School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. AAi4} 8+\  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1"l48NLL|  
Class:Hooruy! *P12d  
学生：万岁！ rv~OfL  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;%AY#b4m  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 T[ zEAj  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! EBmkKiI;  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?;rRR48T9E  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9:!V":8q  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 >(gbUW  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [L2N[vy;  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ f 0/q{*  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! _k)EqPYu@  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 }o=s"0a  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Jk`0yJi$q  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $B )jSxSy  
Mother:Why ever not? GSGaYq  
母亲：为什么？ aqP"Y9l  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! s8*Q@0  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。