School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. E00zf3Jgv'  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 1@ j>2>i  
Class:Hooruy! G=8w9-Ww  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. jj)9jUz  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 4pF U`g=  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ~?}/L'q!b  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 (/_Q r2KfC  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! P#H#@:/3  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 gKZ{O  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? n;"4`6L~  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ z#!xqIg0  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7[-jr;v  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Ssu{Lj  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. =&fBmV  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 F_~-o,\  
Mother:Why ever not? 33kI#45s  
母亲：为什么？ Yf:utCvv  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! Kfj*uzKB  
母亲：为什么？ 2t { Cpw  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。