School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 0Tx{3#  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 XF;ES3 d  
Class:Hooruy! [f1 (`<  
学生：万岁！ ]%wVHC  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. e%@~MQ-  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 +#lM  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! Z{ X|6
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 YW_Q\|p]M  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! r^3acXl  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ER5gmmVP@p  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .!$*:4ok  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ G~2jUyv  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! [y'f|XN  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 %|g>%D3Z?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Gb#Cm]  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ZUVA EH%  
Mother:Why ever not? vY }A  
母亲：为什么？ p?7v$ev_  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ~sl{|E  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。