School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. j!c[$;  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 F12tOSfu*  
Class:Hooruy! qK ,mG{  
学生：万岁！ 0>D:
 
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. B Z:H$v  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 d\nBc6  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3HsjF5?W  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 j[
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q>gU(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 wEK@B&DV  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Ov{f
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ v2<roG6.V  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! g%w@v$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 H~~I6D{8  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. [P*3ld,,G%  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 x{io*sY-  
Mother:Why ever not? }z&P^p)R  
母亲：为什么？ J.x>*3<l  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ]rM{\En  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。