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ B=4xZJPy  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! COV8=E~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 5Op|="W.  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. b7thu5  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 |OgtAI9  
Mother:Why ever not? K *<+K<Tp  
母亲：为什么？ *%[L @WF  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2X:OS/  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。