School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. +z<GycIc?K  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 45H9pY w  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. hE7rnn{  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 S^iT&;,  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 8On MtP  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?8FJMFv;4%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! v oO7W"  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R`M@;9I.@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 9W&nAr
 
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ tBVtIOm9  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Bm 4$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <j1r6.E)  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. thz[h5C?C  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 m#<Jr:-  
Mother:Why ever not? O*%5P5'p"{  
母亲：为什么？ izu_1X  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! rdsZ[ii  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。