School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 60AX2-sdJ,  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 YQX>)'  
Class:Hooruy! ?67j+)  
学生：万岁！ P!YT{}  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. dt3Vy*zL  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9i|6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! )_2!1  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 'A8T.BU  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9R;s;2$.  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 3+ i(fg_  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 'T|.<u@~  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ V`fh,(:  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! J;_JHlK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 nVyb B~.=  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. &*)tqQeQf  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 BTd'bD~EA  
Mother:Why ever not? x-Mp6  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! eIqj7UY_  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。