School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. lk_s!<ni  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 [A"H/Qztk  
Class:Hooruy! 'h^-t^:<>b  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +ze}0lrEL  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 CF|moc:;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]*2EK9<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 L\b]k,Ksf  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _%wK}eH+sy  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -G],H)M  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? xH<'GB)  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +{xMIl_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! G{kj}>kS_  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^:4L6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _0,"vFdj  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8 7RHA $?  
Mother:Why ever not? 7qP4B9S  
母亲：为什么？ oGm1d{_-O  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ?R;nL{  
母亲：为什么？ 3sZ,|,ueD  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。