School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ez0\bym  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 PN\V[#nS  
Class:Hooruy! \:sk9k  
学生：万岁！ ?@a$!_  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {v+a!#{c7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 i=Kvz4h  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! q<}PM  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 d5, FM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! -]&<Sr-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 fjkT5LNxk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? T` ;k!F46  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  3Vu8F"  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! CTU9~~Xk  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 s<{GpWT8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6ZHv,e`?  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Fhi5LhWe+.  
Mother:Why ever not? `Y\QUj  
母亲：为什么？ ")\ *2d  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +GPd  
母亲：为什么？ #f9qlM32  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。