School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. N&,]^>^u  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^D{lPu 3  
Class:Hooruy! ^oM|<";!?D  
学生：万岁！ 9'[ N1Un.=  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. X4|4QgY  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 x=q;O+7]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! LR(-<"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 4_/?:$KO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 5PT5#[  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 MGJ.,tK1  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &;&ho+qD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ n>>Qn&ym  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9$qm
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?9{~> 4@
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 'o_:^'c  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 iB[~U3  
Mother:Why ever not? LJ)5W  
母亲：为什么？ jho**TQ P  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Om;&_!
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母亲：为什么？ !%)FJ:p  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。