School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Ki>XLX,er=  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 25;(`Td5  
Class:Hooruy! 2Z-QVwa*U  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &W}6Xg(  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 cEIs9;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _`.Q7  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !tSh9L;<O  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! d+nxvh?I8  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 c=D~hzN  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? G1Vn[[%k  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ p~v0pi  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! M
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 x@@bC=iY$  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 7#7AK}  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }1 j'  
Mother:Why ever not? =&)R2pLs*  
母亲：为什么？ ;?v&=Z't.  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! AzVv-!Y  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。