School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 9y]J/1#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \C|cp|A*&  
Class:Hooruy! lpC @I^:  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. _a -]?R  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {BV4h%P]:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! H%i>L?J2/  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 yI8tH!  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Oh!(@  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 PpOlt.yui  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? hx!7w}[A  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ (4+1lOd  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! a39hP*  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 \V%_hl  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again.
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $k0H9_  
Mother:Why ever not?
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 2@i;_
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。