School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'MB+cz+v  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 N~or
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Class:Hooruy! o8IqO'  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -]Mk} z$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 GukwN]*OY  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ";jAHGbO  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 D&@ js!|5  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! b j<T`M!  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 NNTrH\SU#  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? J p%J02  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ;j(*:Nt1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l^o>7 cM  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 R`@7f
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. p;R&h4H  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {l_D+B;  
Mother:Why ever not? ;eO Ye3;c  
母亲：为什么？ gh"_,ZhZt  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! {_z6  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。