School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. W%~ S~wx  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "R):B~8|H{  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. <7)Vj*VxC  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 [ &R-YQ@  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! d \0K3=h  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 _!w# {5~  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Ak>RLD25_  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Rn-L:o@?  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? jC;XY!d6  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 4S03W
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1N:eM/a  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 d![EnkyL;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. tTQ>pg1{qh  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 PjRKYa_U  
Mother:Why ever not? 3tOnALv  
母亲：为什么？ SU H^]4>  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! S}*#$naK  
母亲：为什么？ CEI#x~Oq  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。