School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. k
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6G=j6gK%P  
Class:Hooruy! M1KqY:9E  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ZXm/A0)S  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Y ')x/H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! dAy?EO0\7  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?lP':'P  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! %2v4<icvq  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 L|p Z$HB  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? qvPtyc^fN  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Z?\>JM >;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! B ~OZ2-~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 720DV+o  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. kh`"
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 6i}iAP|0  
Mother:Why ever not? s_mS^`P7  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! P-9<YN  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。