Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
|KYl'"5\ <=7nTcO~ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
..8t1+S6] L[2qCxB'^ One should love animals. They are so tasty.
J=3{<Xl b\(f>g[ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
h.vy SwF"j uQO5GDuK> Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
&gXL{cK'% 9!n:hhJM 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
pWRdI_ #EzhtuHxn Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
$vXY"-k -t4:%-wv 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
FFw(`[A_ e#;43=/Ia Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
kC.dJ2^j+ ` 7iA?; 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
]"T157F F-3=eKZ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
%0-oZL ;I*t5{ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
^s6~*n<fH Eg`~mE+a Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
V4Rs U%@PY9# 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
:(~<BiqR( jo"nK,r Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
@sn:%/x _ g&g:HH: 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
~},H+A!? _|C3\x1c Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
y05!-G:Y\ .vKgiIC: 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
(>0`e8v! t[!,puZc# Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
961&rR}d Lmjd,t 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
$R#_c} J0IKI,X. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
{O _X/y~ $HQ~I?r{Hf “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
6E) T;R(@ : _Y^o There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
X40gJV< =~O3j:<6 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
Q+Nnj(AQY 8x1!15Wiz “Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? ”
A/=cGE .K~V DUu 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
65 zwi- <T7@,_T “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! "
RbUir185Y ek)rsxf1A 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
w31O~Ve ruagJS)+ God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends.
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.Ae 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
yzfiH4 ?T73BL= When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
[5xm>Y&} _\4r~=`HQ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
60~*$` \KJTR0EB:> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
ZOqA8#\ ){GJgk|P 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
%tkqWK: #p=+RTZ< The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
f|~'(~Sr ;t7F%cDA 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少,为什么学来着?
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