School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. &7wd?)s  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 P0PWJ^+,+  
Class:Hooruy! kO*$"w#X[p  
学生：万岁！ 4G>H  
Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. U,-39mr  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 cFnDmtI:  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! K8.!_ c  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 :#?5X|Gz  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! f|lU6EkU  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 i`$*Ty"x  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? RnI&8  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ xJ)n4)  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! z(^]J`+\  
儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 )i^<r;_z  
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. dl@%`E48w  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 ouFYvtFg  
Mother:Why ever not? ]cMqahaY  
母亲：为什么？ +sUFv)!4  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! #"\gLr_:m  
母亲：为什么？ ,+{LYF  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。