School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 zg+6< .
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. hgPzx@  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 glI4Jb_[  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Ax{C ^u  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 7%)KB4(\_
 
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! BH3%dh:9  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ;'i>^zX`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? UY~N4IR8  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t4[<N  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NDYm7X*et  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 2Sb68hJIE  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. RTQtXv6m
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8kYI ~
  
Mother:Why ever not? D@?Tq,
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母亲：为什么？ 2uT"LW/(H  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \.K4tY+V  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。