School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \zcR75  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 g4u6#.m(  
Class:Hooruy! pMJm@f  
学生：万岁！ |BUgsE  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @,j,GE%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +n<W#O%  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! B Dp")[l  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 -p?&vQDo`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! CBv0fQtL  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 PXyv);#Q`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ]}kw'&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ap8q`a{j^  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 4l7 Ny\J  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 zn>+
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ;NH^+h  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $}AbR:z  
Mother:Why ever not? Ia<V\$#  
母亲：为什么？ )tKSooW  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! R+U$;r8l  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。