School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sV]i/B  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 fF\*v  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >3<&V{<
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 5T7_

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! u!hq
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9NJ=~Ub-  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! s4^[3|Zrr0  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B.{8/.4  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Dh*~U:6$g  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n%7A;l!{  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \Sz4Gr0g3Z  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 U/}AiCdj@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. |:!EHFr  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Tb>IHoil  
Mother:Why ever not? XHU<4l:kl  
母亲：为什么？ BiVd k
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! fx8y`8}_  
母亲：为什么？ f(EYx)gZ  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。