School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +xB!T1pD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 3_ObCsJ#,  
Class:Hooruy! }9{6{TD  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Wrt3p-N"D  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 YpXUYNy  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! CShVJ:u+K\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \O`B@!da~  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! |Q.t]TR'P  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 <?QY\wyikz  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^uC1\!Q1  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ZA+$ZU^  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! HIeWgw^"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 }kGJ)zh  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ME{i-E4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \2pJ ]  
Mother:Why ever not? ,??xW{*|  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ?}lgwKBHl;  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。