School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ,5/zTLd   
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /GMT  
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学生：万岁！ Gs
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. }^}ep2^  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Jevr.&;O  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! M3/_E7Qoj  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 gDBdaxR<  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 9M!J7 W  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^Yu%JCN8g  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? w8>  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ t&L+]I'P3  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! DSc:>G  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 p:CpY'KV_  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. sqP (1|9  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 1*ui|fuK  
Mother:Why ever not? i\z,)xp  
母亲：为什么？ .iXIoka  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! (2fWJ%7VG  
母亲：为什么？ 1Wy0#?L  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。