School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ok[R`99  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 B|!YGfL  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. z{AfR2L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 XFM6.ye  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! _YbHnb  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 2"%d!"  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !q$IB?8   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 znu?x|mV  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? u6|7P<HUfb  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 1k "*@Z<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! h`jtmhoz  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )%UO@4  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6h
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 %Wu3$b  
Mother:Why ever not? 2uqdx'^"  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! {AQ3y,sh  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。