School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?MN?.O9-  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 %q:V  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. f PDn
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o"5R^a@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! %,)[%
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >Y[{m $-  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 1UmV&  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 o&X!75^G>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? C96|T>bk  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Q=>@:1=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 s%p(_pB  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "Tfbd^AU  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 >.zk-`>-  
Mother:Why ever not? S .1~#  
母亲：为什么？ Hk.+1
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $~U_VQIA^  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。