School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. b'\a 4  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /">A3bq  
Class:Hooruy! -:92<G\D  
学生：万岁！ H"hL+F^  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. a%f?OsY  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 72oiO[>N'  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! a o_A%?Ld  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 QIl![%  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! '^Kmf
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Mother:How was your first day at school? K}^Jf;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ X ?p_O2#k  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! S,&tKDJn  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 GtZkzVqLd  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. yxfV|ox  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /0|niiI  
Mother:Why ever not? E8]PV,#xY  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Al?LO;$Pa?  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。