School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ~~P5k:  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! Zx@a/jLO[n  
学生：万岁！ 'LC1(V!_j  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }<r)~{UV  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $PPi5f}HD  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 33q}CzK  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ^ @5QP$.  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! V!=,0zy~Z  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 *&W"bOMH*  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? "S]TP$O D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Y.UFbrv  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! e !Y~Qy  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Avc%2+  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 7}>EJ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ki!0^t:9  
Mother:Why ever not? "^-a M  
母亲：为什么？ WT=;:j  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! SnfYT)Ph  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。