School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. qv"$Bd:]r  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 -]=@s  
Class:Hooruy! j)GtEP<n#  
学生：万岁！ * H9 8Du  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. W];dD$Oqg  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (k
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 F:l%O#V  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! uH-)y,2&  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 BCcjK6'  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? l$'wDhN*  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ EyLuO-5  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! FEVlZ<PW3I  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Wr5V`sM  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. h65-s  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 t.'!`5G  
Mother:Why ever not? =kqt  
母亲：为什么？ :Lug7bUVD  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! X~i<g?]  
母亲：为什么？ hiw|2Y&`  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。