School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. hM~9p{O  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 `I|$U)'  
Class:Hooruy! (V2~txMh  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. &NbhQY`k  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 bup)cX^  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 'Fi\Qk'D@  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 +&?#Gdb  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ?.1yNO*s  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 sPMCN's  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? .Cq'D.  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ '1'#,u!  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! c*o05pMS  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1?:/8l%V  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $['_m~ 2  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 s~N WJ*i  
Mother:Why ever not? e}%~S9\UL5  
母亲：为什么？ )l 0\TF  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Nl~'W  
母亲：为什么？ $07;gpZt  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。