School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. )CihqsA2  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。
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Class:Hooruy! UO>p-M  
学生：万岁！ 2Hy$SSH  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ~(4cnD
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老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o`hF1*yp  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! m|=/|Hm  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 el-%#0
  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! XZIj' a0d  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 y*|"!FK  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? mhT3Fwc  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ *jf (TIU  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ~H)bvN^  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 NqlG=pu  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 7lf* vqG  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 gnx!_H\h<  
Mother:Why ever not? vY}/CBmg  
母亲：为什么？ uK3,V0 yz  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! =#
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。