School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. OIL8'xY.w  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 NDP" @  
Class:Hooruy! [p9v#\G; [  
学生：万岁！ dv>n38&mDQ  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. bO2?DszT5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 *$g!/,  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test!
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学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 Y@0'0  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! SOhM6/ID2/  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 ^ *"fC  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 3$nK   
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ ^obuMQ;  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 9pqsr~  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 Bi:lC5d5?  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. }yEV&& @  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。  f\<r1  
Mother:Why ever not? RJ{$`d  
母亲：为什么？ ixu*@{
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! y|}~"^+T  
母亲：为什么？ !k)6r6  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。