School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "\9@gfsp)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Cdv TC`~,  
Class:Hooruy! +|.#<]GA  
学生：万岁！ {\V)bizY;  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \||PW58j  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 O7.Is88!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! !O5UE  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 S2*:]pYf}  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +z4NxR   
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?832#a?FZ;  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D\k);BU~  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ &pCKz[Yf+  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! q%JV"9,  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 HP7Ec  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 9A6ly9DIS  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 83S],L  
Mother:Why ever not? iw#luHc
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母亲：为什么？ I*#~@:4
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! pG" 4qw  
母亲：为什么？ Ad"::&&Wk  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。