School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. t$]lK6  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 z1T.\mzfX  
Class:Hooruy! $w)y
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. E2LpQNvN%g  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 <[8at6;  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! vbmi_[,U  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 qg'RD]a>R  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~>k<I:BtrT  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 9,`WQ+OI  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3RXq/E  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ oa}-=hG  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! A=I]1r  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 U$# ?Lw  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. Eu l,1yR  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 (6^v`SZ  
Mother:Why ever not? Al5E  
母亲：为什么？ rs]%`"&=  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! g&`e2|[7  
母亲：为什么？ q$(aMO&J  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。