School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. GFidriC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 V1G]LM  
Class:Hooruy! ))N^)HR  
学生：万岁！ =DgD&_  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 1"k@O)?JP  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 a lR}|ez  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! d~8Q)"6 [  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 lVdExR>H  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! w~9gZ&hdp  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 9HE)!Col  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q)[gVL  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ [D)A+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !m;VWGl*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 x>@UqUJV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. L,<.rr$:  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 4aRYz\yT=  
Mother:Why ever not? ~(8A&!#,!  
母亲：为什么？ _#_Ab8#  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2'_sGAH  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。