School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'H:lR1(,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )'92{-A0  
Class:Hooruy! (eHvp  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 6:J @  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xj(&EGY:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #BF(#1:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +Nyx2(g<m  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! tPc'#.  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 q f-1}  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? W.{#Pg1Da  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ HX?5O$<<N  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 :43K)O"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ++BVn[1  
Mother:Why ever not? ybcQ,e  
母亲：为什么？ Lr_+)l  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Ggsfr;m\`  
母亲：为什么？ >cQ*qXI0  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。