School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >XtfT'  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 L:HvrB
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Class:Hooruy! b8K]>yDAh  
学生：万岁！ L[<#>/NPy  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. k;\gYb%L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Avw=*ZW  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! JQ?`l)4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 mx^Ga=: ?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! a&>NuMDI  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Zv!`R($  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? t5{P'v9J  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ X+!+&RAN*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! t"$~o:U&)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 gGMfy]]R  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. F` ybe\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @jn&Wf?  
Mother:Why ever not? zamMlmls^  
母亲：为什么？ 3y)\dln  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! X%b1KG|#(  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。