School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. j&llrN  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E8;TLk4\  
Class:Hooruy! *K!7R2Rat  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. (+$ol'i  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 \6c8z/O7   
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! hOSf'mi  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5)x6Q|-u  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! toN  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 4 f3=`[%  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ${0%tCE  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ y$v@wb5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 6o9sR)c ?  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 XL?Aw  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. G#g{3}dcK  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?V6 %>RU  
Mother:Why ever not? [M<{P5q  
母亲：为什么？ Kd TE{].d  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! dd19z%  
母亲：为什么？ Cl-S=q@>V  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。