School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. yQNV@T<o  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 %]2,&  
Class:Hooruy! fHRMu:q  
学生：万岁！ 8s{?v&p  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. d5`3wd]]'v  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 lQ'GX9hN@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! s$D ^>0  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6( CDNMzj  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Jg}K.1Hs  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 T~0k"uTE  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %a+mk E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }XO K,Hw  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ms~{
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8_<4-<}P:  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 26&'X+n&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 &0 >Loja`^  
Mother:Why ever not? R}^~^#  
母亲：为什么？ "j;4 k.`h  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +gtrt^:]l  
母亲：为什么？ <:SZAAoIV  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。