School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. b0oMs=uBn  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;G%R<Z  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. l\C.",CEcc  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =UV`.d2[  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |P%Jw,}]9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 >
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %n*-VAfE\  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 aA,!<^&}  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? x)@G;nZ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &Y }N|q-  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! irfp!(r  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 6fw(T.Pe  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. j:VbrR  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 b9l;a+]d  
Mother:Why ever not? OLE[UXD-E  
母亲：为什么？ fZoHf\B]{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! jbAx;Xt'=M  
母亲：为什么？ OynXkH]0T+  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。