School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. u{maE ,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 4~=/CaG~  
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学生：万岁！ $+qJ#0OE$  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 0q(}nv  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ZW n j-  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! `Et)@{iP  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <m:8%]%M6  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?bu-6pkx]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 |GJSAs"L@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? nn!W-Bsqjh  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &OD)e@Tc  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Mq;m+{B  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 H@o3u>}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. :G\f(2@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 %_N-~zZ1E  
Mother:Why ever not? ;@xSJqT  
母亲：为什么？ /iFtW#K+  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8TIc;'b
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。