School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. A#p@`|H#B  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P]y5E9 k  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ?r@ZTuq#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 mhs%b4'>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $4?%Z>'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 k20H|@g2  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 8G@FX $$Q  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [6D>2b}:{[  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {UhZ\
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +\E\&^ZQ  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Oc8+an1m  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?W|POk}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. C=Zuy^  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Nd0Wt4=  
Mother:Why ever not? weDv[b5i  
母亲：为什么？ \Z~m6;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! oW8[2$_N+  
母亲：为什么？ D2hvf^g'*  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。