School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. br'~SXl  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a"WnBdFZ  
Class:Hooruy! e3(0L I  
学生：万岁！ n,AN&BZ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ^//N-?Fx  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 u2Rmp4]  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 4|Y0$(6o  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 ?V7[,I1?  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! +mF}j=k  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 R[_7ab]A  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? % yJs"%  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ShSh/0   
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 6qHo$#iT  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9k83wACry  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8PQ$X2)  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 $@K+yOq+u  
Mother:Why ever not? M5%xp.B  
母亲：为什么？ 7Y!^88,f.  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! lezdJ  
母亲：为什么？ F.@yNr"  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。