School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. sF)$<[w
 
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 GQ?FUFuIoW  
Class:Hooruy! y|BHSc3  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. i@6g9\x+  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 > .}G[C  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ik?IC$*n3i  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 um]N]cCD`  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! BQUYT/$(  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 RB*z."  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? xzz@Wc^_  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ }Gb^%1%M  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! ,1|=_M31  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 PDc4ok`)  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 8Dxg6>  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?vD<_5K;I  
Mother:Why ever not? /^{Q(R(X<  
母亲：为什么？ GRL42xp'*D  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! uU$/4{  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。