School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !rnjmc  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 YmV/[{  
Class:Hooruy! Hx.|5n,5  
学生：万岁！ 9X*Nk~}Y  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ~]KdsT(=_  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 digc7;8L  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! x=*&#;Y|  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !ku}vTe  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Tz,-~mc  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `O\>vn  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3%POTAw%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <F9-$_m  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! x{R440"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 "| nXR8t.r  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. BE?]P?r?  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 pCKP{c=6Q  
Mother:Why ever not?
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母亲：为什么？ _pdKcE\X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #49l\>1z  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。