School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. naR0@Q"\h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 EWkLXU6t  
Class:Hooruy! [QoK5Yw{  
学生：万岁！ sl`s_$J  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. '9 [vDG~  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +b3RkkC  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ':3pq2{  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 xg;+<iW  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! YSic-6z0Ms  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 lJ}_G>GJ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7'W%blg!V  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {byBcG  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! g+
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <oT^A|JFj  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. q$Zh@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 WrxP  
Mother:Why ever not? d"*uB
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母亲：为什么？ }Mp:JPH&S4  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O7-mT8o  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。