School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. K aNO&%qX  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 @k-iy-|3)  
Class:Hooruy!  aS,  
学生：万岁！ "43F.!P  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. N%!{n7`N:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9i+`,r  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8QQh1q2  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 nt$q< 57  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !uqp?L^;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 5+
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Mother:How was your first day at school? puox^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 2&XNT-Qm  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Tb}op XYK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1G)I|v9R  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %{
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #|=Q5"wU  
Mother:Why ever not? -lm)xpp1  
母亲：为什么？ hRZYvZ3  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! d:=Z<Y?d/  
母亲：为什么？ 1H
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。