School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. L=dQ,yA  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 c8Nl$|B  
Class:Hooruy! Nw '$r  
学生：万岁！ Q^8/"aV\  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. 8@/MrEOW#  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 gwbV$[.X  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! *D67&/g.  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 .hJcK/m  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]&s@5<S[  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 *M.,Yoj  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 1p8pH$j'  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ 3WM*4   
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 1amEQ  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ~UHjc0  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. o]WcODJdl  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 y>cLG5v  
Mother:Why ever not? #jsN  
母亲：为什么？ 7\N }QP0"u  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! u$FL(m4  
母亲：为什么？  % s@  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。