School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. GZ;Z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 sxf}Mmsk  
Class:Hooruy! `#-p,NElV  
学生：万岁！ Ky=(urAd  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 3 (Gygq#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。  /<(R  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! B3ohHxHu  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }W^V^i)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D/+@d:-G  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %Z-Tb
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Mother:How was your first day at school? krnvFZRTQ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [n
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! tSw~_s_V  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 r;@:S~  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. gwkZk-f\p  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 R$3+ 01j|  
Mother:Why ever not? -5B([jHgR  
母亲：为什么？ @Bwl)G!|  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! nff]Y$FB  
母亲：为什么？ DcM+K@1E4^  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。