School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Gt5'-Hyo  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 iJ 8I# j+N  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Ikj_ 0/%F  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 g'{hp:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )Qx&m}  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 X1;ljX  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?&GV~DYxA  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 f1}b;JJTsv  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0w<qj T^U  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ xlU:&=|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =}Xw}X+[WY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 xyc`p[n&  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i>n)T  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 n8vteGQ  
Mother:Why ever not? p:q?8+W-r  
母亲：为什么？ 3tIno!|  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! b~<Tgo_/jf  
母亲：为什么？ 2%zJI"Ic  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。