School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6nk}k]Ji  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^f,4=-  
Class:Hooruy! !Axe}RD'  
学生：万岁！ $YX{
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6X@z(EEL  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 'u<e<hU  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! uU 7 <8G  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 XN<!.RCw  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Z^V;B _  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 DKS1Sm6d0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? IMWt!#vuY  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ \>5sW8P]H`  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ;$
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 :i!fPNn  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]ltCJq  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :=hL}(~]  
Mother:Why ever not? Yd3lL:M  
母亲：为什么？ h-PJC/>  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! eF%M2:&c;  
母亲：为什么？ 9W=(D|,
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。