School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. M2UF3xD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 _9%R U"  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. |@{4zoP_N  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 =Q#} ,T  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! B d#D*
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 f+#^Lngo  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! rkdf htpI  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 1P(5+9"s  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? LxWnPi ^  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ $a^YJY^_  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! xcBV,[E{  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 PQ6.1}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ELh`|X  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 T#ktC0W]h  
Mother:Why ever not? `zQ2i}Uju  
母亲：为什么？ TQXp9juK  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! oMM+af  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。