School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. *:L?#Bw  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 iVy7elT;R  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,!7 H]4Qx  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `"&da#N]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! k;w- E  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 G|( ]bvJ?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! j}~86JO+Cw  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 $+>M{fg?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ,0hA'cp  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ JWMpPzs  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! q.2ykL  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 3>R#zJf  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Fl1;;F  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 = Wu *+paQ  
Mother:Why ever not? 5lm<%  
母亲：为什么？ d"6&AJ5a  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,:Lb7bFv>  
母亲：为什么？
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。