School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ikSm;.  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J:{$\m'  
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学生：万岁！ 2!Mwui;%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. /Ww_
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 QzzV+YG$(4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3Mnm2*\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \Lz2"JI  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q}?yj,DD  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :oH~{EQ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Dn6k,nVh  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `o9vE0^T<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! W.xlS
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 F^m`j6  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. m"2KAq61  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 M>mk=-l  
Mother:Why ever not? v}=3  
母亲：为什么？ reyN5n~4U  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! {\OIowa  
母亲：为什么？ @$5GxIw<l  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。