School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. <j'#mUzd  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 `P~RG.HO  
Class:Hooruy! 2UquN0  
学生：万岁！ BHYEd}M  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2o;M:+KQ)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +tF,E^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 60Z)AQs;+J  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :H{8j}"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! $) $sApB  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #S5vX<"9  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \l~h#1|%;s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6pse@x?  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! zc"eSy< w$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |V&k1{V  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ~zx
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 d?>sy\{2  
Mother:Why ever not? 4ET P  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! q b'ka+X  
母亲：为什么？ aSj$62G"  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。