School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. cWaSn7p!X  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I\{ 1u  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n8 i] z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @7]yl&LZ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! IGQaDFr  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2B[X,rL.pX  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! jyUjlYAAv`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 9igiZmM  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? jh%Eq+#S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ x(6SG+Kr  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! KNvZm;Q6  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 gnOt+W8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Lv;^My  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 %KhI>O<  
Mother:Why ever not? 36Zf^cFJ  
母亲：为什么？ iDp)FQ$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! D9
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。