School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _[$T29:8\]  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 {XDY:`vZ}  
Class:Hooruy! ElEv(>G*  
学生：万岁！ T<TcV9vM  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _X,[]+ziu%  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 /slm ]'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |P,zGy  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !^
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `?zg3GD_  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 o[bE  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? rP^TN^bd|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 2qs>Bshf  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! H[BD)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 E-yT  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. :mXGIRi  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :jt;EzCLg%  
Mother:Why ever not? vU_d=T%$  
母亲：为什么？ (~j,mk  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;ZQ-uz  
母亲：为什么？ D00G1:Ft(T  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。