School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fW4N+2  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 [?hc.COE  
Class:Hooruy! 5A6d]  
学生：万岁！ 7=8e|$K_  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. j>Htaa  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 X@)5F 9  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! B@l/'$G  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }cG
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :d-+Z%Y  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 F"3PP ~  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w7]@QTC  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 8|w_PP1oE  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5/Q^p"  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 wg*2mo  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >v`lsCGb  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 \&J7>vu^y  
Mother:Why ever not? V7!x-E/  
母亲：为什么？ /PAxPZf_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! |?SK.1pW  
母亲：为什么？ g&H6~ +\
 
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。