School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. 7"a`-]Ap  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 APHtJoS  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. `5k6s,  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 o@<6TlZM  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! (l3UNP  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 n3l"L|W^(<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! s{"`=dKT  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 I |<+'G  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ga{25q}"  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ :]u}xDv3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! Ry8WNVO}R  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 d}wa[WRv   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. MUCJ/GF*  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 v' 9(et  
Mother:Why ever not? c5=v
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! \c9t]py<.h  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。