School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. qTG/7tn "  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 \j4TDCs_[  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. Au9Rr3n  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 %k9GoX
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! `rvS(
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 KrB"2e+J  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! uZCPxog  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 L+&$/1h]  
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母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ G#UO>i0jy  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1j
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 QN":Qk(,q  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. arm26YA-,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 5LR k)@t  
Mother:Why ever not? umI@ej+D  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 12.|Ed*72  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。