1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love. ]ASTw(4
你有零钱吗？因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。 R c
2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you? ^_t7{z%sA[
这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系？ +2,EK
3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ;N^4R$Q.
如果我能重新排列字母，我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。 1pM>-"a8j
4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes! YP73
你有地图吗？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了！ juEH$7N !
5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you. ]SUW"5L-
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你。 rO]2we/B,4
6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it. o3Z<tI8-V
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。 <])kO`+G
7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart. <~
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我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。 T/ P
8、A. How are you? HXgf=R/$
B: Fine. ;R7+6
A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you. <;hy-Q()D
A: 你好吗？ m%U$37A 1
B: 好。 8gW$\
A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。 ; ! B>b)%
9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? +r$VrNVs
我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗？（双关语，其实是跟对方要电话） !RwMUnp
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