School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 6XV<? 9q  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ;[0&G6g  
Class:Hooruy! C2F
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. SW?p?<  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 E l&h;N  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! HK=[U9 o?  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 NX6nQ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ' [0AHM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `sHuM*  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? -pb&-@Hul  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %!j:fJ()  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #;tT8[Ewuw  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 woOy*)@  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ">jwh.  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 %Kb9tHg  
Mother:Why ever not? L\aBc}  
母亲：为什么？ \x\ 5D^Vc  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! MBr:?PE7  
母亲：为什么？ pd@;b5T  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。