School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. IX>d`O61*g  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a 0GpfW$t  
Class:Hooruy! AMyIAZnYq)  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V{:A3C41  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 USM4r!x  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $h*L=t(  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 /#m=*&!CB  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! &L,nqc\3D5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 f7X6fr<  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? f (F)1  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ f]\CD<g3|E  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! UHTvCc  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,Q HU_jt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. mg$]QnbAnH  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 
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Mother:Why ever not? K"4>DaK2P  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! b-{=s+:  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。