School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. L FWp}#%  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 lV\iYX2#  
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学生：万岁！ JduO^Fit  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. J"aw 1  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 ZHTi4JY  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! UoxlEec  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 xfRp_;l+R  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ^KhJBM/Z  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 Pe<VPf9+  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? j_<qnBeQ  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ DTO_IP  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! {$8+n::  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~/rD_K  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. $hm[x$$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 QuR}6C  
Mother:Why ever not? cL9gaD$;)  
母亲：为什么？ $8\u  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! "xlR>M6e  
母亲：为什么？ vl:~&I&y;R  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。