School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Pr"ESd>Y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 FUqiP(A  
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学生：万岁！ 7va%-&.&t  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _9dV 3I  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ^ TS\x/P  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ah.Kb(d:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 WJWrLu92\U  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! NgQl;$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 w6tY6bf}  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? |k0VJi  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ |m%&Qb  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! g}7B0 yo  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 0%GWc}o  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.  u[u=:Y+  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 uB
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Mother:Why ever not? b~p <  
母亲：为什么？ 
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! e# DAa  
母亲：为什么？ A{k@V!A%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。