School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. kT'u1q$3Vo  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Gq }U|Z  
Class:Hooruy! v4.#;F.\m  
学生：万岁！ #EsNeBu  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 0iw
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 UmclTGn  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?`#/ 8PN  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 UM6(s@$  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! .P MZX%*v  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 e^[H[d.WMC  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (m:Zk$  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ .On|uC)!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!  OPx`u  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (;57Vw  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. AG?dGj^  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 tP2qK_\e=  
Mother:Why ever not? ],J
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母亲：为什么？ j"|=C$Kn/  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! f'aVV!  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。