School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. bEcN_7  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P.Bwfa  
Class:Hooruy! )I*(yUj  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. B\R X  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ShC$ue?Q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 7Q|<6210  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !aUYidd  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! O'98OH+u  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 pdJ]V`m  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? (]cL5o9  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？  ( y!o  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! HUjX[w8  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1LS1 ZY  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. /v9qrZ$$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 R/"f  
Mother:Why ever not? TOG4=y-N  
母亲：为什么？ ?`e@ o?  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! GFLat  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。