School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 8@rF~^-_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 KyDd( 'i  
Class:Hooruy! M&",7CPD(1  
学生：万岁！ Ln+ k_  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?}W#j  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @n9iOf~<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! nSZp,?^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 8F)9.s,*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ntL%&wY  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [5M!'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? bZQ_j#{$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -wNhbV2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Kl(u~/=6  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 xB
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Q2@yUDd!  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [E}pU8.t6  
Mother:Why ever not? pf=CP%L  
母亲：为什么？ !+
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! S|IDFDn  
母亲：为什么？ IUh)g1u41O  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。