School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. A7Y_HIo  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -!dQ)UEP  
Class:Hooruy! (F&YdWe:  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ,2zKQ2z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 BKb<2  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! qgexb\x\4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?qT(3C9p  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! -9&g[  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ]|LgVXEpx  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? B,y3] g6u  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ -!R l(if  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! &?T${*~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 gCV rC  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `d`&R.'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 x[Q&k[xV  
Mother:Why ever not? PqfVX8/q0  
母亲：为什么？ Qj!d^8  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! [%~NM/xu<  
母亲：为什么？ shK&2Noan  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。