School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0plX"NU  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 =2} kiLKO  
Class:Hooruy! vr2PCG[~  
学生：万岁！ ),xD5~_=q  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &"J;  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 wg\p&avvb  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! gA@Zx%0j  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ]T2Nr[vu  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! L<Z,@q`  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 n"Bc2}{  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? HTvUt*U1  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ h@(+(fVHrp  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! n}(A4^=4KQ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 K1]3zLnS  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 've[Mx  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8~TKiR
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Mother:Why ever not? lNWP9?X  
母亲：为什么？ b>k2@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! C4|OsC7J  
母亲：为什么？ !7MRHI/0C  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。