School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wJc`^gj  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 11iV{ h  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. L$z(&%Nx  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 HO_!/4hrU  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! U#G<cV79  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! b_vKP  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 $@HW|Y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [XhG7Ly  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5gSe=|we*p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ay6]vU  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 E?0Vo%Vh  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #p<(2wN  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 VGf&'nL@,  
Mother:Why ever not? q2P_37  
母亲：为什么？ PA*1]i#2M=  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! DYF(O-hJK  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。