School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. W]} #\\$z  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !}z%#$  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. O)Xd3w'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u4go*#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! LBW.*PHW  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 C}x4#bNK  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ztRWIkI q  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ju
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Z)C:]}Ex  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 113Z@F  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 34"{rMbQ  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. daaga}]d  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #R~">g:w  
Mother:Why ever not? Z\ "Kd  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! @t{{Q1  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。