School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. dU3>h[q  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Al=? j#J6p  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. y$V)^-U>fw  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !H=k7s  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! &ntP~!w  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 | 8Egw-f  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! MYSc*G  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 RXS|-_$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? gLMea:  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Rue|<d1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 q}v04Yy,o  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #IGoz|m  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m?% H<4X  
Mother:Why ever not? >VUQTg  
母亲：为什么？  `pd   
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! GKujDx+h  
母亲：为什么？ jl-Aos"/  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。