School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ~m0=YAlk?  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 _3O*"S=1  
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学生：万岁！ w40*vBz  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. yd'cLZd<}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 H4{7,n  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! SrOv* D3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 1DL+=-  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! UYQ@ub  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 D62'bFB^  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? vp d!|/  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ RC8-6s& ln  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! H"2,Q T  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 EVbDI yFn  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. fAvB!e  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ACgWT  
Mother:Why ever not? rO1.8KKJ  
母亲：为什么？ +6Vu]96=KC  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! eA/}$.R  
母亲：为什么？ r8L'C  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。