School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. [,q^\T  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 [jgC`  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. cb9@ 0^-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ;($ 3,d8  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! mNr<=Z%b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 t[x[X4  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! K]dX5vJw'  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 jp+#N pH  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? uCGn9]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 0/?=FM>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! k{pn~)xg  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 nokMS  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. v*EErQML8b  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 _@ @"'  
Mother:Why ever not? KS(Ms*k;'  
母亲：为什么？ Zj2tQ}N  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! QNCG^ub  
母亲：为什么？ _CXXgF[OCA  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。