School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -J^(eog[6  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )Jv[xY~  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.  -@ZiS^l  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 mRZ:ie  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [g2;N,V#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 0VK-g}"x  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _FwK-?4E-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 5xOvY  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Y{*u&^0{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ r `eU~7  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l (3bW1{n  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 kD}Y|*]5-5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. pc?>cs8  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 sp*Vqd  
Mother:Why ever not? q
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母亲：为什么？ f$'2}'.!$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! !|<=ZF2  
母亲：为什么？ eW>3XD4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。