School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. "Ko^m(`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E1:{5F5/  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ]Y;EIn  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 79<{cexP  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! -~eNC^t;W  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 !+&"y K@J  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! \{L!hAw  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 WE\912j  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w\KO1 Ob  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ yhQv $D,^f  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! b|t` )BF  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 fkWuSGi  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Pq`]^^=be'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 %"V Y)  
Mother:Why ever not? pZz?c/h-  
母亲：为什么？ "exph$  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! hZ!N8nWwNR  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。