School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. EJ &ZZg  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 zk^7gx3x  
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学生：万岁！ Zkb,v!l  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. J\,e/{,X  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 3bI|X!j  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! ?$8 ,j+&I  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 [Xo J7  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 5A=xFj{  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 >8mW-p  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? K v>#  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ NNpa69U  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! #
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 ,vY I O  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. >8HRnCyp/  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 FUv)<rK  
Mother:Why ever not? c$Nl-?W  
母亲：为什么？ 1~ZHC[ `  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! PL B=%[  
母亲：为什么？ $HnD|
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儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。