School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [FB&4>V/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !\aV0,  
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学生：万岁！ q1UBKhpnH  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. --Oprl  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 c+1vqbqHG  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?4:rP@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6%>/og\%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _~ v-:w  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 w-lrnjs  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? P!5Z]+B#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ AQ-mE9>P  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! P2>:p%Z
  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 zgK;4 22$m  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. B-$+UE>%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 XHy?  
Mother:Why ever not? fc3 Fi'^  
母亲：为什么？ 3a%xn4P  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 5|CzX X#U  
母亲：为什么？ U>oW~Z  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。