School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ^ U~QQ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 gmZ] E45  
Class:Hooruy! \85~~v@  
学生：万岁！ 664D5f#EJ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. /|isRh|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \J(kM,ZJ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;3o7>yEv  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `UTUrM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <(i5hmuVd  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^,aI2vC  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ri6KD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <,D*m+BWn  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _tE55X&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 P~%+K
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 5]n\E?V'L  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 [v`kqL~  
Mother:Why ever not? uF<?y0t  
母亲：为什么？ ~0@fK<C)O  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! AWJA?  
母亲：为什么？ QQv%>=_`  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。