School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 8%xiHPVg  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /Ao.b|mm  
Class:Hooruy! sDu&9+  
学生：万岁！ +vPCr&40  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =#wE*6T9  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 T+FlN-iy)  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! !\5)!B  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 'b+ Tio  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `8TL*.9  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 E~8J<gE  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @[n%q.|VB  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! B*^QTJ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 L:jv%;DM  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 0 4oMgH>Vd  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 U]ZI_[\'U  
Mother:Why ever not? \tdYTb.  
母亲：为什么？ '[
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! rKl
  
母亲：为什么？ :z$+leNH\  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。