School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. n(nBRCG)o  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ixm&aW6<  
Class:Hooruy! vP@v.6gS,  
学生：万岁！  h_d+$W5  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. pg+[y<B  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 l&YKD,H};  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +z9@:L  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 U!%!m'  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! `cQo0{xK  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^ta
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Wjh/M&,  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ if;71ZE  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7?gFy-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 L\{IljA  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ,h\sF#|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 8 #X5K  
Mother:Why ever not? >R{qESmP=  
母亲：为什么？ @pI5lh  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! $P7iRM]  
母亲：为什么？ plu$h-$d  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。