School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. p@7[w@B\c  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 /y"Y o  
Class:Hooruy! ihJC)m`Hbl  
学生：万岁！ R'q:Fc  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ;hLne0|)}  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 [oQ&}3\XJ  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! q:1_D>  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 z!I(B^)BkT  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Bu$GCSrX  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :K6(`J3Y"^  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? KD~F5aS`[  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ NX(.Lw}  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! '?~k`zK  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 L_rKVoKjt  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 7^~pOFdH  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 _;BN;].  
Mother:Why ever not? 4JHFn [%  
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! f9FsZD  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。