School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. K#F~$k|
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! G*wn[o(^j  
学生：万岁！ kG,6;aVZ8  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. u8
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 fX} dh9  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 4U>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 `t ZvIy*  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :fpYraBM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 /k}vm3  
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Mother:How was your first day at school?  O,xU+j~)  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Q} f=Ye(&}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! jr@<-.  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 U4zyhj  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 0V`0="rQ  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 't^OIil  
Mother:Why ever not?
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母亲：为什么？ 3Xf}vdgdM$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! (D{9~^EO>a  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。