School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Im+7<3Z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !b63ik15O~  
Class:Hooruy! WL1\y|  
学生：万岁！ $ser+Jt=  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ceG&,a$\  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 A?r^V2+j  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #1gO?N(<=  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;{gT=,KQ`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O1'K>teF%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Kp&3=e;vn{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #ouE r-=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ B`1kGEx .  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ?-,6<K1  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 j^nu|  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i?-Y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 =?/&u<  
Mother:Why ever not? H%z/v|e6  
母亲：为什么？ PJK9704 6  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *
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母亲：为什么？ S3y246|4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。