School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. hC2Ra "te)  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 8f#&CC!L  
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学生：万岁！ No)@#^  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =7U8`]WA  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 $ZE"o`=7  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! j[y+'O  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (8.|q6Nww  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'I)E.DoF  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 3)qtz_,H/g  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ~r>
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 1)=sbFtS  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w1|YR  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 KP!ctlP~  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ?QCHkhU  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 Y<-dd"\  
Mother:Why ever not? 0@8EIQxK"  
母亲：为什么？ ||k^pzj%  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ]#x?[F  
母亲：为什么？ B(dq$+4  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。