School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ~L}0)FZ\9  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 fx_7B (  
Class:Hooruy! ?[T&y ,ln  
学生：万岁！ Z~]17{x0  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. zL7+HY*3o  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 nR ,j1IUF  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! hd^?svID  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 xkqt(ng(  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! Z7%>O:@z  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 [!DLT6Qk  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? e`C'5`d]  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ UUA7m$F1  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! m >'o&Hj  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 K_}vmB\2l  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. _#-(XQa  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ?)JW}3<.  
Mother:Why ever not? 2^Y1S?g
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母亲：为什么？ 'rz*mR8  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! O'j;"l~H|  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。