School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. GjTj..G/  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 )Dn~e#  
Class:Hooruy! s&(,_34  
学生：万岁！ &%J+d"n(  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. j7r!N^  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $p_FrN{  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! >6 p <n  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 "mT95x\NA\  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! "s[Y$!#  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ! C}t)R]^  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? lIR0jgP@z  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Hgu:*iYA  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! nT7{`aaQl  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [HEqMBX=;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. DGfhS`
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?Q$LIoR  
Mother:Why ever not? /48W]a}JS  
母亲：为什么？ 2 uuI_9 "^  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! >y P`8Oq[  
母亲：为什么？ +a'QHtg  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。