School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. K]oFV  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 7P?z{x':T  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yK_$6EtNKj  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +S5"4<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! QnME|j\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 vXAO#'4tm%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0g,;Yzm  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "H" 4(3  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )/1AF^ E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ mQhI"3!f  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! HJo&
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 NBwxN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 2w>WS#  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 y4PR&^l?g  
Mother:Why ever not? eY)ugq>'  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ?n)d: )Ud"  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。