School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. aB`x5vg7ho  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 ^,Sl^ 9K  
Class:Hooruy! Q( WE.ux)<  
学生：万岁！ K%Sy~6iD&  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. =Vgj=19X(  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 xK`.^W  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! EZm6WvlxSI  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 UTa
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Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! hM!D6: t  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 %"R|tlG  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? ^#H%LLt  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 1U"Fk3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! pGZI697  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 @wWro?s'p  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. zc QFIP  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 `-l,`7e'  
Mother:Why ever not? q@;z((45  
母亲：为什么？ bK)gB!  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +4kBd<0Y  
母亲：为什么？ ~Wq[H  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。