School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. |-GmWSK_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 !$P+hX`  
Class:Hooruy! b1Bu5%bt,:  
学生：万岁！ /^v?Q9=Y  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. P{v>o,a.  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 m22M[L(q  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! G?e"A0,  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ,&[2z!  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! bkk1_X  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 9|#YKO\\i  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 72@lDY4cE  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ <$!^LKKzA  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! /Ud<4j-  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 <\uz",e}  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ]4f;%pE  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 JRQ{Q"`)  
Mother:Why ever not? ue8Cpn^M  
母亲：为什么？ ? ->:,I=<~  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Z@ AHe`A  
母亲：为什么？ -=_bXco}  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。