School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ZRjM^ d;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 7X(2SI3m  
Class:Hooruy! ;l%xjMcU  
学生：万岁！ _`SDG5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. !mK()#6  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 XgxO:"B  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Qy9_tvq X  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :0@0muo  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! |r+ x/,2-  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 4]1/{</B|  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? B}04E^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ILCh1=?{9r  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ?*V\ -7jg  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 uVgA <*0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. S(3h{Y"#  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 E0qJ.v  
Mother:Why ever not? 3sV$#l P  
母亲：为什么？ =RUy4+0>F  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! F+Kju2  
母亲：为什么？ HxK'u4I  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。