School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. L$c%u
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Z;SG<  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Z)T@`B6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,h.Jfo54,  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! uNZ>oP>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;6 6_G Sjz  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `m;"I  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 wp*&&0O!  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q '{<c3&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <bXWkj  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {e[pSD6   
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 -WBz]GW4r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 'Kzr-)JS  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 X)iWb(@k"7  
Mother:Why ever not? -,fa{yt-  
母亲：为什么？ dIfs8%kl  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! s!;VUr\  
母亲：为什么？ {F6dSF`  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。