School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Z9TUaMhF  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Y?1 3_~ K  
Class:Hooruy! o$S/EZ  
学生：万岁！ fj/sN HU  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Myal3UF  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +{qX,  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! p "J^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 T7wy{;  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 2l7Sbs7  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /b44;U`v5-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6m=FWw3y  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6:(R/9!P  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! \[nvdvJv  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |=dmxfj@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. li U=&wM>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5|4
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Mother:Why ever not? stb)Tl^  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! aMUy^
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。