School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. b!+hH Hv:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ncaT?~u j  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. y5vvu>nd  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 R|'ybW'Y  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |44Ploz2b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |NlO7aQ>2H  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~?l | [  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~$c\JKH-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &w\{TZ{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ::`HQ@^  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Fw_#N6Q  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 gM&{=WDG6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [z:
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 &0d#Y]D4`  
Mother:Why ever not? 9gW|}&-  
母亲：为什么？ e+EQ]<M  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!  8$=n j  
母亲：为什么？ ?d*z8w  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。