School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. LKCj@NdV  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 o6JCy\Bx  
Class:Hooruy! MfJ;":]O!  
学生：万岁！ Zt3"4d4  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;pK/t=$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 jf_xm=n  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7 &y'\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 zZrUS'8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! (;RmfE'PX  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 z8HOig?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q)Qd+:a7{  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ELh`|X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! nE$8-*BZ_  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 TQXp9juK  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. a: Ch"la  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 N~c Y~a  
Mother:Why ever not? uBdS}U  
母亲：为什么？ {s]yP_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! A1VbqA  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。