School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. =J"c'Z>.  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 aK_k'4YTm  
Class:Hooruy! }u1h6rd `  
学生：万岁！ 'Fc$?$c\  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. byTH
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gLY15v4?  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! <EdNF&S-  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 w+Gav4  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 2R ^6L@fw  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 _0ZU I^#  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? e+<|  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ktRGl>J  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! j<6+p r  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $e{[fmx  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 7G7"Zule*j  
Mother:Why ever not? 8F'm#0
 
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ;)SWwhQ  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。