School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %z1^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 I<sUB4T>#W  
Class:Hooruy! =H23eOS_#  
学生：万岁！ %L]sQq,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]NBx5m+y@i  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 lEwQj[ k  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! KMkD6g  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .TdFI"Yn  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! c%hXj#;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 y;fF|t<y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? \WTKw x  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ r9N?z2X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! "&f|<g5  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 kO*\JaD  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. BI-'&kPk  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Q<D_QJ  
Mother:Why ever not? gI2'[OU  
母亲：为什么？ ^?(#%~NS  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ?.F^Oi6 u  
母亲：为什么？ $'5rS$]a/  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。