School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]Uu:t  
Class:Hooruy! 9sI&&Jg  
学生：万岁！ b)(rlX  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. d$gT,+|vu  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 #GbfFoE  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0|=
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `mE>h4  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 7/969h^s  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 us7t>EMmB  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? )L0NX^jW;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ JP1XH k  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! +td]g9Ie  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. @km@\w  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 :AYhBhitC  
Mother:Why ever not? Rh :|ij>B  
母亲：为什么？ ^B!cL~S*I  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! )#Le"&D  
母亲：为什么？ 8-&c%h 1  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。