School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. k<Oy%+C  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 kaO{#i2-  
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学生：万岁！ 5)*6V&  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -fPT}v  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 e YDUon  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^S=cNSpC  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w"6aha*%7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! l $w/Fz  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %`oHemSy  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? X~zRZ0  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6Pijvx^0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! HTN$ >QTI  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 u GIr&`S  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ZM 8U]0[X  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 BPiiexTV9  
Mother:Why ever not? E[*0Bo]  
母亲：为什么？ 7vq DZg  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Dt|fDw$]D  
母亲：为什么？ 19&)Yd1  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。