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1.向新朋友介绍女友时，请搂着她的腰，而不是站在一旁用手指点。
2.在街上遇见美女凝视时间不超过５秒，并迅速指出那位美女与她相比较的美中不足。
3.如果她做错了事，心里已经很难过，请主动承担起你应该甚至不应该承担的责任吧。
4.听女友话的男人才会有出息，所以，你要乖乖听她的话。
5.她可以欺负你，但你绝对不可以欺负她，因为她虽然欺负你，但是每次有什么好东西，她第一个想到的就是你！
6.要是她朝你哭，你要不厌其烦地哄她，直到她破涕为笑！
7.把她的照片帖到钱包，手机……一切经常看到的地方。
8.离开她绝对不超过十天以上
9.在她的朋友面前，希望你可以表现得比平时更疼爱她和紧张她的样子。
10.大男人不表示霸道.
11.温柔不等于没主见。
12.潇洒不等于没交代
13.不要老是在我问她“去那里比较好”，“吃什么”等等的时候说“随便”，这不等于是你在迁就她，只表示你没有心思搭理她。
14．要经常对她说“我爱你”，否则她会假设你不爱她
15．永远不要在公众场合对她呼呼吼吼又或是撇下她一人。
16．她做错事情的时候教训她不要紧，最重要的是在那之后要哄她。
17．发脾气时不要不理她，不要给时间她让她冷静，其实她完全不需要时间冷静。
18．可以陪自己的朋友，但一定要重色轻友。
19．她看动画片，你不但不准笑话她，还要跟她一起看。
20．在她想你时，争分夺秒地挤出时间与她约会21．看她的眼神无比专注。
22．说话的语气情深意长。
23．能做到客观的得看到其它优秀的女孩，但主观认为她才是最好的
24．有女孩和你说话，你要拉着她的手，如果她恰巧不在旁边，那么请你跟她们保持距离。
25．过马路的时候牵着她的手。
26．要懂得珍惜和她在一起的每分钟。
27．就算再忙，每天都不忘打一个问候的电话
28．要常常唱情歌给她听。
29．两个人都有发火的权利，但不能同一天, 如果那一天她发火了，那你就不可以发火了。
30．女友生活中不顺心，你要循循善诱、帮忙分析，提出建设性方案若干
31．要非常爱你的女友---她，坚决拥护女友的决定，服从女友的领导。
32．留意其它女生不得超过５秒钟，看同一女生累计不得超过５次。
33．即使全世界的人都不相信她，你也要无条件相信她。因为她也会同样对你。
34．她穿了好看的衣服，你要衷心赞美。
35．严禁在女士（３0岁－８０岁）面前耍贫，放电。若有违反，视情节严重程度，由女友从严、从快进行严厉打击，任何人、任何形式的狡辩，抵赖都将按妨碍司法公正论处。
36．不抽烟。一经发现立即开除。
37．与女友吵架每次陈述不得超过３分钟（含），音量不得超过２０分贝（含）。
38．要加强锻炼，强健身体,一口气抱她上到五楼
39．在她心情遭透，蛮横发脾气的时候，抱抱她，而不是和她理论。
40．希望不会出现手机没电而她又没有其它办法联系到你的现象，如果能频频主动打电话告诉她“我想你了”并随时汇报行踪则更好。
41．她身上有很多缺点，她已经够苦恼了，请不必随时向她提醒。
42．女友不讲理是撒娇而不是撒野。
43．她所有的事情都好想跟你分享、虽然你不一定会明白但是希望你会装做你在听。
44．最重要的一点：要永远认为女友是对的。因为，她是最爱你的。

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