School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. XD{U5.z>y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ':!w%& \  
Class:Hooruy! !tCw)cou  
学生：万岁！ 6xr$  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. gC;y
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Z}f$KWj  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ;nji<  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 c?CwxI_b8  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! x%B^hH;W  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 @Rj&9/\L  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? UA>~xJp=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 6/hY[a!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! i&-g 0  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 n*CH,fih:  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. qCSJ=T
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #R"9(Q&  
Mother:Why ever not? {\ P$5O{%  
母亲：为什么？ W)1)zOD  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! WfBA5  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。