School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. g{^~g  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U'aJCM  
Class:Hooruy! VVJIJ9L&C  
学生：万岁！ 9? y&/D5O  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. H<9_BA?  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 H~ E<ek'~  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Y'<wE2ZL)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 3Fw7q"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :cvT/xhO  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 G=/^]E  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? c] -  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +ib&6IU  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 hg2Ywzfm-  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. d$^@$E2f  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 y* :C~  
Mother:Why ever not? U@9v(TfV  
母亲：为什么？ &F:%y(;{Y  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! WjguM  
母亲：为什么？ :T{VCw:*  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。