School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "D(Lp*3hj&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 .hl_zc#  
Class:Hooruy! Aedf (L7\  
学生：万岁！ L:G#>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Y %JQ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ^xZh@e5  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! c3vb~l)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 AJPvwu}D  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! .G0 N+)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R?{+&r.X  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [0H0%z#tU&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ )g0fN+Mb  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! AU{"G  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 f-b],YE  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. .fA*WQ!lb  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 7u):J  
Mother:Why ever not? wVf~FssN  
母亲：为什么？ _fGTTw(  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ep0,4!#FAO  
母亲：为什么？ YGp+[|'  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。