School jokes(搞笑在校园)

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Teacher:Class,we will have only half a day of school this morning. >)[W7h  
老师：同学们,今天早晨只上半天课。 :[PA.Upi  
Class:Hooruy! ,rY}IwMw  
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Teacher:We will have the other half this afternoon. D!)h92CIDm  
老师：今天下午再上半天课。 KLj/,ehD !  
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Pupil:I don''t think I deserved zero on this test! t1#f*G5  
学生：我觉得这次我不应该得零分。 5P('SFq'=  
Teacher:I agree,but that''s the lowest mark I could give you! 6!U~dt#a  
老师：我同意，可是我这里没有更低的分数了。 H]dN'c-  
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Mother:How was your first day at school? 527u d^:  
母亲：第一天上学感觉怎么样？ % 5!Y#$:{o  
Son:It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"who kept spoiling all our fun! T
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儿子：挺好的。不过有个叫“老师”的家伙老是让我们玩不愉快。 1 !.PH   
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Son:I''m not going back to school ever again. ~a>3,v-  
儿子：我再也不去上学了。 "LZv\c~v,%  
Mother:Why ever not? TU| 0I  
母亲：为什么？ } f!wQxb  
Son:The teacher doesn''t know a thing,all she does is ask questions! _=qk.|p/  
母亲：为什么？ .KYDYdoS'  
儿子：老师什么都不知道，她只是不停地问我们问题。