School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. P]4@|u;=6[  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 (!T\[6  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. SKVQ !^o  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Cil1wFBb  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! a'7RzN ,]  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 dEfP272M  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! [UB]vPXm$  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 M"8?XD%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? B &)wJG  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ r?WOum  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 8VMD304  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 "O%xQ N  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. vH{JLN2  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 V4|l7  
Mother:Why ever not? IKnXtydeI}  
母亲：为什么？ qhNYQ/uS  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! t8Giv89{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。