School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. M&e8zS  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. H m8y]>$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9[{sEg=C$e  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! uu@<&.r\C  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ua:9`+Dff  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! dqz1xQ1  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6o(lObfo  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?o>6S EGW  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ pXNtN5@FQ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ?\d5;%YSr  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |VYr=hjo  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. tnJ`D4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 vVdxi9yk  
Mother:Why ever not? !xH,y  
母亲：为什么？ ++gPv}:$X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! R05T5Q1]A  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。