School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Qfky_5R\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Y3h/~bM%
 
Class:Hooruy! Yp0/Ab(v  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. r?CI)Y;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 0QvT
 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! RZe'Kw -  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 V97,1`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [w\9as/ E  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 wZ4t
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (_4;') 9  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ H"Klj_<dH0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! tX!nsm1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 *xE,sj+(  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ork=`};  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 AW#<i_Ybf  
Mother:Why ever not? Z4){ 7|~a  
母亲：为什么？ t8+_/BXv  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! k<RZKwQc  
母亲：为什么？ H'MJ{r0,  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。