School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. :d({dF_k;p  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 SB1[jcJ  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. T<M?PlED  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 AsAFUuI  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ZOn_dYjC  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! @?d?e+B  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 H|K("AVP:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \gd6Yx^[  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3&9zGy{V+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! RpAiU  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 C Oa.xyp  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. '%ebcL  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Efvq?cG&  
Mother:Why ever not? ~?-qZ<9/  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )2]a8JVf  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。