School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ""GeO%J8  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 wHSas[4k  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. '%@fW
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 N`FgjnQ`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Q+ r4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,J|8P{ZO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! J.
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3g!tk9InG  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ '.jr
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! "*E#4e[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 26yjQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. -e6
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8lAs~c  
Mother:Why ever not? bL: !3|M  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;9>(yJI+  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。