School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [N
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /stvNIEa  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @qNY"c%H
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ag'hHF
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! AZ.QQ*GZ#y  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 onuG  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! a;[\nCK
 
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 {IOc'W-C#2  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? P5my]4|x  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ i ;B^I8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _|e&zr  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 3P!OP{`  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. &0kr[Ik.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 (rFkXK4^J  
Mother:Why ever not? Rxdj}xy  
母亲：为什么？ O.jm{x!
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! X>$Wf
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。