School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Y 8n*o3jM  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 9i46u20  
Class:Hooruy! Z8ds`KZM  
学生：万岁！ ?j;,:n  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ~f:"Q(f+  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +>ld  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?J@P0(M#  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 7Ucq(,\./  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! FN/siw(?3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 CjGQ  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? :6qt
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ /5Sd?pW;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [(2XL"4D  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 jN AS'JV  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. lhPxMMS`j  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 4"pU\g  
Mother:Why ever not? u`;P^t5  
母亲：为什么？ FR']Rj  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! sp&gw XPG  
母亲：为什么？ ]*hH.ZBY"^  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。