School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. %CG=mTP  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 F!ra$5u  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 3>buZ6vh  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4>te>[  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (KdP^.7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! txemu*  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 +cx(Q(HD\  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?F@X>zR2  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +We=- e7  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! +&8'@v$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1Et{lrgh f  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. #l-/!j  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ? ]hS^&  
Mother:Why ever not? vK8!V7o~h%  
母亲：为什么？ z]R)Bh  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! <'z.3@D  
母亲：为什么？ xs$-^FnD  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。