School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fH%C&xj'&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2>m"CG  
Class:Hooruy! ;6`7 \  
学生：万岁！ Kn}Y7B{  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yjM!M|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 22`e7  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! \(U|&  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 X|y0pH:S  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <SRo2rjRa  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @`aPr26>?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 'r}y{`3M  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ G_xql_QR  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^O**ZndB/  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^%qQ)>I=j  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ngzQVaB9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [V0%=q+R  
Mother:Why ever not? TIno"tc3  
母亲：为什么？ /L` +  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! !iUT Re  
母亲：为什么？ TtgsM}Fm  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。