School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.  dvz6  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 RLzqpE<rJ  
Class:Hooruy! ?P4y$P  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. +5 gX6V\  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 fEiNHVx  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ecO$L<9>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;PnN$g]Q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! R3.w")6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 f`_{SU"3  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? <:T/hm$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [>\e@ =  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! adRIg:2  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 c5:0`~5Fn  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. RlbJ4`a  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 t0kZFU  
Mother:Why ever not? Fy!s$!\C0  
母亲：为什么？ ^:mKTiA-  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! %M/L/_d  
母亲：为什么？ g0;
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。