School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. i Qa=4'9;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;mauA#vd  
Class:Hooruy! c:u2a/Q?  
学生：万岁！ 1Q!^%{Y;  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 2>F`H7W  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \= 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! yv(\5)XF  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 H|8i|vbi  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! GmdS~Fhp  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 js[H $  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? V\/5H~L  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ yIf>8ed]#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ey]P >J  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i{MzQE+_^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. K{__rO  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +8 }p-<a  
Mother:Why ever not? (;2]`D [x  
母亲：为什么？ +`+r\*C5  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;T|hNsSt  
母亲：为什么？ tW \q;_DSr  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。