1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love. \]$IDt(s
你有零钱吗？因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。 K2%w0ohC
2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you? ,^#yo6-
这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系？ KM^ufF2[
3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. y~()| L [
如果我能重新排列字母，我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。 " )=X4]D
4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes! _6 ay-u
你有地图吗？因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了！ RV@*c4KvO+
5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you. lz1 wO5%h
如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会哭因为我害怕会失去你。 M1KqY: 9E
6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it. -D6exTxh"
我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。 v WGwVH/K
7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart. 4:g R r
我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。 }.s~T# v
8、A. How are you? M|:UwqV>
B: Fine. gz3pX#S
A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you. {nLjY|*
A: 你好吗？ x?&$ ci
B: 好。 dAy?EO0\7
A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。 Q-1vw6d
9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? r Tz$^a}/
我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗？（双关语，其实是跟对方要电话） OpHsob~
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