School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ^ItAW$T]F  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 UABbcNW  
Class:Hooruy! Tf[dZ(+\  
学生：万岁！ WZK :.y  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. O
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @_Sp3nWdu  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Z@oKz:U  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 z Lw(@&  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! e^WqJ7j  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +f
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ;-Ado8  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5"uNj<.V  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! OPLl*bnf  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 nF|Oy0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. cqjl5UB  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Rv,Mu3\~#c  
Mother:Why ever not? ->3uOF!q  
母亲：为什么？ (gDQ\t@3-  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! BjB&[5?z  
母亲：为什么？ 0}D-KvjyP  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。