School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. j}RM.C\7  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !ZA}b[  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. g!5#,kJM  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o?=fhc  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! P59uALi  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 c.6QhE  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ,|QU] E @  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Pd&,G$l  

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Mother:How was your first day at school? 5YLho2h38!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5z[6rT=a  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! `~KAk  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 SJF2k[da  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8\u;Wf  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 W-!dMa  
Mother:Why ever not? %$\}z(G  
母亲：为什么？ fX$6;Ae  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! b`?M9
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。