School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. edlf++r~  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ]q
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Class:Hooruy! .Sa=VC?EZ  
学生：万岁！ 0Db=/sJ>  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. HEa7!h[a'  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 zYdieE\-  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (0_zp`)  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 IIBS:&;+-  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! bi@'m?XwJ  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 -T+'3</T  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !a!4^zqp  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ {dE(.Z?]!#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! PGYx]r  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 +tg${3ti_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. `}$bJCSF.n  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 4sH?85=j  
Mother:Why ever not? <KCyXU
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母亲：为什么？ ubVZEsoW?  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! K g.O2F77  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。