School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.  G\ru%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 svHs&v  
Class:Hooruy! dl;^sn0s  
学生：万岁！ G%Wjtrpj  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. OqHD=D[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {6 C!^ 5  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! k`'^e
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .ie\3q)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Xj.6A,}^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 qMmh2a&  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (wo.OH  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! j1_CA5V
  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 OU/PB  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. p*8=($j4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?2E@)7  
Mother:Why ever not? XSpX6fq  
母亲：为什么？ d+\o>x|Y!Y  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ApG_Gd.  
母亲：为什么？ PI)lJ\  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。