School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ^d*>P|n*@e  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a5M>1&j/eC  
Class:Hooruy! <GN?J.B  
学生：万岁！ De_</1Au!2  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. as4NvZ@+r  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %-Z~f~<?  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! [4j;FN Fa  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 s_LSsyqo  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! A\)X&vR[6  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,GIqRT4K  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? mtHz6+  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ $@)d9u cd  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! U^&Cvxc[[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 #8jd,I%L  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Gu).*cU  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 rR~X>+K  
Mother:Why ever not? `WS_*fJ5  
母亲：为什么？ ~0|hobk  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2\de|'  
母亲：为什么？ Fr3t[:D  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。