School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "f<gZsb  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 2LR y/ah  
Class:Hooruy! fVgN8b|&'  
学生：万岁！ fzw:[z:%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. X`EVjK  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 bM5V=b_H  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! T iL.py,  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 d (x'\4(K  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! U}DE9e{/!  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %F
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @k)J i!7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ P7zUf  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! u?fM.=/N  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 0G-obHe0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?<^8,H  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 d/F^ez  
Mother:Why ever not? *k_<|{>j(  
母亲：为什么？ WEX7=^k9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8f[ztT0`g  
母亲：为什么？ "adic?5  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。