School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. k78Vh$AA6%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;ml 3  
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学生：万岁！ ;oxAe<VIj  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. KZbR3mi,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /R LI,.%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! o3Vn<Z$/Cl  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \@~UDP]7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !'f3>W\   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 !>(RK"KWq]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? O%f8I'u$
 
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ m7%C#+67  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! M0c9pE  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 }#v{`Sn%^C  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kzq29S  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 nW+YOX|+  
Mother:Why ever not? 3_`szl-  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! tVqmn  
母亲：为什么？ zQH]s?v  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。