School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. NUuIhB+  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 YQ1rS X3  
Class:Hooruy! %r(qQM.Pl  
学生：万岁！ ?;_Mxal'  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +QSH*(,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :hf%6N='kI  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! T&<ee|t@{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 y"_rDj`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O^3XhTW^\~  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 aOUTKyR ~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? '+GYw$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ #~r+Z[(,p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! F}B2nL&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |b!Bb<5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ga <=Di):  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 cA90FqUH  
Mother:Why ever not? Yqt
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母亲：为什么？ Yic4|N?u  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Gy'/)}}Z  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。