School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. =UJ:tSr  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 %JHGiCv|  
Class:Hooruy! sh`s/JRf  
学生：万岁！ [I$BmGQ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. u*tN)f3  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :SGF45>B@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! weE/TW\e  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 OQ>x5?um  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! o(r\E0I  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R&Jm +3N  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? gUpb4uN  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ #z2rzM@/:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 'C ~y5j  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 u#V5?i  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ju3*lk/j-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1QU:?_\6@t  
Mother:Why ever not? <X7FMNr[  
母亲：为什么？ 5K<5kHpvJ{  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ni6{pK4Wqm  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。