School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. |gW>D=rkj  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 |#);^z_  
Class:Hooruy! +pcpb)VL  
学生：万岁！ dMw0Aw,2]8  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 |^^'GZ%a  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! l&@]   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 B zmmE2~*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 59;p|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 diF-`~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? AM4lAq_  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ _yi`relcq-  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! h\#\hx  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Y[l*>}:w  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kcg{z8cd'r  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /a}F;^  
Mother:Why ever not? e5/f%4YX  
母亲：为什么？ w\o?p.drp=  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )YE3n-~7{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。