School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /pm]BC  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 CMe 06^U  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. W,D4.w$@'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 I
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~W*FCG#E  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 iky|Tp  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! xg30xC[  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 v/@^Q1G/:  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? K'55O&2  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ #:jHp44J  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! V4hiGO[  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。  Fiv3 {.  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. z-BXd  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 iMAfJ-oN  
Mother:Why ever not? oxC[F*mD  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! vhe>)h*B  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。