School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. d7^}tM  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 yZ7&b&2nLn  
Class:Hooruy! (y'hyJo  
学生：万岁！ Y;eZ9|Ht9  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [|wZ77\  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -:^U_FL8un  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! "s-"<&>a(  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 a~`eQ_ND  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! k8yE
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8$cLG*=h4  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? T.F!+  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! P;y45b  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 RU{twL.B  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >{]%F*p4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 G5_=H,Vmd  
Mother:Why ever not? g'f@H-KCD  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! BR_1MG'{)$  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。