School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. t x1(6V&l;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 zLjQ,Lp.I  
Class:Hooruy! H,)2Ou-Wn  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. mSp;(oQ  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "9,+m$nj  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ]U.YbWe^  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 %)L|7v<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F"a31`L>H  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 { pu .l4nk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? _'P!>C!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 7.B]B,]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Cce{aY  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 74a>}+"
 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. L)_L#]Yy  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 sX]ru^F3  
Mother:Why ever not? Jek)`D  
母亲：为什么？ @W!cC#u  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Ok_)C+o  
母亲：为什么？ #zKF/H|_R  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。