School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ?Rx(@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \7"|'fz  
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学生：万岁！ #j=yQrJ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. $|.8@ nj  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ^B%=P  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 y,3ZdY"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! IhYR4?e  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ``Q6R2[|)  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7K:V<vX5  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ HP1QI/*v  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (rkg0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 bAGKi.  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !NkCki"W  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 mV$ebFco0  
Mother:Why ever not? 4n@lrcq(  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Es%f@$0uy  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。