School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +i)1 jX<  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 {Ua5bSbh  
Class:Hooruy! ZnJnjW PQ  
学生：万岁！
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. y!v$5wi  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 LZoth+:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #); 6+v  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2#E;5UYu  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8wy"m=>=b}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;ib~c,  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? d@w I: 7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ N9*$'  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #|e<l1F  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 6Edqg
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. XSxya.1  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 4({=(O  
Mother:Why ever not? h5Z\9`f[  
母亲：为什么？ N&GcWcq  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ZHF@k'vm/9  
母亲：为什么？ N&ddO-r[s  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。