School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. gkK(7=r%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :tV"uWZFU  
Class:Hooruy! bzG vnaTt  
学生：万岁！ 2_Lu0Yrg  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Lj /^cx  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 eV_",W  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 67/@J)z0%  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 MZ)lNU l  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ks3YrKk;p  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -wUT@a  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? T pCXe\W  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ un\o&0}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ^d>m`*px  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [ !~8TF  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Zp/P/97p  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 l/?bXNt  
Mother:Why ever not? Zc";R!At  
母亲：为什么？ *r4FOA%P  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! hAgrs[OFj  
母亲：为什么？ Z{u]qI{l  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。