School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. rr1'| k"  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]
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Class:Hooruy! ?Fny_{&^H  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V;"2=)X  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 KW[y+c u.#  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .FgeAxflP  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 vN],9q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f'(F'TE  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 t,8?Tf+i  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? F1-"yX1B  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ eLORG(;h4  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7=}tJ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 r0lI&25
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. wzd(=*N  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2)|=+DN;  
Mother:Why ever not? GQY" +xa8]  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2\k!DF  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。