School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. uK]-m  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 5dGfO:Dy_  
Class:Hooruy! 9wlp AK  
学生：万岁！ Pbd[gKX_  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _@i-?Q  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )DmydyQ'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3-btaG'P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +`bnQn]x+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! v%$l(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^&D5J\][  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? x <a}*8"  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ I{I
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :tBe/(e4#  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 vf zC2  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. O:sqm n  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ] )iP?2{  
Mother:Why ever not? >fMzUTJ4  
母亲：为什么？ #K0/ >W  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )w~1VcnJEp  
母亲：为什么？ tA^+RO4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。