School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `O!X((  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. t?-n*9,#S  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 5z8d} I  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! L:pYn_  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 qYjce]c  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 2W96Zju\  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 HV!m8k=6  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? rq/yD,I,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ r6MMCJ|G  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ;4^Rx  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. o WrKM  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 'EEJU/"u  
Mother:Why ever not? ug!s7fo^  
母亲：为什么？ J6s`'gFns  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! qo90t{|c  
母亲：为什么？ 'KS,'%  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。