School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. `/ <y0H  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 NM FgCL  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. U]/iPG&_  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 "x1?T+j4  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 3Z0ez?p+5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。  4,g_$)  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! RE._Ov>  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 }H#C<:A  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? %f)%FN.S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 79&=MTM  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! C#qF&n  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 i.Rxx, *?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. GG
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 L"8Z5VHA&&  
Mother:Why ever not? hTc :'vq  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Kz~E"
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。