School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. FD*y[A ?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ?`vb\K<5H;  
Class:Hooruy! J+zqu  
学生：万岁！ =4I361oMf  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. __9673y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 E'ZWSpP  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #Kl;iY:n  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 I;7{b\t Q  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! LP\ Qwj{  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ka'MF;!rc  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? QIw.`$H+  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ,&k
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!  }QI*Ns  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~vXul`x  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?{[H+hzz0  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Dn@ n:m  
Mother:Why ever not? P8EGd}2{8  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! E|6|m8  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。