School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @'i+ff\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 T|;@T^  
Class:Hooruy! mu[Op*)  
学生：万岁！ SO;N~D1Z6  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2no$+4+z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o5swH6Y.)J  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! eY,O@'"8`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 |0sPka/u16  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! #G#g|x*V  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 f+x;:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [A5W+pDm  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _?`&JF?*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! '\"G{jU@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 JoZ(_Jh%m  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }D*yr3b  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 T\9~<"P^  
Mother:Why ever not? *k [J6  
母亲：为什么？ &|9.}Z8U  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! h2~4G)J  
母亲：为什么？ 9b"MQ[B4#a  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。