School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. $z 5kA9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 4fjwC,,  
Class:Hooruy! K(d+t\ca  
学生：万岁！ x',6VTz^  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. pv-c>8Wb6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ?.H]Y&XF  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! u|.7w2  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ecQ,DOX|b  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! o; U!{G(X  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 X;l/D}
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Mother:How was your first day at school? T&b_*)=S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ h8(>$A-  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! x-%RRm<V  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >!a- "  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. YhS_ ,3E  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。
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Mother:Why ever not? @h!Z0}dX(  
母亲：为什么？ 2l^_OrE!  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 150-'Q  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。