School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 3O<:eS~  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 C7&4,],  
Class:Hooruy! R;6(2bTN6  
学生：万岁！ 6\(wU?m'/  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. %s~MfK.k  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 [3++Q-rR=  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! /N+*=LIK I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ]Y;EIn  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \R45#. P6X  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6sb,*uSn%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? F+Og8^!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +DS_'Tmr  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! epi{Ayb  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 msS5"Qr  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >6 [{\uPK  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Px&*&^Gf[b  
Mother:Why ever not? [Y.3miE  
母亲：为什么？ xn(lkQ6Fm  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! w\KO1 Ob  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。