School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. _ bXVg3oDt  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 k\mXo-:V6  
Class:Hooruy! xP{HjONu  
学生：万岁！ {*M>X}voS  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. `eMrP`  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 dt-Qu},8-  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! lQp89*b?=U  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 @MN}^umx`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ;e#>n!<u  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 *tTP8ZCQ[  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1V*8,YiC<  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ hb 
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Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! h"Vp
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 hV3,^#9o  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. S F&M (=w<  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 /32Ta  
Mother:Why ever not? oTq%wi6 _  
母亲：为什么？ 4)z3X\u|Z2  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! T8,k77  
母亲：为什么？ _9Dn\=g  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。