School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ^n<o,K4\}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 nY50dFA,  
Class:Hooruy! "/$2oYNy+  
学生：万岁！ l5CFm8%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. x10u?@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "DU1k6XC  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! W60C$*h  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +|TFxaVz  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! RP~ hi%A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Eh/Z4pzT  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? I&|J +B?#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8;1,saA_9  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! !t!\b9=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 b[`
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. HMPb%'U~  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 DNy 6Kw  
Mother:Why ever not? v
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母亲：为什么？ 
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >`=<(8bu  
母亲：为什么？ e)A-.SRiO$  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。