School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. e6_ZjrQf  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ,C {*s$  
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学生：万岁！ [=%TnT+^9  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. MQ)L:R`L  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! lO:.OZu  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 SR*wvQnOx  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! LW:o8ES33  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 mZIoaF>t  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2&Nb  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ a}SdW  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! |w}xl'>q  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  '8j$';&`  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Vx_rc%'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 p$7#}s  
Mother:Why ever not? ?[x49Ux,P  
母亲：为什么？ V#ev-\k}@  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Jw~( G9G  
母亲：为什么？ qNyzU@  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。