School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. )wpBxJ;dB}  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 *2 4P T7  
Class:Hooruy! \Q*3/_}G  
学生：万岁！ Vs8os+  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. hof$0Fg  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Rh9>iA@fd  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! E`XUK,b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 OWB^24Z&3  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! *0l^/jqn:  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ~{Tus.jk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 6VQ*z8wLw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ =35EG{W(  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #TZYe4#f  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 z.]t_`KuF9  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. mV`Z]-$$i  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 # u^FB  
Mother:Why ever not? _9#4  
母亲：为什么？ (LTm!"Q  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions!
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母亲：为什么？ u+[ZWhKUp  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。