School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. gB!K{ Io'  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 m:77pE&o  
Class:Hooruy! @g*=xwve=~  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. X0X!:gX  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 F=C8U$'S  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |C9qM  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 YShtoaCx>  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?@ ei_<A{  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 H4'xxsx  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? jV^Dj  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %?l
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! irNGURLm  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 s}Q%]W  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 4a;8XAl  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 rJJI<{$  
Mother:Why ever not? dB7E&"f  
母亲：为什么？ D/_=rAl1  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sa8Sy&X"  
母亲：为什么？ ]p~QdUR(  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。