School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. t1%<l  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 fNZ:l=L3):  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. j[q$;uSD  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 @ZFU< e$!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! |&xjuBC  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 y|0I3n]e  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D-!#TN`Y  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 y+D"LeCAad  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3NA G}S  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 5q>u]n9]  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! M!E#T-)  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 |Je+y;P7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. my(yN|  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 9b}AZ]$  
Mother:Why ever not? 8G0DuMI5  
母亲：为什么？ TR([u  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! JHCV7$RS  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。