School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,#G@ri:B  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Z=|@76  
Class:Hooruy! 5 Jhl4p}w  
学生：万岁！ /Q!F/HY3ZS  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. PewLg<?,G4  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 IjNm/${$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! e([&Nr8h  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \ *2IU"R  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! pGIeW}2'9  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 zin,yJ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 89paR[  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 4v>V7T.  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Lh}he

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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 wb}tN7~Y;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i"'k|TGW^  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^6*? a9jO>  
Mother:Why ever not? CqoL5qt  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! j- A|\:  
母亲：为什么？ f_7p.H6\  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。