School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. f-F=!^.  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 +fVvH  
Class:Hooruy! 1bV G%N  
学生：万岁！ D:@W*,  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. #`SAc`:n  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 f+ r>ur}\)  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -N' (2'  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 jW:7PS  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :4{ `c.S  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 E/:U,u{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ?IGp?R^j"  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ x@  =p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! >fC&bab  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 lD0p=`.  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. N?@^BZ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 t1Ts!Q2  
Mother:Why ever not? d'_q9uf'  
母亲：为什么？ l+Wux$6U  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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母亲：为什么？ pz^S3fy  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。