School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. AG}j'   
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 tFc<f7k  
Class:Hooruy! ]LZ#[xnM7  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]\ !ka/%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /*>}y$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +jZa A/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ;,6C&|n]w  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! -0<vmU  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 sbX7VfAR`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0{%@"Fb0O  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ QW,:'\G  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ME0u|_dPjz  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )=()  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8x)i{>#i  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 "_LqIW1  
Mother:Why ever not? HfhI9f_x  
母亲：为什么？ =No#/_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ~GX ]K H  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。