School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Gphy8~eS  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 b@c(Nv  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. #.rkvoB0N  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 kebk f,`p  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! =;+gge!?bB  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 O|S,="h"}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! L(bDk'zi  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 v4Wq0>o  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @ R[K8  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 9Nps<+K  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! j85B{Mab&  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 FShUw+y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. "b402"&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +.&P$`;TZj  
Mother:Why ever not? ?%`Ph ?BZl  
母亲：为什么？ !KJA)znx;(  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Y(t/=3c[  
母亲：为什么？ }]H7uC!t  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。