School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 97pnq1b  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 $paE6X^  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. (Z8wMy&:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ed#>q;jX  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! AG"iS<u  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 jH<,dG:{  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! L5CnPnF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 (@S9>z4s  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? >E WK cocM  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! rw75(Lp{  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 m;S%RB^~H  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. jRxzZt4  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 jJ?G7Q5l  
Mother:Why ever not? u3sr
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! l I2UpfkBP  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。