School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `DPR >dd@  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 f8'$Mn,  
Class:Hooruy!
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. p&#*  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Y!tjaL 9D  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |rbl sL2?Z  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ax)
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +#d}3^_]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 6b8@6;&LI  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ToB^/ n[  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5@{+V!o,  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Mn=5yU  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +.b@rU6H  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Q$(0Nx<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 3koXM_4_{)  
Mother:Why ever not? 3oCw(Ff  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! M:~/e8Xv  
母亲：为什么？ /<s$Am  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。