School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. X0y?<G1(a  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 8^/+wa+G  
Class:Hooruy! cT-K@dg  
学生：万岁！ 3y
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. @72x`&|I?u  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 6IEUJ
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! t|;%DA)fjw  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 j\2]M  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 44|deE3Z  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2?GXkPF2;A  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .aNO( /kO  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7w "sJ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! f5@.^hi[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p QluGIX0V  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. EVR! @6@  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 r2RBrZ@1  
Mother:Why ever not? n}19?K]g  
母亲：为什么？ I+0c8T(:  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 3PfiQ|/b  
母亲：为什么？ <z^SZ~G  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。