School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. cVXLKO  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ew>XrT=Zm  
Class:Hooruy! ()Y~Q(5ji  
学生：万岁！ UE8kpa)cQ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vk}n,ecl  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 OSRp0G20k\  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! / kF)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 W\>fh&!)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Cz9xZA{[M  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ,kyJAju>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ EuEZ D+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! =rMUov h  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i[O& )N,c  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. |-fgj'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /fKx}}g)  
Mother:Why ever not? >Rl"  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! E@z<:pG{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。