School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. .GCJA`0h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 *A0d0M]cg  
Class:Hooruy! R|*Eg,1g -  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. t7e7q"+/  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ow'CwOj$  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! P_.AqEH  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 <(45(6fQ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! vI"BNC*Q1  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 `j 4>  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? L3*HgkQQ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ d-H03F@N  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! e=[@HVr   
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 >52%^ ?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. rX?%{M,xFw  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 c+##!_[9  
Mother:Why ever not? PJ<9T3Fa  
母亲：为什么？ #
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! zXIdup@  
母亲：为什么？ =8Z-ORW51  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。