School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. RrSo`q-h+  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 RWf4Wh?d  
Class:Hooruy! )|f!}( p  
学生：万岁！ 5!,`LM9  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. GbG!vo  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )6dvWK  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! bJ~]nj 3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :~BY[")  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! !u)veh3x  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 8E1swH5z
 
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Mother:How was your first day at school? gS~QlW V  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ !u@e^J{Ao  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! -sl] funRy  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 * 3mF.^  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1i:l  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ^0ZabR'  
Mother:Why ever not? B'B,,Mz
 
母亲：为什么？ jD9^DzFx  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! g|8G!7O  
母亲：为什么？ uqPagt<  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。