School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Z@&%"nO  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 E&y)`>Nq{  
Class:Hooruy! M."/"hV`-  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. J9*;Bqzim  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 7_l Wr  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! IjRUr\l  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 WH1" HO  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! C5I7\9F)  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 uK"FopUJ4i  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? n9={D  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ tm=,x~  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! *9kg\#  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ZSe30Rl\  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. z|%Pi J,  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 0LL0
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Mother:Why ever not? dEKu5GI  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! &DGz/o  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。