School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. ogbLs)&+a  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 "X4OUk  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. GKu@8Ol-wu  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 Z@>hN%{d+g  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! *kY\,r&!P  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 }dX[u`zQ  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! ~McmlJzJG  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 7dyGC:YuTL  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? D+lzISp~e  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ +ObP[F  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! 7(rNJPrU~=  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 [tGAo/  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. 6S)$wj*
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儿子：我再也不去上学了。 WF,<7mx=-  
Mother:Why ever not? c?A(C#~ z  
母亲：为什么？ B38_1X7  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! !G=!^RA  
母亲：为什么？ vM!lL6T:  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。