School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. -Bv12ymLG  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 l,bZG3,6  
Class:Hooruy! ,}7_[b)&V  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ua#K>sur.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 fv?45f  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! # #>a&,  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ptR  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Xw(3j)xQ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 2f{kBD  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? t-EV h~D1p  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ B$7[8h  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! VM;g+RRq  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 e6m1NH4,  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. IUawdB5CB  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ,.7vBt6 p  
Mother:Why ever not? !E0fGh  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Iaa|qJ
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。