School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 4Q/r[x/&C  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 z}mvX.j7  
Class:Hooruy! ?P
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yx 7loy$[  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ;HT0w_,  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <f[9ju  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +%x^RV}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 4KZSL:A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 >5df@_'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 8\P JSr  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ j5'.P~  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 2;O  c^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 T?ZOHH8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?!_u,sT  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 YlG;A\]k  
Mother:Why ever not? [3GKPX:OA/  
母亲：为什么？ -uO%[/h;N  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! iczs8gj*  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。