School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sM `DL  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 oU.R2\Q  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. (2$p{Uf  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 HK2[]G  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! P&*2pX:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @emK1iwm  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ezd_`_@R  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 J;8IY=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !xo{-@@wS  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ fof
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! d,B:kE0Y  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 sN9&,&W1  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. {Tq_7,8  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 V{/?FO?E  
Mother:Why ever not? CYY=R'1:G{  
母亲：为什么？ $QLcH;+7t  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8 Hg+H=?  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。