School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. X:/Y^Xu
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 6he 
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学生：万岁！ VX'cFqrK3  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. NA/hs/ '  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ;$FpxurX  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! f7du1k3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 WVMkLMg8d  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Q>QES-.l  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 {K,KIj"  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^_0l(ke  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Cju%CE3a  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Jx-dWfe  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Z\1wEGP7{  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $%GW~|S\C  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 G&DL)ePu]m  
Mother:Why ever not? wF\5 X  
母亲：为什么？ QE\t}>  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! } N$soaUs  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。