School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. L*Xn!d%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 c-n
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Class:Hooruy! ^s_E|~U  
学生：万岁！ 9c46|  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 1DN,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 5d<-y2!M  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! w'#VN|;;!  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y[X5S{H`wj  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! cg}46)^<QH  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 JIjqGxR  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? &B/cy<;y,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 76 #  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! yAi#Y3!::  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p$0;~1vH  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. gh['T,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 K&Ht37T  
Mother:Why ever not? 9L*gxI>  
母亲：为什么？ ,iB)8Km@U  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! [="moh2*f  
母亲：为什么？ )U`H7\*)  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。