School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. AZ<=o  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =~gvZV-<  
Class:Hooruy! a'T;x`b8U,  
学生：万岁！ dr"1s-D4IQ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. x1a:u  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 fQFk+C  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! d zMb5puH  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 MK*r+xfSae  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q{/Ef[(a@  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 TqQ[_RKg2  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \7_y%HR  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {RPI]DcO/  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! V[V[~;Py  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 iow"n$/  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. IGgL7^MF  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ,: ^u-b|  
Mother:Why ever not? {{1G`;|v9  
母亲：为什么？ *^r}"in  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! o;*Q}Gr<M  
母亲：为什么？ fV~~J2IK  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。