School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ]ZzoJ7lr  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 uQGz;F x  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ds*m6#1b  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 O^.%C`*  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ],;D2]<s  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 p+, 1Fi  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cQ8dc+ {  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 UI!6aVL.  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? rr
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j~M#Ss-H8  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! OSp?okV  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9pWi.J  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `WH[DQ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 F\>oxttS1
 
Mother:Why ever not? ZlthYuJ  
母亲：为什么？ j((hqJr  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \,>_c  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。