School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. m!#_CQ:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 F~z_>1lpP&  
Class:Hooruy! ulH0%`Fi  
学生：万岁！ CV!;oB&  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. OM20-KDc5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gI)w^7Gi  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! M'\pkzx  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 C
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! pNp^q/-yB  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 J3H.%m!V  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Sdgb#?MR|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %S{o5txo  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! nHSTeFI?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 uDILjOT  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 7 ,$axvLw  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 R `;o!B}[  
Mother:Why ever not? H \r`
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母亲：为什么？ -&trk  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! azvDvEWCQZ  
母亲：为什么？ |xq}'.C  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。