School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. gD`|N@W$5  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 {}>s0B  
Class:Hooruy! i
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学生：万岁！ }o^VEJc`O  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. KU:RS+,e;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 mN+ w,  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ,i0Dw"/u  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 PX!$
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! DXFU~J*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ]=Im0s  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? iN\m:m  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Jc8^m0_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^!a4!DGVT  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 2;&K*>g&.  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. d'p]F~a
 
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \.!+'2!m  
Mother:Why ever not? e'"2yA8dh"  
母亲：为什么？ N>a. dYXr  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,_+Gb  
母亲：为什么？ gl.uDO%.  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。