School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. E7Cobpm  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 IskL$Y ^  
Class:Hooruy! \]X.f&u  
学生：万岁！ 0m@+ &X>w  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. -Jd|H*wWo  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 )qWwh)\;!  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 59E9K)c3  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 I7ao2aS  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 1Bytu >2  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 A  6(`  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? q<YM,%mgj  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ B%F]K<  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! L}Z.FqJ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 *$Q>Om]  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 'HA{6v,y  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 #6 M]tr  
Mother:Why ever not? 5y#,z`S  
母亲：为什么？ E_,/)U8  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! *^?tr?e%I<  
母亲：为什么？ .LzA'q1+z  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。