School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -n+=[M  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 x^xlH!Sc  
Class:Hooruy! E2+O-;VN  
学生：万岁！ ALJ^XvB4V  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. auK*\Wjm
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ~#pQWa5  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! dXg.[|S*  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Wz;7 |UC  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! -Uh3A\#(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ewvFUD'j  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? $!H;,Jxv  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Rm>AU=  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! X
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 NI,i)OSEN  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. DQui7dr)l  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 h/?$~OD  
Mother:Why ever not? I($0&Y\De  
母亲：为什么？ ga%gu9  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 8Qd*OO  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。