School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. q"sed]  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =O_4|7Zl  
Class:Hooruy! `l){!rg8IC  
学生：万岁！ KD7dye  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 1.{z3_S21:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {|_M #w~&  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! /dQl)tL  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 sF?TmBQ*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! udUyh%n  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 j0S#>t  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9gEw
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ C>j@,G4  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ]kRfB:4ED  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _] sn0rX  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. xU>WEm2  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 "
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Mother:Why ever not? ex9g?*Q  
母亲：为什么？ #9}D4i.`}  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! u#;7<.D  
母亲：为什么？ (%e.:W${  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。