School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 qZ39TTQ*p  
Class:Hooruy! JMT?+/Qbu  
学生：万岁！ kOe~0xoT@u  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. .W>8bg'u9  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !iOuIYjV  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! >QusXD"L>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x_&m$Fh  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! -}ebn*7i\  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 M?UlC   
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Mother:How was your first day at school? E"[^^<I  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Wv  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! EmDA\9~@R  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mQ9%[U,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. WAj26";M(  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {,5=U@J  
Mother:Why ever not? '(/ZJ88JP  
母亲：为什么？ ,H3C\.%w\  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .2xp.i{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。