School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 8XE0 p7  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P,], N)  
Class:Hooruy! D{}\7qe  
学生：万岁！ eS+LFS7*k  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =swcmab;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Lf<9GYNy>`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! B)iJH  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 -4a&R=%p  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! YRXe j  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 l#:Q V:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? smNr%}_g  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Sy~Mh]{E  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! IT"jtV  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 {hR23eE)#  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. l\GN
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 l{yPO@ut`F  
Mother:Why ever not? [J#(k`@  
母亲：为什么？ p*,mwKN:  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! zAIC5fvu  
母亲：为什么？ S^.=j oI  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。