School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. )0
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 81F9uM0  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. :
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 E.h*g8bXe  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Eci\a]  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @7}W=HB  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Uo49*Mr  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?,/ }`3Vw  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? PT ~D",k  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ G@0&8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! V`5O{Gg  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _c07}aQ ],  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 4H/OBR  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 SbZ6t$"  
Mother:Why ever not? [g,}gyeS(  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! z?zL97H  
母亲：为什么？ >_} I.\X  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。