School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /]l f>\x1  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 s|p(KWo2U  
Class:Hooruy! a5I%RY  
学生：万岁！ 5YLho2h38!  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. DUPmq!A  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 `~KAk  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! X{|k<^:  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 SFOQM*H  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 'U*udkn 2]  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ?xf~!D  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3?]S,~!F  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ I@c0N*(  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9cbB[c_.  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Cb<~i  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }cyq'mi  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 @)06\h  
Mother:Why ever not? VN!^m]0  
母亲：为什么？
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ir"* iL=  
母亲：为什么？ =I{S;md  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。