School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. (l}W\iB'd  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 SJ8Ax_9{q  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. juIi-*R!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4MUN1/DId`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $Y`oqw?g+^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Vq$8!#~w  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 5Q7Z$A1a 9  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? pT|l"q@  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _TntZv.?  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! )[wB:kG  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 0#Ae<  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. fb+_]{7g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 };Pdn7;1G:  
Mother:Why ever not? L%;fYi;n  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ij5|P4Eka  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。