School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ApS/,cV  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 jF-z?  
Class:Hooruy! 5QMu=/  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. H;IG\k6C  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4b6$Mj  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! dwJ'hg  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 MdEZ839J  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! qZA?M=NT?  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 JH<q7Y6!y  

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Mother:How was your first day at school? Eiz\Nb  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ LFg<j1Gk`  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Pme`UcE3H  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _=4Dh/Dv  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #7gOtP#{  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 &\c$s  
Mother:Why ever not? #sNa}292"  
母亲：为什么？ i"|'p/9@q  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )t@OHSl  
母亲：为什么？ k)y0V:ZY]O  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。