School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. !^ 6x64r  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 L{~L6:6An  
Class:Hooruy! tc@U_>{  
学生：万岁！ 5(MWgC1  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >TsJ0E?3x  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 -e%=Mpq.  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! b]s=Uv#)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 mW 5L;>  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 0+8ThZ?
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老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %_1~z[Dv  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? UL[4sv6\9  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ~`hI|i<]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! R*TCoEKO  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 8N6a=[fv<  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. O6OP{sb  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 yQhrPw> m  
Mother:Why ever not? -baGr;,Cu  
母亲：为什么？ ,-c(D-&  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! OP2!lEs  
母亲：为什么？ da!N0\.1T  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。