School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 1|l)gfc
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2Pem%HE~P  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. M~ i+F0  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Q2[prrk%j  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! j5,^
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 y} $P,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! KTLbqSS\  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 l?o-!M{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )y%jLiQv  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *gM,x4Y  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! EI=Naq  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [w&#+h-q  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?u_gXz;A  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #K:-Bys5v  
Mother:Why ever not? $S6HZG:N  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! BrlzN='j}  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。