School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 hA 3HVP_  
Class:Hooruy! SUWD]k>PH  
学生：万岁！ 6#}93Dgv4  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^^i6|l1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gIR^)m  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .*=]gZ$IE  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 < `qRA]  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 6*9}4`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~/_9P Fk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? s/"&9F3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ k)S.]!u&G  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l=`L7| ^/d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 })vOaYT|-  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. F}J-gZl  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?[ly`>KpJ  
Mother:Why ever not? 1{pmKPu  
母亲：为什么？ W-RqN!snJ8  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2^~<("+w  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。