School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. q@(1Yivk  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 t)YUPDQ@J  
Class:Hooruy! =96
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. KQ&Y2l1*>>  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 MkwU<ae AB  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! m6^ 5S  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Q]@c&*_|  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! i[\w%(83Fi  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7p
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @5xu>gKn  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ GF8 -_X  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! owvS/"@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +Mk#9r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. =!BobC- [b  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [$pmPr2  
Mother:Why ever not? jNA1O68N  
母亲：为什么？ Rf)ke("  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! fiVHRSX60  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。