School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. e&]`X HC9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 OYRR'X.E  
Class:Hooruy! <LA`PbQa  
学生：万岁！ h-v&I>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |jCE9Ve#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 2w.9Q (Sn  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Qak@~b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 *#{.\R-D  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "1j\ZCXK_Z  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )9sr,3w  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? uB)6\fkTB  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .f!eRV.&  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1V9X(uP  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 F~- S3p  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. i:Ct6[  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?lw[  
Mother:Why ever not? @p'v.;~#  
母亲：为什么？ 5FR#_}k]_F  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \?ws0Ax  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。