School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fT x4vlI4  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s%bUgO%&  
Class:Hooruy! cyHhy_~R  
学生：万岁！ u:eW0Ows"  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. [^Q&suy  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "YD.=s  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! YVJ+' A=|  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :=Nb=&lst  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! uh1S 7!^  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 a6P!Wzb  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %-k(&T3&  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ z=[l.Af_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Slo9#26  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )L|C'dJ<k`  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9Dy)nm^  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 {DSyV:  
Mother:Why ever not? 6G$/NW=L  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! /jvOXS\M  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。