School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4)Ew rU  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Qjmo{'d  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. S 9;FD3  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Bnw^W_  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! q><wzCnRu~  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;A0ZcgF  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ={50>WXE  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 P>Ru  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @]L$eOV_  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3?TUt{3g  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! JY%l1:}G3  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 t-Ble  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Nx!7sE*b$1  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ,My'_"S?  
Mother:Why ever not?  p4P"U  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! CIz_v.&:  
母亲：为什么？ &UAYYH  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。