School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 's.e"F#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 jGi{:}`lB  
Class:Hooruy! 0l3[?YtXc  
学生：万岁！ $4mCtonP=  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Xj{gyLs  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。  )m#Y^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! wH$qj'G4CN  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 wz)s  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _Vl~'+e  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -u(,*9]cJ*  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? P-a8S*RRa  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ \WBO(,]V  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Y=4 7se=h"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Do77V5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. L2p?]:-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 064k;|>D  
Mother:Why ever not? oNIYO*[  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2WDe34   
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。