School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. \5s!lv*&  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 TQ=\l*R(A  
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学生：万岁！ Rr%]/%  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. d#ld*\|  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 H.Jcp|k[;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! lG\lu'<C  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 WgE~H)_%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! =C`v+NPM)|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 bXJ,L$q  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? U?#6I-  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }[AIE[  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~e%*hZNo  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 pNQd\nY|0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. NNe'5q9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 z W+wtYV4  
Mother:Why ever not? k9}im
 
母亲：为什么？ tp5]n`3rD  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! "DRp4;  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。