School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Ka%u#};  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 %{?EfULg  
Class:Hooruy! X0wvOs:  
学生：万岁！ <$7HX/P  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;~CAHn|Fe  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ve|ig]$5g<  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! t@m!k+0  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 OMgFp|^  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <Ih)h$8`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 r{R879  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? " iAwD8-  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }22h)){n#Y  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! L+VqTt  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )nE=H,U?y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. wyWe2d  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 jiw5>RNt  
Mother:Why ever not? moz*=a  
母亲：为什么？ `#J0@ -  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Y=0D[o8  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。