School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. c@"i?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s\n,Z?m  
Class:Hooruy! PLY-,Q&'  
学生：万岁！ mt&JgA/  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^$Me#ls!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ).O\O)K  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 2#Q"@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 =Un6|]  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! d-K5nRyI  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 *N&^bF"SF  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ~O7cUsAi'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ rE' %MiIK  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {f6A[ZO;J  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 GoZJDE3  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. !x!L&p  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 El8.D3  
Mother:Why ever not? J6?_?XzToT  
母亲：为什么？ ^ZViQ$a"h;  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Ltq*Vcl\  
母亲：为什么？ L_CEY  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。