School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5f1yszd  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Q[}mH: w  
Class:Hooruy! 
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Ar|_UV>Zf  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Wjj'yqBO^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! o<x2,uT  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 p}C3<
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! RlpW)\{j?  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `/0FXb 8h  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ,#s}nJ4  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `LNRl'Zm  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~x824xW  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ll6~8PN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. c: _l+CgeH  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {uq  
Mother:Why ever not? T@X!vCjf6  
母亲：为什么？ 2 &R-zG  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;hRo} +\l  
母亲：为什么？ [IiwpC  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。