School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >4:d
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老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 JK k0f9)  
Class:Hooruy! C?PQ>Q!f-  
学生：万岁！ Z_d"<k}I  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. ([>ecS@eO  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 PRKZg]?  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! +>$]leqa  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Q;h.}N8W  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! _Nx /<isdL  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 e#"h@kZP  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? K_7pr~D]@r  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3EoCEPb#  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! NvR{S /Z  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 (O.%Xbx3  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. B9v>="F  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 T1LYJ]5  
Mother:Why ever not? F:{*4b  
母亲：为什么？ HU3:6R&  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! +7Ws`qhEe  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。