School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 'sXrtl7{^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 YXZP-=fB>i  
Class:Hooruy! g4Q' Fub+I  
学生：万岁！ ,(Ol]W}  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. pg!MtuC}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 |x.^rx`  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :4-,Ru1C"  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,*dLE   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 1pg#@h[|t  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? J}[[tl  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ maDWV&Db  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9r+'DX?>  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Ww60-d}}Q  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ,`RX~ H=C  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 tc/  
Mother:Why ever not? 
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母亲：为什么？ c_S~{a44Ud  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #;~HoOK*#  
母亲：为什么？ dt@c,McN|Q  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。