School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 03ol!|X"9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 i<N[sO  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &TqY\l  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 93="sS  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! lW^bn(_gQ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 \Kph?l9Ww  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! gC81ICM  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~n:dHK`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 4\)
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `T H0*:aI  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Wq_#46P-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Y6T1_XG  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 1Ih.?7}
 
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 I\JJ7/S`t  
Mother:Why ever not? 5!2^|y4r  
母亲：为什么？ $d1+d;Mn  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =VMV^[&>  
母亲：为什么？ -LF0%G  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。