School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. o)WSMV(&f  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 - mXr6R?  
Class:Hooruy! =1Jo-!{{  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !7?wd^C'f  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4tWI)}+ak  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Bk<P~-I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 *h9vMks o  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! P^-9?uBno  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 #IDCCD^1=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2_v>8B  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! LcF3P 4  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 G> >_G<x  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. pXa? Q@6  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 eRbO Hj1  
Mother:Why ever not? Eq{TZV  
母亲：为什么？ O?Tg`]EX  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! XvY-C  
母亲：为什么？ c-d}E!C:  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。