School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 7Aio`&^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 J3~hzgY  
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学生：万岁！ Jh$"fr3  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. F)/~p&H  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 1Y=AT!"V  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +urS5c* j  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2cCWQ"_,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you!
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Kc%n(,+%"  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _%wK}eH+sy  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -G],H)M  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! gX@nPZjg  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 psIkG0 &  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. d"
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 _W0OM[  
Mother:Why ever not? D=r-  
母亲：为什么？ 50LHF%  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。