School jokes(搞笑在校园)

㈠ G,B?&gFX  
Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?;_H{/)m  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 <z',]hy  
Class:Hooruy! +ZX.1[O  
学生：万岁！ Y3<b~!f  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. X CzXS.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +|9f%f6vp  
AO $Wy
@  
y[7C% Wj  
/,X7.t_-  
OMvT;Vgg  
} #qQ2NCH  
㈡ $.9 +{mz  
Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! hD*(AJ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &5d\~{;  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! {gw[%[ZM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 \TZ|S,FS  
bH,M,xIL2  
-8/JP  
㈢ rfc|`*m}0  
Mother:How was your first day at school? k1RV'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /eb-'m  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !O8.#+  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pu#[pa  
HJ",Sle  
=6
fB*bNk]  
㈣ ~{$L
9;x  
Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .+HcAx{/2  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 a>w~FUm*  
Mother:Why ever not? I )5<DZB9  
母亲：为什么？ V,m3-=q  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! xvB8YW"  
母亲：为什么？ q=+wI"[  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。