School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. s-ou;S3s  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Aa Ma9hvT!  
Class:Hooruy! 0x &^{P~  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. WE"'3u
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ie,{C  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! I|5OCTu
 
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \wCL)t.cX  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \*N1i`99  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 P}I*SV0  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :Rn9rdX  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ xle29:?l  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! wf4Q}l2,d  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 'YeJGzsJp  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. DIRCP=5  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 EGt)tI&  
Mother:Why ever not? !:8!\gE^P  
母亲：为什么？ 40E[cGz$*  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! d0
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母亲：为什么？ %xRS9A4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。