School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. s9fEx-!y  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 rm|,+{  
Class:Hooruy! #sbW^Q'I  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. *GdJ<B$  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 5p3:8G7  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ^a!oq~ZSy  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ZOx;]D"s  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 j2 >WHh  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? jX t5.9 t  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t6)R37  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! (;HO3Z".q$  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ?~]mOv>  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. y35e3  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 c5[~2e  
Mother:Why ever not? ;BHIss7  
母亲：为什么？ 5xH*&GpL7  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! zThut!O  
母亲：为什么？ oiz]Bd  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。