School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. wBuos}/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "b~-`ni  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 .eBo:4T!d  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Z2t'?N|_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5WlBec@  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %%-?~rjI  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 qsA`\%]H  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? KUV(vAY,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Wr j<}L|  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5bj9S  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. G7qB
  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 pdw;SIoC  
Mother:Why ever not? h,*-V 'X.k  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! y/.I<5+Bu  
母亲：为什么？ M#u~]?hS  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。