School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0j[%L!hny  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 }vQY+O  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. xx,|n  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \05 n$.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ['@R]Si"!  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 efm#:>H  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!  Qs\!Kk@  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [\)irCDv  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? XNB4KjT  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ CGCSfoS9f  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! I)f54AX  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 liVj-*m  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. = k>ygD_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 2(NN QU@Uz  
Mother:Why ever not? O`='8'6zW\  
母亲：为什么？ {@3p^b*E)1  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8Sg:HU\  
母亲：为什么？ WJw %[_W  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。