School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. C6D Eq>v  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 q _:7uQ  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. gA2]kZg  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %kQ[zd^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^c){N-G  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 edlsS}8^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! }
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Mother:How was your first day at school? E/>kvs%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5d)\Z0s  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!  `EVy  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 {iTA=\q2O  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ( D
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Qf}}/k|)k  
Mother:Why ever not? A$::|2~  
母亲：为什么？ GVM)-Dp]  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! z3yAb"1Hg  
母亲：为什么？ ,T+.xB;Q@  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。