School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >z>UtT:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 puZ<cV e/  
Class:Hooruy! k5!k3yI  
学生：万岁！ ^b-H  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. n 8AND0a1C  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ,=$yvZs4[]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! :6HMb^4  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }-r"W7]k  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! nJ*NI)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 AQQj]7Y  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? {F@;45)o  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &RROra  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! J,7_5V@jJ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 'O{hr0q}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?7G[`@^Y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 0HNe44oI+D  
Mother:Why ever not? \s~W;m  
母亲：为什么？ H.>KYiv+  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! qZ1fQN1yG  
母亲：为什么？
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。