School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ',@3>T**  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 OU_g
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Class:Hooruy! M#6W(|V/  
学生：万岁！ 7hcYD!DS  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. <oV(7  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7M~K,E(7~  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~L\z8[<C  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _4So{~Gf1  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! &i6mW8l  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 n0 {i&[I~+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? L|xbR#v  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 0RLg:SV  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {rw|#Z>A  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 :U%W%
  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ^"2J]&x`G  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 O
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Mother:Why ever not? 5L%'@`mX  
母亲：为什么？ Lck
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! mxC;?s;~  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。