School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Wyu$J  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 0r?975@A  
Class:Hooruy! Oo'IeXQ9(  
学生：万岁！ zbHNj(~  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. q)%F#g  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "Y(stRa  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! OiI[w8  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #<
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! r|$@Wsb?#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 noY~fq/U  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? e~tgd8a2a  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %lVc7L2]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! lej-,HX  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i#/,Q1yEn  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. C[f'1O7  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Xup rl2+  
Mother:Why ever not? w,hl<=:(FB  
母亲：为什么？ ^mWOQ*zi;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! /Qh  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。