School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. fO5L[U^`  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 73!NoDxb  
Class:Hooruy! CTg79 ITYk  
学生：万岁！ l{3zlXk3z  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. M/F<W!  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =7kn1G.(  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! JB5%\  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Ssir?ZUm   
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 32j#kJW  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 9ec#'i=  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 2C"i2/NH'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ c?c"|.-<p  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun!  0RCp  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 *<{hLf  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $*XTX?,'  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 S:g6z'e1  
Mother:Why ever not? L1

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母亲：为什么？ l%i*.b(  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! -c0*  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。