School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. jZzTnmm&?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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学生：万岁！ @2/|rq  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. OIL8'xY.w  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 uD>=  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! d]
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 o]4\Geg$  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! IgG[Pr'D  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 bsF_.S*k@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Y@0'0  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ SOhM6/ID2/  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! e4YP$}_L  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )&c#?wx'w  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]alc%(=  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 t`
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Mother:Why ever not? ]a4U\yr  
母亲：为什么？ &bW,N  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! uqC#h,~ 0  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。