School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 5@osnf?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 #PLEPB  
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学生：万岁！ j{VGClb=T  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. {xcZ*m!B  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7;`o( [N  

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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! oj.A,Fh  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 x90*yaw>h  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! :)f7A7:;  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 pfuW  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? UQCo}vM  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ k?nQ?B W  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! w-B^ [<  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ^yviV Y  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. H14Ic.&  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 CLD-mx|?  
Mother:Why ever not? AT Zhr. H  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ,"
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。