School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. S6[v;{xJ  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 V%Sy"IG  
Class:Hooruy! VU@9@%TN  
学生：万岁！ P\_`  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. V <bd;m  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 U)3DQ6T99  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 1T[et-  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 &d|r~NhP  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! (64yg  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 r7',3V  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? !>1@HH?I\/  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ E4hLtc^ +
 
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 5<w g8y  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 9*a=iL*Nw  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. __.+s32SS$  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 4^URX>nx8  
Mother:Why ever not? QVtQx>K`  
母亲：为什么？ 9V5-
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Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! ooQQ-?"m  
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。