School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. i SD?y#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 U.,_zEbx,  
Class:Hooruy! 6< T@\E  
学生：万岁！ y/(60H,{{  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;VI/iwg  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 mufJ@YS#  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! vl,Ff9  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $pLJtQ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 2:4:Q[{A  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 JsZLBq*lP  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? [')C]YQb=  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ,N`cH\  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! e*?
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )GC9%mF;  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. :*6#(MX  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ,u&K(Z%  
Mother:Why ever not? |Y")$pjz  
母亲：为什么？ "gCqb;^  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! |_GESpoHH  
母亲：为什么？ N" =$S|Gs  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。