School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 14 (sp  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 C2\zbC[qm  
Class:Hooruy! j0s$}FPUI  
学生：万岁！ O~Bh(_R&  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. uL^`uI#I  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 T k@~w  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1Kd6tnX  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 =itQ@``r  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! t[@>u'YKt  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 5pK _-:?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? j#Tl\S!m.I  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -4P `:bF  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! }W&9}9p"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +.OdrvN4)  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. '4Fwh]Ee  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ,>8w|951'  
Mother:Why ever not?  1X&jlD?  
母亲：为什么？ h72CGA|  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Z*Gf`d:  
母亲：为什么？ >P&1or)e%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。