School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. o|7]8K=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 h^P>,dy0  
Class:Hooruy! JD^&d~n_  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. JM#jg-z,~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 IED7v  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! @L%9NqE`O  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 R|T_9/#)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! M%wj6!5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 '|0Dt|$  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? IKM=Q. 7j  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ui4H(A'}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =:U63  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 jg?B][  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. A6'G%of  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Urhh)i  
Mother:Why ever not? =5EG}@  
母亲：为什么？ jNN$/ZWm  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! "Hmo`EB0  
母亲：为什么？ /xjHzva^ w  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。