School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. H E'1Wa0r  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 xX5EhVR   
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. #3h~Z)+y  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 I=DvP;!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! m,"N4a@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 tS@J)p+_(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! dh~ cj5  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 B9[eLh!  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? uYu/0fQD  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ %!vgAH4  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Cr a@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 w~n7l97Pw  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 0]._|Ubn6)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9eh9@~mU"l  
Mother:Why ever not? ?cH,!2  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! WYayr1  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。