School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5m?8yT}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 Lg~B'd8m  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. vk*=4}:  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 !PrwH
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 0KMctPT]p  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 9Xl`pEhC  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! y]J89  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 WcHgBbNe  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? #<e\QE'!  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3l3+A+n  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! X@k`3X  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 mN!lo;m5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Ps%qfL\  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Ga#:P F0  
Mother:Why ever not? /e]'u&a  
母亲：为什么？ 9cEv&3  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! F>]m3(  
母亲：为什么？ Mk=mT3=#  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。