School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. r
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :otY;n-  
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 {UdcX~\~  
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 I|KY+k> /  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! )IFl 0<d  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 5u;Rr 1D  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? t} *l?$`  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ),cQUB  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! gp~yt0A
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @-wNr
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. k^H0b\hYY  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 zwM"`z  
Mother:Why ever not? 2{A;du%&  
母亲：为什么？ /S:w
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! E4sn[DO  
母亲：为什么？ 7?6xPKQ)H  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。