School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. E B! ,t  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 VtMnLFMw  
Class:Hooruy! $K
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon.  N!Xn)J  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! X5(oL  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ><$V:nsEO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! }S4+1 U3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %L$?Mey  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? rHqP[[4B'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ a@AIv"q  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! RjR+'<7E^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 E>:#{%  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. PP/#Z~.M  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $GOF'  
Mother:Why ever not? N8,g~?r^  
母亲：为什么？ |,({$TrF  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! F=PBEaX  
母亲：为什么？ We*uZ?+  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。