School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6eD[)_?]y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;`+,gVrp  
Class:Hooruy! 'Bx7b(xqk  
学生：万岁！ 7d*<'k]{,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. s7?kU3y=s  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ~6nQ-  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1jyWP#M#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 r4sR5p]|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8z-Td-R6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 0AEs+=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? u@HP@>V  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ vIJdl2(^E  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -*EJj>x  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1\p
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. L0Cf@~k  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /iK )tl|X  
Mother:Why ever not? G-qxQD1wK  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! jd{J3s '%  
母亲：为什么？ ]~P?  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。