School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. Q+ZZwqyxD  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 hd@jm^k  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. >Et~h65d5  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 f-Zi!AGh>  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 4|;Ys-Q  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 $+$4W\-=X  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 61](a;Di  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 zJo?
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Mother:How was your first day at school? @;}vK=6L  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ HYl~)O>  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! k5)a|  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 _fS4a134R  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. fGoJP[ae  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 wU|jw(  
Mother:Why ever not?
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母亲：为什么？ k%VYAON  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! p4D.nB8  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。