School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Y~[k_!  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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学生：万岁！ oZwu`~h Y  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ~duF2m 72  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 f )Ef
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Zb}U 4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +nU=)x?38  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ssg1p#0J  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 vMYL( ]e  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? X([p0W 9V(  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Fv$oXg/  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! v@ifB I  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8@A}.:  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. xVN(It7g  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 N.UeuLz  
Mother:Why ever not? 7&&3@96<*#  
母亲：为什么？ <N{Y*,^z  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2$TwD*[  
母亲：为什么？ #Oi{7~  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。