School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. x1\,WOrmK  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Ji_3*(  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. $ZD1_sJ.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 nk,X6o9%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! MO+g*N  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %nQii?1`i  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! c(.2D  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 wRn]  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 31\l0Jg  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :b[ [}'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 8<Cu S  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 RU3:[(7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. a9C8Q l  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Ah,X?0+  
Mother:Why ever not? GsG.9nd  
母亲：为什么？ Yy6Mkw7X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )-q#hY  
母亲：为什么？ 9kmkF,  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。