School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning.  Q
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 V;[p438o  
Class:Hooruy! Lk(S2$)*  
学生：万岁！ 2bA#D%PHD  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. zv%J=N$G
 
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ~'BUrX\  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Hcl"T1N*  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 o`U|`4,  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! F_PTMl=Q|J  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 BRtXf0~&p  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? Oc-u=K,B  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ze"~Ird  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! :_c*m@=z(  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 0!IPcZjY7  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. /oDpgOn  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 y*KC*/'"  
Mother:Why ever not? PdM*5g4  
母亲：为什么？ '(9YB9 i  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! 6e:P.HqjA  
母亲：为什么？ |F~88j{VN  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。