School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 15:9J
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 66=[6U9 *  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 4^7 v@3  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o}N@Q-i gq  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +gl\l?>sr  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Z-@nXt  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! &L6Ivpj-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ZFZ'&"+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? } z'Jsy[s  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ De$~ *2  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (5T>`7g8  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9*"  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. x@#>l8k?  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 )5|9EXh  
Mother:Why ever not? |rx5O5p  
母亲：为什么？ 3vrVX<_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! **q8vhJM  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。