School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. O1
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 'f-r 6'_ZX  
Class:Hooruy! !=YKfzE  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. BHUI1y5t  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 A#=TR_@:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! #0P_\X`E   
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 H;1@]|sH#  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! P0n1I7|  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 "0An'7'm  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? }4A] x`3  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ >[fu&r1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ef7{D P  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 x=oV!x  

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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. mn/)_1'
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 +i&<`ov  
Mother:Why ever not?  K& #il  
母亲：为什么？ t*gZcw5 r  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! .S/5kLul  
母亲：为什么？ !bE-&c  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。