School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `;J`O02  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 KmTFJ,iM  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. M/dgW`c  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >36,lNt  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $`55
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 f!`?_  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! N)GHQlgH  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 G(TFv\`vH  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )N8b
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 0hV#]`9`gN  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {;u,04OVK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 o3/o2[s  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %,_ZVgh0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $_E.D>5^%7  
Mother:Why ever not? k#Sr;"  
母亲：为什么？ /HpM17   
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +tT"  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。