School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. @#yl_r%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 k=9k4l  
Class:Hooruy! 2yVQqwQm  
学生：万岁！ (V0KmNCW`  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. t:n$9WB)  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,fvhP $n  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! .x1.`Y   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 tg
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _o==  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 TWdhl9Ot  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? cCcJOhk|d  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j9.%(*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! iYGa4@/uM  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 r|y\FL  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. P>Ru  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;8w CQ  
Mother:Why ever not? N!<X%Ym  
母亲：为什么？ 6\? 2=dNX  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! f;!L\$yKy  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。