School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. /_`lz^  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 a4irokJv#  
Class:Hooruy! 8Y5  
学生：万岁！ ?O>V%@  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. X7s `U5'l  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 lP<:tR~K  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! 5}`_x+$%(`  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 #5V9oKM  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ]\!?qsT3}  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 :_O%/k1\@  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? =Q.^c.sw  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ `QXErw  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 3D2E?$dX  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 WL'P)lI5  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ONe# rKJ_  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ;Rv!k&Df  
Mother:Why ever not? X-wf:h?i  
母亲：为什么？ ;aw=MV  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! }I :OsAw  
母亲：为什么？ E@ESl0a;  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。