School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. K<v:RbU|[1  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /}(\P@Z  
Class:Hooruy! VP^{-mDph  
学生：万岁！ HBZtg  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. "YN6o_*]  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 >[<f\BN|  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^39?@xc@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 vkLyGb7r<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :JK+V2B$H  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )H{OqZZYD  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? RggO|s+0;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ r|3<UR%  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ;W3c|5CE  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 d6A+pa'2  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 5o
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8|Wl|@1(  
Mother:Why ever not? $HAwd6NI  
母亲：为什么？ tY60~@YO&  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! dl+c+
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母亲：为什么？ O`.IE? h#  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。