School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. .Z17X_  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 fl_a@QdB#  
Class:Hooruy! 'P&r^V\~(/  
学生：万岁！ mII8jyg*c  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. \naG  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 :2{ [f+  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! f
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 O=1#KNS  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! D9r;Ys%  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^#7&R"  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 7tY~8gQel  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ L#_QrR6Sny  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! <%`z:G3  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 P[Vf$ q<  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. JQ\o[t  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 <|a9r: [  
Mother:Why ever not? ia-&?  
母亲：为什么？ Nn5sD3z#  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! yv5c0G.D  
母亲：为什么？ 6lxZo_  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。