School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 1*L^^%w  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 3`xsK[  
Class:Hooruy! jmSt?M0.xV  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }'PG!+=I  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ]W+)ee|D  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! z}iSq$  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 lx`q *&E  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 7:z>+AM[r  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ' 4,y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 8~;{xYN )  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ A
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7,f:Qi@g  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 PBCb0[\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. q)NXyy4BT  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 DQ%`v=  
Mother:Why ever not? E1#H{
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母亲：为什么？ K4_~ruhr  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! N`f!D>b:dn  
母亲：为什么？ c$.
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。