School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. q#ClnG*  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 %D}kD6=  
Class:Hooruy! X0H!/SlS  
学生：万岁！ {V$|3m>:*  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. xPk8$1meZM  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 O%zU-_|*  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! $i}y8nlQ  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 RJ ||}5  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! aS{n8P6vW  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 z/WE,R  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3kIN~/<R+7  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ Ym{tR,g7  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ?{|q5n  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 6?mibvK  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. '()xHEGl3  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 }=UHbU.n~!  
Mother:Why ever not? ?'Xj g#}<  
母亲：为什么？ W*4-.*U8a  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! o"Euwh!!  
母亲：为什么？ O=&0H|B  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。