School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 7D,nxx(`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P=1Ku|k  
Class:Hooruy! wh8;:<|  
学生：万岁！ @67GVPcxl  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Y'jgp Vt  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 9mp`LT  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Z2@e~&L  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 fd #QCs  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'hPW#*#W<  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 g]JRAM  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 0sA`})Dk  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ E+EcXf  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! l%('5oz@\  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 \1&
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. %).I&)i  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 AX&Emz-  
Mother:Why ever not? GIkeZV{4}  
母亲：为什么？ >TM{2b,(p  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! [O'aka Q  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。