School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. z}yntY]n  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -ZH]i}$  
Class:Hooruy! pq+Gsu1^  
学生：万岁！ EbuOPa  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [3;J,P=&  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 zm\=4^X  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]plg@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 KnbT2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! SC74r?NFA  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 1C^6'9o  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? a"EP`  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ cgc|G  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 0vQ@n
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 G#@o6r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %L}9nc%~eP  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;VeC(^-eh6  
Mother:Why ever not? *J=`"^BO  
母亲：为什么？ s[nXr  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! hZVF72D26  
母亲：为什么？ :R{Xd{?  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。