School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. :Sr?6FPc  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ~+yZfOcw  
Class:Hooruy! `@[l\.Vt:  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. i AdGgK  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 X) V7bVW  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #05jC6  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 f-Jbs`(+  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )qL&%xz  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 qve ./  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ~ 3^='o  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 'Gx$Bj  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NYwR2oX  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 G8nrdN-9  

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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. glj
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 O*[{z)M.  
Mother:Why ever not? xl(@C*.sC1  
母亲：为什么？ `s|]"'rX  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! L*h{'<Bz  
母亲：为什么？ 7FLXx?nLY  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。