School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 8R3{
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Fb]+h)on  
Class:Hooruy! +`k30-<P  
学生：万岁！ 7\2I>W  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. b/:wpy+9Z  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 cZ:jht  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +mVAmG@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 6[A\cs  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! <N=k&\  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 )dhR&@r*w  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #!R>`l(S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ J#Hh4Kc  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! z.cDbkf}  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,]2?S5R  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. CwX?%$S   
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 F0U %m   
Mother:Why ever not? TI7$
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .pUB.l$)  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。